This is almost summer. How can we protect ourselves from the invasion of million Dutch tourists ?
put a glass of water on the border
nails on the roads.
I have a box full of them ready to be DROPPED
I had thought about it before.
I wouldn't do it if these lovely Dutch tourist weren't packing everything they fucking could prior to their trip to avoid spending any fucking euro in our country, leaving only their garbages bags in our bins.
I mean, da fack bra
What is it with the Dutch and camper vans? They must be the top of the charts with vans per capita.
>>60897777
>They must be the top of the charts with vans per capita.
Surely
>>60897686
you can't :)
>>60897686
Their pretty OK. they cross the border but at least they go back to their goddamm country at the end of the summer.
Here i come! Don't start the Tour de France without me!
>>60897770
Wtf i hate france now
>>60898083
Dutch people block our roads with their huge camper vans.
>>60898154
Frenchies block the roads because there's so few highways and they all go through downtown Lyon.
Try to stop me frogs
nou jongens, ik ben er al! lekker zuipeh!
De Kanker Van
>>60898201
You're welcome to come here, we aren't full or anything
>>60898232
kek
>>60897686
some countries have this thing called a border, you can use it to stop undesirables from entering
>>60897686
Serve them large flat beers, they'll stop coming back soon enough.
I like France. It's ours in the summer.
>be me, 6 years old
>parents own a summerhouse and hire it to tourists sometimes
>several families of Dutch arrive
>grilling sausages
>I join them, eat a lot of sausages
>go on a trip to zoo with grandma the next day
>puke out a lot of sausages in a bus
Goddamn Dutch, if they didn't give me so many sausages I wouldn't have my trip to zoo ruined ;_;
>>60898317
>what is the Schengen Agreement
>tfw no Dutch tourists
why live :(
>>60898145
It was just a joke actually
In fact I like you.
Always respectful and sharp, no fucking problems ever
>>60898404
We can't do anything right. Everything what's wrong in the world is because of us.
Walk around on stilts. They'll feel intimidated when they're suddenly the short people.
>>60898417
a failing experiment
>>60897686
Gee, I dunno... maybe if there was less dutch and more swimming
>>60898238
>we aren't full or anything
what about the invasion of niggers and arabs???
>>60898460
>play football with a German kid
>kick by accident the ball in his stupid face
>everybody mad again
Life is suffering.
>>60898404
>you will never eat a lot of Dutch sausages
Why live
>>60898539
>you will never eat Bratwurst every day
Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UCZF_UnG10#t=14
>>60898460
Yes, Dutch meanies ;_;
>>60898539
I think these were Czech sausages. But anyway, don't try if you are going on a trip to zoo the next day.
>>60898492
I dont want to talk to anyone from a country who hunts whales
>>60897686
Good question, fucking cheap fuckers, they are supposed to be rich. Use a plane and go to a hotel!
Dutch people are known to be very selfish too.
>>60899034
And the French are arrogant
>>60899158
oh come on
>>60899534
WHAT IS THIS
>>60897686
We're the only thing keeping your overrated and overly subsidised meme country side alive.
Sorry France. But take it as a compliment.
>>60899916
Molten love
>>60900066
If there is one country in Europe who actually likes France it's the Netherlands. And the fuckers are still complaining.
We are fleeing the german invasion of our beaches with their camper vans
