How do you order a beer in your country?
Personally I hand over my passport with shaking hands and just say "b-beer" while looking down at the ground
>>60790724
beer is gross
Thats bs because I know you look old enough so they don't even ask ID's from you anymore, and they only do that if you look over 30.
>>60791063
>beer is gross
Are you a faggot ?
A coke.
"yks portteri kiitos"
kuka helvetti menee paariin juomaan 5-6 euron normaalikeskikaljaa
>>60791119
This.
I burst into the bar, making sure that my trenchoat flaps in the motion, walk up to the bar and say "Barkeep! A pint of your finest ale, please."
>>60791063
Thought I'm the only one who thinks beer is disgusting.
>>60791119
maaaaybe
nelosstobe
>>60791141
Yhtälaillaila siinä herran Phortyyrissä on 200% palvelumaksua pullon ojentamisesta / lasiin kaatamisesta
"Alright love, I'll have a Stella you fucking slag"
>>60790724
I had no problem to buying beer then I was 18yo. But now sometimes I need to give them my ID coz they think I'm younger than 18, but I'm 28 now.
>>60790724
Pinte of IPA please mate
Une pinte s'il vous plait
Una cerveza por favor tio
"H-hi, how much for a Guinness?"
"$4"
"Okay"
*count money with shaky hands*
2 great reasons to only drink at home.
>>60790724
haha why do you have to show your passport? Are you that much of a babyface?
I don't drink alcohol. If you do you're literally a rapist.
>be balding in my early 20s
>never need to show ID
feels bittersweet
>>60791722
I would've gotten vaginae'd already if that was the case.
>>60791888
FUCKING NAZIST! THE POLICE SAYS RAPE IS CAUSED BY ALCOHOL!
"Yksi keskiolut tuoppi, kiitos."
>>60790724
>Vê uma [beer brand]
>*gives you the beer*
>pay later
Pretty simple.
Depends where I am. If it's a dive bar I just ask for a Yuengling, if it's somewhere nice I'll ask to see a beer list first.
So
"Hi, could I please have a Yuengling."
>>60791919
>FUCKING KUFFIR! THE SHARIA LAW SAYS RAPE IS CAUSED BY ALCOHOL!
>>60790724
i dont drink alchohol
"Pint of [ beer name ] please"
>>60790724
I just say "Weihenstephaner, doppelbock!"
That's Swedish for "a beer please"
>>60790724
i just grab what beer i want from the bar's fridge and pay for it, if i can't i just ask
>one [beer's name] please
except that one time that i got hyped because the beer had a bear and i wanted the bear beer so i said "i want the bear beer" and i got two and it was pretty damn good i tell you what
>they ask what they can get for me
>"[name of beer], please"
>feel young and beautiful when they ask to see my ID
>feel like an ugly old piece of shit when they don't
>"Hi. Give me a beer."
>pay and receive beer
>"Thanks."
>>60791202
Yeh this
>>60792296
This, any other answer is autistic
a pint of that please
I only drink by myself at home.
>>60790724
Same, but I'm prematurely aged, so no one has asked my age since 16.
>>60792100
Based, great taste
>>60792020
>tfw all decent established breweries in the US were founded by Germans
KRAUT'D
>>60790724
I don't order beer because all beer universally tastes like dog piss filtered through an anus.
>>60793781
>this person consider himself to be anglo
I unironically don't drink
>>60793781
What's wrong with dog piss?
>>60791511
Bin that watermark.
