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/cum/ without the 'c' edition
can i post here /um/-chan
what the fuck is wrong with Canadians that use this site? i saw bestiality tonight and i did not consent to it
Called the janny, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Churchill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called the Prime Minister of Canada.
/cum/ BTFO
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Been having trouble sleeping lately, lads. I go to bed at 11 but I don't fall asleep until 1 AM, if at all. I get up at around 7:30, and I feel sleepy while I'm at school, but as soon as I leave school, I don't feel sleepy at all. My mom lets me borrow her sleeping pills, but I really don't like taking them, since they're so unhealthy. What fucking do?
>>60806605
We tried to do /Balt + AUS/ without NZ before, they just come anyway.
We should replace leafland with another country. How about Croatia?
>>60806689
that was an australian using a proxy i guarantee it
>>60806605
why don't you rename this general usa at this point LOL
Based janny
>>60806720
AustraliaUnitedStates?
>>60806699
>>60806689
there is one dedicated canadian shitposter who spams the board with /pol/ bait, /int/gf whining, cryptic messages, traps, etc who makes the majority of the shitty canadian threads
>>60806723
this
australians always try to frame us
post the edited vapemans i didn't get to save them
>>60806755
>trying to scapegoat one autist for the endemic canadian cringeposting
>>60806755
I somehow doubt one person is responsible for all shit canadian threads
Stop making excuses for our people.
>>60806071
>>60806699
*Calls the janny, calls the cops, calls the Fire Department, calls pizza hut, calls the USN, calls the Royal Navy, calls the Red Army, calls the FBI. calls the CIA, calls Interpol, calls the KGB, calls the USMC, calls the USAF, calls the Royal Air force, calls MI 6, calls Scotland Yard, calls the US National Guard of every state, calls NYPD, calls Obama, calls the Queen, calls Putin, calls David Cameron, calls every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Churchill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, calls US Army, calls British Army in every era, calls every phone sexline, calls papa john's, calls the US Coast Guard, calls my State Senators, calls my Senators, calls every republican in the US, calls Dr. Who, calls the Pope, calls my local Gang lords, calls the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, calls all of my local news channels, calls Star Fleet, calls The Sun, calls The national enquirer, calls CNN, calls Scot Pelly, calls Steven Colbert, calls half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, calls Nintendo, calls the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, calls the head of the Illuminati, calls every free mason, calls bilderberg, calls my neighbors, calls the mayor of ever city in France, calls my mom, calls the Emperor of Man, and calls the Prime Minister of Canada.*
I guess we can recycle the other threads in a bitsy.
>>60806723
>>60806789
>pulling the "it was a korean under japanese proxy"
how could you stoop to this level
Janny is going to be so pissed at all the threads we just made.
>>60806867
Gonna mix an Arizona and Smirnoff tonight lads
>edgmeister makes an anti-canada meme OP
>other dumbass makes a USA general
>two other guys make /cum/ threads
What a fucking shitshow.
>>60806713
Get more exercise (not immediately before bed, same applies to fapping) turn off electronics, switch to a less-bright light source and spend the last minute 20-30 mins before bed reading, playing/listening music or doing some other relaxing activity. Try to keep fairly consistent bed time, avoid over sleeping.
Read up a bit on sleep cycles, it's not magic but it does help. If you wake up in the middle of a dream or get woken by the alarm you're doing it wrong, if you wake up a few minutes before the alarm you're doing it right.
how do i get a gf that looks like this
Damn, i guess this is the legit /cum/ thread now.
I'm looking for the brit faglord that was having a discussion with me in the anzu thread before it got deleted. Asked around on /brit/ and they told me he could be here.
You here? I still haven't heard your reply about the bet.
>>60807017
>I'm looking for the brit faglord
>>>/out/
>>60806999
Go to her siberian shithole commieblock and tell her you're a wealthy mexican-american. Emphasis on American.
>>60806877
>>60806963
/ausnz/ + /um/ when
>>60807017
Anzu?
more like baldzu
hahaha
>>60807017
just use the archive to find the post, dumbass
>>60807036
pathetic
>>60807043
it got deleted..... dumbass
>>60807043
Thread got deleted before he could reply to my proposal, that's why i'm looking for him, dipshit
Hahaha, damn it feels good to be Anglo-Saxon.
>>60807057
>>60807062
I mean the /int/ archive on desustorage, retards
BEADY
wat can i make with 2 cans of tuna /cum/-chan
EYES
>>60807111
You can make like a tree and leaf
can we have a hilo latino edition next
>>60807111
Just mix in some mayo and put it between two slices of bread. We call it a sea chicken butty.
>>60807050
>B.C. will never be independent
>>60807094
Siquiera entiende inglés o se está haciendo el marica?
Que agonÃa estos mexicanos de /int/, severa sarta de imbéciles.
who else /wearshoestobed/ here?
>>60807137
Why are you here? Why aren't you in your cool new /50/ general, bro? Cool name, I like it. Not cringy at all.
>>60807155
shouldn't you be snorting cocaine ese
>>60806071
>>60807163
but thats dirty /cum/-chan
>>60807036
terrible name, call it /snauzum/
>>60807111
>>60807173
>>60807053
>>60807030
>>60806950
>>60806809
>>60806796
>/cum/-chan
Uhhhh... This is awkward but.. I think you need to read the subject of the thread one more time...
>who else /wearshoestobed/ here?
>>60807187
I always get dirty in bed ;)
>>60807155
different anon, but what the fuck are you even doing here?
Go to lolcow for discussing baldzu
>>60807163
>The most american thing i've seen in my life
Who's trying to force this anti-leaf shit so hard? I know CIA does it from time to time but this shit reeks of newfaggotry and CIA is pretty old school.
>>60807163
DELET THIS
Why are leafs so mad right now?
>>60807216
Maybe if you even bothered to read my posts you'd realize i'm not here to discuss anzu or anything of the sorts, i'm just looking for a dude that likes her.
Leave it to the mexicans to chimp out for no reason and act like absolute dipshits, Jesus Christ.
>>60807155
27 anios......
>>60807186
your thread is dumb.
>>60807248
I don't see what the shit is about, I don't often see these autistic canadaposters people are talking about, and at the very least, never in here.
>>60807148
>>60807203
Fuck off cucknada, ill cut you with my knives
>>60807155
Go away. Also, your country is ranked 62nd in the 2012 Programme for International Student Assessment.
>>60807186
What's the matter buddy? Nobody posting? ;^(
Told you, fag. US general is cursed.
>>60807300
Rightful Alta California clay.
>>60807286
why are you """""""""looking"""""""" for some """""""dude"""""""""" that discusses about some stupid weeaboo turk you dumb fucking farc chimp
Go back to fucking /brit/ you stupid filth, HE'S NOT HERE, we don't discuss anzu here you dumb congolombian autist.
Fucking weebs man honestly
>>60807050
>URSSM
>>60807333
240 posts to go before we revert back to normal, inclusive, upbeat /cum/
It's always been on my bucket list to take a piss on Canadian soil from America at the border, is there any where I can really do this or is there a separate zone in between the two?
>>60807434
Of course you can, it's not like those leafs have a military to guard their border
/cum/ Colombia-United States-Mexico
What's your favorite pol b8?
>>60807471
>Of course you can, it's not like those leafs have a military to guard their border
But they wouldnt be able to do anything about it if i was still technically in america, right?
>>60807478
I vote Cambodia to take Canada's place
>>60807434
The funniest place to do it would be here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_Roberts,_Washington
>>60807434
There's nothing like a fence or guards around the rural areas.
>>60807331
Yeah, you are free to bring up those test results and whatever, but i think lil' Jose Luis here is the one horribly failing at the most basic reading comprehension.
>>60807422
Doesn't matter to me, it's pretty funny. Makes me paranoid when there are 5 /cum/ threads at once cause janny will delete them on sight and we'll get fukt.
>>60807497
I'm mixed
>>60807523
this picture triggers me
delete plz
>>60807528
I just find it odd how arrogant Colombians are; or maybe it's just one shitposter shitposting.
>>60807528
>y-y-yeah w-well look at j-jose heh
>Can't even fucking reply to the other posts directed at him
Dude, nobody gives a shit about anzu here.
Fuck off
>>60807542
>Relationship goals
You have a long way to go mexico
>>60807542
At least the Mexican pole vault team will stand a better chance in the Olympics.
>>60807523
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>forget to turn on water to dilute pure sulfuric acid at work
>acid melts through the threads on the pvc pipe and leaks all over the floor
>you'll never border Canada
>tfw your country borders the US
>>60807659
god bless
What are some good videojuego soundtracks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQWTzEoPTNo&index=23&list=PL34B17023CC305F3D
![mexicoflag[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yuXulsN.jpg "mexicoflag[1].jpg")
AI YAI YAI YAI
I am the Frito Bandito!
I like Frito's corn chips
I love them, I do
I want Frito's corn chips
I'll take them from you
The only thing i get from /int/ is getting mad
I should leave this place for a month or something
>>60807647
>leafs doing anything right
>mfw American
>>60807578
I have counted like 6 frequent colombian poster. The famous 27 years old does indeed act in a sort of arrogant way and when you btfo him he resorts to "i-i was just pretending to be retarded", then there are two sort of self hating fags, then there's a sort of neutral dude, then there's other dude that always tries to be proud of the few things we have and complains when he sees colombians arguing with argies about whiteness, and there's me.
If you see someone arguing with amerifats about whether america is a continent or a country, it's probably me.
>>60807697
Dumb shit
utterly pissed off today
getting confirmed in all the reasons i left home in the first place
>>60807697
Nachos are literally god tier, tbqh
>>60807709
America is a country.
Gonna take over Mexico and exploit it for my own personal gain
>>60807714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOUilxJWm24
>>60807647
cana-chan is silly
>>60807683
>border the worlds only super power, the biggest military power in the world, the only ally that matters to any real extent
Being Canadian is North America on easy mode nigga like lmao, would you rather border Guatemala?
>>60807731
It's colloquially understood to mean the US, but if you want to be a pedantic asshole you can argue that (North) America is a continent.
>>60807734
wtf?!
I hate America now!
>>60807735
>Commercial from the US
Not even once
>>60807728
they're not really nachos, they're more disgusting tb.h
>>60807719
because of the florida shooting?
who was in the wrong here?
>>60807731
>>60807748
Just admit your founding fathers were a bunch of uncreative fucks that didn't manage to come up with a proper name for your country and resorted to hijack the name of the continent.
Reminder BC is rightful American clay.
>>60807742
>would you rather border Guatemala?
Do Mexicans still hop the border? What are the chances of getting caught?
>>60807788
Did Natives even have a name for the US?
Saw a black today.
>>60807736
im not cana-chan
I was texting my gf today and I think I might have to break up with her. She never has anything interesting, witty, or novel to share. Literally got a text saying, "Ou the two guys in my show kissed."
Holy fucking shit, and she complains that she's bored when I'm not literally holding her hand as I bring her to the fun.
>>60807792
BC is Cascadian clay.
>>60807827
Right, you're >A FUCKING LEAF
>>60807827
>Canadian flag
yes
lol um
>>60807788
It wasn't originally meant to have a strong federal government. Our states in the colonial era had much looser affiliations with each other. Also, coincidentally, it was also historically referred to as Columbia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlQS1pzHdA
>>60807832
You just got cucked
>>60807832
Maybe she's trying to give you a broad hint to go out with her more often.
>>60807868
-1 'also'
>>60807780
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyP5EOQr08E
>>60807878
.... Why do you have a pic of a little girl with cheese pizza?.......
All canadians are cana-chan tbqh
Americans are a world power only because they have nukes. 1v1 no nukes canada would win because our soldiers are stronger. Americans are wimps
>>60807913
Take a guess.
>>60807932
>>60807932
>>60807955
>>60807832
Remember, some day you will get married or you will live alone for the rest of your days and die in a big, cold, empty bed.
Take it from me, I dumped a girl who I thought was a sinker, but man, I shoulda kept her around. Now I'm 28 and everyone is married, and the only single ones around are
A) divorcees who cheated /
B) Divorcees with kids looking for a paycheck / C) Ex-sluts who want a paycheck now that their good looks are about to start fading /
D) Actual normal women who are hard as fuck to find and definitely dating someone
E) Ex-sluts with an accidental kid who are looking for a paycheck
Shit starts getting rough quick.
>>60807878
I'm almost hoping she cheats on me for a free get out of jail card.
>>60807879
I'm with her 5 days out of the week. Just on vacation with family and all I hear from this girl is the most benign shit. She told me she made a mess making tacos. I really hope that was a beaner cheating joke, cause Im about this close to fucking that liberal chick that keeps flirting with me.
>Americans are a world power only because they have nukes. 1v1 no nukes canada would win because our soldiers are stronger. Americans are wimps
It's pathetic that anybody would believe this
>>60807868
Sort of like if NATO became a single central government.
Yeah cause it's not obvious bait or anything you gullible shitter. god damn.
>>60806722
Second for croatia.
>>60808003
>subnautica randomly crashes on me
and I just got the fucking rebreather too
now I have to break rocks open and make a rad suit all over again
>>60807991
I'm perfectly content doing drugs and having one night stands indefinitely if it means not having to talk to a wall for the rest of my life.
Just look at John McAfee.
>>60808028
>>60808051
>>60808051
What in the fuck is the appeal of asian women? Look at her fucking face, she looks like a gremlin.
>my spell check has stopped working
OH FUGGG
>>60808058
You can do what you like but I think you'll probably regret it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK CANT I JUST LEAVE THIS PLANET OR UNIVERSE ITS LIKE DRIVING ALONG THE SHITTIEST ROAD IN THE MOST FUCKED UP CAR THERE IS, JUST LIKE MY BRAIN
>>60808056
>>60808091
>>60807991
why do people still want to get fucking married?
>>60808080
it don't matta
none a dis mattas
>be canadian
>post bestiality
>get away with it
>>60807909
>>60808105
"""pale""""
>>60808098
>>60808104
You're biologically wired to want to have someone to love. Marriage is just an extraneous thing that's societally accepted, and if you are deep in love with some one marriage is just a thing that you do.
>>60808089
Okay, that's it.
Tits > Ass. Definite and absolute truth.
>>60807898
But 9 out of 10 doctors recommend Camel menthol filtered cigarettes
>>60808138
jesus christ, that is revolting
>>60808138
Look at the fucking face. Horrifying
>>60808138
Good man
>>60808122
do those women have no fucking shame?
>>60808163
i dont know, ask your mom
>>60807788
Holy shit, coming from literally fucking colombia
All the new world is colombia, why do you think you should get the name
>>60808105
I super cereal want sauce
that website is for gambling
>>60808155
Omar comin' for ya
>>60808130
it's cool to love someone but getting married? getting the government involved? no
Live with someone but don't get married
>>60808063
Is this bait? Her face looks fine.
>>60808152
>>60808193
>>60808185
Not sure about Meh - Hee - Co but in the US there are tons of tax benifits and other benefits as well.
>>60808178
that is literally disgusting. If you want to have mounds of silicon rubber rubbing against you, by all means, but dont even try to say that looks even remotely normal
yuri
>>60808158
Don't worry, i also have material for costumers with high standards.
>>60808175
>All the new world is colombia
Nah, Colombo was indeed the one that discovered us but at the end the continent got named after Amerigo, so that's that.
Actually we took the name because Bolivar got mad no one else was going to use it.
>>60808190
I have to agree with him, 2bh. Though I don't think her face is bad, per se, it's just that every hot gook as the same exact face. Lots of diversity in the uggos tho. Unlike white girls, who can have a variety of faces and still look attractive. If you need proof look up miss korea
>>60808198
>>60808214
>>60808214
I have finally learned that yuri is actually pure
I have forever been enlightened
>>60808234
>>60808239
I am glad the message has come across.
>>60808204
>hitomi
>silicon
Got ourselves a newfag
>>60808260
>>60808177
found it nvm
never say I didn't do anything for you cum
http://javseen.com/watch-chaoyang-ultimate-w-slut-sister-aika-mizuno-continue-to-blame-one-person-with-two-people/
>>60808002
you clearly hate this woman. If you really liked her, mundane bullshit would be nice to hear. Just break it off.
>>60808281
>>60808272
her tits and that flab of flesh above her """""""ass""""" cannot possibly be natural, so yes, it is silicon
or some other injection, take your pick
the simpsons rn while working out
>>60808295
>>60808301
>her tits and that flab of flesh above her """""""ass""""" cannot possibly be natural, so yes, it is silicon
Do you really feel the need to further prove that the meme of amerifats being retards is real? It's already a well known fact by now.
Why does everyone hate us? :(
![the_simpsons.3x05.homer_defined.dvdrip_myc123.avi_snapshot_02.10_[2016.05.23_01.34.02].png](https://i.imgur.com/ravSb7S.png "the_simpsons.3x05.homer_defined.dvdrip_myc123.avi_snapshot_02.10_[2016.05.23_01.34.02].png")
>>60808326
good lad
my gf is an ex-lesbian, lads
>>60808326
get a real gym you faggot. Nogainz with shit like that. Squatz and Oatz. SS + GOMAD.
>>60808301
You have no idea what you're talking about. Just stop.
>>60808332
>>60808233
I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with the conformist culture and the ease of access to quality plastic surgery. Korean plastic surgery is lightyears ahead of ours.
>>60808326
>not streaming to your TV through an HDMI or VGA
>>60808340
it's just a meme silly
>>60808340
Jealousy
>>60808361
>>60808301
They use fat injections instead of silicon in Japan. It looks more natural. I don't know about Hitomi's tits though.
>>60808380
![20160615_002631[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ECk8kDH.jpg "20160615_002631[1].jpg")
>>60808326
Making characters for nerd shit and getting drunk because of dead people at work
>>60808342
simpsen
>>60808344
>canacuck telling me how to work out
>>60808358
no
>>60808340
Most of you guys are definitely annoying as fuck. Call it meme, but it's got solid bases.
>>60808408
stay weak, small, flabby then. Not my problem faggot.
I'm going to bed and if I see this post will less than 5 (You)s from Canadians, I will fucking dox the next Canadian I find in CSGO. I am so done with this shit. Goodbye you fucking faggots.
>>60808386
She has some thing where they keep getting bigger. Gigamastia or some shit.
@60808428
>>60808389
Canadians quick!
give the american the (You)s he wants!
come on lads!
>ate 4 double cheeseburgers from mcd's, drank a protein shake, and had a shower
bed time now desu
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS
>>60808450
>>60808465
no thanks, Im a government man
>>60808261
fuck that is a cool shirt
Why would someone do this? I wouldn't spend one red cent on any of you cunts
>>60808482
>>60808454
>been a long time since i ate in Mcdonalds
>Go and eat a burger
>get diarrhea
>>60808503
>>60808488
Reddit loves "philosophy"; i.e. noncontextual quotes from famous people.
>>60808488
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>60808530
>>60808412
Consider yourself lucky you come from a country that probably has a grand total of like two dozen posters on the entire site.
>>60808542
>>60808566
>>60808537
I only even made the account to shitpost. That said, I've come to learn that reddit has far superior porn boards. I'm literally never gonna go to a 4chan porn board again. /s/ is boring, /hc/ might as well be huge cuck, and /gif/ is full of weirdos
>>60808224
Ahhhhhhhhhh I've been looking for this webm for so long. Thank you my man.
Anime is getting out of hand on here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig7mwM8bSi8
white women should not be allowed to organize politically
>>60808568
>>60808290
I'm fucking that redhead tonight. I'll break up with the gf tomorrow.
This game looks comfy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT3cb3f5pM0
>>60808593
>>60808537
I too go on reddit while at work. Not like I can go on 4chan.
Remember that it's a perfect place to piss people off, though. I've gotten so many accounts banned from shit for saying innocuous things.
>This is a song made by a Special person! Daniel is a developmentally challenged individual who plays the drums! He and his friends from his Special School covered Green Day this week!
"This song sucks. What's so fuckin' special about this kid?"
>-800 points and banned
Better than (You)s any day of the week
>>60808590
women's hearts are way too pure
that's why yuri is pure
