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Should I learn German?
Natürlich.
I'm studying it now after having studied some French for many years. I find it easier to pronounce, but the grammar is tricky compared to the Romance languages. It is certainly worth it if you want to live and work in their countries which despite the memes look like they're going to continue to have economies. I personally look forward to reading some of the Romantic poets and Nietzsche.
jein
>>60857585
Fuck off, we're full!
>>60857585
أنت تعلم أفضل العربية
>>60858884
>We're full
Of Arab cock
>>60857585
Nope this is dead language.
there is more new germans than old germans. New, speaking turkish or arabic
>>60857585
why not
>>60858436
heh
Indeed the most unimportant language on the planet earth. Don't waste your time and start learning Spanish or Japanese.
I want to know if it is worth learning as well. THe thing is... I don't want to end up going to a place where they are becoming culture-cucked.
I don't want to end up visiting Deutschistan, so compared to the glorious swedish caliphate. How bad is it in Germany?
I want to know straight from the people living in there, not from the left/right oriented news sources in burgerland.
>>60861645
How well will I fare if I go to Ukraine and speak Russian? Will I get shit stares or will people be indifferent?
>>60863750
>How bad is it in Germany?
The memes are the truth concerning NRW, Bremen, Hamburg; Berlin, Frankfurt; Leipzig; Munich and basically any big city.
>>60857585
Ja
>>60857585
no.
there's nothing good about german desu.
They don't make good music, movies or books (at least not anymore), and the German part of the internet is as boring as Germany is IRL.
Since you're a kiwi, you should learn Chinese, if your parents haven't already taught you.
>>60857585
Nope, Malaysian, Chinese, and Japanese are more useful. Choose one of them.
>>60857585
You mean Turkish?
Yeah. You wanna be this greatest guy, right?
>>60863750
Well, we wont turn into a caliphate in the next 20 years so as long as our boomers life the majority will speak german.
Even the badly integrated immigrants often speak at least broken german in the open.
I dont know why you learn it tho, french or spanish are much more useful and all our german diasporas are nearly extinct.
Were pretty pozzed but if you are genuinly interested in our culture and country you will still find many people who'll gonna be open after a few beers and not get triggered all too hard.
West, east, north and south germany have different cultures which are more or less open towards strangers, in smaller towns regional mentalities still become apparent so not all culture is dead yet.
Do you wanna life here or just visit?
>>60864552
NEIN NEIN NEIN
>>60863750
>How well will I fare if I go to Ukraine and speak Russian? Will I get shit stares or will people be indifferent?
they'll simply decapitate you bruv
>>60857585
yes
>>60864488
Hmmm, it's harder for native English speakers to learn Turkish than for Japanese people.
>>60858884
It seems to Turk immigrant get angry.
>>60864444
*I also have to agree with quadsman sadly. Our modern cultural output is 95% superficial junk pushing an agenda or recycling stereotypes that were already stale and boring in the 90s.
Our historical pre ww1 documentaries are good and detailed tho.
>>60863933
>basically any big city
Leipzig an Dresden are still uncucked
>>60857585
Warum wilst Du andere Sprache lernen?
do you wanna earn money in German?
>>60864866
Leipzig is full of Antifa members though and RB Leipzig is from there obviously.
>>60864866
Leipzig is a leftist hipster shithole though, not sure if that's any better.
>>60858884
Top kek!
>>60864866
The guy who created this graph was obviously on drugs, I don't think you can present information in a more incomprehensible manner.
why anyone would still want to visit this country is beyond me.
germany is culturally-wise just usa lite, every big city looks like a bazar and there is nothing spectacular found in the nature
>>60864899
can I eat your deer, oops, I mean your dear mother's pussy, my little Japanese friend? Is it even tasty?
>>60864866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6C-EltjFrA
Fuck, the frankfurters are already there were we from cologne are destined to be in 10 years..
>>60865121
>culturally-wise
And I was told the German know how to speak English, they were wrong
>>60865294
you are right
btw dont come here
>>60865330
I won't, don't wanna be beheaded there as a christian
>>60857585
good times to start learning quran
>>60865371
Good
>>60865392
and proper beheading techniques
>>60857585
>Should I learn German?
Sure.Learning a foreign language is always a plus for you.If you have the time you should try many different languages.
I personally want to learn Spanish and French since i've already had English and German at school.
Maybe Italian too but i hear that they have too many dialects.
>>60865427
How many do they get you to pay? And while paying do you kneel before them? Or did you convert already?
>>60865491
learning unnecessary languages is a waste of your time, I'd rather read some book or earn some money
>>60865491
That was a very nice post.
>>60865585
>reading a book opens perspectives
>learning a language opens perspective
???
>>60865121
>why anyone would still want to visit this country is beyond me
Well i mostly visit during the ''beerfest'' festivities.
Also for those interested in European history there are plenty of old spots to see.Like /pol/ favorite tourist attraction.
>Hitlers pub
Our tour guide took us there once and we almost died laughing at the sight of the drunk asian tourists dancing on the tables.
Good times.
P.S. also the Germans are a lot nicer when compared to the French.
>>60865136
Stop it Max
>>60865780
warum ist der so mett?
>>60865177
Once Cologne is fully muslim at least no one will be able to call you faggots.
>>60865837
he's talking about the people baka gaijin
>>60865808
I'm Irish, only been here a few weeks. My German sucks dick. I can order food, give directions, and ask where people are from while drunk :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjdfX6E8ubM
>>60865860
I'm too sleepy now lol, can't even read properly
>>60865954
german is truely the ugliest language
>>60865868
>I'm Irish, only been here a few weeks.
Whatever you do don't eat the Weisswurst!!!
It tastes like toilet paper.
>>60866044
Trying to find cider is inpossible. It's more expensive than at home, despite every other alcohol being cheaper;_;
>>60866042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ_9wZQuX5k
skip to 2:12
>>60866132
Drink beer.
You are in Germany and their beer is superb.
Well at least it was the last time i visited.
>>60866345
>Drink beer.
I wouldn't dare, at least publicly
>>60866398
>I wouldn't dare, at least publicly
I don't understand?Is it against your religion or something?
>>60857585
Yes
I really want to learn a more useful language than german but from high school I already have a decent foothold in it, intuition for pronunciation, grammar, a lot of words and their genders, etc.
It would feel weird starting over with something else rather than just continuing with german
one thing's for goddamned sure though I'm not gonna die monolingual
>>60866620
why did you delete this
it was decent bants tbhh
>>60866345
>Drink beer
If I wanted to drink something that tasted like piss, I would drink piss.
>>60864638
:o
Just like in my favorite Japanese anime!
>>60864558
I'd love to live there, though I got to learn more about the specifics of it (taxes, setting up small business, rent etc.) not only the "hermergherd! living abroad in yurop!1!1'1"
Cuz I would get anal pretty quick if I saw taxes being spent on culture-cucking instead of actual germanization. Fuck whatever happened in WW2, no one alive today cept a few old people had anything to do with it. But that is just my opinion, and see pic related of what I can do with it.
Regarding culture, yes yes and more yes. I used to be a gigantic landwhale and lost it now, all that remains is a palate that wants to eat different kinds of food, and drink ALL the beers. I like looking at how people behave in a different country.. I don't know, I'm just weird like that.
I used to have this german friend, fucken greatest guy ever. Getting drunk with his was the best. Smart as fuck too, top in the whole school. He went back to germany years ago and I lost contact with him.
Tried some food but there is so much more, had my first crush on a german girl who ended up being a total slut
KEK
Could have done so much more with her but I was stupid at the time.
All this boils down to:
>I don't want to put a lot of time and effort into learning a language, that one day will be pretty close to becoming a caliphate, cucking itself because
>muh ancestors guilt
And I'm in between learning Russian and Japanese already, both places where
>to my knowledge
they have a strong national identity. and they don't have much if any (compared to sweden) habibis wanting to blow my shit all the way to earth's low orbit.
Yeah, why not?
>>60864866
>The richest city is the one with the most Muslims
>>60869027
>and they don't have much if any (compared to sweden) habibis wanting to blow my shit all the way to earth's low orbit.
Stop acting like Jon Snow.
>>60865136
I'm gonna kill you, wuss
>>60871893
>wuss
I'm a long-dicked jock actually
>>60872184
>long-dicked
chill out Dmitry, you're impotent, right?
Learn only if you are going to come here. If you do, master the american accent because they LOVE speaking english more than the japanese and suck American c*ck big time.
Auslander
>>60867484
Obviously not a german
>>60872746
Already said I'm a Paddy ITT, Fraulein
>>60872722
What does an American accent even sound like? Or like, what impression or attitude does it give off I guess
>>60857585
I'm learning it in college because it's cheap but it's too fucking hard