Name the country you'd wanna move to.
Mine would be China.
I also want to be trapped living a meaningless peasant life
same 2bh
Their tech industry is absolutely fucking lit right now
Dunno Poland or Italy I guess.
Australia or France maybe.
Maybe San Marino.
Qatar, if I can get a cute Arabian princess to love me
What's the point, I'm never going to be able leave this place.
Uruguay maybe.
>>60933713
Jew Zealand bls, gibe citizenship
>>60933852
Why would you want to move to a Shariah shithole?
>>60933713
i'd like a country that is just like France except the people are white
Brazil
>>60933872
>he picks somewhere worse
Tee hee youre silly
>>60933713
Switzerland or Japan
M'laysia or SG.
>>60933713
>Moving to a country where you can't speak the language.
Canada looks comfy
>>60933896
How is it worse?
Why move to a country where itd take 15 years of labor to buy a plane ticket out
If you go there and your legs break then you will probably spend the rest of your life hooking for money
>>60933713
Belgium
or Argentina/Uruguay
>>60933886
It's the closest you can get to the comfy middle eastern aesthetic without the country being entirely unfiltered ass
>>60934028
>what is the UAE
>>60933713
well i can't say belgium coz you said name a country
Switzerland, Netherlands, Italy or Iceland
is brazil really that dangerous?
if not brazil, then poland or japan
>>60933713
Belgium.
Flanders specifically
Poland.
>>60934074
>>60933955
fuck off we're full
Don't wanna move, but in that case Italy or the UK.
Cozy Georgia
Switzerland if I could speak the local language one day
>>60933973
At best its a lateral transition.
>>60933713
spain i would move right now I could
mexico
>>60934426
if I could *
>>60933713
>Switzerland
Poland
Switzerland
Japan
Canada
>>60933852
Just move to France.
>>60934406
Seem better to me in some ways tbqh
>>60933904
>>60934079
>>60934323
>>60934487
fuck off we're full
>>60934584
does verlieren mean lost? siecherheit means like your future that's secure but wtf does the rest mean
>>60934584
I'm moving to Ticino whether you fuckers like it or not. Prepare your angus.
>>60934584
No you're not, you've got lots of bunkers :^)
>>60934630
>does verlieren mean lost?
Yep;
>Sicherheit verlieren? (losing security/safety)
>Arbeit verlieren? (they tooo ca duuuu)
>Schengen nein (no to Schengen)
Pretty rad, eh?
And yet, here we are.
>THEY DIDN'T LISTEN!
>>60934672
You wouldn't dare to! YOU WOULDN'T!
>>60934674
>No you're not, you've got lots of bunkers :^)
They're really not that cosy, honestly.
>>60934700
swiss german is on a redneck lvl
>>60933741
As compared to a meaningless shopping mall life.
>>60934756
>They're really not that cosy, honestly.
Not without you :3
At least they're safe and (hopefully) not used for refugee housing
>>60934772
wait it's actually correct i thought it was verlornet or some shit
I'm happy in Canada.
New Zealand is the only other country that interests me, but I hear the economy is shite and my accent would stick out.
>>60933713
Why European doesn't know China?
>>60934584
come on anon, I'm sure you have space for one more
I've lived in China.
You don't wanna do that.
>>60934913
I'm sure he only wants some chinese pussy
>>60934978
>I'm sure he only wants some chinese pussy
Don't they serve those in restaurants though?
>>60935028
I'm pretty sure they do in china
>>60934931
No, and I double checked.
As a poor man, probably a rich western european country full of muh benefits and self-hate like Sweden.
If I was a rich man, I'd pick South Korea or Japan.
>>60935115
where did you get the place for all the Albanians?
>>60933713
Is your poison resistance high enough for this?
>>60935115
Can I take your job, please?
Argentina so I can be surrounded by white people 24/7
>>60935115
Please, I swear I won't rape your women
>>60935160
please no, these are our average qts
>>60935198
>I swear I won't rape your women
I will, but only if I got their consent
>>60935228
the bright green babushka head dress thing on the right, qt
A white version of France
>>60934787
which is much better than a meaningless peasant life
>>60935142
>where did you get the place for all the Albanians?
Prisons. Mostly.
>>60935156
>>60935198
>Can't take a no as what it is: FUCKING NO!
You see, that's why you would never be able to integrate anyways. Give it up already.
italy
Portugal or USA idk dude
Japan. Mongolia. Or i'd move to the Northwest U.S. or Canada from Texas.
>>60935315
>You see, that's why you would never be able to integrate anyways.
>Implying I wanted to integrate :^)
Who would you define to be able to integrate? Apart from a newborn Swiss.
Somewhere cheap and warm
So Thailand or something
>>60935315
I'm gonna move to Switzerland and there's nothing you can do about it. Also, I'm totally going to rape all your women
>>60935459
>Somewhere cheap and warm
Like your mom vagina.
>>60935407
>Apart from a newborn Swiss.
Eh... those are the worst!
Too bad it's a bit harder to get rid of those fucks. We used to ship our retards and poorfags to America, but you can't do that any more, for some reason...
>>60935477
>Also, I'm totally going to rape all your women
Oh noes.
>>60935562
damn bro you are an attention whore
>>60935550
Thanks Freud
>>60935562
>implying Europe's greatest minds didn't abandon ship with them.
>>60935603
>>60935641
>triggered
There, there.
Heads up, and stay cool burgers.
Image is everything.
>>60933713
everyone i know in buisness who has to deal with the chinese hates them, they are like animals, cheating stealing, backstabbing are all acceptable in china they are also worst than Indians in terms of hygiene.
somewhere where white people live and not alot of brown guys like eastern europe, so i can be the unique brown guy in the country and lots of white wommen will sexx me because they saw racemixing from american media but there is not other foreigners
>>60933713
US
Rate
Why can't I come to Switzerland I'm white.
>>60935682
I propose we invade Switzerland for all their cheese and then nuke the lands until it turns to glass.
All in favor?
>>60935734
kek
in reality Eastern European women hate browns even worse than Western women
>>60935744
Rated
Either Finland or Switzerland
>>60935756
>>60935855
NOOOOOOOO, REEEEEEEE!
>>60935774
Shouldn't you keks first finish business you fucking started already all over the world?!
But hey, we don't mind.
Bring it on - if you dare to!
>>60935867
Yeah but the rest of the world doesn't make cheese as well as you.
You dont understand the American love for all things cheese.
You are now a top-priority country to invade. Prepare yourself.
>>60933713
Norway
>>60935981
>Prepare yourself.
Ready.
anywhere with unlimited neetbux
>>60935981
>You are now a top-priority country to invade.
Still waiting... are you guys even on it yet?
Hello?! Burger?
i want to move to montana and build a little mud bunker underground
>>60935315
Can i come i already think germans are subhuman
Canada
Israel or South Africa
San Marino or Switzerland
>>60936273
>i already think germans are subhuman
Well, that's a good start, I'd say.
Lemme see...
The answer is: no. Fuck off, and we're full.
kentucky, usa
>>60934787
>Be a peasant
OR
>Have the luxury to shop at malls
What a tough choice, you fucking waffle
>>60936202
So much this.
What creatures would you raise in your underground lair? I'd go with guinea pigs because they're adorable, fuck like crazy, and delicious
>>60936349
>or Switzerland
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60933713
Texas
>>60935744
Depends on where in the US, big country. You should know, I'm sure the culture/people in Asiatic Russia are different from Moscow, etc.
>>60933713
China is a disgusting place
I'd go to Portugal or Iceland
Georgia
Switzerland
Uruguay
Norway
New Zealand
Austria
any of those countries
>>60933713
>Chinese "people"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fJRSb8QdGg
>>60936641
Are those two choices a tie?
South Korea
I don't want to move countries
>>60934273
>>60936676
t. Saakashvili
>>60933713
Japan
An entirely new island country filled with plains and a mountaineous southern region on our east coast that is 90% white and 10% asian and has a population of 6 million or so living in 400 thousand square kilometres
it's all i want
>>60933713
Norway or Jamaica. There is no middle ground
>>60936766
I want move your country too
Czech Republic, things are so cheap there and the women are great
Quebec desu
if I were ever to leave this land of my birth I'd move to Australia
>>60933973
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%92%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D0%B4%D0%BB%D1%8F_%D0%B3%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B6%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%BD_%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8
>>60933852
good luck converting to sunni Islam.
>>60934452
*can*
>>60933713
>wanting to move to a communist shithole
>>60935326
U better mothafukin' murder a Shylock.
Afghanistan :DD
Based Russia
>>60933713
it's too humid there and many people in the mainland don't know english
>>60935477
«...they're not sending you.
They're sending people who have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us.
They're bringing drugs,
They're bringing crime,
They're rapists ...»
>>60936364
Those Alpine horns.
Switzerland seems /comfy/
>>60938325
>RARE
>ARER
>RERA
>ERAR
>FLAG
>LAGF
>AGFL
>GFLA
>>60938426
lol what? Greenland is rare?
finska :DDDDDDD
>>60934028
>what is Oman
Tokyo for short term, anywhere in the Netherlands for long term. The Netherlands is my favorite country.
Good parts of the Anglosphere. Don't mind the Nordics either
Denmark. It's cozy af.
>>60934957
why not?
Vatican City
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>>60933713
You can't choose the country you were born in.
Bergen, Norway
Switzerland or Norway, obviously. Norway is ahead right now, but they are more politically cucked (risk of going the way of Sweden), and too dependent on oil, so Switzerland will probably be ahead in the future. Both countries are far ahead of the rest of the world though, except for Middle-Eastern oil kingdoms and microstates.
>>60933713
Innsbruck, Austria
>>60933713
>Literally everywhere is a shithole or is turning into one due to globalism, political correctness, post-modernism and dindus/muslims/sjws/socialists
Just take me out the oven, because I'm fucking done. I'd rather just stop breathing.
Probably Greenland. I just want to have my homebase in a cold, secluded part of the world and go globetrotting from there.
In the Mediterranean somewhere.
Indonesia or Malaysia
>>60935729
>worst than Indians in terms of hygiene.
That is not true. Try harder, kiddo.
switzerland or maybe japan
i'll never be qualified for switzerland ;_;
>>60934451
>Mexicans so poor they cant even move to their own country
>>60933713
japan or france
>>60933713
Nederland. Or California.
All for marijuana
Canada
I want to live in a civilized society
I don't want to move anywhere because I already live in the best country out there.
>>60944015
Your country looks comfy and safe as fuck. I don't know if you are racist towards europeans and spaniards, are you? (As a country)
>>60940365
What about greenland, taiwan or eastern europe?
>>60944139
We have a bunch of yugos who a lot of people don't like and everybody hates gypsies. I guess if you were to learn Slovene, it wouldn't be too bad for you but really, I think we have enough foreigners.
>>60944887
Ok thanks then
>>60933713
I'd like to be some influential party member in North Korea
I'd import a Merc,live in a proper apartment,throw bones to peasants working in the fields,shitpost on 4chan,have dinner with Kimmy and try not to die meanwhile
It'd be pretty cash
In order
Republic of Korea
Canada
Kiwi Land
Abo Land
............................Power Gap
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Rest of east asia
SEA
Europe (Northern>western>central>Med>eastern)
Latin America
Central asia
South asia
MENA/Sub saharan Africa/rest of Oceania
>>60933713
America or Canada
Netherlands
I'd only really consider America for business opportunities. Maybe The UK too
>>60945089
Even the elites live constantly paranoid in NK, If Kim has a temper tantrum enjoy you and your family being sent to the labour camps.
I'd much sooner pick Azerbaijan, Cuba, Russia, Bahrain or another dictatorship where at least you're not cut off from the outside world.
>>60933713
USA
>>60944172
You have literally no idea how much of a shithole Greenland is, do you?
