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Is cucumber the most common dildo vegetable world wide? It is here in Sweden, but


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Is cucumber the most common dildo vegetable world wide? It is here in Sweden, but it's fucking stupid since a zucchini is both firmer and less prone to break.
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>>60931837
>tfw picked green
what a rollercoaster of emotions
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>>60932017
>green
Same here, it was fucking intense. I was expecting a last moment win.
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>>60931837
nice webm
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Also, I masturbated with a zucchini several times. You cook it and cut off one end. Then scoop out the insides and enjoy the warm softness.
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>>60931837

> It is here in Sweden
thought itd be the eggplant since it looks the most like bbc
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>>60932017
Me too, dam so close
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>>60931837
>color
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>Is cucumber the most common dildo vegetable world wide?
Apparently yes
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>yellow is in second for so long
>finally gets in first
>only to end up in 4th because of some bullshit
Considering suicide 2bh
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>>60932227
That's not a cucumber... THIS is a cucumber.
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I am color blind so while it looked interesting it wasn't exciting
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>>60932296
>picking yellow
Ahahaha, some people, ahahaha, for fuck's sake, man, picking yellow, ahahahahaha!
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>tfw picked blue
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>>60931837
i picked blue. good representation of my life, not even close to win.
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I was expecting the video to stop 10 seconds before the race ends. How disappointing.
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>>60931837

Is this a psyop. You said cucumber so we think of green.
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>>60932158
>Also, I masturbated with a zucchini several times. You cook it and cut off one end.
Why cook it though, it will become soft and may be squashed by you shpinct... oh that's what you meant... ok then.
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>>60932143
holi
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>>60932556
i picked blue too
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I picked orange :3
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>>60932840
>flag literally a red ball
>not picking the red ball
inexcusable desu
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>>60932659

Since I'm high as fuck, I start to real support that yellow ball... I'm pretty disappointed with its performance...
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>>60932972
DUDE
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>>60932556
>>60932769
Par for the course, really.
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>>60931837
GREEEEN COME ON COME ON FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>60933554
>>60932556
>>60932769
When you choose blue you lose, too
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>>60931837
>picked blue
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>>60931837
This is why you should never use a pic/gif/webm of something more interesting than your thread
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>tfw picked orange
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>>60931837
>tfw picked orange
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I'm blue adadedadudai
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>>60931837
this feels over 1km long, great job
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>picked red
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>tfw orange clutched the win after being in 4th for the majority of the race
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>>60931837
Wow, this is just as interesting as motor sports.
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>>60937430
It's better than Nascar that's for sure.
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I picked blue right after the unpause. I don't know why I picked it except ever since I was a little kid for some autistic reason when people asked me my favorite color I always said blue, as if it was expected of me. Even though it wasn't really blue, I just never had a chance to think about it.
Maybe god sent this thread to me to say that if I let other people make my decisions for me and let my life on autopilot, I will lose.
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>>60937516
Well now, it's time for you to make YOUR choice.
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Blue got cucked like 5 times in that match he had it towards the end
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>blue fucked at every goddamn fork
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