Union Jack edition
gaybos
scumbag pirates
>>60808151
Thinking about converting to Islam lads.
>>60808202
Looking forward to reading Piers' column when it happens.
>>60808227
I really, really, really like this post.
What a great thread
>>60808294
TOOT haha
>>60808304
I appreciate it
>>60808314
pendejo
>>60808385
PWONK
Some cunt is trying to scam me on gumtree for my sofa lads
Knew it was too good to be true
>>60808399
classic.
Reminder that the UK needs to be taking in more Syrian refugees
They're just trying to make a better life for themselves and with Britain's extensive social services that can become a real possibility for them
The United States really doesn't have much in terms of social services when it comes to Britain and Europe so it's best that the refugees go to Britain and Europe
>>60808202
>reality
>>60808430
No, they just need to start finishing the job.
>>60808430
fuck you
I need vocational training. I try not to think about /int/ all day, but hey, try to get training that I can afford, it's literally only open to "sensitive districts" (niggers) and statutory refugees.
The pic you posted is ridiculous.
If we want to protect the Syrians, then let's just not bomb them.
Fucking yanks, frogs, and spics in MY /brit/?
>the availability of internet porn means children as young as 8 are now watching sex videos at least once a week
They're going to have to lower the age of consent to keep up with the technology
The West should be supporting Assad
Given what all the other attempts to turn middle eastern nations into democracies have become it's time to realize that the Middle East needs secular strongmen to rule their countries otherwise they quickly turn into hell on earth
>my /brit/
what???
>>60808494
Rasheed
>>60808430
they will feel at home with the rest of the muzzies in yorkshire 2bh
>>60808496
>go to /sg/ and remind them that they support a based country who was an ally of the Soviet Union
>NOOO MAN ASSAD IS A FASCHIST LIKE US
>>60808489
>taking that seriously
seems like australia banterd the barrier reef a bit too much
>>60808496
Respect the self-determination of the people of Middle-East you fucking coward, so much for American values and muh guns and right to revolution hypocrite.
>>60808519
Well during the Cold War every country was either and ally of America or an ally of the Soviets regardless of how they actually ran their own countries
Some nations like Egypt and India played both sides
>>60808571
That doesn't apply to the sand people
Left to their own devices they will destroy their own countries and all surrounding ones
>>60808571
The gentleman you responded to is actually Mexican. He works for a lawncare company
>>60808575
but saying that assad is a fascist is a dumb excuse
>>60808605
Actually I'm a dishwasher at the local TGI Fridays
Get it straight, gringo puto
>>60808605
Are all Mexicans freedom hating cowards like him?
>>60808637
Well it's a non sequitur really
It doesn't matter what the fuck his actual political ideology is the fact remains that Syria was much better off under Assad and sans-Western intervention
>>60808658
I actually think Mexicans are very nice people (except for the ghetto ones). Their political views definitely lean left, however
>>60808658
TOOT
I'm a Stalinist just like my friend ITT
>>60808680
you are a based poster
>>60808575
yugos tho
>>60808673
>Their political views definitely lean left
>>60808726
71% voted for Obama in 2012 and the same amount will vote for Hillary in 2016.
>>60808781
liberals =/= leftists
:0)
>>60808726
They're voting for the benies, and nothing else.
>>60808791
Fact:
No other general can compete with hilo latino when it comes to memes
/brit/ just has passing gimmicks but hilo latino develops memes that are hilarious and have real sticking power like the high Simpsons
>>60808815
chicano leftists know that Hillary is the same cancer as trump :0)
>>60808713
Still allied with the Soviets
Just cause Tito was able to maintain yugo sovereignty doesn't mean that he wasn't firmly behind the Iron Curtain
>>60808853
if i remember yugoslavia was against the soviet invasion of czechoslovakia
>>60808947
If the Cold War had gone hot they would've sided with the Soviets it would've been impossible for them to remain neutral
>See an immigrant
>Think to myself "only a week till you're deported mate"
Normies uhmmm????
Kill yourselves
>The man behind the worst mass shooting in recent US history was a visitor to the Orlando gay club where he carried out the massacre, witnesses say.
>Chris Callen, a performer at Pulse in Orlando, Florida, told the New York Daily News that Omar Mateen had visited the venue several times.
Plot twist
really makes you think
igpoo
>>60809003
Australia is literally turbonormie: the country
Every lad is some jacked Zyzz-looking Chad and all the girls are 9+/10 Stacy slags
Living there would be a nightmare for me
At least here there's plenty of other neckbeard losers walking around
>>60809032
JUST B URSELF
t. Chad Mc'Square Jaw
>>60809010
Eye witness testimony is sketchy at best
I'm not saying that Rasheed didn't visit the club but I'll need a little more evidence than hearsay before I'm able to draw a conclusion
>>60809032
If I hadn't been up all night, I would dox these cunts just to see what they look like.
>>60809035
That's why you avoid them, think
having to get a train to work with all the peasants.
I
>The bodies of 42 fishermen, who were killed by the Islamist group, Boko Haram, have been pulled from Lake Chad in Cameroon, the country's military has announced.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bodies-42-fishermen-butchered-by-boko-haram-pulled-lake-chad-1565498
Religion of peace at it again.
(We wont hear any news on this seeing as it happened in Africa and makes Muslims look bad it will be buried)
>>60809079
Probably just your typical 7/10 extroverted normies who have been dating since their teens with a large social circle
talking to a girl on tinder
>Barrack Hussain Obama is refusing to use the term "Islamic terrorism"
Ah yes I wonder why a man with the name HUSSAIN would be doing that?
and what if i have a tinder account?
>>60809093
Tbf no one really cares about shit like that going on in Africa
It's par for the course over there
Would be more surprised to hear that violent atrocities committed against innocents weren't being carried out there on a daily basis
if we don't talk about then it will just disappear
>>60809079
>>60809094
the aneurysm one is a girl and this is her and her husband.
>>60809136
Get some fine Jaliscana tail
>>60809162
are you a chicANO?
>>60809149
Her husband is literally a fat balding neckbeard
Wtf??
>>60809162
CHI
>The Orlando gunman's wife has told federal agents she tried to talk her husband out of carrying out the attack, NBC News has learned.
>Omar Mateen's wife, Noor Zahi Salman, told the FBI she was with him when he bought ammunition and a holster, several officials familiar with the case said. She told the FBI that she once drove him to the gay nightclub, Pulse, because he wanted to scope it out.
These one of those "moderate" muslims lads? Wont commit terrorist acts themselves but will literally do everything in their power to help someone else?
>>60809181
good lad. steaks are supposed to be made well done though
>>60809174
I just like to go to Mexico to get laid and buy cheap coke
If I ever came into a large sum of money I'd move down there
>>60809181
oh yummers
>>60809149
I hope she develops cunt cancer.
>>60809149
>both overweight
ah yes
>>60809212
>>60809212
>I'd move down there
but why though?
when was your last 10/10 poo lads? i can feel something special brewing in the bowels right now and i'm quite excited
>>60809251
gross
>>60809219
The girl looks cute.
>>60809200
It's the job of the moderate Muslim to tell you that Islam is the religion of peace while simultaneously pushing for special status for Muslims
For instance a community college in Michigan installed a foot bath for Muslim students to perform their ablutions before their 5x a day prostration towards the meteor
It is a clear violation of seperating of church and state as community colleges are public institutions but in today's political climate it would be racist not to bow to the demands of Muslims so that overrides constitutionality
>>60809260
nah she fat
probably an insufferable cunt too
>There are fat neckbeard fedoras that have more experience with women and know how to talk to them better than you.
well good morning
>>60808430
>soldiers are ordered to carpet bomb syria by people in suits
>Our community has to turn into a ghetto
yeah, nah,
>>60809235
Cheap cost of living, beautiful women who will want to fuck me because I have blue eyes and petrodollars. Also it's fairly lawless so I can do whatever I want
>>60809285
can smell you from here
>German man shoots five-year-old refugee girl and teenager with air rifle
Good lad
>>60809200
Ask your mum if she would grass your dad up for something without question or doubt. Not everyone is the black and white thinking teenager who has everything sussed that you are.
So I've been gone awhile, is /brit/ still basically just retarded autists?
>>60809260
She sure is ugly on the inside though.
The next time one of you thinks that Muslims don't suffer the most from terrorist attacks remember that not only are Muslims the highest number of victims killed by terrorists groups but one of the most targeted minority groups in the western world.
>>60809306
these are great reasons to live here btw....even the narcos would not mess with you, because they know you could be a great customer
>>60809316
surely defending her integrity on /brit/ will do her and yourself a lot of good
morning lads
>>60809356
literally texting her right now though. go take a shower
>>60809335
shes right though
>Walmart shooters name was Mohammed
>>60808571
Revolution should happen when the people want it, not when we come in with guns and tell everyone they're being liberated.
SUM PEOPLE FINK IM BONKAZ, BUT I JUST FINK IM FWEE
>wake up
>still no gf
fml
>>60809376
No she isn't.
>>60809376
did you pretend to dox yourself for attention? are you also calling us the pathetic ones?
>>60809373
Well good morning
how did the date of that one lad with the swiss girl go?
>>60809382
>Revolution should happen when the people want it, not when we come in with guns and tell everyone they're being liberated.
>>60808575
>during the Cold War every country was either and ally of America or an ally of the Soviets
>what was the neutral bloc
>wake up
>still alive
good.
Hey guys.
...
benis
>>60809418
any gimmicks?
>>60809350
I'm glad I have your blessing, amigo
It's finally happening lads
>>60809429
Kind of true. Washington was a retard and rode on the success of better americans. Just like modern politics :^)
>>60809448
*looks in gimmick bag*
>>60809477
ahh yes, very impressive
Baby babes babby boobie blade
>>60809459
I think Orlando could've secured the gay vote for Trump
His whole thing when it comes to gays is "live and let live" so I could definitely see them getting behind him, no pun intended
>>60809482
she eats ducks desu
shilling for remain has heightened to new levels in the last couple of days
>>60809493
what else does she eat?
>>60809500
rice
>>60809492
there are much more pressing issues to deal with now 2bh
>didnt get the 35/h internship i wanted
oh well
>>60809513
nice
rice? more like wice
>>60809515
Of course and gays have all the rights of normal people now so there's really nothing more to be said or done about it
Hopefully Trump will cause the Republicans to tone it down when it comes to shit like abortion and gays cause the Republican grandstanding on those issues has really harmed the party
>Polish ship building companies use North Korean labourers
wew
>>60809566
hello vice
>>60809566
>Implying Brexit will happen
We will vote again till we've voted correctly like Ireland's Lisbon treaty referendum.
>>60809598
Looks like those Mayans who would bind children's skulls to turn them into coneheads
>Be a very vocal leave voter on my Facebook
>Register to vote a month ago
>Still no ballot
Ah yes not suspicious at all!
>>60809599
Can't see people standing for that tbf
>>60809624
Contact your MP
>>60809624
ITS A CONSPIRACY
>>60809624
racists aren't allowed to vote :~]
>>60809599
>>60809624
the vote is obviously rigged lads
If Britain leaves then that fucks up the EU, which gives Russia more room to act with impunity and pull countries into its sphere of influence
if the CIA rigged important elections during the cold war they certainly will have a hand in this one
>rigging elections
is there a more obvious sign of a failed democracy
>>60809653
>Implying we can't rig our own votes
FOY
New LoZ looks pretty good desu
might have to get a Wii u
>Dad says we should vote stay because "You can't change something by leaving and not being part of it"
Ah yes we should all join ISIS for this reason.
>>60809653
>>rigging elections
>is there a more obvious sign of a failed democracy
>>60809653
>if the CIA rigged important elections during the cold war they certainly will have a hand in this one
hmmmmm
>>60809669
I don't want to change the EU, I want it to not exist.
>>60809669
Flawless argument tbqh
Allahu ackbar my brothers
>>60809653
If the CIA rigged elections during the Cold War Barry Goldwater would've won
>>60809679
the 2004 election was rigged plain as day for everyone to see. millions of people completely lost faith in our government that day
>Muslims are saying that the Orlando shooter wasn't a "real" muslim as there is evidence he was actually gay so could not be a Muslim.
Are they just showing their homophobic violent rhetoric when they do this?
>>60809708
Not really
Kerry was the Dems Mitt Romney, low energy cuck who lacked mass appeal
>>60809709
No just damage controlling Really hard
doing an allahu ackbar
>>60809722
i'm talking about the recount in florida. i'm pretty sure that was the 2004 election
>>60809681
>EU is basically just trade deals
>Leave EU
>make own trade deals
>with every. fucking. country. on. the. planet.
oh yeah, this is a good use of resources for EXACTLY the same result
idiot
Heard a guy on the bus home say allahu ackbar into his phone really loudly
Nearly peed myself
>>60808430
>>60809669
Your dad's right kiddo.
ah yes she has started mimicking "ah yes"
>>60809762
the EU is strategically important because it makes imposing sanctions much easier, and binds the countries together so they won't get closer to non-EU countries (Russia)
Wish I was dead
If you want to stay in the EU you're not white and upset that white people are better and invent more stuff than your people
>>60809811
same lol
Hello guys
Hello gays
Hello gals
>>60809779
ISIS are not escaping from themselves you fucking plank
Hello goys
Hello goys
>>60809788
ah yes, impreesive
>>60809814
>this entire post
Hello geeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYrgKIH1X2Y
Hello gooks
>tfw drove home in comfy heavy rain, with Nightcall playing
This rain is winter levels of comfiness.
Hello greeks
hate how i can't listen to classical without being a faggot hipster these days
>>60809752
No that was definitely 2000
>>60809879
I want to punch this negress out.
Isn't there laws against inciting violence?
>>60809883
>the driving home in the pouring rain with under your spell playing
VERY VERY driver
>>60809918
https://youtu.be/ZYrgKIH1X2Y?t=148
>>60809904
You can listen to literally anything you want, just keep it to yourself.
>>60809904
Are you sure you don't just have shitty friends?
ah yes it's a 'thailad responds with something completely and utterly obvious' episode
>>60808819
Nah all they have is poorly drawn graffiti of Homer Simpson smoking a doob
/Brit/ has the best gimmicks (most of which are shamefully created by Bruce)
Going to work bye
Got my brainforce, water filters etc. I'm wearing a gasmask to filter out the jewish chemtrails so I don't start thinking of voting remain tbqh.
This is not an ironic post.
>>60809953
yes it is
>>60809955
i'd strongly contend that hilo latino and /balt/ created da bezz gimgims
>>60808492
Luckily me and the boys are going over to France today for a tear up with those frog poofs. Hopefully batter some gay Russian cunts and W*lsh sheep shagging cunts.
>>60809904
I'm 14 and listen to Mozart, I hate modern music and I consider myself enlightened
>>60809956
Have a nice day
>>60809911
jesus fuck i'm old
Dislike how pictures like these always put the UK in the middle. That should be out spot
>>60809959
alright
>>60809971
/mämmi/ definitely does but they are really transcendent when it comes down to it
>>60810001
How do you feel about the world map?
Have you ever shit yourself, m8s?
>>60809929
>You can't have things that blacks have unless you advocate for black only things
Sounds pretty fucking racist to me.
Does MTV really want this woman representing them?
I hear that leftism is a mental disorder quite a lot and I'm beginning to believe it.
These people have trained themselves to ignore their own empathy. It's a disease.
thailad please be my friend
>When we inevitably vote to stay we'll be at the mercy of Brussels
>the treat of leaving will now not be able to stop them fucking us over
>this vote is essentially a vote as to whether we want more EU integration
Fucks sake
>>60810001
Let Dad be in prime part he doesn't get much time in the light these days.
It took me about 3 and a half hours but I finally calculated the reason other than Gorbachev of why the USSR collapsed
>>60809788
nice emojis you fucking nerd
>>60810001
>I dislike how some autistic illustration doesn't priortise my nation over another nation so now people on a VERY autistic website will see us on the wing as opposed to in the centre
ah yes
*blows a whistle and 2 big blokes dressed in white barge in and take you away*
>>60810018
Gladly :3
>>60809665
Makes more sense to wait for NX
WiiU is a piece of shit
Why does the Mexican call use pirates.
>>60810038
Reagan, Thatcher, and Pope John Paul II bear responsibility for ending the USSR
>>60810039
>responding to a 17 minute old post
hahaha im not even here anymore lad
>>60809762
>make own trade deals
That's the important line
We want better trade deals than what we're getting by being a part of the single market
>>60810038
tell
>>60810053
Cause you sail around the world enslaving weaker races
>>60810067
>sharing information
haha alri snowden
>>60810055
Uh, yeah no external political influences and economy or the loss of the soviet afghan war had absolutely nothing to do with it.
>>60809971
reminder that since October last year Hiro had to put in wordfilters to stop /brit/ gimmicks Tbh senpai baka etc
/brit/ gimmicks are powerful
feel posting is back lads
>>60810064
If we leave we'll be spending the next decade making new deals at worse rates because we'd have no choice.
Setting up new trades will all have to come from our own pocket.
Why throw away what we have just to spend time and money getting to the same place we were before?
Makes no sense.
>>60810078
oh FUCK OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i fucin HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Te when people say this
R E A G A N
E
A
G
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>>60810096
I love how everyone is an expert economist here.
>>60810094
desu
i am not going to sit here and argue about memes. you can have this.
>>60810108
not an argument
>>60810096
What makes you think we'll have a worse deal? Do you not understand how important we are as a customer to the EU?
expert economist here
have literally read every single copy of the FT ever published so yes, nonce, i would consider myself an expert economist
>>60810113
Fair, I'm glad you packed it in Tbh because I can't really be arsed to argue about memes and gimmicks myself x
>>60810096
>If we leave we'll be spending the next decade making new deals at worse rates because we'd have no choice.
this book might help you
Anyone else been in France battering Arab French cunts? Toilet people mate
*swings into /brit/ on a chandelier blowing a trumpet*
brrrrrrrrrrrt!!!!!!! ahoy boys!
>>60810078
USA withstood Vietnam which was a much more harmful war in terms of lives and treasure and international prestige lost
Also the reason why the Soviets lost in Afghanistan is because USA armed the mujahideen with arms including the stinger missile and Oerlikon cannon which allowed the afghans to shoot down the deadly Hind helicopter
reading about chernobyl. i can understand why people are so scared of nuclear power
>>60810138
cheers mate i think we're both better than that
>>60810067
The answer was right in front of us sitting on the kitchen counter all along
CCCP<-USSR<-United Soviet Socialist Republics<-Soviet Union
But it's all so easy, what do you get when you replace the 'U' with an 'O' ?
That's right
We get the Soviet Onion
what makes people cry and tear up when they're cutting into them? That's right my friend
An Onion, a Soviet Onion.
And so when old gorby cut into the last piece of self-destructive soviet cake, it wasn't a cake anymore
It was just a sour old onion
A Soviet Onion, that is
imagine that
I literally got a B in A-level Economics so what I don't know about the economy isn't worth knowing? You want to go toe-to-toe with me? Heh, big mistake kiddo *unsheathes Laffer curve*
https://www.fb.com/ABCTV/videos/vb.38437995542/10156950632815543/?type=2&theater
actually found this QUITE funny
*licks fingers*
quite funny indoobily!
*a peacock on spring comes out of my hat*
ITS
SUGAR
TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no one responded to my reddit thread
>>60810174
>>60810154
Done a chuckle
lads does anyone find it an odd thought that you are immediately born into subserviance to your government?
if I was to walk into my member of parliament's office tomorrow and ask that i be free of any involvement in their government and coucils they would say no
bit odd that tbf
>>60810210
a bit desu/tbf
>>60810188
*points at you*
OI BOYS! GET HIM BOYS!
*we all tackles you to the floor*
*we take off your pants*
*we start running around with them*
OI NICE PANTS DICKHEAD!
*runs back at you*
*at first you're trying to tackle me for the pants but then you see that im running full speed so you try to avoid me*
WHA-BENJI!
*does the classic benjie marshall sidestep*
"THE CLASSIC BENJIE MARSHALL SIDESTEP" i say as i perform a classic benjie marshall side step
*i st ill have your pants and im bolting with them now*
OI EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS DICKHEAD WITH OUT THE PANTS AHAHAHAH
keep dreaming about my crash from seventh grade. fell in love with two females so far, both of them russian. seem to have a thing with ruskies
>>60810041
Read that in your daddies magazines did you?
Hahaha
>>60810238
PTSD?
Feelsbadman
scenario:
your neighbors dog keeps shitting your yard and you're pretty upset about it, but one day your neighbors spray paints a rainbow on their dog. could you continue to be mad about it?
How do I write a notice letter?
>>60810238
you cant let it get to you, mate. fucked up shit happens in war but that was then an this is now. they died and you lived ... so what? you cant change that mate you have to keep living
>>60810210
careful lad you might turn into one of those AM I BEING DETAINED IM NOT DRIVING IM TRAVELLING types
Polly Toynbee seems upset
*walks away*
*distant yammering about what he's going to do and inact while yelling and laughing to himself manically*
>>60810226
My chuckle evolved into a hearty laugh
>>60810246
>>60810260
stop it
>>60810290
post fucking machine
>>60810267
no I'm sure that governments and community are a good thing
but I just find it odd that you can never truly be free
