>Be American
>Wake up early to drink my double tall Americano.
>Look up at the setting moon.
>Be proud that my flag is up there.
>Eat a hearty breakfast of bacon, eggs, and donuts.
>Read that ISIS leader has been killed.
>Check to make sure that US is still the most powerful military in the world.
>Say prayer to Constitution, thanking it for the rights and freedoms it entails. Also say a shorter prayer to Magna Carta for good measure.
>Ride 5 litre v8 to work. Don't care cause gas is cheap.
>Don't have to worry about crashing or IED's like in shitskin countries.
>Say hi to police officer. Make friends and become range buddies.
>See a bald eagle.
>Cry manly tears.
>Turn up to well paying job, with good benefits such as insurance and dental.
>Work 8 hours, with breaks, because labor laws.
>Thank God for blessing you with this day.
>Drive home, stop off at Mc Donald's and eat burger.
>Buy a pack of smokes for $4.
>See capitalism at work, with bright lights and bustling people pursuing happiness.
>Tear up again as you contemplate freedom.
>Stop off at bar to have beer with best buddies and watch NFL.
>Enjoy sports, enjoy company and feel richer for the experience.
>Drink glorious Samuel Adams beer.
>Get ready to go home to beautiful blonde wife.
>Get shot.
>such as life in the USA.
Great post
>>60808986
it's not football season you dumb aussie
>>60808986
I enjoyed it
>Magna Carta
Americans don't care about this petty document. It's not even real freedom nor American
>Pack of smokes for $4
I'm not even a smoker and I know they're much more expensive because of government tax
>Get shot
Now I know you're just trolling. Obama banned guns 2 years ago.
>>60809011
Secretly I love ameriga. I just wanted to jump on the bantz wagon.
>go to gay club
>get shot
seriously, america is awesome
>>60809041
I find it interesting that there's a great big golden copy of it in the catacombs underneath the capitol Building. Also the most cited legal document in the supreme court.
>>60808986
>>Buy a pack of smokes for $4.
lol. maybe in the middle of fucking nowhere. any major populated area a pack is like $12 now
>>60809076
I got confused with Japan where they are $4. Someone said they were $8 a pack. Still pretty cheap.
>>60809045
>be gay politician
>get elected
Step it up Canada
>>60809112
You just know he's been fucked before.
>>60808986
Only good post on /int/ right now desu
BUT THIS OLD LADDY NEW PRESIDENT GONA TO DO SICIAL CASTRATION TO ALL AMERICANS FOR PEACE KEEPING GENOCIDE
>>60809238
It is a dark time to be an /int/ poster.
kek, more like
>say hi to police officer
>get shot
>>60809294
Every story on /k/ involving a police officer used to always end with them becoming range buddies.
>>60809294
The police where I live don't shoot anyone.
>>60808986
>be american
>wake up
>get shot
>>60809392
>Be Australian
>Wake up
>Get bitten
>>60809370
Cops are, for the most part, decent human beings.
>>60809650
>be poo peelandian
>wake up
>shag a sheep
>engage in post-coital bleating
>fall asleep tangled in one another's limbs
>>60809650
Depends on the cop. Lots of small town cops are assholes because they have nothing to do and harass people for fun.
