Be AmericanGet eaten

Who gives a fuck.

I hope Florida goes bankrupt.

Kek. I saw this on the news.

>Orlando

The planets have aligned, it seems. Orlando is the land of the forthcoming apocalypse.

I at least hope it clapped after the meal

>>60831483
People have been saying that shit since the 1980s

They have aligator in Orlando Disney?

>>60832166
Why wouldn't they

>>60831401
The fuck?

Gator shenanigans are common out there, how'd that make it on Finnish news?

>>60831092
>child is taken away by alligator
As soon as I saw the headline I automatically knew the family was...lower than middle class

>>60832759
there's fucking pools and shit all over and the parents decided it was a good idea to take a dip in a lagoon, in florida, which is known for gators fucking everywhere

feel bad for the kid dying like that but the parents are literal retards

What the fuck is going on with Orlando recently

>>60833573
Must be something in the water.

>be american
>get chomped

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>>60832166
Pic related.

>>60837538
>mississi-penis

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>>60837538
>mississipenis

>>60837538
>Miss sissy penis

>be Canadian
>get on bus
>get eaten by another human being

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>>60837538
>misisisisisisispenisisisis

>>60837538
>Miss sissy penis