What is the most American thing you've done today?
I just had this.
I just woke up, so I dunno.
Just funded a violent organization for another one of my proxy wars
I just woke up, so I dunno.
I just woke up, so I dunno.
i just pledged allegiance
I just woke up, so I dunno.
>>60813853
How do you even open your mouth to eat that thing?
My younger brother didnt give me his breakfast,so I delivered him democracy.
>>60813853
I nothing today.
I quoted America's bill of rights.
>>60813987
>>60814035
I tried to quote the Bill of Rights today, but I got shot partway through quoting the 2nd Amendment.
>>60813853
How can you even eat that?
>>60813853
pogo jumping christ on a stick, that's too much freedom
>>60814200
I would understand a Paki asking that but come on, you guus are fucking giants. What do those large giants brains are for?
Feels great to be based American gods I tell you hwut. Eat, sleep, and even shit freedom without having to worry about nothing lol. Would feel sorry for you other poor cunts but too busy being free to care.
>>60814371
Damn son that post is so full of freedom me and my dog just shed a tear.
>>60814371
>be amerigay
>get shot
>go to hell
>>60814433
which level of hell is orgy of dicks?
I heard some gunshots earlier and ate some artificial cheese afterwards
>>60813853
Did you get all that from the garbage bags in the typical filipin slums?
>>60813853
Bought my wifes son mcdonalds
wear a baseball cap
>>60813853
not much
I guess thats pretty american tho
Was fat and retarded
Had lunch at burger king.
>>60816465
bad post
> got shot
>>60816465
Proxy or Cancuck on holiday
When offered a tea I said "fuck no" and had a large coffee instead
>>60814371
Hm? My eyesight is a bit foggy after receiving free surgery. Better get a free assistant from the municipality to help me with groceries and reading shitposts until it heals again.
ate 12 ounces of jerky in one sitting
>>60816516
>a large coffee
>it's called a venti, that means "large" in coffee
>>60813853
bought semiautomatic and installed grinder
>>60813853
I shot up some gays with my high capacity extended clip ar-15 assault rifle with child seeking bullets
>>60817467
Wait, so the gays were children..?
>>60817967
They were gays, and children, and gay children
went back from the shop and kept my shoes on in the house for a whole minute
I'm listening this for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT3wG_Wz0Ho
>>60816509
Why would we go there on Holiday? Yank speaks truth
listened to my favourite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
>>60813853
I ate the worst yakisoba ever. Could be an american thing.
>>60818297
top kek, what the fuck
>>60818297
>clapping off rhythm
RRRREEEEEE
I cut open a mini watermelon and enjoyed it after some lasagna.
>>60813853
Something that I wanted to know is how a human could eat something like this.
I'm having two quarter pounders with cheese for lunch, bought them in a 2 for 1 promo.
>>60821431
how could a human not eat something like it
>>60817467
>clip
REEEEEEEEEE
>>60813853
Avoided Jury Duty.
Made the entire waitstaff at Denny's sing a stupid birthday song when they brought me a free cupcake-thing.
>>60814371
US is literally the country in which you have the most things to worry about.
>>60813853
Went indoors with shoes on
>>60813853
Had a microwave meal. Also drove my car, I'm murican as fuck.
shot up a school then ate at mcdonalds before taking my insulin
>>60818101
Richard D. Pepe
Pepe Twin
Aphex Pepe
>>60822543
>inside with shoes on
>in Finland
Mitä helvettiä? Ootko tyhmä?
How can I get licence for this?
>>60822887
Piti käydä vaan avaimet nopee. Rauhotu saatana
I drove an automatic car
>>60822310
*clapping intensifies*
This post almost brought a tear to my eye.
American/10
i spoke english
>>60813853
I played payday 2 with Lincoln mask on, beating cops with american flag
ate at a burger place
it was good, atleast 8/10
>>60813853
I've put ranch on my pizza. Wasted a perfectly fine pizza.
I clapped
>>60813853
I drove my American V8 to work for 35 miles, got around 26mpg, and had McDonald's for lunch. Oh, and I work for a gun accessory company .
I ate crisps and ice cream
>>60822892
it comes free with your 10 000th big mac combo. has to be supersized of course.
I was not productive today. American as fuck.
>>60813853
I eat doritos. Corn chips. I know, they are mexican. but this most american thing what i done today.
Gonna live FREE
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>60831093
>10 000th big mac
Had a burger
It wasn't good
