>Be American
>Get eaten
Who gives a fuck.
I hope Florida goes bankrupt.
Kek. I saw this on the news.
>Orlando
The planets have aligned, it seems. Orlando is the land of the forthcoming apocalypse.
I at least hope it clapped after the meal
>>60831483
People have been saying that shit since the 1980s
They have aligator in Orlando Disney?
>>60832166
Why wouldn't they
>>60831401
The fuck?
Gator shenanigans are common out there, how'd that make it on Finnish news?
>>60831092
>child is taken away by alligator
As soon as I saw the headline I automatically knew the family was...lower than middle class
>>60832759
there's fucking pools and shit all over and the parents decided it was a good idea to take a dip in a lagoon, in florida, which is known for gators fucking everywhere
feel bad for the kid dying like that but the parents are literal retards
What the fuck is going on with Orlando recently
>>60833573
Must be something in the water.
>be american
>get chomped
>>60832166
Pic related.
>>60837538
>mississi-penis
>>60837538
>mississipenis
>>60837538
>Miss sissy penis
>be Canadian
>get on bus
>get eaten by another human being
>>60837538
>misisisisisisispenisisisis
>>60837538
>Miss sissy penis
