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Sophie edition
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fart
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First for fuck the autistic Mexican
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>>60805350
me too
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kill a whole crew of mcs on my own
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Second for fuck the autistic Mexican
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never made a /brit/ before
been here 2 years
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Soviet Union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI
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>go on /tv/
>billion redditor plebs obsessed with game of thrones
>go on /int/
>billion redditor plebs obsessed with game of thrones
at least /lit/ is safe
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>>60805391
We're you at lads? East mid here
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night lads

have to be up in 4 or so hours
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>>60805396
Tried once and the janny deleted it even though we were on about 380 posts. Never again.
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>>60805414
it's shit

good lad
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>>60805423
night
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tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijB8iDWcy88

>tfw you will never be a rebel in 1862
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>>60805401
FOAM (Fuck off autistic Mexican)
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>>60805463
NYET xaaxaxa)))
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me on the left
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the Boer Wars were a mistake
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>>60805483
FOAM
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>>60805421
Landan
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what do you think of my tinder bio lads?
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slept from 12 - 3
fuck me

>>60805421
derby reppin
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>>60805491
nigger LOL
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>>60805503
FOP
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>>60805505
For the true redditor smartarse flavour you should've answered 'humans' for the last question
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>>60805531
FOAM
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>>60805505
>Penguins
how do you know of this

CHANGE TACTICS
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>FOAM
no
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>>60805557
FOAM
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>>60805557
FOAM
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>>60805565
>>60805567
FOP
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nope haha, you can say FOAM all the time u want LOL
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>>60805575
Chicano
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>>60805584
thai chicANO hahaahaha
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>>60805584
BANGKOKANO

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>60805590
ajajajajaaaaaaaj
>>60805601
OH AH CANTONA
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>>60805575
FOY
>>60805577
FOAM
>>60805584
FON
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>>60805616
>>60805601
FOP
>>60805614
thai chicANO poster
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If I vote brexit, will I still be able to have laughing cow cheese lads?
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>>60805616
FAN

>>60805614
FAC

>>60805601
FOB

>>60805590
FEY

>>60805584
FOE

>>60805577
FAL

>>60805575
FOAM

>>60805567
FOP

>>60805565
FOY

>>60805557
FOM
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>>60805647
dumb pirate frog poster
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going to bed this late has made me fucking despise birds, especially wood pigeons

the fucking cunts start singing before it's even light, will you shut the fuck up

my rooms so hot i have to keep the window open as well, can't win
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>>60805647
I can buy it here, so you'd expect so.
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>>60805651
all me
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>>60805662
Birdcucks are at it again here too
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a mate told me he's a bit gay
not a fan
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>>60805675
thanks for the (You) runt
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>>60805657
FOAM
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>>60805701
>>60805675
>>60805651
stop replying to yourself
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>>60805707

pirates...
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>>60805698
bit gay
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on interpals explaining to a chinese what vaporwave is. wish I had not started
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>>60805728
FOAM
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>>60805745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
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Hey lads quick question

If I quote, say,

>>70000000

Right now

Will that reference appear in the archive when 70000000 is posted?
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Might make some toast with some pate lads
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>>60805745
you can just ignore him
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>>60805784
Sounds yummy
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>>60805774
If someone searches by text string
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>string
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/brit/ is the one constant in my life
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>>60805764
will be sure to mention SIMPSONWAVE
>>60805798
it's a she, and she is a qt so I'll continue
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>>60805784
I need a toaster that does 4 instead of 2, but I'm running out of surface space in the kitchen already.
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beep beep
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>>60805662
I love birds
only hateful husks of men hate them and their joyful little songs
they are so happy, light and free

just shut your windows
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>>60805840
bang and the dirt is gone
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I propose a radical new initiative, the (you) lottery

We all start giving a (you) to
>>60810000
And the lucky chap gets em all!
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>>60805839

Get a toaster oven la. Much more practical.
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>I love birds
>only hateful husks of men hate them and their joyful little songs
>they are so happy, light and free
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>>60805835
once i tried to chat with girls there, but nah, it's so fucking hard and my english is not that good LOL
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>>60805421
North-west represent
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aaaa peon get out
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Vaporwave is the most Fascist music trend of the contemporary era
I don't mean this as a bad thing.
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*sings loudly*
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>>60805848
Limescale, rust, ground in dirt, they're a challenge.

>>60805874
I have one, also my microwave has a grill, toasters just feel more convenient
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>>60805898
>rust
rust
runt

runt
RUNT
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>>60805662
Exactly this mate, neighbours have a big tree as well next to my window so it's really fucking loud.
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>>60805905
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FEIjo;i kmdflksnmkj nkj23nti u43hngfik

grke ogjio34igmoreij o34ojmigmo3gq
jmregkenkfdjkdnkf
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How would I go about taming a bird to come and sit with me in my garden and scratch his little head and feed him seeds? I really want a bird buddy.
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>>60805927

Is that the sound that bird makes??????
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>>60805930
bird : mEOW
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me in traffic
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I once had a dream that birds were shouting outside like a market stall, "who wants twigs", "selling feathers" etc.

Then the first few seconds of waking up, it was like I could understand their singing.
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why are Britons still awake?
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>>60805930
leave a feeder out and sit progressively closer to it while they eat so they are comfortable around you

that or leave seed on the laws but you could attract other things with that.
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>>60805863
...hmmm.... interesting..
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Not sure if I want soup with my toast and pate lads...
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>>60805960
Select all images with candy
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>>60805959
I didn't know they had that many birds in Costa Rica

>>60805976
select all images with storefronts
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>>60805961
Cheers lad
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>blood sausage
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>>60805982
(DIANA SNORING)
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thanks to this general i have improved my english
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>>60805961
literally how I met my gf
>>60805982
some qt colourful birds here in costa rica
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>>60805960
Because I've got to be up for 7:00
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>corn dogs
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>>60805993
FOAM
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Do scottish support Bales? I know they doesn't support England
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>>60805994
you should insult the King of Costa Rica for me
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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>>60806003
no
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>>60805996
why
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>>60806012
Costa Rica isn't a kingdom :^)
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>>60805993
I need proof of this Juan

So far you've not capitalised "thanks" or "I", nor have you added a full stop. Not looking good tbf.
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business idea: make /brit/ to be about british
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>>60806037
You bloody racist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2SOV2B901g

>We're England and Wales

Our new national anthem when Scotland leaves.
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http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
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>>60806019
Big boys have to go work, you'll understand once you finish your SATs.
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>>60806029
DAMN
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hmmmm
*pulls brim down*
*keeps walking*
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born in the wrong generation lads
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>>60806058
i've just finished uni la, embracing the neetlife, don't want to be a wage cuck just yet haha x
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>>60806037
I like this idea, seems to be of just anybody general.

Let's start off then!
How do you take your cuppas lads (what brand also)?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10488556
http://www.strawpoll.me/10488556
http://www.strawpoll.me/10488556
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>>60805988
Kill yourself.
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>>60806044
makes you proud doesn't it *sniff*
>>60806094
1 sugar + milk, yorkshire tea because my mum buys it
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>>60806094
teabag (PG tips), pour boiling water 2/3 of the way up, remove teabag whilst squeezing out remaining water, pour in milk whilst stirring, no sugar.
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which of you is this
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>>60806179
wat
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I wandered lonely as a cloud
that floats on high o'er vales and hills
when all at once I saw a crowd
a host of golden daffodils
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lol, now he dedicates me a strawpoll
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Alri lads
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I love gardening but I'd never tell anyone
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>>60806155
i don't feel that my post warrants such a rude reply
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>>60806198
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>60806198
The secondary ones are getting bigger, noice.
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>Sriracha and sour cream
wtf is this meme flavour
gonna try it now
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>>60806170
>pour in milk whilst stirring
Dealing with a bloody pro here lads!
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>>60806133
>American shits
>mfw imagining the stench of that leaky high fructose corn syrup diarrhoea
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Birdcucks have quietened down a bit
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i am not smelly
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business idea: leave the EU
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>>60806198
letting the janny know you're growing marijuana
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>>60806205
American stupidity always warrants maximum violence.
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imagine being strong enough to catch a 250lb dude like this

very impressive
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>>60806251
I picked that one, I imagine the Mexicans are the Polish of America.
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>>60806094
tetley extra strong with milk and one sugar desu
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>>60806253
You close to Leicester lad? bird activity seems to be oddly similar to mine, bit worried.
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>>60806279
me wearing the hat
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>>60806302
>>60806253
the birds have quietened down here for the winter but they go absolutely nuts in spring and summer. they'll start chirping at like 4 am
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http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/14/leave-eu-cartoon-racist-nazi-brexit-antisemitism-1945

I can't believe the leave campaign would use a cartoon from an antisemite like Ben Garssion. It's not just racist - this is worse.
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have we started the fire?

https://ig.ft.com/sites/brexit-polling/
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>>60806302
Nah, /lifelong/ LCFC fan but I live in London
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>>60806318
They started at around 3:45 today, annoying fucks, and to think I used to feed these little fuckers as a kid. Disgusting.
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>>60806094

Been havin Yorkshire black tea recently with one sugar la
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>>60806269
http://whatukthinks.org/eu/opinion-polls/poll-of-polls/
i see potential in this
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>>60806347
where in london
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>>60806327
>The Guardian
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cat left a dead bird downstairs
filthy bastard
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aussies are trying to get canada rangebanned
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>>60806279
those fucking shorts must be made out of pretty fucking strong shit 2bh
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>>60806274

Least I'm not a fuckin grass m8
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>>60806327
based ben
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>>60806364
was home alone and called the cat a nigger in the lounge
turns out my mum was actually in the next room
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>>60806365
canada is much better than australia
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>>60806327
man that article is such over-emotional wank
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>>60806360
PECK-ham hehe

Nah, Bloomsbury
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>>60806364
Need to get a cat then, seems to be the right way to get these cunts to shut up.
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Imagine if there was a list of every film you've ever watched
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>>60806388
laughed
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>>60806394
who are these artistically talented people making these images
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>>60806447
I'm sure you can suss it out if you look hard enough
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FOAM
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women are like an entirely different species
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>>60806447
Ben "Unloading my Nine into the Welfare Line" Garrison
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>>60806455
ah yes ben garrison of course i forgot he makes all this shit. cheers thailand
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>>60806351
have you ever heard a kookaburra chirping? cunt sounds like a madman laughing into a megaphone
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>>60806456
>FOAM
Is what you have on your back after trying to swim to America
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Getting hungy lads
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>>60806365
where?
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>>60806496
man, why are you so rude with me?
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teasing the gf by innocuously talking about cute girls in my friends group
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Ah, wonderful, different birdcucks are waking up and joining in on the fun now.

This one's doing a constant low, loud hoot, most impressive
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>>60806494
I'll give it a look
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>>60806519
It's like you want her to be a jealous pain in the arse.
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>>60806496
no bully pls
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>>60806505
Because you're an uncivilised savage.
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>>60806569
>a mexican tripfag
EWWWWWWW
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Who was on /brit/ for Christmas 2015? I made 8 consecutive threads on Christmas Day so that you lads wouldn't have to post in a weeb edition on that holy occasion. My only regret is that I wasn't able to watch over /brit/ for the full 24 hours.

Do I expect any thanks?

No.

Will I do it again this year?

Yes.

And I will double my efforts.
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>>60806519
I do this to the girl I'm stringing along.
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did you wake up recently or are you still up lads
job interview or something in 5 hours idk what this is even for or how they found me
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>>60806519
good lad
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>>60806579
dog bless
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>>60806560
Hello thailad
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I'm looking for the brit faglord that was having a discussion with me in the anzu thread before it got deleted.
You here?
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>>60806604
Fuck off
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>>60806584
I hope you don't get raped
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>>60806604
27 years old....
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>>60806602
Hello
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>>60806447
Ben "pulling the trigger on every nigger" Garrison.
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>>60806604
Posting anzu pic to catch his attention more easily
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>>60806604
hello, this is sharon

can I put you on hold for a minute? I'll track him down for you
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>>60806635
told you you'd work for me one day
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Haven't cried in years. Don't even know if I'm capable of it anymore.
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>>60806501
So what else is new?
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>>60806635
I thought your name was Shelia
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>>60806625
How's life been treating you lately?
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>>60806635
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>>60806584
Been up all night. Can't sleep for some reason.

What's the interview for?
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>>60806622
thanks mate
>>60806628
>anzu threads
only reason aside from /brit/ i visit here anymore
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>>60806584
Been up since around 11:00 reckon I'll die one day because of lack of sleep.
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>>60806666
good numbers

Yeah pretty good thanks, revving up for my UK visit next month. Yourself?
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think thailad might be ryan boundless
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>>60806621
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now the 27 YO colombian is posting here
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Fuck off nonce
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Who ADHD here?
Mine seems to be getting worse I cant focus on anything serious without getting sweaty and feeling like bugs are crawling over me.
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Horny guys
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>>60806657
S7 of The League is out on Netflix
It's pretty funny
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just got offered to be the managing machine operator at jjb lads

do I accept?
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>>60806686
Is that a you?
If so, what do you say about our bet?
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>>60806726
the graphic words hahaha
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why do i come to this place if i hate anime and find east asian women to be repulsive?
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>>60806747
27 years !!!!!
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>>60806747
>Somerset
KY or Dormers probably.
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>>60806775
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just remembered i had a dream last night where i was waiting out the front of a toilet from my mate to finish then i started shitting all over myself and i tried to pull my pants down while the shit was still coming out and it got all over me and i screamed to my mate "PETE DONT COME OUT! IVE SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF!" because there was shit all over me so i went to another toilet andi accidently ate a lot of the shit and the shit was so disgusting lads and i then i remembered it was just a dream and i woke up but i was scared when i woke up that i had actually eaten shit but idid not actually eat shit and i looked down to maek sure that i did not shit and low and behold i did not shit
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>>60806685
eh as long as you're sleeping before 6 it won't be too hard to adjust, as long as you wake up around noon or a bit earlier
warehouse operative
fasttrack me up with a call the other day and the only thing i remember is telling them i had my own transportation (i don't)
it was either some job centre contact or it was one of these positions i'd applied for and didn't expect to hear back from
don't even know if there's money involved or
>>60806687
if you end up depriving yourself of sleep for days/weeks, log your experience in it's entirety and post here please
longest i've made it was ~40hrs
>>60806747
i've not been here in weeks but we've probably talked in one of those threads before
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>>60806831
>me up with a call
woke me up
>>
lads

There's this girl who works in my building who looks 13 years old, but she's at least 18 because you have to be 18 to work for our company. How do I woo her without attracting too much attention (people will think I'm a pedo). She's 2qt and literally like 5ft tall, and we similar French surnames (both end in ___Val). Help
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>>60806831
Can't have a lie in desu i'm in work at 9. :(
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>>60806831
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH A FUCKING ROACH
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>>60806853
read some guides on tor lad
they have lots of child love stuff there
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>>60806853
Nonce with the surname Duval
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>>60806831
Alisa mentioned
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>>60806853
hey i cannot stand people who have french last names they're always huge fucking gimps who have that whiney 'i spent all my lunch times in high schools reading books' voice so if you could jsut fuck off that'd be hectic mate

go on mate
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>>60806831
If this at what time should I stop, don't want to kill myself tbqh lad.
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>>60806870
She's 18

>>60806871
wtf
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>>60806881
lol
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>>60806793
If it's any of those fags could you ask for his answer on the bet? I'll try to lurk here more often until i find that faglord and get him to accept.
>>60806831
Okay, seems like it's not you because the conversation happened just some minutes ago.
Cheers for the god tier taste anyways.
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>>60806898
haha not laughing mate on ya bike
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Jason Day is the greatest living Australian
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>>60806904
they actually hang out in /cum/

off you pop
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Going to get a few hours of shut eye, night my darlings :) x
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>>60806904
27 years old
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bit annoyed desu the barista qt watches got and i've read got but because she watches all those youtube got conspiracy videos she's more well versed in it than me because i read the books like 3 years ago

not a fan of this dynamic
*looks up at the photo of my dead ex wife*
one day we will be together again, dear julia
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>>60806906
*gets on my bike*
*revs the engine*
*stall in front of you and 40 girls*
*waddles off still sat on my bike*
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>>60806693
>Watching one of his videos
>Lives in a poor area
>can't afford peanut butter so he makes his own
hmm
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ohayou~
let's do our best today!
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>>60806853
ask her out for a cup of coffee, find out what sort of cinema she enjoys and then invite her to the next sort of thing she'd enjoy to see, figure out what sort of activities she enjoys doing and then ask if she'd like to join you to one, etc...
Are you a sperg or something?
I've been coming to this website since 2005 and I swear, you faggots get more and more autist-tier every fucking year. She's a person and there are things she likes doing and there are things which are clear signs that you would like to get to know her better. Many girls won't decline an offer for an afternoon coffee or some sort of get to know eachother outing because they'd feel rude to do so, so even the spergiest of fedorafags have a chance if they try hard enough and with enough girls and then can manage to entertain her once he has her out and about.
The problem is you fags are too damned blinded by the fact that you would accept any sort of advance from any fucking girl probably and that makes you dumbfounded about how to continue with someone who might need some actual coaxing to take out. Think about what someone might need to do if they wanted to get you out to somewhere when you didn't really want to do it, then think about what they'd need to do to really win you over if you didn't really like them and they needed to get your approval and acceptance. Now, imagine you're a girl (which if you can try to think outside of yourself and actually analyze them, you can do somewhat you fucking autist) and apply that to the situation.
God damn it. You niggers are why I can't tell people I go to 4chan.
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Lads a fit girl told me I looked like Rory McIlroy

Dunno if that's a good thing or bad
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Fuming at the birdcucks. Absolutely no need for them to do this to me.
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>>60807006
Get an air rifle and a bunch of cats
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>>60806986
uh hey dude? this is kinda embarassing but what anime is this kawaii girl from XD
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>>60807034
>Get an air rifle
>in britain
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>>60807006
birdcucks is a good gimmick

it reminds me of this one time here on brett where someone posted some unsolved murder case of a young girl from 1950s america, and someone responded with something like "good im glad the babyboomer's dead"
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>>60806854
damn
soldier on anon, eat moderately and don't have too much coffee
>>60806865
t. yank equivalent of a polish migrant
>>60806886
i couldn't quite understand your post so i'm guessing the time to stop is now
i usually find myself getting giddy around this amount of time of being up
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cucks LOL
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>>60807034
Not him but got an air rifle no cat.
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>>60807060
t. roach lover
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>>60807051
My uncle has a shotgun mate, we can have guns, you take the memes to seriously.
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>>60807056
bit odd that I remember this
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>>60807095
Try shooting birds and see what happens
>>
>>60807060
Yeah sorry tablets are fucking hell to use.

What are like dangerous hours to be awake for? When should I stop so I don't end up doing damage, cause 40 hours seems quite long
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>>60806692
Good. Summer semester classes are killing me but other than that life is great.

Have fun on your trip
>>
*looks down at the mess I've made all over my undies*
Oh I'm such a naughty boy
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>>60807051
They can have air rifles without a permit except in Scotland which is trying to get air gun permits to become a thing

It is hard to get a shotgun there but it can be done
I believe you have to be a farmer or a member of a shooting club
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Predict the most expensive transfer of the Summer.

I'll go first: Pogba to United for £85,000,000
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need a biologically female gf
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>>60807174
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ;-;
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>>60807174
>uncut
>American

Nice try, proxy pom
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>>60807174
looks very similar to mine haha
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>>60807174
Cute
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>>60807116
Probably get arrested, the ones that are making noise are in my neighbours tree, can't shoot into their property. Would give it a go if they were in my garden though.
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>>60807179
your ma to my bed for 10 quid
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cold today
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE GOD AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>60807256
what, only 25c?
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>>60807149
You'll get through it m8, good luck with your studies and thanks.
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>>60807256
Irish famine.
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>>60807273
18 but it was 15 a few hours ago
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>>60807262
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
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>>60807197
actually ill retract this mine has about half of it over the border of the testies and you can see my sheathed helmet is a bit further out
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>>60807195
>tfw huge white uncut cock
I'm so glad my parents were hippies
>>
coming home from Dublin of all places
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>>60807353
irish weather
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>>60807296
*takes a massive drag on the spliff*
*exhales*
*looks at you intensely with reddened eyes*

One candle....
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>>60806986

I'm going to try my best to fuckin sleep lad
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>>60807086
JFs OUT
>>60807147
I think 1-2 days is playing it safe, even though the microsleeps and mild hallucinations start around then. Any longer and you're pushing it I think
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>>60807391
>One candle....

it's 'one light'
>>
is the irish diaspora big in australia?
>>
might just pack my car and live in-land robbing services stations and such desu lads
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>>60807428
el australiANO

google una vela you moron
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>>60807428
>>60807423
>>60807391
A RED CANDLE)))
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>>60807435

I'm pretty sure there's at least one Irish pub in Australia...........................
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>>60807435
yes
>>
out cold
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>>60807450
yeah thats the literal translation mate but the meaning of it gets a bit lost in translation. just trust, sweety, it's "one light"
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all autistic people need to be put in camps
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>>60807460
yeah i know a hard cunt one and one in newtown desu the one in newtown is cheap af it's great..........................
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is the digital economy even real?

what's to stop the head of Paypal from giving himself $1,000,000 of conjured up money?
It's not real, it's just numbers on computers thousands of miles away.
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>>60807492
el australiANO
>>60807467
i always heard that almost all australians have MUH irish heritage
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>>60807530
>i always heard that almost all australians have MUH irish heritage

yeah heaps of us are. my mum went to ireland a few months ago and brought me back some touristy shit

pretty swell cop desu got a shirt and a mug
>>
>>60807547
>heaps
what?
>>
>>60807530
a lot of Aussies are descended from Irish criminals who were sent over by the British
>>
>>60807522
no the bankers control the economy erducate you're self
>>
>>60807522
The whole economy makes no sense if you really think about it. I think I or we all are living in some test run simulation to see how our minds keep us from seeing the obvious that nothing makes sense
>>
>>60807577
means 'a lot'
>>
>>60807580
you are basically the mexicans of the UK
>>60807596
thanks))
>>
wait wtf is taiwan not part of the PRC?
>>
>>60807522

Is money even real???
>>
Would you die for Farage lads?

1. Australiano
2. Yes
>>
>>60807617
no??

>australian education
>>
>>60807623
australiANO hahahaha
>>
>>60807636
wtf since when? i thought it was like hong kong
>>
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normans rooooooooooooo
>>
*buries donkey-brains yank in a shallow grave before spitting on him*
>>
>>60807648
It's called the ROC. That's where the nationalists fled to during the cultural revolution
>>
Just remember when I was a kid and used to draw designs all over my hands and forearms with sharpie haha
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>>60807617
depends who you're asking.

This picture kind of says it all. These stickers are for sale.
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>>60807662
yeah i know that their government is the ROC but i thought that the PRC just let them run themselves whist still technically being part of china
>>
>>60807623
Depends what for,

a war for Britain of to save Europe
then yes.

Another pointless war in some shit hole sand bowl
No
>>
>>60807658
*thanks the thick aussie for doing my job for me before putting a bullet in his brain*
>>
>>60807608
it's not like you had to do much to be arrested tbf
people got deported to Australia for trying to steal a loaf of bread during the famine
>>
daily reminder their is a city within London and has been so for 700 years stay woke bcos the illuminati be wylin' out
>>
>>60807687
Ah I see what you're saying. I'm pretty sure China knows that the US backs Taiwan and that any interference could lead to war
>>
>>60807715
Still a crime
>>
>>60807733
now i understand why yankis are scumbags......like father like son
>>
>>60807617
Taiwan was never submerged into the hell that was the communist revolution and I'm pretty sure (though I could be wrong) that many Chinese people fearing the purge fled to Taiwan.
They name themselves as independent and only as the Republic of China rather than the Peoples Republic of China.
>>
>>60807749
Why? Because we won't let you break into our country and terrorize people?
>>
>>60807749
>Excusing a crime just because of the severity of it
Shouldn't expect anything more from a third worlder tbf
>>
>>60807749
pendejo
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>>60807773
>subjugate country
>don't help them during a 5 year famine because "gods will"
>deport people who steal scraps of food
>British people are proud of this
can't make it up t b h
>>
Imagine being Irish.

Lmao, no thank you.
>>
there is a reason why the irish are kinda the closest best ally.
>we are catholics
>we are called spics by yanks, they are called micks by pirates
>they helped us to fight abbusive imperialist yankis back in 1846
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>>60807858
You're lucky you weren't subjugated into non existence
>>
what are leprechauns actually
>>
>>60807858
Life is tough kiddo. Should have put in an extra days work or too if you wanted to provide for mother and baby instead of stealing.
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>>60807894
oops 1847 LOL
>>
>>60807894
The life of a Mexican is literally worthless

Killing a Latino is no different from stepping on a roach
>>
>>60807912
>Americans will speculate on the reason and method of a imagined somebody's deportion from hundreds of years ago

ah yes
>>
hmm

*looks into distance*

*wonders what the actual PTSD posting australian is thinking*
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>>60807894
>elpaddyANO

>>60807897
tou tried and failed, that's why Northern Ireland exists
>>
>>60807961
still intent that 3 australians are actually one?
>>
>>60807953
t. Michael O'Reilly
>>
>toddler taken by alligator from bank during movie night at disneyland

bruhhhh
>>
>>60807996
Bruce O Reilly*
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>>60807996
t. idiot
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>>60805843
I love cardinals. They cool motherfuckers, always looking like they sick of you and your stupid shit
>>
>can't get a non-meme job without master's degree
>apply to school for master's degree
>get rejected for lacking courses that i don't lack
>"our decision is final"

ahhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssss

knew coming back home was a stupid idea
>>
>>60807985
some other guy that night said he was the PTSD poster and he posted just before about his ex-wife julia

best case scenario is that psycho responds again and we get another thread of john posting
>>
>>60808032
Didn't know they had those in europe
>>
>horse-face sports reporter is in France
>thicc milf weather girl is at kew gardens

"equality"
>>
>>60808049
didnt answer my question at all

also John posting was mocking you btw
>>
new thread plz
>>
>>60808074
wasn't it mocking the guy who thought that like 5 different posters were all the same person and that all german, japanese and yanks were an australian too?

that is defs not me

t. john
>>
>>60808102
woops sorry John thought you were John

all the best

Bill
>>
60808151

60808151

60808151
>>
>>
>>>60808151

>>>60808151

I feel new
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>>60808116
hey bill,

nah wasn't me. I was one of the people who he accused of being a multiple poster across vpns and shit. I certainly was not the accuser

cheers,

Dave (John)
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>>60807901
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>>60808061
Huh, weird. I don't think we do have them. But how are Catholic cardinals names after a bird that's only found on the other side of the planet?
>>
>>60808242
Are you being facetious?
>>
Alri lads how goes it
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