INVITED: France, UK, Germany, Belgium, Dutch, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, Austria
NOT INVITED: poor lazy medshit """"countries"""""
>>60870062
WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND PILLAGERS
WHERE ROMAN WYMMENZ AT?!?!?
>>60870062
>OP hasn't realised we border the mediteranean
>>60870062
>Northern Europe
>France,Austria,Netherlands,Belgium,Germany
>>60870062
How is France northern Europe but Poland/Baltic/Czech republic isn't?
Do you mean northwest?
>including France, UK and Ireland
If your country is entirely below the arctic circle, it is southern.
>>60870639
>>60870645
>>60870664
>>60870700
kraut education, ladies and gents.
>>60870062
Just say Aryan countries thread instead to avoid technicalities
>>60870892
Potato nigger here on holiday in poortugal
>>60870062
>austria
>non protestant germany
>mountain jews
>englel
>ireland
>memegium
>negerlands
>>60870990
They still mostly Aryan
>>60870616
FUCK OFF MEDS
>>60870639
Both historically and genetically France is closer to Northern europe than the m*ds
>>60870645
FUCK OFF NO BALT*CS ALLOWED
>>60870664
Poland is eastern european
>>60870700
All of them are Northern my danish friend
>>60870805
FUCK OFF MEDS
And iceland is part of America now i guess
OP probably meant white, or developped Europe
>>60870990
amen, OP please revise or join a med thread
>>60871132
Forget what you have been told about fascism and think is it true because look at eye/skin colour of all the great men in history greeks were Aryan until they race mixed with med slaves
Fuck EU
BRING BACK FASCISM BEFORE WE SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THE GREEKS
ARYAN MASTER RACE WILL RIGHTFULLY RISE TO RULE THE WORLD
>>60871078
>believing in the aryan meme
Don't believe in austrian lies
>>60871395
but portugese are niggers desu
>>60870062
>not inviting us
fuk u
>>60871439
I'm potatonig on holidays
>>60870062
Whatever lads
I like North Europe but I'd rather stick with my own or follow France
>>60871477
nice try, pablo
>>60870062
>Corsica
>Northern Europe
wat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zFOzpTe9o8
this one is dedicated to Omar
you faggot
>>60870062
>german humor
See this shit. This shit is a sunny day. A normal day. You can go to the beach. You can stay till midnight chilling in the outside.
Hope this can halp you northsiders.
I dont think OP knows what Northern Europe is...
>>60870062
Anything below the red line is NOT Northern European.
Howdy, brothers ? :^)
>>60872448
Hello, my fellow northern friend!
any norwegians here from stavanger who works out at the uni gym?
>>60872419
but u still suck dick
>>60872471
Let's laugh at those stupid meds !
>>60872419
Great I like my sun thanks
>>60872675
Spoken like a true African
>>60871303
but that would include us as well
I think OP meant cuck europe
>>60872740
>but that would include us as well
>>60872740
SHITALY IS MEDITERRAINIC GET THE FUCK OUT THIS IS A BOARD FOR THE RICH, WEALTHY AND HARD WORKING NORTHERN EUROPEANS YOU FUCKING MOOR
>>60872740
>Italians
>white
lmao
hello excuse me where is esti-chan
hmm, not too many "northern" countries in this map of relevant civilized society here
>>60872740
You are brown and hairy my friend.
>>60873031
t. Abu-Bakr al-belgiki
>>60873003
WOW HAHAHA WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIEEET
WELL GUESS WHAT MEDS TODAY YOU ARE IRRELEVANT 3. WORLD SHITHOLES YOU DON'T COMPARE TO NORTHERN EUROPE YOU ARE ALL POOR AND LAZY
PIC RELATED YOUR AVERAGE STREET IN SHITALY BECAUSE SHITALIANS ARE TOO POOR TO TAKE THEIR FUCKING TRASH OUT
>>60873109
now replace that trash with Turks and Syrian beggars and you have your average German street
to be honest I'd rather have the trash Hans, at least you can ship it out without political trouble
>>60872723
>He doesn't have nude women from all over the world chilling on the beach near him right now
>>60870062
>France
>Northern Europe
>>60870062
so... barbarian general? what are you going to talk about? how to destroy european civilization?
>>60873170
I go to sauna with Finnish women twice a week and that's all I need.
>>60872419
Guten mattina to everyone, brethren
>>60873255
>Country so cold you have to build a room designed to make you sweat
wew
>>60870062
Southern Brazil is germanic and aryan, therefore northern european.
>the German answer to /med/
It's cute that you still to follow us after all this time
>>60873185
>>60872419
shit thread btw
>>60870700
the most northern part of the UK is more northern than Denmark so shut the fuck up you
>>60870062
>France
>not poor and lazy
>>60870062
look all these cuck.ed countries in orange. LMAO
>>60870700
shut up you fucking tumor on germany
>>60870062
This is the new EU we're making after we leave, right?
>>60870062
>Northern Europe
>>60871462
that's because it goes without saying my nordic countryman
>>60876650
>>60873223
>what are you going to talk about? how to destroy european civilization?
Half of your country is unemployed you fucking mug.
>>60876785
so what? are you one of those retarded wageslaves?
>>60876823
You're a cheap holiday destination for working class English chavs and nothing more.
>>60877000
>implying i go outside home and see people
keep trying Omar
>>60870062
Subhuman barbarian scum.
Germans are the niggers of Europe.
>>60878265
You're not even white. You're a mongol. Why are you defending them?
>>60876650
>>60876722
>>60876969
>Denmark
>Northern
Just how delusional are the Danes?
They don't have territory in Scandinavia since losing Scania and Norway, and are as Baltic as Poland and Germany.
Genetically they are mostly viking rapebabies of Saxon, Frisian and Jutish descent. Culturally they are more like people from Lower Saxony than those from Sweden proper.
Butthurt Medshits out pls.
>>60878442
t. Genghis Khan
>>60878422
>Culturally they are more like people from Lower Saxony than those from Sweden proper.
yeah no
>>60878485
You first, shitskin.
>>60872419
>Denmark isn't Northern European
>>60878875
That's right. They're northern Germans.
>>60878654
Well, yes.
Keep in mind I said Sweden proper, so not including Scania. Things like traditional cuisine, traditional dress and traditional architecture are really Low-German in nature. Not surprising, because Denmark is mostly located in the North German plain (with the exceptions of a few Islands in the Baltic sea), along with Northern Germany, the Netherlands, Flanders and Northern Poland, whereas Sweden is located on Scandinavia.
shit thread desu.
![CHMIVhS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eNcpjRt.jpg "CHMIVhS[1].jpg")
:^)
>>60880575
>Italy
>not cucked
>>60880575
Usa map would be black of all thos nig nogs banging your guys wives, united states of cucking
>>60870062
>Germany
>France
>Benelux
>Austria
>Switzerland
>NORTHERN EUROPE
>>60875165
>poor
Pls
>>60873185
>Almere
>Northern Europe
>>60870700
Ireland is bro-tier
>>60873003
Romans were fags.
>>60870664
We're culturally closer to Germany than meds countries.
>>60883029
Well, somewhat. There's obviously Alsace-Lorraine and Nord-Pas-de-Calais. But Occitania is much, much closer to Spain and Italy than Germany.
>>60883168
Have you ever been to ""Occitania"" ?
This is some good old /int/ material right here
>>60871137
We are 100% North American
>>60881188
>non-existant cuck populace
This is true. Whether we have more immigrants or not it doesn't matter. The natives aren't cucks.
>>60882643
i'm not american i just fuck white women here
>>60884885
Not OP, and I'm not considering myself Northern anyway, but you're genetically very Middle-Eastern (Leb/Jew tier), especially if you're from the South, I mean even your Northerners are more MENA than fucking Spain/Portugal
>>60885064
Because you're more chink than us, you fool. The higher mediterranean clustering comes from having more admixture in general from neolithic populations which lived in the Middle East more than 8000 years ago.
>>60885243
>>60885294
>>60885243
Again, I'd rather be 0.5% chink-shifted than the same amount nigger-shifted tbqhwy.
It's true that ANEs are a bit Mongol-like, but therefore we have much more WHG which is OG European (came here 40000 years ago so adapted to European climate and environment well, while ENF is pretty much Syrian refugees coming here 10000 years ago)
>>60878662
Kek I'm whiter than those """""Anglo-Saxons""""
Fucking Irony.
>>60885419
Hunter gatherers were shitskins though. They didn't have the genes for white skin while the neolithic dudes did.
>>60885520
Pigmentation isn't the most important though, unlike narrow-faced, hook-nosed Araboid ENFs (Sardinians are very high in ENF and simultaneously the darkest haired and eyed Europeans though), they were more broad-skulled and that's what counts more IMO.
Pic related what I estimate comes closest to ENF...
>>60885665
..while more WHG-like people rather resemble this
I realise it's a matter of taste though, and probably genetically ingrained what you prefer
>>60885665
Neolithic Middle East was pre-Semitic. They didn't have Semitic features like the woman in your picture.
>>60885693
Kek guy on the left looks like my drunk uncle.
>>60870700
Scotland is literally further north than Denmark.
>>60885865
I know most modern MENAs are Negroid-admixed thanks to Mohammedan conquests (lots of race-mixing with Somalis and the likes), but there's still some relatively untainted populations there which score only around 1-2% SSA, notably Assyrians, Druze and Christian Lebanese, so those should give a good proxy for what ENFs looked like (and surprise surprise, those groups don't look or act ape-ish, never heard of any of those going on flag-burning rallies or explosion marathons unlike their 10%+ SSA neighbours)
>>60885873
I know you have some blondes, but aren't they rather narrow-faced too, therefore rather fitting North Atlantid? I noticed in general Iberians being extremely narrow/long-faced overall, sometimes heads being twice as long as they are broad
>>60886014
Dude Iberians are a chaos in regards to looks.
In my group of friends I have
>Me, a pale dude that looks bland as fuck from anywhere in Europe I can literally fit in every Western Europe country (minus the Scandis)
>A friend with olive skin that is typical Southern Iberian
>A ginger
>A guy that looks like a Viking. Blonde hair, blue eyes and HAIRY AS FUCK
>Dude that tans like a motherfucker but with deep green eyes
We have very little blondes. Lot's of light brown though.
>>60886014
They looked like Sardinians actually (one of the earlier waves, that is). Sardinians don't have Semitic features: http://folksardiniancostumes.blogspot.com/2013/06/nuoronugoro.html
>define "Semitic"
Completely curved nose, sausage lips, different eye shape, "Semitic laugh lines", etc.
>>60886221
>Viking. Blonde hair, blue eyes and HAIRY AS FUCK
Actually that seems to be something far-North and far-South Euros have in common, while us being rather central on that axis lack (it's just that blonde long hair isn't visible that much)
I kinda get why evolutionary, North Euros are better off with some more "fur", but it's weird seeing the minimum in the cool Central, and then going up again in the hod/mild southern Europe
>>60886252
When I think of non-Negroid Middle-Easternes, this one generally pops up to my mind
>>60886569
He has Semitic features though. Levants have a distinct look to them like Jews do as well even if they have light features.
>>60886655
Well maybe you have a better eye to tell them apart, but we have a lots of Sicilian and Calabrian immigrants here, and I have a hard time discerning them from Greeks, Albanians and lighter Levantines
>>60886534
>it's just that blonde long hair isn't visible that much)
Precisely.
That's the reason nobody can see my arm hair.
>>60883029
>We're culturally closer to Germany than meds countries
This is why France was stronk in XVIth and XVIIth century and got rekt by Germany in the XIXth century
But I don't deny there's some truth to the notion that France is "northern"
>>60885953
Gulf Stream from Mexico makes Britain warmer. That's why Britain is inhabited by swarthy people in general. Denmark maybe slightly lower than Scotland, but has a climate that Nordics have evolved for as no maritime climate that is hospitable for swarthy ethnicities.
>>60886740
Look at the woman in the East Med composite you posted and then look at these ones. It's pretty clear there's a difference in features, the main one being the 'oriental' eye shape.
>>60886929
desu first three left look bona fide European, but the two on the right do give me MENA vibes. Like I said I'm not an expert to tell the subtle differences apart
Oh look, another German trying to """unite""" distinct ethnic and cultural groups into a formless mess... while assuming Germany's natural role as the leader of Europe, of course :^)
>>60887265
I already mentioned what are the features that tell the apart the most:
>Completely curved nose, sausage lips, different eye shape, "Semitic laugh lines", etc.
Basically playing "spot the Jew" game that you did back in WW2.
Those two women on the right don't have any of these features.
>>60887554
>spot the Jew
Well even to here there's some overlap, can you spot the Jewess on this old 1920s family photo?
>>60887265
if you cant tell those women apart from arabs you're a retard. there are some arabs that look like euros because they have greek, roman, crusader, etc heritage, but they dont look anything like that on average.
