After traveling thousands of miles I have now legally purchased a Kinder Egg.
>>60769035
cia is coming after you
>>60769035
Be a real badass and smuggle this dangerous item through the border
>>60769047
I am currently under the protection of their Goddess-Empress
Enjoy getting v& you idiot.
>>60769054
That's suicidal. Not only would I never endanger my countrymen like that, I'd be executed immediately by US Homeland Security on arrival.
>>60769035
try not to choke on it
>>60769244
They can't reach me here
Where are you?
Are there a lot of pakis?
>>60769302
That's what you think? With a safety hazard like that, expect incognito agents hauling you off in the middle of the night.
If I were you I'd book a flight to some place with no extradition deal and go into hiding.
>>60769325
London. Speaking of which, there's a lot of burkas here. Not so bad really, but noticeably more.
There's a girl from Moldova working at the hotel registry, and she is stunningly beautiful.
I'm tired as shit because it's 04:00 in my hometown.
>>60769328
Yes. Its somewhere between "meme" and "completely true".
I've been here a short while and it's typically white folk in the major areas, but there's lots of Muslims to speak of, ESPECIALLY anywhere not well-kept.
>>60769401
where in london
>>60769485
Took a train from Heathrow Airport to Paddington.
Enjoy your freedom Amerifriend
>>60769325
Your flag looks like Kiribati.
>>60769524
good lad
your jeans are yank-tier by the way
>>60769035
Nice shoes.
>>60769633
I figure the cowboy boots are the most yank-tier desu senpai
Speaking of which, damn the boys here can dress. I mean fuck, no homo and all that jazz, but those casual suits with the functionless dressy shoes are handsome desu.
>>60769687
Why don't you open up your egg? Show us the goods.
>>60769244
>you need to tip the authorities in the U.S.
>buy egg
>get DRONE'D
>>60769633
>your jeans are yank-tier by the way
Yanks don't know
>>60769759
Top heh
>>60769136
If you hide it well (ie. rectum) and choose the sexual molestation queue instead of the auto-undressing machine at the airport, it will fetch a decent price on the black market. If you can live with yourself knowing you've taken the life of an innocent American kid.
>>60769699
>>60770253
>not posting a picture of every step of the unboxing process
>>60769759
underrated post
>>60769035
I like your shoe
>>60769759
>>60770253
What the flying fuck is that
>>60770253
what the heck is that even supposed to be
>>60770253
hmmm really makes you think
>>60770455
>>60770440
Leia on a corellian corvette
>>60770253
Wew that a shit m8
>>60770253
I remember when the surprises were good...
So long ago.
>>60771002
good times man... good times
>>60769035
wow those are a rare delicacy here reserved for baldwin
>>60771002
>>60770584
>>60770475
>>60770455
>>60770440
Fuck if I know, this is eurocandy, y'all ought to be the experts.
>>60770253
...
Never-fucking-mind, I think I'm in a bad part of town and now there's trash and hijabs EVERYWHERE.
>>60771153
>eurocandy
What you call "whoppers" are Maltesers and your "Three Musketeers" are Milky Ways
>>60771238
Are you staying in a hostel?
>>60771238
Post pictures of cuties.
Watch out for people with loose clothes, they might blow up and such.
>>60771268
Three Musketeers and Milky Ways are seperate candy bars
We're staying at a genuine hotel.
>>60771276
I don't want to get caught taking a picture of that Slav qt
>>60771421
Moldova is not a Slavic country. You should ask her out though. Just do it, you're abroad anyway.
Also I meant pics of cute hijabis.
>>60769035
>there are muslims and Americans in Europe
>americans are so fat they'd kill each other for a piece of pie
http://www.caller.com/news/local/crime/house-shot-after-pie-fight-352b43e8-4c79-0925-e053-0100007fe394-382772391.html
>>60771499
Shit, I forgot Moldova is basically Romania and therefore Italic.
>>60771681
>While questioning residents, police were told about a spat involving two family members and a piece of buttermilk pie. The argument between the men, aged 21 and 45, escalated, then calmed, Corpus Christi police Lt. Chris Hooper said. But the 21-year-old who missed out on enjoying the pie grabbed a shotgun and fired a round at the house.
Are all the memes real?
>>60771635
and jews.....most importantly
:^)
>>60769759
>>60771738
Corpus Christi is mostly Mexican, but who knows
Why would anyone want to visit London at this day and age.
>>60772025
Disaster tourists
>>60772025
Memes.
>>60769759
>>60769759
>>60770253
What in the fuck....
>>60770253
Holy shit i got the same thing like 2 months ago.
spooky
