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I love her so much edition
cara
>>60843294
>>60843325
t. <6'3 battyboys
>>60843320
this 2bh
unironically love coldplay tbqh
>>60843320
JANNY HE'S DOING IT AGAIN
>>60843366
nothing but choons desu
whats the point of a gym
just buy the equipment and put it in your room
>>60843376
post cara is a bannable offence
>>60843313
She only looks fit from certain angles, and when she's not pulling a toothy smile.
>>60843404
so you can take pictures for instagram
>>60843358
>plural
Jokes on you, both of those posts were me
>>60843404
so you can say "I go to the gym"
>>60843313
very meh desu
>>60843404
ahh yes just stick a powercage in the corner
brilliant
>>60843404
to ogle other people and >>60843424
Got a 65 overall for the year. This year is weighted 40% and the next, final one is 60%. What would I need to achieve next year to get a first overall for my degree? (I do history so I can't do maths haha)
>>60843436
my bedroom is actually big enough for a powercage desu
>>60843404
Most people don't have just free weights in their routine they might use a machine or two
never thought Id say this but losing the will to live
>>60843436
not even that big
thought australian houses were big LOL
Started saying 'ting' instead of 'thing' and 'axe' instead of 'ask'
>>60843436
theyre not that big, do you live in a flat
I'm "bi", but I think I'm actually probably just gay with a slight fetish for women. I find girls attractive and everything but prefer guys and only really feel romantic attachment to them.
>>60843404
Because the gym has loads of different equipment for all different workouts on each muscle.
What equipment can I reasonably afford/have room for apart from a shit weights bench?
>>60843446
73.3% ?
>>60843489
yeah I always thought as a teen that it would never happen to me
now I'm 20 and I just feel bored with life
>>60843499
Can't comprehend feeling attracted to men
I'm the bi lad from last thread. I have a dick fetish, but I wholly love women.
>>60843489
listen to crywank then
>>60843496
>>60843492
>>60843468
they're big enough where I'd rather not have one in my room, especially when there's several other places they could easily go.
>>60843501
what's a full list of equipment you need then
ignore the cardio shit
>>60843525
same need a hobby or something
Look at this pretty lady
>>60843550
bit lewd
>>60843560
I don't want to ignore cardio and I want to have the option of using everything. You tell me, apart from a weights bench whst equipment can I buy that's reasonably priced and will fit into my room
>>60843545
Human sexuality is weird, eh? I've had girlfriends before but I've never been into them romantically. Provides good cover though I suppose.
foy
>>60843615
you don't need a treadmill and all your gimmicky trash shit
you can just run outside
Not sure if I should nip over to the store lads
>>60843308
Because gays are supposed to be a hivemind that must show solidarity with other gay people simply because they're gay
always thought having kids would give me a reason to live but everyone i've talked to who has kids is absolutely miserable and regrets having them
*squirts some cum on your pillow right after you get up so it's just a dried splotch by the time you go to bed but your drool and sweat will turn it back into normal cum so youre basically sleeping on my wet load*
>>60843638
So yes you are just suggesting a shitty weights bench. What a fantastic all round work out
>>60843596
>lady
>>60843489
why
>>60843664
Fuck off Jew
I wonder how many (you)s I'll get when I post pics of my girl pills
don't reply
*doesn't reply*
>>60843768
delete this reply
>>60843700
that spongebob fish thing
no gf never goona happen
bad anixety
ugly
divorce rates peaked at 78% in 2004 and have stabilized at 75% since
wonder what happened to that married american lad with the baby who lived in the desert, near vegas i think, who used to post here
he was nice
>>60843835
foy
>>60843822
just b urself :^)
thank you mr o'brien
>>60843816
>retarded city name
>retarded statue
you can just tell this is in the south
>>60843822
what spongebob fish thing
how ashamed of you are your parents on a scale of 1-10?
solid 7 over here
/brit/ you have trespassed into romulan space. Withdraw immediately or we will open fire!
Shall I sing the fair lady a ditty
>>60843981
fire phasers, aim for their shield generators; empty all torpedo bays
>>60843981
*beams aboard and kills you*
>>60843979
Probably about a 6, with the potential to rise to maybe an 8 in the future if things keep going the way they are and they find a few things out.
>>60843596
>You will NEVER have sexual intercourse with a woman that attractive
Why even live.
>ywn be a virtuous medieval knight who vanquishes all that is depraved and unholy
>>60843979
fluctuates
probably a 5/6 atm, but rising
>>60843979
10 not even meming
>>60843960
the guy going to work/home with the same face
its a banner on here too
>been off work for the last 3 days
>don't want to go back ever
Might just become a rent boy 2bh
Getting a lot of help from /lgbt/
I can self-med for a year, get electrolysis to remove my facial hair and go fulltime before meeting my GP for the first time and getting the help I need to get things on the level
>>60844073
10 is nonce/serial killer-tier
>>60844079
squidward
>>60843664
That's not true. British families are immensely happy that they have many children. The only people who regret having children are weak-willed twats who were never disciplined as children themselves so don't know how to cope.
>>60844079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUfe27pdbEQ
need to make it fun yourself m8
>>60844093
post bp
NONE
why dont we have a suicide board where the undesirables can get all the help they need
>>60844170
need to keep the ball off that cunt other than that not worried about wales tbqh
>>60844174
/adv/ ?
>>60844170
Half the team is already English
>>60844174
/r9k/
Do normies unironically believe this?
Nirvana - Rape Me
Such a great beat
>>60844140
heh
I'll let all of /brit/ pound my bp when I'm ready
>>60844315
>ywn see """""""Monica""""""" on the bus and throw a chip at him
this fucking bruise lads
it's about 15cmx15cm of pure black/purple
>>60844174
there's no helping people who don't want to be helped
/r9k/ is full of people who don't want to get better
sure, some of them couldn't if they tried
but that's not the majority
>>60844374
pics
>>60844273
it's missing:
step 1) have friends to go out with
can't really do the rest without that desu
>>60844365
kek
Bugger. Left my phone in the kitchen for an hour and got a Tinder match who messaged me, then deleted me when I didn't reply.
WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN?! Hopefully she was ugly.
>>60844273
Post that cunts picture of her and her neckbeard husband again.
>>60844273
>move out, putting yourself in a financial rut
>spend a good deal of your time looking after an animal
>get any fucking hobby, even murdering prozzies
>shower
Thanks normies, I never knew it really was that simple
>>60844422
>he believes this
She saw your profile and unmatched you
>>60844479
Then why did she message me?
>>60844273
>get a pet
basically giving up on ever having meaningful human contact
>>60844365
I just knowingly smirk at you
Understanding your actions are akin to a schoolboy pulling the pigtails of a girl he fancies
>>60844494
An hour is nowhere near long enough to get fed up of waiting for a Tinder reply. She probably regretted whatever she sent for some reason
>>60844466
this is actually really dumb
having a place and a job doesn't mean you have the social skills necessary to land a gf, or even can learn them
a woman doesn't have to have social skills to get a bf but since the truth is sexist no way they would accept it
>Why yes I will indeed move into a £1000 a month tiny one bedroom flat in a paki shithole in between 2 mosques instead of staying in my parents big comfy 3 bedroom house for the sole purpose of gaining a tiny bit of street cred when I tell people I have my own place
>>60844285
*does it and does it again*
ahh yes
>>60843596
She needs to take up squats.
>>60843835
The snakes got him.
>>60844605
whos bum's that
Stank ass pussy hoe
>>60844605
how do you know this?
are you a girl?
be my gf
Janny does it for free
This girl's got a DD chin or something else
>>60844653
jesus
>>60844580
insecure much?
got sweden on filter
>>60844653
she laughed so much she turned into the crimson chin
>>60844653
Justice, thy name is Chin!
>>60844273
i got a pretty similar "pep-talk" last weekend. i'm not even bad in terms of that shit. i basically got told to b myeslf and ask good looking girls out because they'll say yes because girls aren't like guys
>mfw
>>60843981
uhh check DIb bastard SoH. puq DeSDu' qammaj jISaQ legh ben law' batlhmey wo' sjw.
>>60844653
not a single visible redeeming quality desu
>>60844692
She's white
>>60844653
ahaha
poor thing
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9jol0Byjk
*opens third eye*
>>60843981
Smeg off!
>>60844532
Good tactic, I'd probably feel terrible with myself after and shout trans abuse at you knowing it was because I secretly liked you :'(
>>60843981
Never watched Star Wars
>>60844653
fucks sake she could crack macadamias in that vice
>>60844069
Just ask The Queen if you can be a knight.
>>60844648
No he gains life lessons, and learns about autists in their echo chamber.
>>60844653
Don't know how some people can be so oblivious to their ugliness
It's usually women desu
>>60844732
definitely doing a nightmare tonigh
>>60844732
mhm
>>60844796
>It's usually women desu
haha
think I'm officially a brexiteer, would not have expected that 6 months ago
too bad I'm not registered to vote
>>60844796
She probably knows desu. Poor thing.
Just a reminder that a suit with no tie is fine so long as you're wearing a sports coat that's a different colour to your trousers along with loafers in place of oxfords x
MADE
>>60844833
oh really?
*you imagine a fedora vaping man*
then you read this
>a suit with no tie is fine
*tips internally*
>>60844653
shame
if her nose and chin were 50% smaller she'd be alright
>>60844748
Your dreams shall not escape the Star Wars monster.
Can feel a nice, cool breeze on my toes :3 moving my bed right up against the window was a good idea
>>60844796
what's she supposed to say? "yeah I know I have a massive fuckin chin and I'm an ugly munter but pls someone go out with me"
>>60844856
what children's animation is this from
>>60844863
really
>>60844861
phwoar
>>60844875
and if my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle
>>60843981
Dan Dare British astronaut here, you space jf should run along or I'll give you what for.
>>60844880
I'd imagine she'd not use Tinder at all
>>60844875
thats the case of 99% of the humans though isnt it
I'm a proud Trotskyist
>>60844861
you look qt
>>60844861
I'll try to be gentler next time I spank you x
>>60844910
thats bad right
i've been feelin like a faggot for limping because of a bruise
>>60844948
what the fuck did you even do
>>60844948
how did you do it?
>>60844913
Bit transphobic?? Uhm
>>60844880
m8 a lot of ugly guys just don't use tinder because they know it's a pointless endeavour
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>60844953
>>60844957
feet slipped out in front of me on a rail, was doin sick trix, and then landed on the rail where the bruise is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCGQV_aJME
>>60844918
There are lads who would happily go out with her desu
>>60844896
re: zero. episode 1 is split into 2 parts A and B. if you are watching ep 1A and thinking "this is stupid" then watch until the end of 1B. it turns on a pivot and gets more serious for the rest of the series
>>60844999
is there more gravity in spain or something fucking hell your bruise is gigantic
How do I get more body fat without just getting a fat belly
>>60844999
you sound like a right twat
>tfw 22 year virgin
>>60844999
>skating
lmao
spanish people are such manchildren normies
>>60845026
tried to jump to clear the rail :( just made me slip out harder
>>60844963
yeah but women aren't like men
some men are animals that would fuck anything with a pulse
when brexit happens will her majesty go out in a blaze of glory by invading the continent?
>>60845084
yes
>>60845031please respond
>>60845065
which is what the guy you replied to originally said.
that women are more likely to be oblivious to how unattractive they are
Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFW2Z9Avbyk
>>60845031
>>60845094
estrogen. male fat storage puts fat in the belly first
How did I do lads?
>>60845084
I hope so
>>60845170
Lad, I don't say this often, but you've got *it*
>he actually deleted it
madman
>>60845141
So how do I not be a skelly
>>60845170
be MY gf ;)
Any Irish lads ITT who went to uni?
Is freshers week at Irish unis the time to get laid or are you not into that? Would girls at Trinity Dublin be too prudish?
>>60845246
wasn't referring to that 2bh
>>60845245
niamh mentioned
>>60844922
not really, some are irredeemably ugly
>>60845266
referring to what
Was 'spesh' an insult an anyone else's school or just mine?
>>60845245
3 2 1
>>60845180
I wish the Queen actually used her powers to influence things
>>60845170
top jej
>>60845245
>Any Irish lads ITT
right here dude
>>60845293
>an anyone
just yours
>>60845281
*points to the top of the thread*
https://twitter.com/ian_watkins/status/280111462314303488?lang=en-gb
what did he mean by this?
/fit/ is more complicated than quantum physics
i don't fit in anywhere and that's why i fit in here
>>60845225
eat and lift. the main people who care about abs are homosexual men so don't get too worried about keeping thin. just don't go overboard. if you can run a mile in 10 minutes then maintaining that's a good indicator that you're not bulking too hard. also, watching anime like re: starting life in a new world from zero will teach you the importance of protecting smiles and boost your testosterone
>>60845339
You don't fit in here either. Fuck off Yank
>>60845333
it's really not haha
>>60845321
has janny started a war on cara?
not a good idea, she's a professional whereas the general details of janny's remuneration package are widely known
night night
kisses and snuggles for all xx
doing a cheeky read lads
>>60845371
bin that spud gun mohammad
>>60845375
nite nite
>>60845384
intellectual pursuits? unorthodox for an australian
>>60845373
maybe if you've been there for a year
>>60845375
seems that james jeremiah jameson doesn't like her or me
goodnight
>>60845371
baited for this exact response
>>60845412
or if you spend an hour reading things and actually trying to learn
>>60845391
A paki just killed 50 people in a terrorist attack in your country, you have been added to the list of countries who don't get to laugh at us. Say hello to Germany, France and Sweden :)
>>60845406
able to form coherent sentences despite being very drunk?
unorthodox for an Irish man
>>60845406
Look who's talking :^)
Lads... is laser treatment the only way to permanently remove hair?
Don't want to show my benis to a nurse :////
Is anyone else here optimistic about Brexit's chances of winning? I think we'll do it.
>>60843313
I've known a few girls with that same mischievous smile. Always make me think they must be demons in the sack.
>>60845434
the entire board is just abbreviations and people shitting on each other
>>60845453
im hardly drunk
>>60845456
your societies highest cultural values are determined by oprah and how many explosions it has you fat fuck
give me a forfeit if i wank in the next 3 days
>>60845412
Read
the
sticky
I'm overdue for a cheeky suicide desu
I'm sad lads.
I was in charge of showing these 5 brits America for the past 3 weeks.
I dropped them off at the airport this morning.
I miss the way they would copy my American accent, the way the Scottish girl spoke really fast and I couldn't understand her half the time, the way we slept in the van one night and they were farting and no one fessed up and took the blame, the way they all bought American flags from the dollar store on their first day here, the way they talked shot about Mexicans.
I miss them /brit/ please send more britfags.
>>60845539
America created the 21st century, you best show some fucking respect "m8"
>>60845339
You don't fit in anywhere at all.
>>60845536
Eat less if you're fat
Eat more if you're thin
Lift weights thrice weekly
Bob Geldof and his supporters response to Brexit fishermen protesting EU rules destroying their industry
>>60845544
the sticky is just fucking shit common sense that even a 3 year old has
>>60845604
is iceland getting away with all the fish again
>>60845391
Why are all yank spud guns plastic pieces of shit?
>>60845581
Can I come :3
>>60845604
yeah he's a fucking wanker and nobody here likes him
all that liveaid money funded ethiopian warlords
>>60845536
i'd say literally 95% of the acronyms are easily googled or covered in the sticky.
i swear i went through what you had to do like a week ago. if you're still posting the same fucking question despite the fact that i know i've been through it with you, and i know some other guy has too, you clearly cannot be fucked at all even when the information is gifted to you.
>>60845634
Of course
>>60845585
Well this century is shit
>>60845609
Yeah it's not very complicated is why, unless you've been doing it for years there's not much to it
>>60845604
It was actually their response to getting sprayed with a hose but keep posting this disinfo
yank? more like wank
>>60845565
>I was in charge of showing these 5 brits America for the past 3 weeks
was it paid?
sounds amazing desu
>>60845526
In a straight vote yes, but we all know it is already rigged to lose.
>>60845692
Getting the excuses in early pmsl
like watching euros violence tbqh. seen one video of an england fan knocking out a local arab in one punch but i can't seem to find it again pissing me off tbqh all the fight videos are just randomly interspliced
>>60845671
I got payed for gas, food, hotels, and entertainment.
My uni is very international and I got accepted to watch them. We spent like $3,000 and my uni payed for it all
I got payed in friendship tho. We were like a family ;-;
Whatever happened to Maisiebro
>>60845604
Ahh yes just common working class fishermen trying to make an honest living?
Oh wait...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/farages-brexit-flotilla-boat-involved-in-63-million-fishing-fraud-a7083231.html
Imagine if all the /brit/ lads were mates irl. We could literally dominate the Bristol club scene.
>>60845581
None of that, eh, actually happened, did it Homer?
>>60845245
go for dit birds
they're fit but they aren't as stuck up as the trinners types
>>60845734
Vaporized. Blown out to sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gloeRDFv30g
ahh yes
>>60845751
No, it would be extremely awkward and half of the melts here would run away
It would just be the relatively normal people making their own group and the rest fucking off
>>60845751
Never seen the appeal of anal unless her fanny's the size of a house or something
>>60845604
What a bunch of traitors.
>>60845780
fucking love kimi 2bh
>>60845751
I would love to hang out with some of you lads, but then some of you are people like Poleaboo
>>60845435
was in a gun free zone so no one was there to shoot back
>>60845744
>A trawler once involved in Britain's biggest fishing fraud and now owned by a Sunday Times Rich List millionaire is an unfortunate choice to lead a flotilla supposed to represent a fishing industry on its last leg because of Brussels
Fuck me could he not have picked ANY other boat in the whole country
>>60845765
It did tho. They were all from Liverpool
>tfw I witnessed this glorious moment in person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qhUTF4hOp8
>>60845658
They deserved the gallows for their treason.
>>60845780
>tfw your bollocks will never be dead centre on this one way ticket to ecstasy
>>60845770
How would a Trinity student get with DIT students or even find their get togethers
dr pavel? I'm cia
>>60845810
You said one was Scottish. Hmm.
>>60845819
Yes they should have
The largest ever case of fishing fraud in the uk is disgusting
>>60845713
Here is your reply.
Wish I was doing a War Studies degree tBh
>>60845830
Trinity boys use DIT girls as their fucktoys, like the Harvard guys did to random Boston slags in that Facebook movie
>>60845813
your cops would get literally destroyed in france jesus christ
>>60845789
Maybe she'll let you eat it
>>60845855
Kill yourself EU shill. You are a paki.
>>60845791
Geldof is Irish and the boat is filled with pakis.
>>60845879
don't understand that meme either
>>60845880
>The standard of debate from Brexiteers
>>60845852
Yeah but they all came from a uni in Liverpool
>>60845813
second peterloo when?
>>60845873
t. virgin who has no Irish heritage
>>60845877
>Trying to be proud that your criminals are worse than ours
That's some American shit right there.
>>60845880
Why are you defending this: >>60845744
Is it perhaps because you fucking despise the working man and want the fishing industry to be run by a few organised criminals?
Disgusting cunt why do you hate this country
>>60845809
good old farage
>>60845924
for you
>>60845922
t. DIT grad
>>60845905
Paki confirmed.
>>60845794
At least know what tendencies to look for thanks to him
Ignoring the weirdos won't be too hard, they'll end up at the pub in the train station alone anyway
>>60845924
>rioters are criminals
trump supporter pls
>>60845789
she means butt stuff to you
Cannot wait for /brit/ post-remain vote. Rorkes on suicide watch.
>>60845830
dublins not exactly a massive city
you see people from every college in every club nearly
any of the harcourt street clubs will always be a DIT,UCD, trinity mix
>>60845929
That tactic doesn't work out of reddit my EU shill chump.
I genuinely wish cancer upon you for betraying your people.
>>60845794
people to avoid
>yanks
>poleashit
>cornwall
>>60845963
rasheed
sick of ireland going to go to tibet and become a monk and pray all day to truly open my third eye
>>60845963
would probably be full of jfs for weeks rubbing it in
>>60845963
It will be like after the general election when everyone who had been shilling ukip pretended they vote tory
>>60845813
Why are so many middle class people in anarchist groups? Surely they know without the state to protect them the nearest chav would smack the shit out of them and rob them just because they could?
>>60845956
You aren't making any sense, you cheese eating surrender nigger.
>>60845813
>british police still using horse charges to disperse crowds like it's the fucking 1700s
>water cannon and tear gas are almost never used in the UK outside NI
why are british coppers so tame? i mean i love it because it shows we don't need to be extreme but still...
>>60845978
Why not just join a cheeky Catholic monastery?
>>60845975
The Yanks wouldn't turn up and neither would Cornwall but Ribena definitely would.
>>60845972
Why do you hate the working man?
Why are you condoning massive fishing fraud and organised crime that specifically targets the livelihood of hard working honest Brits?
Fucking horrible cunt, go back to Pakistan if you hate this country that much
is this a trap?
am i getting rused?
[spoiler]i'm happy either way desu [/spoiler]
>>60845993
bet its fucking shite to have a watercannon pointed at you
>>60845993
same with the gardai. They just bait the shite out protesters with batons like in the good old days :)
>>60845992
shh there, there
little man :^]
>>60845991
They are rebelling against mommah and poppah.
i know some pakistani lads and they're rather tame and fairly sound
they do smell like curry doe
>>60845993
Our protesters aren't as fucking savage as continentals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGF0ZyrAjs&feature=youtu.be&t=196
>>60846005
Why do you hate the British man? Did one of them steal your girlfriend Pidor?
>>60845813
were you protesting or what
>>60845993
our riot cops take no shit at all hahaha
tear gas, pepper spray and letting the dogs loose are all regular tactics for them. i love it
>>60846035
I'm not the one trying to dickwave over our criminals being worse than someone else's, you pathetic cuck.
>>60846071
we shoot people LMAO
>>60846046
sleeper agents
>>60846066
Answer the question
I'll ask it again: why are you condoning massive fishing fraud that specifically destroys the livelihood of working class Brits?
Until you say otherwise the obvious conclusion is that you fucking hate this country and its inhabitants
>>60846096
>being proud of my countrymen
>cuck
R A S H E E D
A
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H
E
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D
i saw literally every brits defend your hooligans and they are actually shitting someone else's country
>>60846067
nah just watching
I was on a lunch break and a mate and I decided to go and rile up the protesters by shouting things like 'long live thatcher' and 'get a fucking job'
was pretty funny
>>60846109
Holy shit is his eye out?
who here /refreshing the two threads to see who's posting where/
>>60846173
:^)
>>60846216
fucking everyone it seems like
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