jackie chan is in my city right now. what do?
get rid of any tables, chairs and ladders in the perimeter
take care
>>60911854
kick his ass
Be prepared for communist shilling
Tell him rush hour 3 sucked and you are embarrassed that they filmed it in your country as it is a disgrace to cinema
I just saw him
me on the right
>>60911854
command him to do an AMA on /int/
if he declines, call him a communist pig
Tell him capitalism allowed him to survive.
Is he even famous there?
Didn't know eurobeans watched chinese films
>>60912013
Jackie Chan isn't a communist (the exact opposite ideologically if anything), he's a Han Chinese ethnic nationalist.
>>60912126
as much as in the US
>>60912187
All chinks are red, wang
>>60911854
i'm in my city now. what do?
>>60912398
Kick his ass
Kill all Asians cruely in France even hes a filmstar which had excited you in your childhood.Dont discriminate because of their job.
here with the mayor
>>60911854
go on a strike and start protesting, because that's all the French ever do in their lives
>>60911854
How do you know?
We arr rook same.
Eat some more cheese and find a Muslim passerby (or random stranger) to surrender yourself to
>>60918365
>>60918792
What the point of posting something that bland and unoriginal?
>>60918881
to bait (You)s from fools like you
Quick! Name three things that aren't Jackie chan!
>>60918912
How many (you) do you need to get a free burger?
>>60911965
this desu
>>60918987
Eat
My
Shorts
>>60918987
Toothpase
Pizza
Jackie Ch- ah darn it
If you see him, tell him you're a big fan and that it's an honor to have him in your city. Then ask him to teach you drunken fist.
Jackie Chan is just an ungrateful piece of shit. Remove.
FIGHT HIM
Helpful reminder that Jackie Chan grew up in Australia. Any attempt at banter will be returned in kind and then some
