>You fall asleep
>You wake up
>Suddenly you realize you have been transported, with all your belongings, to the Republic of Poland by a powerful jew warlock
What is your reaction to this peculiar situation?
I'd be pretty happy and try to get to that huge forest.
>>60859260
Kill myself
I'd steal polish jobs.
>>60859295
Do you have no fear? The mighty żubr roams the forests.
>>60859393
What jobs
>>60859260
Go to the govt and tell them to send me to my country
Manage to rent an apartment, MOW LE LAWNS, and learn the Polish language while I'm in my apartment and never socialize until I'm somewhat fluent.
Even if a big majority speaks English.
>>60859430
Cheesecake baker?
Go to żabka, buy Dr. Pepper(I ran out of it yesterday).
Take the tram home to my Sarmatian gf.
Kurwa ja pierdole
>>60859424
It's either that or some Polish guy kicking my ass.
>>60859520
>Cheesecake baker
My friend.
Know that - you are always welcome here.
drink 8 cans of debowe mocne and fall asleep pn a park bench
>>60859611
>8 cans of debowe mocne
Nice.
>>60859664
thank you based poland. cheap, strong and nice to drink
>>60859260
Start singing videorelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU3L_eD_EbQ
buy vodka, get drunk
basically nothing changes from my daily life
>>60859260
At least it's not so hot and shitty anymore
>>60859260
>with all your belongings
Live like a king for the rest of my life I guess.
>>60859857
fight me irl cunt
Try to convince people to help me annex Lithuania
>>60859982
get over here cyka
>You fall asleep
>You wake up
Not again!
>>60860073
>Convince
No one needs convincing here.
>>60859260
it is my dream to live in comfy commieblock so i would be very happy desu
