>be American
>all my life savings get destroyed on a rainy day because paper money
>>60805275
Americans store their money in the bank
>>60805275
Have you heard about "bank"? Or you guys just burry your savings into the ground?
>>60805291
>be American
>all my life savings get stolen by bank robbers
>>60805275
>be Australian
>spend hours uploading pictures exclusively to shitpost on Tibetan origami forums
>>60805291
>giving your money to the jew
>>60805330
Banks don't actually keep much physical cash.
The fruit doesn't fall too far from the tree.
>be Australian
>spoidah falls on lap
>jump out of panic
>mfw ground harness snaps and I fall into the sun
>>60805275
Actually our money is made of cloth.
>>60805660
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>60805330
We have a fractional reserved banking system and accounts are insured for up to $250,000.
>>60805275
>>60805330
I didn't have your golden lels there so I saved them, thanks m8
>>60805434
>>60805718
>be American
>life savings don't actually exist
>get JEW'd
>>60805434
>be american
>money gets stolen by cybergoth bank hacker.
>>60805660
rare
>>60805796
>>60805860
>be american
>>60805881
t. gommie
>>60805796
Australia also has fractional reserve banking.
>>60805275
American "paper" money is actually printed on a blend of Cotton and Linen. It's pretty durable.
>>60805796
>what is the FDIC
>>60805275
>85kb
Jokes on you, everything I earn I change to pennies and keep it under my bed. Once the penny is retired I'll melt them down and sell all the copper and make a fortune.
Probably the worst attempt yet. And with so much material the past few days.
Australia should be ashamed.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/most-americans-have-less-than-1000-in-savings-2015-10-06
Is this article true? Are americans massive poorfags
>>60808730
Yes we don't save money at all we live paycheck to paycheck paying off all the debt we've acquired.
>Car payments for $25k car
>Rent/house payment
>Utility bills (phone, internet, electricity, water)
>Schooling ($5k-$20k)
If you don't take out any debt then you're left unable to compete with those that have.
>>60805275
>be Australian
>have to spend almsot 4$ for a bottle of soda
>the dollar value is roughly equal to 75 cents of the USD
>have no guns
How do you live in such a shit country?
>>60805805
Be Canadian.
That's it, that's the joke.
>>60805986
But I keep my money out of the bank and rain don't affect it since it plastic
Checkmate burgerfats
>>60805291
>be american
>go to withdraw moneys
>get shot
>>60805275
>>60805330
>>60805796
>>60809946
>>60810115
>BE AUSTRALIAN
>GET ATTACKED BY SPIDER
AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>60809946
>be Australian
>plastic money because can't stop drooling on everything
>>60810910
>>60810947
Plastic money can't be used to wipe up drool. Paper money, on the other hand...
>>60811053
No, shitheel, drool ruins paper money.
>>60811094
You use plastics to wipe up liquids?
>>60811184
No I use plastics to keep liquids off of stuff. I also don't use paper to clean up liquids, I use a cloth.
Jesus, why're you so dense?
