ITT: Ask a Hungarian anything.
>>60873485
Why is hungary better then sweden?
>>60873485
Is your connection to Finns widely known there?
>>60873485
Why did you feel the need to make this thread?
>>60873485
Do you believe you will get the title of "Porn capital of Europe" once again?
>>60873485
Do you have Puli?
anyád kurva?
>>60873542
I wouldn't say it's better, it's just different.
>Sweden: higher salaries, better social net, people feel better in general
>Hungary: no rapefugees
>>60873598
It's a part of general education, Finbro.
>>60873617
Just because.
>>60873644
I believe so. The richest man in Hungary owns LiveJasmin.
>>60873660
I used to own a Carpathian shepherd but he died 2 months ago.
>>60873672
nem
>>60873485
what is the integral S (3x*e^2x)! dx
>>60873861
>mfw turks cannot solve some elementary school level maths
>>60873861
>integral of a factorial
>>60873861
I've made Mathematica compute the Taylor series expansion of your shitty integral:
x-e^2 gamma x^3+3/20 e^4 (6 gamma^2+pi^2) x^5-9/28 x^7 (e^6 (2 gamma^3+gamma pi^2-2 polygamma(2, 1)))+O(x^9)+constant
Polygamma is the n-th derivative of the digamma function while gamma is the Euler-Mascheroni constant.
>>60873861
Use integration by parts Mehmet
u=3x, u'=3
v'=exp(2x) v=2exp(2x)
Int (uv') = [uv] - int(u'v)
So I = (6x*exp(2x)) - int(6exp(2x))
I = 6x*exp(2x) - 3exp(2x)
Since exponential isn't a function with values in N, your factorial operation makes little sense
t. I have math finals in 1 week
will you fuck my shithole?
>>60874387
Thanks but no thanks.
>>60873485
Do you like your country?
In case you had to leave it, where would you go and why?
>>60874457
I do love it.
Well, I'd go northward, either to Scandinavia or Canada.
Do you like boipucci?
>>60874707
No, I'm straight.
>>60874707
Ugly desu
I prefer slavs myself
Why do hungarians want to genocide romanians?
>>60875149
Why do you have such an impression? I, for one, have nothing against you guys. Repeated assimilation attempts and harassment against the Hungarians in Transylvania is hardly the fault of the average Romanian I think.
>>60875332
>Repeated assimilation attempts and harassment against the Hungarians in Transylvania
top kek, in reality is the other way.Didnt you magyarise the szeklers completely? Only 526 szeklers are left today in Romania,a ccording to the census.
>>60873485
Can I passionately kiss you on the cheek?
>>60874822
Really? It's so strange. I really don't understand why people restrict themselves when it comes to sexuality. You're able to enjoy the voice of both genders, you may appreciate beauty of both forms, but it's unthinkable that you might enjoy their touch as well? I'm on the opinion that humanity is inherently bisexual with a few exceptions.
Srasz?
>>60875595
y-yes you can
>>60875753
kend buzi?
>>60875907
srasz.
>>60875332
>Repeated assimilation attempts and harassment against the Hungarians in Transylvania is hardly the fault of the average Romanian I think.
I must've missed that one. Our governments have been trying to bend over for them since communism at least. Even asking a shekel/hungarian in here to learn romanian makes them chimp out.
>>60876836
Nie, ja pytałem czy Ty srasz.
>>60873485
when girls are alone in a swimming pool changing room - what are they doing there?
>>60873485
Where is the trokaji???
>>60873485
Will you abandon /v4/ to help the people make way for a proper Carpathia-Adriatica general of Croats, Hungarians and Slovaks?
When will the Crown have its own general?
Why did this happen? Why did it stopped happening?
>>60873485
Doyou drink Tokaji?
>>60873485
Anime?
>>60877251
l-leewd
>>60877116
Ohohoho kurwa
>>60873485
Does this trigger you?
>>60878515
To było poważne pytanie, Anon. Jeżeli nie srasz, lub srasz nieregularnie, to może świadczyć o problemach zdrowotnych.
>>60873485
Clean up the Balaton, pls. Its a mess.
>>60873485
What do you think of Hungarian Turanism and events like Kurultáj?
Do you like us ?
>>60876836
>kend buzi?
I'm moderately bisexual
>>60873485
How do you lads feels about Serbia and the Serbs? I imagine that there might be some salt over the wars and Vojvodina.
We generally have good opinions of you, hopefully you do too.
Do you recognize your Magyar brothers in Egypt? Would they be welcolmed back to the homeland?
Best Hungarian dish?
>>60873598
Yes, with a lot of people despising the Finno-Ugric theory because our past is kind of shit and not as glorious as that of Turks for example.
Why haven't you killed yourself for being Hungarian yet?
Why do you listen to metal and industrial?
>>60879074
This tbqh. Who the fuck would want to be related to shitslingers like Finns? Literally the only thing we have going for us is
>muh blondest population in Europe xDxDxDDD
it's pathetic desu
>>60879075
>says the gypsy
>>60878735
I don't actually speak polish outside of knowing our shared word, sorry anon
how much do you love garlic
>>60879075
Serbian Romanian detected.
>>60877251
...getting changed I guess?
>>60877280
In the winery.
>>60877620
I don't think so.
>>60877709
Not in the current political situation, that's for sure.
Also
RARE
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>>60877780
Sometimes.
>>60878266
I don't like it desu senpai.
>>60878587
I don't give a fuck about it.
>>60878818
The water quality is "excellent".
http://www.kvvm.hu/balaton/lang_hu/vizmb_tk.htm
>>60878894
I do.
>>60879003
I like our neighbors.
>>60879054
Magyars in Egypt? That's new for me, please elaborate.
>>60879075
...
>>60879170
Because I like them?
>>60879332
A lot.
>>60879170
Because of the good beats: https://soundcloud.com/detest/detest-summer-hole-revelation-iv-2016
>>60879443
>Magyars in Egypt? That's new for me, please elaborate.
Wow, what a disgrace. Get fucking cultured, my man.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magyarab_people
>>60873485
Was crushing the dreams of our football fans part of your plan?
>>60879627
MI KIRAJOK VOLTUNK ÉS FOS
>>60879627
>Magyarab
>>60879443
>rare
lurk moar
>>60878845
I just realized I never replied to you.
I've never been there but I like the movement.
>>60879054
>Best Hungarian dish?
My personal favorite is "csülökpörkölt" (pork knuckle stew) with boiled potatoes and pickled paprika. Would you like the recipe?
>>60879690
I don't watch football. I realized there was a Eurocup like 2 days ago.
>>60879170
have some Hungarian metalcore with dj0nt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfCmBt0YBBU
>>60879327
I asked if you poo.
If you don't or do it irregularly, that may be a sign of a dangerous health condition, anon.
>>60880124
this is what poland has become
Orbánra szavaztál?
Hol voltál a 2006-os tüntetések alatt?
Vannak-e kapcsolataid a Magyar Gárdával,?
do you fuck a dog while it's shitting?
>>60879054
>>60879897
Okay, here's the recipe while I'm waiting for more questions:
-75 dkg pork knuckle (deboned, with the skin on)
-10 dkg bacon
-2 large onions
-4 cloves of garlic (2 if you can buy non-Chinese bulbs)
-2 dl red wine (optional)
-salt and pepper
-a metric fuckton of ground paprika
Preparation:
-dice the bacon
-finely chop the onion
-crush the garlic
-dice the pork knuckle into nice cubes
Instructions:
-put the bacon into a pot, fry on moderate heat until it releases the fat
-add the onions and garlic, fry until opaque
-add the knuckle cubes, fry until they turn white
-remove from the heat, add salt and pepper to taste, 2 tbsp of ground paprika and the red wine
-back on heat, reduce
-add water until everything is submerged
-cook on low heat for 1.5 hrs, stir occasionally
-a little taste, add salt and pepper is necessary
-???
-PROFIT
>>60880623
>Orbánra szavaztál?
Nem szavaztam senkire. A jelenlegi "politikai elit"-re egy kutyaólat sem bíznék, nemhogy egy országot. Rajzoltam egy méretes faszt a szavazólapra, hogy ne tudjanak ügyeskedni vele.
>Hol voltál a 2006-os tüntetések alatt?
Itthon.
>Vannak-e kapcsolataid a Magyar Gárdával,?
Van egy gárdista ismerősöm - rendes, becsületes programozó srác - de egyébként nem.
>>60880761
No.
>>60880855
>Nem szavaztam senkire. A jelenlegi "politikai elit"-re egy kutyaólat sem bíznék, nemhogy egy országot.
Ez egy kiváló, racionális meglátás.
>rendes, becsületes programozó srác
>gárdista
Haha persze. Egyikse normális.
>>60879237
>>60879381
Hungarians are Turk teir in our history
>>60881379
Keményen dolgozik, nős, két gyerek apja, szabadidejében polgárőr. Szerintem semmi gond nincs vele.
>>60881579
H-have I wronged you, Anon-kun?
>>60881647
>Szerintem semmi gond nincs vele.
Aki paramilitáris, önbíráskodó szervezeteket támogat az bizony nem egy észkombájn. Pláne a Szarabbik gondozásában.
Can I visit your country? I promise to be good.
I like your silly language.
>>60879443
Based Hungary
>>60881647
First 500 years as an independent state have been constant attemps of Hungary subjecating Serbia, either it or the Byznatine's
What did he mean by this?
"There are vile people. There are madmen of ill-will. There are disgusting stinkers. There are loathsome faggots. And there is Gyurcsány."
>>60881647
>>60881805
>Aki paramilitáris, önbíráskodó szervezeteket támogat az bizony nem egy észkombájn.
Jól gondolom, hogy Budán, vagy a Nyugat-Dunántúlon nőttél fel?
Én egy Miskolc melletti kis faluból származom. Bizony-bizony ha a 70+ éves néninek ellopják a cigányok a tyúkjait meg a paradicsomot a kertjéből, a rendőrség semmit sem csinál, ezt nekem hidd el.
A Gárda nem ok, hanem tünet. Lehet azzal jönni, hogy nem minden cigány tolvaj, de a környéken én még egy olyan lopásról sem hallottam a harminc-egynéhány évem alatt, amit nem cigányok követtek el. Ha az erőszakszervezetek tennék azt, amiért a fizetésüket kapják, akkor a Polgárőrség, a Mezőőrség és a Gárda létezése is okafogyottá válna.
>>60881887
Anytime.
>>60881977
>like he's any better
self-bump
>>60882766
Do you approve of this?
>>60882243
>Jól gondolom, hogy Budán, vagy a Nyugat-Dunántúlon nőttél fel?
Nem, Hajdú-Bihar :D
Amúgy igen, ismerem a cigányokat, túlságosan is, azt is hogy csak a baj van velük, de a Gárda nem megoldás rá. Rendes oktatást kéne nekik, szigorúan fogni őket, nem hagyni elkanászodni, stb. Egy nap alatt úgyse lehet megoldani a bajt, kell hozzá 2-3 generáció. A kölykeiknél kéne kezdeni az egészet. Nálunk a városba pl a fogyatékosok sulijába jár az összes cigány, az is aki értelmes. Na az ott egy nagy baj. Hogy várjuk el kiemelkedjenek a szarból ha folyton beledöngöljük őket, még azt is aki tudná a többit vezetni kifelé, esetleg némi példát mutathatna?
>én még egy olyan lopásról sem hallottam a harminc-egynéhány évem alatt, amit nem cigányok követtek el
Nem a cigányokat védem de akkor nem jársz ki sokat a házból. Van ott jó pár Magyar akinek szintén enyves a keze.
>A Gárda nem ok, hanem tünet
Valóban. Csak az a baj hogy egy valós problémát akarnak tuskó kopaszokkal orvosolni. És máris nem a rendtartás a cél hanem csak szivatni a romákat, vonulgatni, stb. Jó, a cigányokat se kell félteni, de ebből nincs semmi.
Rendet akarunk? Nagyonjó. Lehet menni tüntetni, parlament elé sátorozni, paintballal festeni az országházat mint a macedónok, borítani két traktor trágyát a margit híd közepére vagy a hősök terére míg ki nem csikarunk vmi eredményt - törvényt, több rendőri jelenlétet, esetleg elzavarni a fideszes geciket a rákba. Azthiszed viccelek de nem. Ezek szarnak rád amíg rájuk nem gyújtod a házat. Ha annyi embert megtudott mozgatni a gárda, meg szervezni, akkor ezt is megtudná. Hívnák a tanárokat, nővéreket, máris másképp állna az egész.
Ja hogy azt ők nem. Köszöntemszépen.
>>60882766
i will rape you
>>60883096
>Paintballal lőni a parlamentet
A 7,62x39 erősebbet basz vissza, és a jelenlegi rendszerben mondhatják utánad, hogy fegyvernek látszó tárgy, és hogy terrorista.
>>60873598
Genetically they have nothing to do with you.
>>60883379
linguistically too.
Finn language != ugric language
>>60882857
Wtf is this? Sorry, I don't speak Lovari.
>>60883096
Mindkét szülőm pedagógusként dolgozott nyugdíjig. Az utolsó 10-15 évben cigányokat is próbáltak tanítani.
Nem lehet. Hidd el: egészen egyszerűen nem lehet. Még ha nem volna bennük az az engesztelhetetlen gyűlölet és lenézés a fehérek iránt... de akkor is olyan buták és műveletlenek, hogy konvencionális módszerekkel lehetetlen őket tanítani.
>a fogyatékosok sulijába jár az összes cigány
Mert a felmérések alapján oda valók. Az intelligenciaszintjük messze elmarad a miénktől.
Ez nem előítélet vagy rasszizmus, hanem kőkemény élettapasztalat. Húzd ki a fejedet a seggedből. Ha nem hiszel nekem, költözz Borsodba, Nógrádba, vagy Szabolcsba egy-két hónapra. Meg fogsz lepődni.
>>60883242
do it faggot
>>60883262
Hagyd csak, ő valamiféle álomvilágban él.
[spoiler]jó neki[/spoiler]
2006-ban egy markernél kevesebbért is sittre vágtak volna, szóval val'szeg igazad van.
>>60883262
Aki más országban van az kussoljon. Sztem.
>>60884193
Van itt is cigó, attól nefélj, nem kell azért máshova mennem.
Amúgy meg nem egyedül szoktak tüntetni hanem több ezren. Mint ahogy a Franciáknál se a farok csóválja a kutyát, hanem a nép akarata érvényesül. Csak magyarországon a sok szarrágó fél mindentől, aztán nembaj az hogy nyakig ülünk a szarba csak ne lötyögtessék.
Ez a magyar mentalitás,ez kell. De akkor legyen kuss hogy eznincs meg aznincs. Aki nem áll ki magáért annak pofája lapos.
>>60873485
What do Hungarians think of Trump?
>>60885970
Most Hungarians don't even know who he is or what he does. Personally, I don't have enough input to have an opinion.
what do you think of broatia
>>60886257
Really? I thought that most people in the world follow American politics since it affects the rest of the world so much. I know that Russians are following it and really like Trump
We obviously follow it over here but that's because our media is fucking obsessed with America
>>60886299
bro tier/10
plus, you have amazing beaches
>>60886349
I shit you not. Maybe they've heard the name once or twice in the news but they can't really tell who he is.
Keep in mind that the Hungarian Telegraph Office (our primary news agency) is government-controlled.
>>60886464
>I shit you not. Maybe they've heard the name once or twice in the news but they can't really tell who he is.
>Keep in mind that the Hungarian Telegraph Office (our primary news agency) is government-controlled.
Fair enough.
Anyway I have a question for you, I went to Hungary in 2013 and it was awesome. I went to Budapest, only for one night, but it was an amazing city. We also went to Lake Balaton, and camped just outside of a town called Keszthely (on the western edge of the lake) for a few nights.
My question is have you been to Lake Balaton, and if so what's your favourite spot there? If not what are your favourite places in Hungary? Where do you live for instance? Near Budapest or Balaton at all?
Elma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uxsbi7UwAw
>>60887004
Well, I prefer mountains over water but I'd visit Csopak if I were you.
I live in Budapest because I work here. My favorite places are in the northern mountain ranges though. Kékes, Galya, Parád + Börzsöny, Salgó, Füzér, Regéc, Kishuta. Here in Bp, District 12 and Hármashatárhegy.
Look them up, they're amazing.
aside from your language what differentiates you from your neighbors culturally?
>>60887468
>Csopak
Cool. We cycled along that north edge of the lake, but I don't think we went that far. There are so many towns along there though. We just went along until we found a place we could swim (unfortunately we had to pay, it was like some private beach thing, and it was pretty packed) then we went back after that. If I remember most of that northern coast had reeds and vegetation at the waterline so that's why we couldn't swim anywhere else. But anyway.
>My favorite places are in the northern mountain ranges though. Kékes, Galya, Parád + Börzsöny, Salgó, Füzér, Regéc, Kishuta.
Cool, just had a look at some of those, looks like good scenery. I'm not a huge mountain climbing guy though.
I think if went back to Hungary I would definitely like to spend more time in Budapest (although going back to Balaton to camp again would also be fun). We didn't have a chance to really see much of Budapest, we only went there because we had missed a connecting train on our way to Keszthely, and we needed to sleep somewhere for the night. But we stayed in this really nice hostel (the nicest one of our trip), went out in the evening (one of the best nightlifes we came across really), then had a gyros too (which was also one of the best things I ate that trip). So yeah, overall had a great time in Budapest, but we only spent that one night there.
Apologies if I've completely bored you, I just liked Hungary to be honest. Beer is cheap there too. That's always good.
>>60887915
Yes, cheap hostels and cheap gyros are a thing here.
>I'm not a huge mountain climbing guy though.
You don't have to climb. Keep in mind that the highest point in Hungary lies at 1014 m.
Why are you guys such assholes?
Every Hungarian I met here and abroad was a cunt in general, not even bullshitting. You guys have awesome food though.
>>60889359
Maybe we just don't like you specifically. Ever thought of that?
I guess, what I'm trying to say is.. It's not me. It's you.
>>60889516
I'm always polite to people, maybe it's your culture, you're raised to be perfectionists and I'm not.
Why does Orban steal so much money?
>>60889634
Because he's a mentally ill gypo. I shit you not, look it up.
>>60889359
>abroad
That might explain it.
>>60889610
I can't imagine why anyone would be rude to you. Were you well dressed? Do you bathe regularly? Are you hideous/comical/funny looking in any way shape or form?
>>60889845
I dress well, bathe regularly and I'm pretty average looking. No idea why.
I remember this one time I was in Romania, the waiter came and spoke Hungarian to me, then I looked at him in confusion then he spoke Romanian and I had trouble (tourist) then he looked at me in disgust and spoke broken English to me, like I insulted his entire being. This kind of thing happened a few times while I was in Eastern Europe. Any other Europeans I had no problem with, so far.
Opinion of Austria-Hungary?
>>60889933
Forgot to mention, this was a Hungarian Restaurant, but you already knew that. Also, this sort of thing happened when I met Hungarians in the Eastern Bloc.
>>60873485
Thoughts on this woman being the only thing most westerners know about Hungary?
>>60889933
He was probably annoyed that he was a dunce and didn't speak any relevant languages, thus forced to acknowledge his own shortcomings publicly. Hungarians are notoriously bad at speaking foreign languages. As a result quite a few of them are casually xenophobic to a degree and rarely attempt to speak with tourists (best to avoid humiliation must be their line of reasoning)
That said, I'm sorry that you had a bad experience, I kinda wish I could make it up to you. Normally we aren't rude, this is the first time I hear a foreigner say that. Not that I doubt your story.
It's just..we are extremely gossipy, but not malicious at all. And usually we do it behind closed doors because we realize it's bad manners to talk about everyone's everything, who did what, said this or that, but we love knowing what's happening to whom, so we can't help ourselves. Being rude in the open, especially to foreigners on the other hand belongs in the shamefur dispray category.
>>60873485
When was the last time that it rained over there?
>>60890318
Thanks m8, you know I don't have any ill will towards you guys but I just didn't understand why they were so rude, I mean I thought to myself sorry I didn't master Hungarian before I came here, sorry I have a life and I'm kind of busy, sorry I'm not as perfect as you guys.
Thanks for the explanation, next time I'll just either ignore them or just smile and laugh or something.
>>60873485
opinion on Poles
>>60889516
>>60889845
>>60890318
not OP
>>60890454
I have a slight preference for the North Pole. It's closer and has much more natural gas and polar bears.
>>60890140
Who is she?
>>60890357
About 4 hours ago.
>>60890423
Dude, it's not your fault. They were douches, that's that. Some people are morons. I do hope if you come here again you'll find better places and nicer people.
>>60890551
I never claimed to be.
>>60890318
>shamefur dispray
>commit sudoku
>>60890318
That explains why an old woman reacted like I shot her dog when I asked for directions in romanian while I was in St. Gheorghe.
>>60890551
>Who is she
wew lad
I have always loved Hungary and the language. How difficult is it to become a citizen? I am a White catholic btw.
>>60894589
I've looked it up for you. If you have any Hungarian ancestors, it's fairly easy. Otherwise, you must fulfill the following requirements:
>you have been living in Hungary for 8 consecutive years
>clean criminal record according to Hungarian state laws
>permanent residence and proof of being able to support yourself
>you don't pose a threat against national security
>proof of having taken an exam of "Basics of Constitutional Laws in Hungary" in Hungarian
That's it apparently.
>>60873485
Tell me more about the Hungarian!
Why does he always have mayonaise with everything?
>>60894860
threat to*
sorry, I'm a bit tired
>>60894873
>Why does he always have mayonnaise with everything?
What? I thought the stereotype called for paprika.
>>60894907
Paprika too.
Maybe it was just the family I was staying with, they had mayonaise with everything.
Even with the meatballs I made for them. Degenerate.
>>60894943
It's the family then. Hell, I don't even have mayo in the fridge now.
are you hungry
>>60895068
I am. It's breakfast time after all. I think I'll have some Turkey.
>>60873485
Are you hungry?
how hungry r u?
>>60885336
Jajjajaj, mert ha alapos félelmem van a magyar felsőoktatással kapcsolatosan, és emiatt külföldre mentem tanulni, akkor már rögtön emigráns féreg lettem?
>>60873485
How dose this make you feel OP? What are your thoughts?
>>60873485
are girls in Hungary qt?
>>60896982
>unire cu Ungaria în loc de Bulgaria
Senpai de ce memeueşti?
>>60873485
Are you all secretly East Asian with your Last, First name ordering?
>>60897071
yes, unfortunately I am ugly therefore none of them like me
>>60873485
do you like boipucci
>>60873485
turan when?
