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jackie chan is in my city right now. what do?


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jackie chan is in my city right now. what do?
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get rid of any tables, chairs and ladders in the perimeter

take care
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>>60911854
kick his ass
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Be prepared for communist shilling
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Tell him rush hour 3 sucked and you are embarrassed that they filmed it in your country as it is a disgrace to cinema
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I just saw him

me on the right
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>>60911854
command him to do an AMA on /int/

if he declines, call him a communist pig
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Tell him capitalism allowed him to survive.
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Is he even famous there?

Didn't know eurobeans watched chinese films
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>>60912013
Jackie Chan isn't a communist (the exact opposite ideologically if anything), he's a Han Chinese ethnic nationalist.
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>>60912126
as much as in the US
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>>60912187

All chinks are red, wang
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>>60911854
i'm in my city now. what do?
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>>60912398
Kick his ass
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Kill all Asians cruely in France even hes a filmstar which had excited you in your childhood.Dont discriminate because of their job.
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here with the mayor
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>>60911854
go on a strike and start protesting, because that's all the French ever do in their lives
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>>60911854
How do you know?
We arr rook same.
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Eat some more cheese and find a Muslim passerby (or random stranger) to surrender yourself to
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>>60918365
>>60918792
What the point of posting something that bland and unoriginal?
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>>60918881
to bait (You)s from fools like you
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Quick! Name three things that aren't Jackie chan!
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>>60918912
How many (you) do you need to get a free burger?
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>>60911965
this desu
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>>60918987
Eat
My
Shorts
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>>60918987
Toothpase
Pizza
Jackie Ch- ah darn it
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If you see him, tell him you're a big fan and that it's an honor to have him in your city. Then ask him to teach you drunken fist.
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Jackie Chan is just an ungrateful piece of shit. Remove.
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FIGHT HIM
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Helpful reminder that Jackie Chan grew up in Australia. Any attempt at banter will be returned in kind and then some
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