ITT say something that the flag above your post would never say.
>>60853118
"We're relevant"
>>60853140
"Guns should be banned."
>>60853162
"I think immigration is reaching potentially harmful levels"
>>60853162
Pizza mama mia ciao bella!
>>60853162
"> spbrudo sbärdrä :DD"
>>60853205
"We're Asian"
>>60853258
"I don't think this is any of my business, I better leave it alone"
>>60853287
"I don't believe sheep are a sexually attractive animal"
>>60853287
«I hate rugby, what else is on? Oh, I know, AUSSIE RULES!»
>>60853360
"We shot down MH17"
>>60853378
"I think I'll leave the pub today"
>>60853360
"Boy it sure is great to be alive"
>>60853392
"Our economy has nothing to do with tax dumping."
>>60853415
refugees not welcome
>>60853425
I don't like cocks
>>60853414
>>"Boy it sure is great to be alive"
This one hurt more than I expected.
>>60853433
i should lose some weight
I'm circumcised
>>60853433
"I'm not circumcised"
>>60853449
I'm an abbo
>>60853449
This is a wonderful thread and I love and support all of you anons.
>>60853449
"Mate, your banter is better than ours!"
>>60853118
1 and 3 best options
>>60853449
>uncutties are this insecure
>>60853118
2d butts are the best
also
4>2>1>3
is that a fucking dick on 3?
>>60853458
"I am ashamed of pooping my pants"
>>60853499
I live in a stable first world democracy
>>60853506
I want more asians in my cunt
>>60853492
What? I would argue that circumcised people are more insecure.
t. circumcised
>>60853532
I'm a poofterchook
>>60853526
I'm circumcised
OH WAIT
>>60853506
"New Zealand is definitely better than Australia in some aspects"
>>60853552
I honestly do not get your joke.
>>60853544
Please explain your Aussie terminology.
>>60853570
"I have a foreskin"
>>60853570
"Jolly good morning, isn't it, old chap!"
>>60853621
I'm proud of my heritage
>>60853612
I think the reason his joke does not work is because he falsely assumed that most Americans are uncircumcised.
>>60853621
ill think for myself rather than have the government do it
>>60853644
yeah that was my bad
fuck me im so fucking retarded i should go to sleep
fuck you bitch
should have added a not
>>60853665
"my country is first world"
>>60853665
"a united arab coalition could easily defeat such a small country as Israel"
>>60853723
New Zealand is Australian clay
>>60853723
We are important to the course of world history.
>>60853758
I love free speech
>>60853785
I don't blaze it
>>60853785
I am not of Moroccan descent.
>>60853758
"my parents are both of german lineage"
>>60853785
"global warming is no big deal"
>>60853924
Australia? That small, irrelevant shithole to the west? Who cares about them?
>>60853947
"I don't regret going to college"
>>60853947
"I'm glad I have access to universal healthcare."
>>60853997
I have one of the best accents on the planet
>>60854026
It's so cold here
>>60854026
>I have one of the best accents on the planet
I think that one works for us both mate
>>60854098
I find bestiality vile and repugnant
"Don't call me a cunt"
>>60854151
"New Zealand is better than Australia"
>>60854169
Ataturk was right to have a secular state
>>60854151
I will not shitpost today
>>60854183
I have never been to Bali
>>60854200
I have a huge dick
>>60854224
There have been no shootings in the past month
>>60854224
Tyrone have a huge dick
>>60854247
The Russians did nothing wrong
>>60854247
My country is significantly culturally unique from Russia
>>60854283
Posts from my country are always of high quality and relevance
>>60854110
Australia has a stable and competent government
>>60854295
I will never surrender
>>60854264
We're culturally Chinese. British Imperialism must stop.
>>60854295
Paris is a great city to visit
>>60854323
I don't like africans
>>60854359
I speak multiple languages
>>60854372
I am well hung
>>60854372
"I want reunification"
>>60854413
No one in my family has gone to jail.
>>60854417
"I want reunification"
>>60854449
I'm white
>>60854413
My grandparents weren't convicts
>>60854470
I want unification
>>60854502
We should remain in the EU
I don't eat dogmeat
I don't eat dogmeat
>>60854464
No Australian is white. At best you're kind of a ruddyish brown.
I'm an abo
>>60854568
I am a well educated individual
>>60854845
My possessions are not covered in dust and kangaroo ejaculate.
>>60854900
I am not overweight and i hate reality TV.
>>60854900
My possessions, wife and children have not been stolen by Tyrone or confiscated by the government
>>60855029
Which one of the multiple highways we have we should take to go to one of our several relevant cities?
>>60855069
I am comfortable being within 2 metres of another human being and a stranger smiling at me as we walk past each other will not trigger a panic attack
>>60855069
I'm normal.
>>60855127
beer is disgusting and pork is haram
>>60854963
>>60855029
I speak fluent English.
>>60854963
>>60855029
My culture has aspects beyond the didgeridoo and sunburn.
>>60855200
I think we need sane gun laws
>>60855178
>>60855200
I have basic knowledge of geography
>>60855224
I can win at knifey-spooney
>>60855224
I won't die painfully from this spider-bite
>>60855239
"I like sports and healthy food"
>>60855279
Soccer.
>>60855239
We should consider investing more in public services
>>60855279
I won the franco-prusssian war.
>>60855295
I haven't thought about killing myself today.
I do not support israel
>>60855224
When i tell people in a foreign country where i'm from, they don't immediately start reciting facts about spiders and Vegemite. .
>>60855316
there hasn't been a mass killing today
>>60855316
I'm not dumb
>>60855336
bikinis are sexy
>>60855336
There hasn't been an honor killing today
>>60855336
All the women i saw today looked like humans and not goblin monsters with crushed teeth.
>>60855391
My politicians are not cucked by Israel
>>60855391
I'll eat Japanese food and lose weight.
>>60855414
My country isn't directly responsible for the TPP
>>60855428
Your accent outside TV and movies if fucking horrible.
>>60855428
I think he's making a crack about the appearance of English women.
Noce weather we're having today
>>60855428
We will vote to leave the EU.
>>60855414
I have never lost a war to a flight less bird. Also Walking Matilda does not sound like the ravings of a sunbaked madman.
>>60855478
I'll stop eating burgers
>>60855456
I didn't destroy rome, christian unity, invent communism and start two world wars.
>>60855420
I dont get a boner from 13 year old lady boys and i am not filled with a compulsion to kill everything in the ocean with a harpoon like a fucking sea ape.
>>60855428
I feel happy today
>>60855504
I plan on owning a car someday
>>60855504
My flag does not look like a used pad.
>>60855456
I would rather the government didn't redistribute my house and belongings to Syrians.
>>60855535
I want to a Japanese car. American cars? Ha, they're too big and bad mileage.
>>60855504
My grand parents were not melted by a superior power for their arrogance.
>>60855622
I started Japanese diet.
>>60855567
I am not interested in sexual intercourse with sheep.
>>60855664
British (Japanese) beer is the best.
>>60855664
I have a sense of humour
>>60855664
that was a funny joke.
>>60855685
"let me fap to a regular porn"
>>60855703
I brush my teeth regularly.
>>60855719
it was a genocide
>>60855719
We aren't arming ISIS
>>60855660
rice does not need to be part of every fucking meal.
>>60855724
I live in the city
>>60853118
4 is still not my ideal size.
Needs to go bigger.
>>60855719
i did not fuck my sister and a goat in the anus today.
>>60855767
I like salad
>>60855745
Excusez-moi, monsieur, il est quelle heure?
>>60855815
We made a mistake with the refugees
>>60855815
pride? Of course I have pride in my country.
>>60855838
Palestine is a sovereign country.
>>60855719
I would never scuttle under the fridge when greeks come looking for me
>>60855838
I am a legitimate nation
>>60855838
We intentionally fire missiles at Palestinian civilians
>>60855855
I have imagination and sense of humour
>>60855902
I work.
>>60855902
I'll do it right away!
>>60855902
I'll stop taking a siesta
>>60855838
Hezbollah has never defeated us.
>>60855930
hang on mate, she's a bit young.
>>60855973
your woman arent ugly
>>60855988
I exist
Come on we need some Indians and Swedes in here, that should liven things up a bit.
>>60855988
"I am capable of reading the OP"
>>60855988
There were no Polish death camps.
>>60856006
wow you guessed my accent right
>>60856038
I think that Britain should have the right to self-determination
>>60856038
Germany belongs to the german people
>>60856072
southern sweden isnt our clay
>>60856072
This pig does nothing for me sexually
>>60856072
We put up a good fight lasting more than 6 hours when germany invaded in 1940
>>60856053
we've produced anything culturally significant in the last 50 years
>>60856102
I love Canada.
>>60856115
I hate Muslims
>>60856090
I can sort out your bird infestation no problem
>>60856126
I've seen the sun at least once in the last week
>>60856115
I am not in a cock cage waiting for jamal to fuck me
>>60856114
They have tho
>>60856115
I would never consider myself arrogant or condescending
>>60856162
I don't have early stage skin cancer
>>60856115
I hate having big strong men thrust their throbbing cocks up my arse whil they firmly grasp my hips
>>60856228
abo girls are ugly
>>60856267
I am employed in a stable job
>>60856267
I can speak without moving my hand
>>60856267
We didn't get our asses handed to us by technologicaly inferior africans
>>60856267
We make a worthwhile contribution to Europe as a whole
>>60856314
I am not a gypsy>>60856318
>>60856318
I don't have to worry about the natives huffing all my petrol
>>60856364
The Queen needs to die.
>>60856383
I love my culture and wish to see it preserved
>>60856405
cool people with a great culture and are definitely amazing at staying calm while overseas in large groups
>>60856427
My ancestors were voluntary immigrants
>>60856427
I am literate and understand the premise of this thread
>>60856405
I left my 12 year old daughter under the supervision of my friendly pakistani neighboor during my week in singapore, nothing went wrong!
>>60856441
>>60856452
My HDI is in the top 2
>>60856452
Genocide of white english is just a myth.
>>60856476
I left my country under the supervision on my friendly Merkel, nothing went wrong!
>>60856441
italian pizza is better
>>60856452
I love britain climate
>>60856490
I wasn't attacked by a poisonous insect in the whole day
>>60856514
my time zone is synchronised with my longitude.
>>60856514
france is great
>>60856514
I don't think leeching off the government is the right thing to do
>>60856558
I love shaving
>>60856591
I am actually russian
>>60856623
I love American pizza
>>60856688
i love you son
>>60856734
No thanks I've had enough to drink
>>60856796
Sorry, I'm a coffee drinker.
>>60856796
I'll pay my TV license now.
>>60856879
Butter knifes are completely safe
>>60856913
my flag is instantly recognisable worldwide
>>60856939
I think monarchy is overrated.
>>60856939
kebab is my favourite food
>>60856939
My national cuisine is exemplary
>>60857009
I hate my country
>>60857120
I love my country
>>60857120
"By god I'm great at banter, humor too"
>>60857170
"My country is relevant."
>>60857593
"My country will exist in 30 years time"
>>60857653
"My country will exist in 30 years time"
>>60857699
Sure it will, it'll just be chinkified. Could be worse I guess. At least they aren't muzzies :DDD
>>60857807
we are rightful australian clay
>>60857593
What is Brexit?
>>60857807
I wouldn't drink horse semen
>im not fat
>>60857807
Saruman did nothing wrong
>>60857917
I'm known for anything apart from getting killed by Serbs
>>60857924
death to the queen
>>60857838
My country is definitely not a complety shithole and I appreciate the Romani people
>>60857960
I'm sorry, but I'm not a cuck.
>>60853287
>I better
nice grammar m8
>>60857960
>My country is definitely not a complety shithole
most people say this all the time
> I appreciate the Romani people
never ever.
>>60858020
I hate indians and pakistanis
>>60857959
We should pay reparations for viking chimpery
>>60858020
Goddamn do I love France.
>>60858013
Our president (who by the way isn't psychopathic in the slightest), loves free speech, gay people and minorities.
>>60858113
That's funny because he's pro-gay and loves muslims and is sympathetic to commies.
>>60858379
this food doesn't taste good
>>60858452
I'm full I can't eat another burger
just a small coke, please
no, I don't want extra fries
>>60858490
We must take the initiative and end Canada's false claim to our islands
Guys just stopping in to say that I thoroughly loved this thread.
Cheers, T. /r/4chan
I don't like Somalian cocks
>>60859116
"Trust me baby, I would never have sex with anyone but you."
>>60859116
"I will never surrender"
>>60858379
Okay, my bad, missinformed about him
>>60859116
I'm not even that scared of terrorists
>>60859189
"Europe is a collection of extremely unique nations that should never be brought under the control of one centralized, all-powerful leadership."
>>60859251
"There's a conflict in the middle east? I don't care, I've had enough oil and money anyways"
>>60857917
my best friend is a serb
>>60859577
my best friend is a serb
>>60859919
I would defend Merkel with my life
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT AMERICA STOP IMPLYING WHAT WE WOULD OR WOULDN'T SAY
This thread is stupid because it's entire basis is on YOUR ignorant opinion about America, which you THINK you know because you're a bunch if ignorant sheep headed stupid fat fucks who listen to the news all day and only see "America america america" because your country is an irrelevant shithole because the entire world is basically America to anyone who isn't retarded, but guess what? Those shitty news feeds you get are maybe .5% of the actual news and information in the US of A. So fuck off, stop with your shitty posts, and educate yourself. You can start with the wiki page on the declaration of Independence and work your way up from there. Go on, I'll be waiting.
There are so many diverse opinions in the US there is literally almost NOTHING someone in America wouldn't say besides maybe "gogosgldl fuck boahsdjasda" or some nonsense a real person would never say. This entire thread is designed to stroke your egos and feel superior to America despite all knowing deep down you're a bunch of no life losers who will NEVER EVER be superior to America, the greatest country on this here Earth. So now kindly fuck off and delete this fucking shithole of a thread or at least your individual posts.
Thank you,
-American
>>60860346
I'll go on a diet
>>60860376
"Nepal is right there on the map."
>>60860346
"I'm not even mad. One veggie burger and a small diet coke please"
>>60860472
"Germany is the greatest country in the world, I can't wait to hang this new German flag outside my house to show my pride in the country"
>>60860472
"I decided to take the day off from work today to update my French travel blog."
>>60860688
>>60860676
I probably shouldn't clap and tip the pilot after landing
>>60861994
I loved the soviet union
>>60862295
I love China
>>60862356
I really like it when random people I don't know stop me and try to talk to me in public.
>>60862569
"Sorry about Nanking"
>>60862586
We should join China
>>60862627
Japan, you can buy America
>>60862972
"Getting professional psychiatric help is commendable and should be encouraged."
