Sophie edition
fart
First for fuck the autistic Mexican
>>60805350
me too
kill a whole crew of mcs on my own
Second for fuck the autistic Mexican
never made a /brit/ before
been here 2 years
Soviet Union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI
>go on /tv/
>billion redditor plebs obsessed with game of thrones
>go on /int/
>billion redditor plebs obsessed with game of thrones
at least /lit/ is safe
>>60805391
We're you at lads? East mid here
night lads
have to be up in 4 or so hours
>>60805396
Tried once and the janny deleted it even though we were on about 380 posts. Never again.
>>60805414
it's shit
good lad
>>60805423
night
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijB8iDWcy88
>tfw you will never be a rebel in 1862
>>60805401
FOAM (Fuck off autistic Mexican)
>>60805463
NYET xaaxaxa)))
me on the left
the Boer Wars were a mistake
>>60805483
FOAM
>>60805421
Landan
what do you think of my tinder bio lads?
slept from 12 - 3
fuck me
>>60805421
derby reppin
>>60805491
nigger LOL
>>60805503
FOP
>>60805505
For the true redditor smartarse flavour you should've answered 'humans' for the last question
>>60805531
FOAM
>>60805505
>Penguins
how do you know of this
CHANGE TACTICS
>FOAM
no
>>60805557
FOAM
>>60805557
FOAM
nope haha, you can say FOAM all the time u want LOL
>>60805575
Chicano
>>60805584
thai chicANO hahaahaha
>>60805584
BANGKOKANO
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60805590
ajajajajaaaaaaaj
>>60805601
OH AH CANTONA
>>60805575
FOY
>>60805577
FOAM
>>60805584
FON
>>60805616
>>60805601
FOP
>>60805614
thai chicANO poster
If I vote brexit, will I still be able to have laughing cow cheese lads?
>>60805616
FAN
>>60805614
FAC
>>60805601
FOB
>>60805590
FEY
>>60805584
FOE
>>60805577
FAL
>>60805575
FOAM
>>60805567
FOP
>>60805565
FOY
>>60805557
FOM
>>60805647
dumb pirate frog poster
going to bed this late has made me fucking despise birds, especially wood pigeons
the fucking cunts start singing before it's even light, will you shut the fuck up
my rooms so hot i have to keep the window open as well, can't win
>>60805647
I can buy it here, so you'd expect so.
>>60805651
all me
>>60805662
Birdcucks are at it again here too
a mate told me he's a bit gay
not a fan
>>60805675
thanks for the (You) runt
>>60805657
FOAM
>>60805701
>>60805675
>>60805651
stop replying to yourself
>>60805707
pirates...
>>60805698
bit gay
on interpals explaining to a chinese what vaporwave is. wish I had not started
>>60805728
FOAM
>>60805745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
Hey lads quick question
If I quote, say,
>>70000000
Right now
Will that reference appear in the archive when 70000000 is posted?
Might make some toast with some pate lads
>>60805745
you can just ignore him
>>60805784
Sounds yummy
>>60805774
If someone searches by text string
>string
/brit/ is the one constant in my life
>>60805764
will be sure to mention SIMPSONWAVE
>>60805798
it's a she, and she is a qt so I'll continue
>>60805784
I need a toaster that does 4 instead of 2, but I'm running out of surface space in the kitchen already.
beep beep
>>60805662
I love birds
only hateful husks of men hate them and their joyful little songs
they are so happy, light and free
just shut your windows
>>60805840
bang and the dirt is gone
I propose a radical new initiative, the (you) lottery
We all start giving a (you) to
>>60810000
And the lucky chap gets em all!
>>60805839
Get a toaster oven la. Much more practical.
>I love birds
>only hateful husks of men hate them and their joyful little songs
>they are so happy, light and free
>>60805835
once i tried to chat with girls there, but nah, it's so fucking hard and my english is not that good LOL
>>60805421
North-west represent
aaaa peon get out
Vaporwave is the most Fascist music trend of the contemporary era
I don't mean this as a bad thing.
*sings loudly*
>>60805848
Limescale, rust, ground in dirt, they're a challenge.
>>60805874
I have one, also my microwave has a grill, toasters just feel more convenient
>>60805898
>rust
rust
runt
runt
RUNT
>>60805662
Exactly this mate, neighbours have a big tree as well next to my window so it's really fucking loud.
>>60805905
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How would I go about taming a bird to come and sit with me in my garden and scratch his little head and feed him seeds? I really want a bird buddy.
>>60805927
Is that the sound that bird makes??????
>>60805930
bird : mEOW
me in traffic
I once had a dream that birds were shouting outside like a market stall, "who wants twigs", "selling feathers" etc.
Then the first few seconds of waking up, it was like I could understand their singing.
why are Britons still awake?
>>60805930
leave a feeder out and sit progressively closer to it while they eat so they are comfortable around you
that or leave seed on the laws but you could attract other things with that.
>>60805863
...hmmm.... interesting..
Not sure if I want soup with my toast and pate lads...
>>60805960
Select all images with candy
>>60805959
I didn't know they had that many birds in Costa Rica
>>60805976
select all images with storefronts
>>60805961
Cheers lad
>blood sausage
>>60805982
(DIANA SNORING)
thanks to this general i have improved my english
>>60805961
literally how I met my gf
>>60805982
some qt colourful birds here in costa rica
>>60805960
Because I've got to be up for 7:00
>corn dogs
>>60805993
FOAM
Do scottish support Bales? I know they doesn't support England
>>60805994
you should insult the King of Costa Rica for me
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
>>60805996
why
>>60806012
Costa Rica isn't a kingdom :^)
>>60805993
I need proof of this Juan
So far you've not capitalised "thanks" or "I", nor have you added a full stop. Not looking good tbf.
business idea: make /brit/ to be about british
>>60806037
You bloody racist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2SOV2B901g
>We're England and Wales
Our new national anthem when Scotland leaves.
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
>>60806019
Big boys have to go work, you'll understand once you finish your SATs.
hmmmm
*pulls brim down*
*keeps walking*
born in the wrong generation lads
>>60806058
i've just finished uni la, embracing the neetlife, don't want to be a wage cuck just yet haha x
>>60806037
I like this idea, seems to be of just anybody general.
Let's start off then!
How do you take your cuppas lads (what brand also)?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10488556
http://www.strawpoll.me/10488556
http://www.strawpoll.me/10488556
>>60805988
Kill yourself.
>>60806044
makes you proud doesn't it *sniff*
>>60806094
1 sugar + milk, yorkshire tea because my mum buys it
>>60806094
teabag (PG tips), pour boiling water 2/3 of the way up, remove teabag whilst squeezing out remaining water, pour in milk whilst stirring, no sugar.
which of you is this
>>60806179
wat
I wandered lonely as a cloud
that floats on high o'er vales and hills
when all at once I saw a crowd
a host of golden daffodils
lol, now he dedicates me a strawpoll
Alri lads
I love gardening but I'd never tell anyone
>>60806155
i don't feel that my post warrants such a rude reply
>>60806198
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60806198
The secondary ones are getting bigger, noice.
>Sriracha and sour cream
wtf is this meme flavour
gonna try it now
>>60806170
>pour in milk whilst stirring
Dealing with a bloody pro here lads!
>>60806133
>American shits
>mfw imagining the stench of that leaky high fructose corn syrup diarrhoea
Birdcucks have quietened down a bit
i am not smelly
business idea: leave the EU
>>60806198
letting the janny know you're growing marijuana
>>60806205
American stupidity always warrants maximum violence.
imagine being strong enough to catch a 250lb dude like this
very impressive
>>60806251
I picked that one, I imagine the Mexicans are the Polish of America.
>>60806094
tetley extra strong with milk and one sugar desu
>>60806253
You close to Leicester lad? bird activity seems to be oddly similar to mine, bit worried.
>>60806279
me wearing the hat
>>60806302
>>60806253
the birds have quietened down here for the winter but they go absolutely nuts in spring and summer. they'll start chirping at like 4 am
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/14/leave-eu-cartoon-racist-nazi-brexit-antisemitism-1945
I can't believe the leave campaign would use a cartoon from an antisemite like Ben Garssion. It's not just racist - this is worse.
have we started the fire?
https://ig.ft.com/sites/brexit-polling/
>>60806302
Nah, /lifelong/ LCFC fan but I live in London
>>60806318
They started at around 3:45 today, annoying fucks, and to think I used to feed these little fuckers as a kid. Disgusting.
>>60806094
Been havin Yorkshire black tea recently with one sugar la
>>60806269
http://whatukthinks.org/eu/opinion-polls/poll-of-polls/
i see potential in this
>>60806347
where in london
>>60806327
>The Guardian
cat left a dead bird downstairs
filthy bastard
aussies are trying to get canada rangebanned
>>60806279
those fucking shorts must be made out of pretty fucking strong shit 2bh
>>60806274
Least I'm not a fuckin grass m8
>>60806327
based ben
>>60806364
was home alone and called the cat a nigger in the lounge
turns out my mum was actually in the next room
>>60806365
canada is much better than australia
>>60806327
man that article is such over-emotional wank
>>60806360
PECK-ham hehe
Nah, Bloomsbury
>>60806364
Need to get a cat then, seems to be the right way to get these cunts to shut up.
Imagine if there was a list of every film you've ever watched
>>60806388
laughed
>>60806394
who are these artistically talented people making these images
>>60806447
I'm sure you can suss it out if you look hard enough
FOAM
women are like an entirely different species
>>60806447
Ben "Unloading my Nine into the Welfare Line" Garrison
>>60806455
ah yes ben garrison of course i forgot he makes all this shit. cheers thailand
>>60806351
have you ever heard a kookaburra chirping? cunt sounds like a madman laughing into a megaphone
>>60806456
>FOAM
Is what you have on your back after trying to swim to America
Getting hungy lads
>>60806365
where?
>>60806496
man, why are you so rude with me?
teasing the gf by innocuously talking about cute girls in my friends group
Ah, wonderful, different birdcucks are waking up and joining in on the fun now.
This one's doing a constant low, loud hoot, most impressive
>>60806494
I'll give it a look
>>60806519
It's like you want her to be a jealous pain in the arse.
>>60806496
no bully pls
>>60806505
Because you're an uncivilised savage.
>>60806569
>a mexican tripfag
EWWWWWWW
Who was on /brit/ for Christmas 2015? I made 8 consecutive threads on Christmas Day so that you lads wouldn't have to post in a weeb edition on that holy occasion. My only regret is that I wasn't able to watch over /brit/ for the full 24 hours.
Do I expect any thanks?
No.
Will I do it again this year?
Yes.
And I will double my efforts.
>>60806519
I do this to the girl I'm stringing along.
did you wake up recently or are you still up lads
job interview or something in 5 hours idk what this is even for or how they found me
>>60806519
good lad
>>60806579
dog bless
>>60806560
Hello thailad
I'm looking for the brit faglord that was having a discussion with me in the anzu thread before it got deleted.
You here?
>>60806604
Fuck off
>>60806584
I hope you don't get raped
>>60806604
27 years old....
>>60806602
Hello
>>60806447
Ben "pulling the trigger on every nigger" Garrison.
>>60806604
Posting anzu pic to catch his attention more easily
>>60806604
hello, this is sharon
can I put you on hold for a minute? I'll track him down for you
>>60806635
told you you'd work for me one day
Haven't cried in years. Don't even know if I'm capable of it anymore.
>>60806501
So what else is new?
>>60806635
I thought your name was Shelia
>>60806625
How's life been treating you lately?
>>60806635
>>60806584
Been up all night. Can't sleep for some reason.
What's the interview for?
>>60806622
thanks mate
>>60806628
>anzu threads
only reason aside from /brit/ i visit here anymore
>>60806584
Been up since around 11:00 reckon I'll die one day because of lack of sleep.
>>60806666
good numbers
Yeah pretty good thanks, revving up for my UK visit next month. Yourself?
think thailad might be ryan boundless
>>60806621
now the 27 YO colombian is posting here
Fuck off nonce
Who ADHD here?
Mine seems to be getting worse I cant focus on anything serious without getting sweaty and feeling like bugs are crawling over me.
Horny guys
>>60806657
S7 of The League is out on Netflix
It's pretty funny
just got offered to be the managing machine operator at jjb lads
do I accept?
>>60806686
Is that a you?
If so, what do you say about our bet?
>>60806726
the graphic words hahaha
why do i come to this place if i hate anime and find east asian women to be repulsive?
>>60806747
27 years !!!!!
>>60806747
>Somerset
KY or Dormers probably.
>>60806775
just remembered i had a dream last night where i was waiting out the front of a toilet from my mate to finish then i started shitting all over myself and i tried to pull my pants down while the shit was still coming out and it got all over me and i screamed to my mate "PETE DONT COME OUT! IVE SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF!" because there was shit all over me so i went to another toilet andi accidently ate a lot of the shit and the shit was so disgusting lads and i then i remembered it was just a dream and i woke up but i was scared when i woke up that i had actually eaten shit but idid not actually eat shit and i looked down to maek sure that i did not shit and low and behold i did not shit
>>60806685
eh as long as you're sleeping before 6 it won't be too hard to adjust, as long as you wake up around noon or a bit earlier
warehouse operative
fasttrack me up with a call the other day and the only thing i remember is telling them i had my own transportation (i don't)
it was either some job centre contact or it was one of these positions i'd applied for and didn't expect to hear back from
don't even know if there's money involved or
>>60806687
if you end up depriving yourself of sleep for days/weeks, log your experience in it's entirety and post here please
longest i've made it was ~40hrs
>>60806747
i've not been here in weeks but we've probably talked in one of those threads before
>>60806831
>me up with a call
woke me up
lads
There's this girl who works in my building who looks 13 years old, but she's at least 18 because you have to be 18 to work for our company. How do I woo her without attracting too much attention (people will think I'm a pedo). She's 2qt and literally like 5ft tall, and we similar French surnames (both end in ___Val). Help
>>60806831
Can't have a lie in desu i'm in work at 9. :(
>>60806831
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH A FUCKING ROACH
>>60806853
read some guides on tor lad
they have lots of child love stuff there
>>60806853
Nonce with the surname Duval
>>60806831
Alisa mentioned
>>60806853
hey i cannot stand people who have french last names they're always huge fucking gimps who have that whiney 'i spent all my lunch times in high schools reading books' voice so if you could jsut fuck off that'd be hectic mate
go on mate
>>60806831
If this at what time should I stop, don't want to kill myself tbqh lad.
>>60806870
She's 18
>>60806871
wtf
>>60806881
lol
>>60806793
If it's any of those fags could you ask for his answer on the bet? I'll try to lurk here more often until i find that faglord and get him to accept.
>>60806831
Okay, seems like it's not you because the conversation happened just some minutes ago.
Cheers for the god tier taste anyways.
>>60806898
haha not laughing mate on ya bike
Jason Day is the greatest living Australian
>>60806904
they actually hang out in /cum/
off you pop
Going to get a few hours of shut eye, night my darlings :) x
>>60806904
27 years old
bit annoyed desu the barista qt watches got and i've read got but because she watches all those youtube got conspiracy videos she's more well versed in it than me because i read the books like 3 years ago
not a fan of this dynamic
*looks up at the photo of my dead ex wife*
one day we will be together again, dear julia
>>60806906
*gets on my bike*
*revs the engine*
*stall in front of you and 40 girls*
*waddles off still sat on my bike*
>>60806693
>Watching one of his videos
>Lives in a poor area
>can't afford peanut butter so he makes his own
hmm
ohayou~
let's do our best today!
>>60806853
ask her out for a cup of coffee, find out what sort of cinema she enjoys and then invite her to the next sort of thing she'd enjoy to see, figure out what sort of activities she enjoys doing and then ask if she'd like to join you to one, etc...
Are you a sperg or something?
I've been coming to this website since 2005 and I swear, you faggots get more and more autist-tier every fucking year. She's a person and there are things she likes doing and there are things which are clear signs that you would like to get to know her better. Many girls won't decline an offer for an afternoon coffee or some sort of get to know eachother outing because they'd feel rude to do so, so even the spergiest of fedorafags have a chance if they try hard enough and with enough girls and then can manage to entertain her once he has her out and about.
The problem is you fags are too damned blinded by the fact that you would accept any sort of advance from any fucking girl probably and that makes you dumbfounded about how to continue with someone who might need some actual coaxing to take out. Think about what someone might need to do if they wanted to get you out to somewhere when you didn't really want to do it, then think about what they'd need to do to really win you over if you didn't really like them and they needed to get your approval and acceptance. Now, imagine you're a girl (which if you can try to think outside of yourself and actually analyze them, you can do somewhat you fucking autist) and apply that to the situation.
God damn it. You niggers are why I can't tell people I go to 4chan.
Lads a fit girl told me I looked like Rory McIlroy
Dunno if that's a good thing or bad
Fuming at the birdcucks. Absolutely no need for them to do this to me.
>>60807006
Get an air rifle and a bunch of cats
>>60806986
uh hey dude? this is kinda embarassing but what anime is this kawaii girl from XD
>>60807034
>Get an air rifle
>in britain
>>60807006
birdcucks is a good gimmick
it reminds me of this one time here on brett where someone posted some unsolved murder case of a young girl from 1950s america, and someone responded with something like "good im glad the babyboomer's dead"
>>60806854
damn
soldier on anon, eat moderately and don't have too much coffee
>>60806865
t. yank equivalent of a polish migrant
>>60806886
i couldn't quite understand your post so i'm guessing the time to stop is now
i usually find myself getting giddy around this amount of time of being up
cucks LOL
>>60807034
Not him but got an air rifle no cat.
>>60807060
t. roach lover
>>60807051
My uncle has a shotgun mate, we can have guns, you take the memes to seriously.
