ITT: Things that are unlikely to happen in the country of poster above you.
>>60867714
>>60868000
>>60868044
>>60868044
>>60868044
Classic Jew move playing both sides
>>60868102
>>60868107
>>60868159
>>60868000
DELET
>>60868176
>>60868775
pay denbts
>>60868893
be white
>>60869344
Don't be in war
>>60868000
WEW
E
W
>>60869515
refugees
>>60869644
end to sex tourism
>>60869682
having sex
>>60869682
we don't know about that
the number of sluts are decreasing here as economy is booming
>>60869702
Stop making porno
>>60869802
No more aids
>>60869682
join an alliance
>>60868000
Sick bantz
>>60870171
Eat salad.
>>60870778
Losing a war against America
>>60870914
Win a world war
>>60871088
Let's just give it another try. I'm sure this time we will win.
no terrorism, no islam, no low population...
>>60871397
Recognition of genocide.
>>60869460
be white
win war
not make qt queens
>>60871935
>>60872238
>>60872294
>>60872371
>grapes
>apple
>a fucking lemon
>a whole tomato
>a pepper
In what combination in any country would that be a meal?
>>60872623
To end this
>>60872883
except they will
and you're gonna pay
>>60872623
I would actually eat the apple, grapes, orange and pepper whole.
But would throw out the lemon, tomato out and add a piece of chicken or something instead.
>>60872965
>>60873264
>>60867714
Why in the fuck is she sun bathing in that?
wtf is the point?
Is she only doing that because she sees other people doing it?
Does she not know what the point of sun bathing is?
Anorexia
>>60874876
a cop sentensed for killing
>>60874902
>>60875019
DELET THIS
>>60875019
Being remembered by John Kerry
>>60875085
using an atm
>>60875155
see white ppl in the capital
>>60875155
STOP IT
pension
>>60875710
a right to exist
>>60875859
Someone posts something funny or informative on 4chan.
>>60875859
a right to exist
>>60875930
A Grand Coalition
>>60876016
being non asian
>>60876016
Being destroyed in WWIII.
>>60876126
democracy
>>60876155
Peace
>>60877777
sexts
>>60877903
Euro cup qualification
>>60878018
being relevant
>>60878079
not getting fucked by russians
>>60878126
joining the eu
>>60878181
leaving the eu
>>60878203
removing the leaf from the flag.
>>60878126
Being a human
>>60878203
ever have a nice flag
>>60878277
Being relevant.
>>60878319
Survive a regular day in Mississippi
>>60868000
Probably set up but sick bantz.
>>60878274
not being turkic
>>60878336
to have an actual working democracy
>>60878361
walk again
>>60878373
literally don't know shit about your country to make fun of it
>>60878410
having read a book
>>60878410
Getting a good public education.
Oh...
>>60878449
Books will remain in the past. Movies are the future.
>>60878477
Only black communities get the shitty teachers who don't care.
>>60878395
be white
>>60878544
not getting shot
>>60878361
Not lying about history just to prove to EU that you are European as well
protip: you aren't
>>60878598
not having malaria
>>60878601
Anything interesting enough to be mentioned outside Hungary.
>>60878544
You're part of the problem. A bright future can't be movies because most are trash, and even good movies can't do half of what a good book is capable of.
Also, it's more than teachers. Our curriculum is fucked.
>>60878647
Never heard of someone having malaria here tbqh. Maybe in the amazonian region
>>60878685
You right smart guy. American's are stupid and cannot accomplish anything. Lets let rest of the world keep thinking that.
>we have so many problems fuck off and don't come here
>>60878682
>>60878775
spending almost a space program worth of money for this.
>>60878740
got a better one
having your own currency
>>60878820
Pre-trianon borders
>>60878877
USSR borders
>>60878874
wealth before the Columbus-era
>>60878854
Fair enough
>>60878877
democracy
>>60878913
Being Scandinavian
>>60878999
still exist in 50 years
nice trips lad
>>60878957
Common sense regarding guns
>>60879116
not getting shot on the street
>>60879141
Build a wall
>>60879116
Having a stable currency
>>60879116
High IQ
>>60879200
High IQ
>>60879183
Being able to defend your country against anything
>>60879200
That goes both ways lad
>>60879223
High IQ
>>60879223
nod being gay :DDD
>>60879234
Not after Zika's done with you.
>>60879284
trump elected
>>60879231
What weren't we able to defend in the past few decades?
>>60879284
Good presidential candidates
>>60879311
Farage elected
>>60879265
n-no, U R GAY!
>>60879284
We got mosquitoes to blame for it, what about the usa ?
>>60879311
London not being crowded with pakis
>>60879320
>lets limit our entire history to when America defended us
"lol we're pretty strong"
>>60879331
Not being eliminatedby jamaica in the copa america
>>60879198
i don't underestimate you friend. I like the baltic countries, but you guys suffer the same problem like us. Your people are dying. More and more people are leaving the country and there are less and less babies every year.
>>60879320
Geert elected
>>60879415
Niggers and spics. Would prefer the mosquitoes.
>>60879441
wining something ...
>>60879473
being great again
>>60879431
>Implying America defended us against the biggest enemy, water.
DECISIVE VICTORY AGAINST THE NORTH SEA.
>>60879484
Not having... drug problems? Wtf does Uruguay even do
>>60879503
being greatest ally
>>60879595
Not getting conquered :DD
>>60879595
Oh well then, i hope it's true. You seems like bro-tier nation.
>>60879595
By the way, what is with the murder rates in your country? For some reason 2013 was on par with the US almost in terms of murders per capita.
>>60868000
>>60879784
not being cucked
>>60879731
So that wasn't a statistical anomaly? Liking you guys more and more.
>>60879825
not being great again
>>60879962
Having a good president next year
>>60880051
Not living in Australia's shadow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPGa6vzfvqk
>>60880051
not being Australian
>>60880118
Free healthcare
>>60880204
Being known
>>60880204
having nice weather
>>60880204
Having a pronounceable language
>>60880280
Having good public transportation
>>60880341
Win a war
>>60880475
not shoot each other
>>60880475
Pay waiters a living wage
>>60880527
Not shoot each other
>>60880627
not shoot each other
>>60880204
not winning euro 2016 :3
>>60880697
Being European
>>60880697
Having Ottoman borders.
>>60880649
not letting refugees rape you
>>60880928
Not getting cucked
>>60881122
having women with no facial hair
>>60881122
having WMDs
>>60881319
Having culture
>>60881122
Not being cucked by the cucked zionist christians in the US
>>60881342
DELET
>>60881346
not being greasy whops
>>60881412
Not being fat niggers
>>60881412
Peace between races.
>>60881412
Not being fat fucks
>>60881438
not being a drunken mick potato nigger
>>60881483
You say that like being a drunk potato nigger is a bad thing.
>>60881436
being even close to the ancient romans
>>60881534
Not shoot up fags
>>60881561
Being relevant when compared to Germany
The whole point of this thread is to insult each other for no reason?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>60881666
Not being sorry
>>60881519
Wish your policemen were less drunk potato niggers though. Got mugged in watertown and the cop decked me, didn't say sorry and kept beating the shit out of the gyppos.
Never even got my wallet back.
>>60881666
not having Trudeau
>>60881666
Be different from americans
>>60881735
Not being spagetthi niggers
>>60881772
Having south tyrol back
>>60881772
>>60881936
Anyone knowing what flag that is
>>60881852
Have people in south tyrol, who actually wanna be italian
Thread is fucking hilarious.
>>60881960
ikea and h&M
>>60881936
Bein relevant to anyone
>>60881772
what the fuck does that even mean
what a dumb thing to say
>>60882069
What?
Also having planes that don't go missing
>>60882071
getting Preßburg back
>>60882069
Being a 1st world country
>>60882101
Sucking usa's dick
>>60881960
Why the flag is so similar
>>60882071
I'm not above you, you don't have permission to post
Intellectuals
>>60882188
Going to space :^)
>>60882188
a straight edge male
>>60882183
to australian one ?
>>60882188
Intellectuals
>>60882183
I make my own rules, we used to own everything, this thread is mine now, i claim it as austrian property
>>60882268
Not being retarded sounding germans
>>60882268
>own everything
your football team doesn't even own austrian names anymore.
>>60882331
football is for niggrs anyways
>>60882413
Winning a World cup
>>60882452
productivity
>>60874590
underrated
>>60882517
Not speaking a weird ass autistic german
>>60882669
relaxation
>>60882692
Not being drown when all the ice of the poles melt...
>>60882726
Not jumping wall
>>60882726
not being kidnapped and gang raped on the way to school
>>60882815
Sex with pigs being a cultural taboo
>>60882976
Being free
>>60883117
Returning to greatness
>>60883137
being black and a woman of colorand being non-oppressed. #SpreadinDaTruth
>>60883309
not having hot girls
>>60883309
>>60883471
I find it oddly funny that your flags resemble "minus" and "plus" signs on a red background
>>60883471
not spawning influential people like Joseph Fritzl and Adolf Hitler
>>60874590
topkek
I literally have no inspiration...
>>60883952
Go eat a baguette or do some rioting
>>60884010
GIVING ME HERITAGE CITIZENSHIP FOR MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER WHO FOUGHT IN WW1 AND HIS FAMILY
>>60884731
being normal weight
>>60884010
>being relevant
>>60880204
This bant actually pissed me off pretty good since I learned I have cancer today.
>>60884811
NOT BEING SOMALIA'S NORTHERN PROVINCE
>>60885118
what? are you serious m8?
>>60885221
Being independent from EU :^)
>>60885118
kek
>>60885221
Having good teeth
>>60885777
have a testosterone level above 1 micro
>>60886677
Being heterosexual
>>60886769
not being cucked in his own country and then having to find a Thai gold digger to fill the void
>>60886850
Not having a micropenis
>>60886926
>handling the bantz
youre just getting petty and personnel kiddo
>>60886980
>youre just getting petty and personnel
So this >>60886850 is not being petty and personnel?
>>60887043
manly men
>>60887115
Not being a autist
>>60887134
it's AN autist Cucklord
>>60887134
A lone woman walking through Malmö at night
>>60868000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qkMugn5mrs
waiting for Poortugal so we can had them their ass a second time.
>>60877777
>>60888884
getting dubs
>>60889287
Brexit
>>60889287
forgetting the Cod War
>>60889906
sand storm
>>60890214
Belgxit
>>60890636
Happiness
>>60890661
A reputation for something other than 'That South American country that isn't Venezuela or commie and better off for it'
>>60892972
Being so gay lately
>>60893105
Not getting murdered by drug lords
Being a normal not lgtbqftbbw person.
>>60895612
Sunny day.
>>60895687
being white
>>60895753
being liked by the majority of the world
>>60869644
drugs
>>60895792
Scarborough Shoal and Spratley islands
>>60895792
Not having british pedos fiddling the kids.
>>60895783
being liked by the majority of the world
>>60895824
not having skin cancer
>>60895840
Retaining the skin on my penis
>>60895852
not being a sissy twink
>>60895852
Steaming HD videos
>>60895882
Now you're just butthurt.
"Tel Aviv has frequently been referred to by publishers as one of the most gay friendly cities in the world, famous for its annual Pride Parade and gay beach, earning it the nickname "the gay capital of the Middle East" by Out magazine. According to LGBT travelers, it was ranked as the best gay city in 2011"
>>60895923
>Now you're just butthurt.
there's at least 8 gay aussies on this board alone, newfagg.
also, stop sniffing petrol you dumb monkey.
>>60895950
> Cries of impotent Israeli rage
>>60895965
Jesus fucking christ go back to lurking.
>>60895965
Cheap internet
also this israeli is mad as fuck holy shit
>>60895992
Why would I? You're so willing to dish out criticisms but the actual hypocritical fury of being criticised back is delicious.
Actually now that I think about it, that pretty much reflects your foreign policy too.
>>60896046
not having an opera house designed by a Dane
>>60896227
not being the best most powerful country in the world......
>>60896375
wow
>>60896398
Having a healthy population
>>60896410
Independence from London
>>60896449
a real language
