What the...?
What should I do?
Get your rations before someone else takes it.
Bring a club
>>60812568
I walked off to a small forest behind. Fuck this shit.
This is the worst walk with my dog ever.
>>60812597
And fuck it, I can't even walk down the beach.
>Be Polish
>Get imprisoned
>>60812724
not funny
they saw me
>>60812468
freedom
>>60812468
>What should I do?
Learn russian
Is OP still alive ?
activate the stealth tank
>>60813218
barely
I didn't stop when they shouted and I'm fucking trying to walk out of the nearby forest
>>60812667
Steal the tank
Drive it into your garage
Sleep for six hours
You now legally own a tank
Nothing like some good old fashioned dick waving at Russia. Really brings me back.
>>60813318
grand theft poland this aint
>the first casualty of WWIII was an /int/erloper
>>60813953
and his doge
Stop lying on the internet. I've already told the mods that this is probably not real...
>>60812468
>What should I do?
Jump in one of those camouflage tanks in the pic.
>>60812468
Watch the rest of Red Dawn, it's pretty good.
Those aren't even russians, those look like norwegian parachutes
fuck you cunts I'm out and in home
suck a dick, no one was even trying to help
>>60814168
Poland invaded by Norway and forcibly dragged into 1st world living conditions, democracy and liveable wages
>the humanity!
>>60814253
you'd have been fine either way
>>60814303
The ground was shaking from artillery fire. That's far from fine.
>>60814353
the CSTO wants to reform the warsaw pact by force
>>60814353
>not going to sleep to the happy sound of ordinance
Fucks sake, take your balls out of your handbag already
>>60814452
I didn't even know where Australia was till I was like 6-7 years old
>>60814510
When I was 6-7 years old Poland was owned by the Russians
>>60814592
when I was 7-8 years old I learned that australia was a continent
>>60814615
when I was 7-8 years old I learned that australia was a con island
>>60814723
when I was 8-9 years old I learned that my mother's uncle had non-hodgekins lymphoma
>>60814761
yeah, you won
>>60814761
anon, bit late for feels isn't it? :(
>>60814863
>>60814796
but nowadays I'm flirting with cute siberian girls on interpals
>>60814893
pic or you are a fat lier
>>60812468
AAA WHERE
WHEERE
YOU FUCKING MORON WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE MORE PICS
FUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LIVE YOUR BORING LIFE ANON FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>60815083
it was probably nearby Torun
>>60812468
>>60812499
>>60812667
OH FUG THEY INVADED AN EMPTY FIELD
holyshit its happening
THESE LOOK LIKE RUSSIAN FORCES, OR MAYBE IM RETARDED
NEARBY TORUN, SINCE TORUN HAS A US DIVISION THERE RN
WHY THE FUCK DROP ARTILLERY OFF ON THE FIELD IF ITS US
>>60815244
do you not think all NATO forces within Poland would have taken that small battalion out by now?
>>60815244
the horror
I'm packing my balls and running to argentina
>>60815280
no
lol
why the fuck drop them off in the field in the middle of nowhere then
base, fob?
still i would be running around taking pictures this is cool fuck you op
OP are you ok?
>>60815553
he's fine, unless they went knocking door to door for every male our age alone in a house he's fine
>>60815553
yeah he's
>>60814253
>>60815553
>>60815576
>>60815602
my pug got scared, had to carry him back home
>>60815751
cute
>>60815751
you better get to work pollock
>>60815751
post pic of pug
>>60815815
His name is Kebab.
>>60815945
das cute mane
>>60815801
No. I got my days off.
I will now eat chłodniczek, take a nap and then play warhammer total war with a break for some pierogi.
>>60816054
they'll come knocking at your door any second now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyPsqsH8I4M
>>60816084
I'll sic my dog on them. Kinda feels safe having a roaming, guardian doge.
>>60815945
Are you sure they weren't deployed to search and destroy your pug?
>>60816526
BIG
GUY
WITH
PUG
>>60814107
>German invasion confirmed
Good job trying to cover it up
[worried laughter]
[nervous smile]
E-everything will be fine.
There can never be war in poland again. :^)
>>60817206
unless...
>>60817275
Somebody make "who's that pokeymans" with adolf.
>>60817310
but make it a gif, so Stalin shows up when it's revealed
>>60817275
we take back Wilno
yes, yes!
>>60817404
I thought that was some city in australia
>>60817503
Wherever it is, we must have.
Aren't nato having a military exercise in Poland?
rip poland you will be missed
test
>>60819157
I think so, yes. There were a bunch during the Ukraine thing, but some more were planned recently to annoy Russia again.
>>60819371
Holy shit OP they found you
Soon...
>>60812468
Any news, pjotr?
rip OP
>>60815751
Pugs are for gays.
>>60815945
Remove.
>>60820742
kurwa
>>60814615
Australia is a continent?
i am not dead, whoa there that was nice nuclear shroom, tho probably radiation will kill me.
>>60821139
yes
>>60821214
I had no idea desu and I'm 22 :^)
>>60821284
It's not.
>>60821284
Continent is called Oceania.
>>60821605
>>60821669
There is an Australian continent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_(continent)
including parts of (Australia, Papua New Guinea, East Timor* and portions of Indonesia)
Oceania is probably Australia + NZ
>>60821605
There are 5 continent models taught in the world.
>One has 4 continents
>One has 5 continents
>Two have 6 continents
>One has 7
Australia is a continent in all of them
>>60821723
>Oceania is probably Australia + NZ
Correct, Oceania is a region including Aus, NZ, Melanesia, Micronesia, and Polynesia.
>>60821723
>>60821751
We call this Oceania here.
>>60821751
Sahul. Not same thing.
>>60821981
Exactly Australian continent except for the smaller islands and NZ :^)
>>60812667
It's your time to bright bro. 40-1!
>>60821981
That is indeed Oceania, but Oceania is a region not a continent, neither New Zealand or most of the islands are connected to the Australian mainland. New Zealand itself is actually its own continent roughly half the size of Australia but is submerged.
>>60822005
Sahul is the original name for the continent of Australia and neighboring islands connected by its continental shelf. The name and terminology has changed many times since it was coined in the 1700's. Australasia, greater Australia, magnesia, Australinea and Australia-New Guinea are just some of the names. Most commonly used is simply Australia.
