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BLONDIEEEEEE
>this is the prime minister of canada
everyones in >>60806605
>>60806819
All the Americans are in >>60806071
>>60806836
incorrect, use this one
>>60806605
yuri?
>>60809159
>>60809159
>>60809159
real thread
>>60809165
me on the left
>>60809173
me on the right
who /D.Va/ here?
>>60809190
are u a grill
>>60809105
They sound a lot like my friends, to be honest.
>>60809226
I can be with that attitude.
lol cum
It's CIA pushing this anit-leaf bullshit isn't it
>>60809017
Yeah, I have insurance.
I think "chest pains" is good enough for getting into the ER.
Anyway, you really think it could be Pulmonary Edema? I'll clarify on the symptoms a bit more and let me know if they ring a bell.
The left side of my chest hurts when I breath in very deeply or yawm (normal breathing okay though). When I lay on my back, I can heart a sort of bubbling/popping noise coming from thr afflicted area of my chest, and sometimes I can actually kinda feel bubbling/popping on my insides. I think one time I had this the pain went into my left arm as well.
>>60809298
probably, he can drink himself to death in an empty thread
Finally getting out of Florida!
YES
E
S
Posting in both threads because idk which one is the right one
A great schism has happened.
>>60809322
This is the right one
also, nobody searches the catalog for /um/
>>60809343
Memers gonna meme. Let them have their thread.
>mfw no one ones what state I'm from because I havent installed regional flags
>>60809361
not before i have my fun
>>60809372
is it cali?
>CIA
Who's CIA? I'm the one making the anti-canada threads
I just like to be comfy and hang out with you guys. I miss TPB memes and the mexican who posted cute grills all day.
>>60809372
>tfw I can shitpost all I want and no one will be able to recognize me later in the thread
>>60809322
can gators apply for a driving license in southern florida?
>>60809426
late night /cum/ is always comfy
>>60809420
he's a longtime shitposter who occasionally pops in to say 'gas yourself'
>>60809394
Close :^)
>>60809420
t. CIA
either that or huge newfag
both of which are equally shit
>>60809435
i'm surprised there's more than image of this sort of thing
>>60809426
>TPB
No
>>60809455
Oh. I'm not really a regular in /cum/, but I started posting back when the general began. Too busy to lurk 4chan these days, but I like stopping by for the occasional bantz
>>60809469
calizona?
>>60809474
forgot the pic
>>60809484
>4 you's
oh boy
>>60809480
/cum/ used to literally run on TPB memes, nigger.
So why do we hate the canuks now?
u guys dont hate me do u ?
>>60809496
It took TPB 7 seasons to get laugh out loud funny. The first time I busted up was when Ricky threw the piss jug at the little kids before the puppet show.
>>60809484
no idiot, my thread is here if you had regional flags enabled
>>60806786
Where are you my friend </3
>>60809507
It's just 1 faggot forcing it. He'll stop doing it by tomorrow.
>>60809521
BABY
A
B
Y
>>60809521
i love you
>>60809521
I would drag my balls through a mile of soft memory foam pillows just to see you post.
>>60809435
No license, no problem
>>60809525
You really think so? It's the opposite for me. It peaked in the first few seasons and just got worse. The new netflix seasons are fucking terrible, saw a bit at my buddies house and basically just zoned out. Really bad.
>>60809525
which episode was that? it's on netflix
>>60809435
o shit waddup
I'm only on season 3 of trailer park boys. Do I really need to wait 4 more for it to get funny? Right now it just seems stupid honestly
>>60809521
cana-chan is actually a great poster
>>60809555
I only saw the earlier stuff a while ago, but I like it. It's a little touchy feely doe, like the episode where bubbles rescues shopping carts.
>>60809555
I enjoyed all the beginning episodes. It just wasn't something that cracked me up until season 8.
>>60809556
Season 8 "Community Service and a Boner Made with Love"
Looking for a senpai
>>60809575
If you're not enjoying it by the third season then I don't think this show is for you
I'm on season 10 so far and it's okay but I really hate that fat bitch that hangs out with Donna and threatens everyone
I really don't get why Lahey doesn't just call the cops on them for taking his house
>>60809597
canucks in /cum/ are more tolerable than canucks on the regular board tbqh
>>60809575
Did you know white trash trailer park tier people growing up? The early seasons are fucking gold. It's even more funny to Canadians and specifically Maritimers cause there are literally shit tons of Ricks and Julians walking around up here. It's uncanny. It gets less clever and more slpastick "oh no they didn't"-tier as time goes on.
>left work early so I could catch up on sleep
>almost 3am
>>60809631
>more funny
*funnier
not retarded i swear
>>60809629
this picture made me laugh, 2bh
>>60809641
i heard that your coworkers said some mean things about you when you left
>>60809631
I knew a chick in high school who lived in a trailer park. She used to cut herself and we used to watch Wilfred together.
>>60809659
save it!
>>60809631
That's prettt much what happens with every show; the characters all become caricatures of their earlier selves. I feel like Season 10 is a bit of a return to form for Ricky at least though because he's not as one-dimensional as he was in Season 9 or 8.
>>60809672
this looks like a porno
>>60809676
ill save you
>>60809690
Looks like nepotism to me.
>>60809678
I want to rub my face on her legs
>>60809678
nice
>>60809676
Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have saved a copy of this copyrighted image.
>>60809714
I'm not into that fetish.
I wonder how many people think I''m gay
>>60809746
i think u r cute
>>60809605
thanks canon
>>60809746
are you gay?
>>60809813
Top Gun stream when?
>>60809597
You're from lower mainland right? Did you get pelted with that nutty storm earlier? I was outside and it start hailing like a motherfucker.
>>60809711
g-g-gay
unless you're a girl
make like a tree and leaf
>>60809490
winner winner chicken dinner
>>60809870
i was at school !! when i got out it was clear luckily
>>60809886
not a big fan of this Canada bullying thing
lad
>>60809895
could you train an alligator to fly an airplane?
>>60809851
I support that motion.
>>60809916
I did once, but I fed it too many muslims
>>60809913
Crazy how mexico became so bro tier towards us when in the early days they would literallly NOT stop shitposting about us and pushing "mexico is whiter than canada" memes.
>>60809957
That was one of my favorite TPB moments ever
I have concluded that there is an elite group of shitposting islanders to smear the name of Canada outside of /cum/
>>60806761
I like the song OP
>keeping my hand on my...ermm....my.....no gun...I guess. ;_;
>>60809957
that's a little on the gay side
*devours feces*
>>60809957
i know many countries have said this but dude, i can assure you.
That's literally one guy. I think.....
>>60809957
its cuz were so cute
>>60809957
but mexico is whiter than canada.
>>60810080
Are you having a stroke? I can drive you to the hospital
>>60810137
*cleans up*
No, i'm ok, thanks
So much Mexican food the past two days. Need to crack a window.
>>60810160
Call me at 855-TELL-FBI if you need a ride.
>>60809672
Her mouth is huge.
>>60810161
Do you ever get farts that are so toxic, it hurts your head when you sniff em, but you can't stop because you're a literal piece of shit?
>>60810214
A man should be proud of the smells he can create. He should be vilified by those who smell it. The answer is yes.
>>60810197
*writes the number and puts it on the refrigerator*
ok, thank you
>>60810214
I've been eating veggies and oats, and my farts smell like roses.
>>60810292
>tfw still get shampoo in my eyes
>>60810292
thought that said shower kino
>>60810330
There's not feeling like that feeling of rubbing shampoo into your beard.
What do anglo slang mean when they say in tents?
does any1 want 2 go camping with me
ill bring marshmallows
>>60810283
Call it.
>>60810266
*le tips underwear*
>>60810389
I'll pack the fudge haha no homo
>>60810389
ill bring hot dogs and my buns
>>60810345
https://www.google.com/search?q=define+intense
>looking at property in Washington
>a lot of nice land on Indian reservations
>the savages only lease and can take it whenever they want
Thanks a lot George Armstrong Custer
>>60810396
ok..... dubs
>>60810266
Jogi Löw please. Get it together.
>>60810419
>>60810428
mm fudge and wieners gud idea
>>60810479
>>60810445
Would you hold still for me, please sir?
>>60810345
If that's genuinely a serious question, "intense" is basically the same as saying something is cool. Usually used in a more pumped up sense by bro dudes "yooo breh that shit was intense yo" shit like that. I don't really hear it much these days though.
>>60810502
*holds still*
>tfw i'll never be able to get dubs
>>60810483
I'll bring a bring a big tent and a one big sleeping bag so we can all be little cocoons :3
Any other Californians here preparing their anguses for the new gun bills?
They're going to be real turds if Brown doesn't veto them.
Hehe
>>60810546
woohoo!!
we'll b so cumfy
>>60810590
Good post, friend. How are you doing today?
>>60810590
the fuck are you laughing?!
ANSWE ME!
ARE U LAUGHING AT ME?
>>60810546
>>60810483
I am going to show all these posts to your wife one day
>>60810620
>Confident smile
>Black badass jacket
>knows how to fish at an early age
>glasses so he can see his target clearly
Not bad
Gotta go fast
>tfw you're happy
>then you realize you shouldnt be happy
>>60810483
keep your fudge away from my wiener
>>60810520
*shoots u*
should i bring spooky scary stories?
>>60810656
what if i told you i was already married
>>60810673
Spook me
can i touch everybody while they sleep?
think it's time to get rid of my shitty AMD cpu desu. Good thing my friend's brother works at Intel and can score me a good deal I think
>>60810659
How the fuck did you find that guy again? Were you just searching E3 shit?
>>60810676
You're not, unless you married that girl you went comping with in the last two months
>>60810579
I think Jerry Brown will pull through for us and at least not sign in the bullet button one.
>tfw almost as cucked as NY at this point
>>60810693
buy AMD or you will doom us all
>>60810659
rip sweet prince
>>60810693
>AMD cpu
I fell for that meme too, lad. Never going back unless they completely rework those turds.
https://youtu.be/mdt03OgLpWo
Thread theme
>>60810730
Their upcoming architecture is supposed to be half-decent, but they really fucked up the last one.
>tfw all that glitter is gold
>>60810722
I realise why AMD is important but like >>60810730 says, there CPUs are pretty meme tier and have shit single clock performance. I'll probably still buy GPUs from them tho
>>60810701
Yeah I can't remember I think he was in the related videos
are you people really gays
>>60810734
""no""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ7sJDEXNUM
>>60810715
u have a good memory i cant fool you
you can come to my wedding
>>60810797
i'm actually being ironic, you dip
>>60810797
Not a gay
>>60810797
I'm straighter than a first-degree polynomial function.
>>60810807
""""""""implying""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMtdp-7pgWM
>>60810807
>digimon
nobody actually fell for htis meme right
my worlds on fire
how bout yours?
>>60810807
fug, I distinctly remember getting to see an early screening of that movie as a kid, good times
gibs me dat
>>60810890
i-i-i t-thought you were dead?.... i watch you die...
>>60810890
that was my fudge wiener !!!
Is meme magic real?
>>60810840
I did, for a couple years. All the shitposters on the internet combined to form omnimon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRYYrG6zeO4
>>60810890
If repeating digits, I give you dats and you go away forever.
>>60810899
u watched me take these numbers boi
Has anyone noticed how much obama has been crying recently for the past couple years?
Is he putting estrogen in his morning coffee?
>>60811013
Obama has purposely made America weaker
why the fuck cant the establishment bananas itself out of contortion
>>60811013
he only cries out of one eye, you always see him rub vapo rub on one of his lower eyelids
>>60811013
Barry is willing to give guns to cartels and terrorist but wants to take them from law abiding citizens. Fuck Barry.
Going to sleep
but first check these numbers out, they're pretty dope
>>60811013
>he doesn't cry
wooow look at the macho maaaaaan
>>60811109
>literally 2 posts from something special
what could've been
anyway night buds
>>60811109
kek
you call those dope numbers?
>>60811109
Now your dreams will be filled with nonconsecutive integers.
>>60811113
I can't remember the last time I cried. I'm probably emotionally dead.
>>60811125
nite bebi
>>60811147
It's not your fault.
>>60811113
I've literally never cried since I was a baby. Lrn2be macho.
im going 2 sleepy now /cum/-chan
r u cuming ?
Mexico cries all the time haha
>>60811275
I'll join you. Sweet dreams friend.
>>60811207
thanks mom
>>60811219
>canucks
>macho
ya rite
>>60811275
Only if you let me hug you
>>60811275
>>60811346
Nn
>>60811360
Yes, I wouldn't expect a fat slob to understand machnoness
>>60811390
What was Barry thinking?
>>60811390
please, i break granite with my abs
>>60811387
I want to _____ a squid-girl
>>60811383
cum here
>>60811418
BREED
>>60811451
u can cum 2
>>60811418
(gently cuddle)
>tfw 4 hours left
i really wish i had a gf
I got a bunch of $2 bills from the bank for meme value, but I've found they're actually a very convenient denomination of bills. Perfect for snacks and stuff
Niggas!, isn't just the blacks
also a gang of mother-fuckers dressed in blue slacks
They say niggas hang in packs and their attitude is shitty
Tell me, who's the biggest gang of niggas in the city
They say niggas like to do niggas,
Throw me in the cuffs with just two niggas
A street walkin' nigga and a beat walkin' nigga with a badge
I had to shoot you and the pass for the blast take his cash
And bash his head in dump him at the dead in
And that's just his luck
Cause a nigga like me
don't really give a fuc
Really hate the French
>Really hate the French
>>60811610
Yes goyim, the french...that's who you should hate. Divide and conqu-eh whoops hehe
>>60811646
>>60811672
Frog sympathizers kill yourselves
Welp, back to work
>>60811683
What's your ethnicity? You fully old stock brit?
If not you take a back seat to frogs imo.
More Canadian than you.
t. not even quebecois
>>60811758
>You fully old stock brit?
Yep
Is Florida as crazy as I think it is?
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=nws&q=florida+man
>>60811900
you are? redpill me on big anglo tits
http://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/news/florida-man-flashes-100-bills-pees-himself-after-r/nrbty/
>>60812096
>>60812376
Who is responsible for these constant antics in Florida? Cubans? Blacks? Or are the white people just really crazy down there?
>>60812423
This one is my favorite. That's a real American.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-st-cloud-shooting-sixth-street-20160506-story.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUi3g8K5PXU
>>60812423
A combination of all three, I assume.
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/florida-man-breaks-convenience-store-tells-police-/nrTmM/
>>60811646
I actually like this one
>be american
>get shot
>be mexican
>be beheaded
>be chicano
>be beheaded after shot
>>60812857
>be Kazakh
>get subjugated
>soda
Is this real?
>>60813258
Yes, we never joke about candy based confectioneries.
>British banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZjjRlzP1s4
>>60813258
Yum
>>60813258
Yeah, they're pretty good. Them sell them at Wawa in my state. They're better than the pumpkin pies of the same brand. Eat them with black coffee.
The chick I got pregnant in Spain messaged me saying our child is named William lmao she wanted to settle on an Anglo name wtf
>>60813377
Wish I was able to knock off qts around the world
So he's like the Jerry Springer of England?
>>60813281
https://youtu.be/Lh5pKGG9q6o?t=2m20s
>>60813281
I'm pretty sure all of these types of shows are staged anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJrNgAzboO4
>>60810617
Having fun at a road construction site
>>60810635
No I think ur cute
>>60813481
No trust me lad most working and middle class people aren't like that in America but in Britain they actually are
This makes me feel important while I'm driving
https://youtu.be/pGWwFA_n9-0
>>60813616
The working class will always be dumber and ruder than the general population. There's no point in getting upset over it.
>tfw my mom wont shut up about how awful Trump is for even a second
I dont even care that she dislikes him, but stop talking about it so much
I'm not gonna last til November
>The working class will always be dumber and ruder than the general population. There's no point in getting upset over it.
>>60813675
I make it a point to listen to Kavinsky when I drive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fmixQXFJHk
Wish he'd release a new album already.
Where is Latvia
>>60813697
Yeah but they come to our areas because there's nothing to do in theirs
I just went to the shops because I forgot to get sugar and some eleven year old runt called me a "mongo"
>>60813752
This meme needs to die already. It wasn't funny when /brit/ did it and it isn't be funny in /cum/.
>>60813807
Are you asian?
>This meme needs to die already. It wasn't funny when /brit/ did it and it isn't be funny in /cum/.
>>60813779
I miss him too
>>60813888
Nope I have dark brown hair,blue eyes and very pale skin
>>60813947
Have a bit of a man crush on him desu
>>60813971
Tb.h that's pretty funny.
>>60813807
>tfw got called puto by some 11ish y/o spic because i was playing hackey sack near his house
:(
>>60813377
You're fucked. That chick is gonna try to gank you for money so bad.
>>60814242
lol She's already tried and failed. Overseas litigation is a lot harder than people think and our family courts are expensive.
Where does /cum/ fall on this?
>>60814368
I have no idea, I think probably 2009
>>60814368
oldfag, i hate that i'm still here
>>60814368
2006 here. Didn't even know that was oldfag-tier. I guess I really am a doublenigger.
>>60814415
>>60814426
>>60814471
Rip your lives lol
>>60806761
This movie is soooooo good, holy shit
>>60814291
But what about your moral obligation?
>>60814507
I shirk them
>>60814507
Lol
>But what about your moral obligation?
>>60814507
she fucked a stranger and he high-tailed it out of there; i think they're both assholes
>>60814368
2016 c:
>>60814760
This. Takes two to tango.
>>60814765
BABY
>>60814415
>>60814426
>>60814471
Cant imagine your pain
I've only been here since 2011 and I feel I've wasted so much time...
Not a huge fan of people with two x chromosomes desu
>tfw scheduled power outage today from 8:30am - 5:00pm
Plan on going to the gym, and then wandering around downtown until I have power again, shit sucks senpai.
Oh god guys, I really fucked up this time. I really screwed this up.
>new job flies me across the country to attend a training session
>in class with ~50 other people
>meet a few, manage to hold in my spaghetti and feel pretty good about it
>time to go back to the hotel for the day
>several people are staying at the same hotel as me
>they ask me to call the hotel and arrange a shuttle to pick us up
>I'm deathly afraid of talking on the phone
>just poke my screen a few times and pretend to talk to someone, then say thanks and pretend to hang up
>crisis averted
>we go outside to wait for the shuttle
>taking a really long time
>too long, the hotel isn't that far
>the normies start questioning me about what the hotel people said to me
>I'm panicking hard, can't think of anything
>eventually confess that I never called them, I only pretended
>they're fucking livid, start screaming at me
>they can't even understand why I would do it, they're just so mad at me for wasting their time
>I can barely hold in my tears, I think they noticed
>they call for the shuttle themselves, haven't spoken to me since
How am I supposed to face these people tomorrow?
Jesus I hate the deutsche Bahn.
Dumb cunts can't manage to be on time once in a lifetime. Now I have to wait half an hour in the burning sun with 67 f and something like 65% humidity.
How has your day been so far?
>>60816082
which kraut are you
>>60816082
That sucks man. Bretty good, made a spear
>>60816147
The Nevadaboo
>>60816155
A wooden one with a pocket knife, or something different?
weeeeeeeeeee
>>60816226
Yeah its pretty badass. I've been getting good at these, it's not some piece of shit I just cut into a square either
>>60816267
L A T V I A
A
T
V
I
A
>>60816324
Nice. I used to make little spears as a child and we were poking each other back then, or just stabbed snails etc.
>>60816267
Hey
:D
>>60816606
>>60816353
hi fellows
Pretty sure Janny is Greek
>>60816658
Where you been?
>>60816786
stuff :DDDDDD
Been quite busy for the past 2 days
>>60816822
doin wot
>>60816883
Redoing the balcony and yesterday i was participating in the 14th June rememberance day
>>60816907
Post balcony
>>60816951
Bought paint today and it fucking started raining, here's the picture i posted three days ago i think
The last undone corner
>>60816993
Noice. Balcony is in good condition you should see mine, it's old and warped as fuck.
>>60817092
Check out that sweet deck though
>>60816993
That's a good balcony
>>60817160
Prime chill spot. I like it.
>>60817160
comfy m8
>>60817186
This the chill spot though
>>60817257
looks mad cozy
a good place for daydrinking
>>60814368
2010 or 11. Fell in love with /mu/ for the god-tier sharethreads at the time and I've been here ever since
>tfw can't listen to music all the time like I used to
>it's a my mom goes on an hour long rant about trump episode
>>60817257
Looks good for some Latvian/American cuddles ;D
