>go out for a pint or eight
>a Brit and American are there
>celebrating they're newly received citizenship
>start drinking together
>switch to homebrewed schnaps
>the two guys start fighting each other
Why can't these people handle manly drinks?
Also, share your stories with foreigners I guess.
>american bitchboi and his gf ask me in what direction kalemegdan is
>I send him in totally different direction
>Giggle on my way home
>>60858292
>schnapps
>manly drink
lolwut? Old ladies drink schnapps
>>60858764
>>60858292
were any shots involved? that's the only time I'll go full retard
>>60858764
Done this but I felt guilty and ran black told him the right directions and gave him a pat on the back
>60858952
I didnt liked the guy, what kind of faggot wear jeans and flip flops together
>>60858764
>Japanese tourist visibly upset but trying not to show it
>asking me for directions to motel in barely understandable broken English
>he pulls his pockets out and shaking his head rattling off in moonspeak
>guess he either lost his wallet or was mugged
>give him handful of coins, take him to a taxi and tell the cabbie to take him to a suburb on the other side of town
>he was shaking my hand vigorously and bowing his idiot little head
>mfw
>>60859101
>just came out of my college
>went around the corner
>girl came up to me and asked me where the college was
>"yeah it's just back the way you came on the right"
>smiled and thanked me
>really the college was just 20 meters behind me
>>60858874
homebrewed schnaps is something similar to rakija/vodka
very strong drink
unexperienced drinker can get wasted from 2 cups
>>60858764
>people from country I don't like ask me for directions
>I tell them the right directions
>think nothing of it
It feels good not to be a mainlander and knowing how to be a decent human being.
>>60859291
Ah I see. I guess schnapps is a different thing here. It's usually a sweet fruity liqueur.
Does anyone know the origin of that pic?
>>60859555
Russian gay pride parade.
>>60858944
>were any shots involved?
If you were at the gay bar, probably.
>>60859616
Really?
They beat up a fag then gave him a fag?
