Australia aka 0nukestralia literally has no nukes. Literally almost every country on the planet could wipe 0nukestralia from the planet.
>be 0nukestralia
>have 0 nukes
piss m8
>>60850294
Atleast Australia has men.
Unlike Cuckada. Which is filled with only cucks.
Face it, the Cuckadian army couldn't even kill the Australian army, the Australians would RAPE you.
Australia btfo tbqh
And Canada has about 7,200 nukes
>>60850294
Is this really the best you could do?
>>60850294
>tfw we could build nukes in the 60s (we still can)
>It was a mexican idea to giveall the enriched uranium to the gringos along with all latin america to be safe from nuclear warfare
selfcucked
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tlatelolco
>mfw a flag with 0 nukes shitposts near me
>>60850375
>j-just kidding canada d-don't nuke us
Why doesn't Australia have any nukes?
>>60850382
>cartels with nukes
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there Javier
>have almost half of the worlds uranium ore
>we sell it
why is our government so fucking retarded
>>60850349
>cuckanada
Kek anon is right, canae-naeda. That statement comparatively by OP is like a big fat nice/goody two shoes kid picking on the buff alpha male average height chill af ladies man...laughable and cute
>>60850450
>mfw 0nukestralia has literally no way to defend itself from enemies
>mfw 0nukestralia finally gets nuked
>>60850294
>Be Canada
>GIVE UP THEIR NUKES
CANNOT FABRICATE THESE TALES
>>60850420
Our govt has its head too deep up its ass in political correctness to realise the world is falling apart
>>60850471
>0nukestralia has literally no way to defend itself from enemies
>this is what he actually thinks
>>60850294
We are the nuke. If we set it off then the whole southern hemisphere goes under water
>>60850294
But Canada has no nukes either tho
why would anyone nuke the Aussies they just play runescape and shoot smack all day
>>60850602
we have ""US"" nukes stationed in Canada
>>60850680
That you have no control over.
How does it feel to willingly bend over and get your sovereignty violated over and over?
>>60850698
>That you have no control over.
>>60850698
that's what the quatations are for. they are """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""US""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" nukes.
>>60850715
Are you implying that you could launch them without US permission?
>>60850756
"""""no"""""
>>60850698
>How does it feel to willingly bend over and get your sovereignty violated over and over?
ask your sheilas for a proper answer :^)
>>60850756
I'm assuming we could since there aren't any US bases here so any nuclear installations would be manned and operated by Canadians.
But they can have oral sex with dogs in Canada.
>>60850525
>he actually fell for the dropbear meme
Want to go snipe hunting bud? I'll grab the bag
>>60850294
The entire Anglosphere rides on the coattails of America anyway.
>>60850799
that's assuming you have the technology to invest the launch sites (if you even know where they are, since Canada is a big country they can be well hidden in remote areas), set the nukes and launch them before Americans react, which I doubt
you don't just press a big red button to launch a nuke you know
>>60850788
please fugg me with ur big american cock
>>60850680
We too!
The russia also have nukes in kaliningrad right before our doorstep!
The burgers upgraded their nukes here some time ago so the russians did too.
F-feels good being so relevant that you dont have to build them yourselves...
>>60851382
Fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, 69 a porcupine boy I love the zoo~~
>>60851382
>2016
>not fucking dogs and selling the puppies
>>60850788
Atleast we didnt take it without a fight
> Nuclear anything
>>60852324
Can't we just be friends?
>>60850409
this banter is lethal delete this
I'M NUCLEAR
>his country doesn't have 50-megatons Hussar stealth thermonuclear ebola neutron bombs ready to use RIGHT NOW
IS THE ENTIRE WORLD EVEN TRYING?
WAIT....HE DOESN'T HAVE NUKES....OMG AND I THOUGHT AUSTRALIA WAS COOL
Nukes?
Time to go mobile
>>60850294
If you nuke us, we win
>>60856375
kek
>>60856375
underrated
>>60856375
Hold on a sec, your country was nuked by the Brits of all fucking nations, wasn't it?
>>60850382
>We're in the yellow cuckzone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT INTO THE BLUE ZONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Or gib nuks plox, funlan can has respunsibilty
>Australians
>killable by nukes
>>60856375
>>60850294
>nuke australia
>stays mostly the same
Why waste money on nukes when nobody would bother to nuke you?
>>60850382
Wtf I hate mexico now
>>60856375
idgi
>>60850382
Good because we could've provoked a Fukushima.
You know that would've happened.
>>60850294
It doesn't need nukes. Its army of poisonous animals will render any invasion futile.
