>Be white
>Shower once a week
No wonder Asian clothing boutiques do not allow white people to try clothes on. Seriously once a week?
but I shower 3x per week
>>60891016
>Be flip only get a """shower""" when it rains
>he doesn't take a shower once a month
being anal about hygiene is so cliche
I don't even know you
>>60891337
>Be aussie "shower" in your own sweat
>>60891016
Ehm... sure if you say so.
>>60891397
>See a flip comment
>remember I'm not the mexicans of Asia
Laugh and get on with my day
>>60891016
>Be Filipino
>Clean white peoples showers all day long
>>60891016
shit nails desu, looks like she bites them or something
ITT: whites BTFO
>Be white
>Shower once a week
Actually showering every day is a white person thing according to hispanics.
>>60891417
>See a cuntie comment
>Remember I'm not being cucked by indos
Laugh and carry on with my thread
>not cleaning yourself in the river every full moon
>>60891368
>>60891494
>frogs
>>60891016
Asians are fucking worse ill bet
>>60891016
I shower everyday.
here we have a day of the month for showering. every family has their own obviously because it's not a national thing
my family showers on the 23th
asian boutiques don't allow filipinos to try on clothes either
>>60891527
Dunno about the other but Flips do it twice a day
>be white
>shower 3 times a week
>"clean" your butt with dry paper
objectively the most disgusting race
>>60891527
OP said white
>>60891417
>>60891419
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>60891494
>inviting the wrath of taniwhas
>>60891718
I wrote this
>>60891727
the plural of taniwha is taniwha you shitlord
>>60891727
>Be sheepshagger
>Get called a shitlord
>>60891771
my bad cunt let the iwi know i apologised
>>60891849
no worries m8 just got off the phone to them
they said shout the cuzzies a pie and it's all g
>>60891016
europeons do because their antique water systems cannot handle too much water so they have designated showers days
plus they have to pay for their water lmao wtf
>>60891875
i'm skint so it'll have to be irvines mince and cheese m8
but chuck em between some bread and it'll be pretty filling ay
>>60891910
>irvines
NEVER reply to my posts again you disgusting subhuman
It's just a jewish and sandnigger thing. They don't have to worry about dickcheese because of their mutilated penises.
>>60891929
>auscuts
>ausjews
>schlomostralia
Shower everyday
Comfy bath on the sunday
>>60891964
You enjoy lying on the internet Sven? Swedes shower every 9 days.
>>60892061
I guess I'm special then.
>>60892061
i shower once a week under your moms golden shower lmao
>>60891712
I'm white
>>60891929
look at what we did to worst korea
>>60891016
Our tap water is drinkable.
>>60892195
my condolences
>>60892184
You enjoy my mom pissing on you? Holy shit are you a fag?
Regarding OC's point, I met a group of Portuguese white water rafting guides here once, and after some conversation discovered that they basically hadn't showered ever in their lives. This included two women. They didn't have any memory of bathing in their adult lives.
>>60892332
stinkugal
>>60891771
>>60891849
>>60891875
>>60891910
Why are NZ fags literally subhuman?
>>60891016
I shower everyday, mang
>>60892936
Smellnada
>>60893148
Ewwstralia
>>60893152
You are not like most white peeps and have been bestowed with the Khan's soul.
In this climate you won't get any smellier. Unless you sport.
>MMXVI
>showers
>>60895263
That's a shitty excuse m8. That's like saying I prefer to get fat than shower
>this is the new lie brown people try to spread about us
fun fact : we're the only people who shower everyday actually
i remember shitskins literally shitting in the showers when i went on a field trip to brittany with my class ... fucking disgusting
btw if white people didn't invent the concept of washing every day you all probably would be having fucking malaria right now, shitting out your bowels to the death
>>60896808
>Says white people shower erryday
>White people itt says otherwise
Go spread false prop somewhere else cunty
>>60896808
The Romans didn't bathe often though. Arabs and The Ottomans were better with hygiene than Europe was for centuries
>>60897454
the others are just joking because they don't take you seriously
you guys probably take your own jokes seriously though, so i'd rather just tell you the truth
>>60897509
in the modern day brown people are filthy
>>60897509
Arabs and Turks are circumcised so they still have better hygiene than Europeans.
>>60891486
You're not being cucked by indos, you ARE indos
>>60891879
i lol'd
>>60891718
holy kek mang. put me in the screenshot
Every other day is perfect
>>60897630
How about everyday.
>>60897646
More than necessary. Can dry out your skin
>>60897669
Disgusting.
>>60897718
Enjoy those infections OCDfag.
First time I worked as a waiter a group of Americans came and I could definitely smell BO from across the table. Truly disgusting. If you're coming to a tropical country shower at least once a day. You're sweating all day for god sake.
>>60897753
I don't want to be near you. How do you hide the smell at work?
>>60897819
>smell
Are you serious?
i loove these bullying posts especially >>60897811
i shower maybe once or twice a week and i don't think i've ever used soap or deodorant. now i'm slowly exposing myself on not using shampoo either. usually i sweat from my head only (almost never from my feet) but if i'm wearing a dress shirt i'll sweat from the armpits too which is horrible
>>60891718
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>>60891016
>Be Philippine
>Bathe in shit and sewage filled river every morning before going barefooted to work on a muddy road
>>60891682
>he doesn't own a bidet
Tfw literally the most comfy feeling when you got a nice clean ass right after a warm creamy shit. I have to settle with fucking wet wipes though.
I shower after I shit.
I never shower, always taking a bath. At least 3 times a week thou.
>>60898887
Are you from the OBD/Outskirt's Battledome?
Not my fault there is no shower in my yurt.
>>60891718
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>>60898982
Literally had to google that. And no, what the fuck.
>Filthypino trying to tell himself he's not stinky
>>60899024
Then stop stealing their memes you goddamn snow-nigger.
>>60898935
>tfw NEET
>tfw I rarely get out of the house
>tfw I still take a warm bath everyday
>>60891016
In Spain there is the stereotype that northern euros barely wash themselves and are nasty. I wonder if this shit exist in other countries. For example, I have a friend that went to Ireland for a month and stayed with a local family and they complained that he showered everyday, like wtf!
>>60899055
>Denmark
>Snow
Pick one
>>60899060
best part of the day, mang
That's a cute girl I'd definitely stick my unwashed dick in her mouth.
>>60899037
kek
>>60899055
Now you got me curious. What memes are we talking about?
>>60891016
>filipinos
>humans
oh lol
>>60899191
The laughing image you posted, it's an OBD meme.
Here is another example of an OBD meme.
>>60899274
Really? I got it from here, and this is the only place I've seen it.
Then again, I don't browse autistic sites like that OBD place you're talking about.
>inb4 "then why are you here?"
>>60899274
it's not
>>60891929
>20-80% is a single category
As much as I disprove of male genital mutilation that's a horrible way of trying to get a point across
>>60891718
Kek. Quality banter
>>60899055
it's a picture of motherfucking CHARLTON HESTON
and now the fucking philippinos are like "baww don't steal it from us"
no : why did YOU steal pictures of white people in the first place ?
>>60899274
Da fuck's an obd? Stop being an autist and fucking up mah thread, Albert.
>>60896808
Kek natives and white brazillians shower 2 times a day
>>60897669
You're not supposed to use soap every time moron
>>60899513
I shower once
We dont live in the rain forest where you are sweating amongst the monkeys. Showering 4 times a week is plenty, especially in winter when hot showers dry your skin out badly.
>>60891016
i shower twice a day in the summer
12 times a week
>>60899605
The only civilized white man here.
>>60899086
That's funny, I've never met anyone admitting the shower less than once a day
Reality
: smelly white who take a shower per a week gets more pussys than a filipino who take shower 12 times a day.
I take a bath twice a day.
You while are not clean.
>>60899086
In the cold north you don't sweet that much so it isn't that much necessary to shower every day.
I shower only every day in Summer.
Do Philippines even have showers? It's a serious question, I know your country is poor as fuck and here in europe if you're a philippino it basically means that you clean bathrooms as job.
Also we bath every day
![1465035810600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kSske4k.jpg "1465035810600[1].jpg")
>>60891718
>>60902612
>>60899445
>>60899000
>>60898256
>>60897610
>being this new
>>60891672
Cause you live in a fucking tropical jungle ans you swear like a pig you chinkxican
>>60891016
>>60891672
http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/157104/90-percent-of-filipino-households-dont-practice-proper-toilet-hygiene-sanitation
>be filipino
>brag about hygiene
choose one you filthy oceannigger
>>60902839
You mean sweat, right?
>>60902873
''Furthermore, 26 million Filipinos do not have access to sanitary toilets, and 7.4 million openly defecate—sometimes near a water source,''
>tmw you realize filipinos are the real poo in loos
>>60891910
solid
Was going to refute this, then realized I'm a lazy college student who's only showered once this week.
10/10 thread
>>60891929
>be jew
>shower once
>>60891016
Who's this semen demon
I shower when needed and that varies by weather and activities. So anything between one day to one week is possible.
>>60902960
find a sex partner
shower every day
>>60903218
I wish bro, I wish.
And I'm aware that not showering doesn't help that, I'm not retarded. There's no one on this campus I care to impress.
>>60891718
5/5 thanks NZ
And fuck off yank.
>>60891718
>>60903331
Good-tier copypasta
>>60902873
>he believes the newsjew
kill yourself
>>60902330
We don't. The average Filipino uses a faucet and this to take a bath and wash their ass after shitting.
I don't have a shower. I bath only after physical activities or when it's hot and I sweat, but usually I don't because I'm not fat. So I bath like thrice a week, but wash my hands any time I touch the door handle, money or whatever that's not the keyboard or mouse
If I don't shower everyday my hair gets itchy and greasy as fuck. I have no choice.
>>60891016
Yep europeans are as dirty as poo in loos
