cara edition
korean poop
cara has a willy
1st for america and donald trump
is a slag subedition
>>60759389
>not eating light and buttery biscuits with sausage and white gravy, with buttered and salted grits for breakfast
>not eating bbq pork with cole slaw and hushpuppies, collard greens with vinegar, and candied yams for lunch
>not eating country fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, green beans, and cornbread for dinner
>not eating home-made icecream at a bonfire at your mom and dad's house talking about how liberals are fags while you shoot beer cans with your shotguns before leaving and fucking your redneck GF in your truck
how can you justify still being british in 2016? why does the world sit idly by and suffer the brit to live in its misery?
Not sure about this getting worried about the leave campaign strengthening and attempting to sway the opinions of 30 random anonymous people online meme desu lads
>>60760046
You're the edgelord for idolising him. He was a terrible, terrible ruler at the top of a shit system. WW1 could have been avoided if it weren't for his childish posturing
>>60760092
>Wilhelm's memoirs
Ah yes, a reliable source.
He was an egotistical stuck-up child who wanted to play at war, and blamed anyone but himself for the disaster he and his generals got his country into
how long do your obsessions with girls generally last, netherlad?
>>60760126
even better
>>60760148
about 3 years and counting
>>60760140
delete this
i thought denmark and the netherlands were the same country until recently
>>60760126
Nah I've seen her fanny mate
Soviet Union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI
ISO British bf. Inquire within
>random anonymous people online meme desu lads
what did he mean by this?
drunk guy from sp here
ama
Drinking a polish lager beer by the name lowenstein
Not bad
I am brussels
>>60760111
fucking degenerate clog wearer obsessed with a dyke that looks like a bloke/frogman, so much so he spends his entire life monitoring threads on /brit/ to get the first post edition.
really makes you think.
>>60760111
Fuck sake I was about to ask a Mexican to do one for the arsehurt. No matter. Our lad.
I've been curious about something, lately. Does fucking a heated up melon actually feel good? Or is it just a meme?
>>60760129
Good lad
>>60760111
Hello netherlands
Not sure if I'm a fan of this yank food lads.
![1445103737441[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qVsSiFa.png "1445103737441[1].png")
>why yes, i watch thought provoking meta humor and logic encouraging youtube channels such as h3h3 and vsuace, 'tis an amazing time to be alive when such intellectual hubs gain millions of viewers
Have an opportunity to get a gf but she wants me to do a bit of chasing and I can't be arsed so I'm gonna leave her desu lads
embarrassed by how my president handled the situation in orlando t-b-h
>>60760203
hey, want a stroopwafel?
>>60760205
I hope that's not gravy.
>>60760205
eat this ass lad
>>60760111
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>>60760235
sfe wuu2 :D
>>60760187
Why not just hang around for a week and see how it is instead of running your mouth off.
>>60760174
I'm really handsome, well spoken, I have a 132 IQ, but I have no skills and I smoke pot every day.
>>60760234
It's biscuits and gravy, a popular American dish
Alri lads
>>60760233
Fucking stupid question. Of course I want a Stroopwafel.
>>60760243
listening to dean martin
>>60760140
That sure was a collection of words, I'm not sure what any of it means but they were words.
>>60760206
Vsauce's videos always have interesting premises but end up being a load of boring wank
I prefer nerdwriter for my reddittube pseudo-intellectual fix
>>60760243
>those posts
>those post numbers
/brit/ is literally over 25% of /int/
Own board when?
Do non chavs actually care about the age of a car? Looking down upon a car due to the fact it's a few years old seems like such a pleb thing to do.
>>60760250
ill fucking hang you for around a week how about that?
thought so.
>>60760264
shithouse
>>60760146
>Ah yes, a reliable source.
>Hahaaha...although it's a first hand resource from the man himself, I'm going to say its unreliable, since I don't like the man
> and blamed anyone but himself for the disaster he and his generals got his country into
>his generals got his country into
That's what I just said. His generals still had the "Blood and Iron" personality from the Napoleonic Era.
During Germany's Wilhelminean Era, boys were forced to dress as sailors, because Wilhelm wanted to erase the notion of Germany expansion on the continent, which was something Bismark wanted --- and the main cause of WW2.
>WW1 could have been avoided if it weren't for his childish posturing
Oh, that's rich coming from the country that has declared the most war in history, and has gone to war to get people addicted to drugs.
But I digress
Was he perfect? No, but he was anti-Nazi and WW1 wasn't his fault
>>60760251
>pot
it's time to turn the proxy off fatty
>>60760251
FOY
me in the pic
Haha what am I like sent 4 messages to this bird when drink with no reply each 1 month apart haha fuck me lol what a haha funny lol fuck
>>60760290
>ill fucking hang you for around a week how about that?
Learn to wipe your bum first lad.
>>60760216
Just be glad that he is soon gone. he is just a fuck-up.
Is there an official name for the Cologne shit that happened yet?
I'm a big fan of "The Rape of Cologne"
>>60760305
I use pot because weed is basically a meme word now.
>>60760216
What did he do
I've been a degenerate this weekend and missed everything that happened
>>60760251
>Really handsome
>Well-spoken
Prove one
>>60760355
Remember when the Reddit mods also tried to cover it up? They recently tried to cover up the Orlando shooting
>>60760235
Well post it then, faggot. It better be a nice looking arse and if she is a yank she better be a southern one.
>>60760334
barack? How so?
>>60760360
FOY
>>60760373
No Cos I don't go on Reddit lol
>>60760330
ill use your face as toilet paper, you might actually be worth something to this world then.
>>60760362
nothing
>>60760283
Old car implies more miles which implies the higher likelihood of needing to work on that car
i love how the UK and the US have anti-marxist, anti-russian propaganda everywhere 4 g0d
>>60760254
Americans should just eat their slop out of a trough and be done with it.
>>60760378
>southern
Absolute shit taste la
>>60760392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hdYLWh2xz8
Would you suck a nice clean Willy?
>>60760205
you're supposed to take the picture of the food before you eat it
>>60760364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MlSowIGbM7
>>60760278
But we have known that we are the second largest population on both /int/ and 4chan in general for years.
We know that /brit/ is one of the fastest threads. Weren't you here for that one site that ranked everything and /brit/ went into full shitposting mode to get the number one fastest thread rank?
Housemate and his cunt friends are being loud
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNTS
IM TOO YOUNG TOO DUMB TO REALIZE
THAT III SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT YOU FLOWEERS
.. AND HELD YOUR HAAAND
>>60760327
Nah no violence they were pretty rowdy with flares and fireworks but it all seemed in good spirits
Didn't do any dude nah not really a fan 2bh. Saw a live sex show tho which was funny
>>60760444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJJA NEGRO
>>60760355
>>60760430
>what is /vg/
fuck off retard
>>60760441
Sorry mate, sometimes forget you live here cos you never sit in the lounge with us
Knock on my door if you fancy a beer or want to join us
>see girl
>immediately picture her doing a poo
Is this why I'm a virgin lads?
>>60760413
You need to leave our thread, carpetbagger.
>>60760427
>Brit can do better southern accent than me
brb kms
Also
>gays OUT
>>60760297
>His generals still had the "Blood and Iron" personality from the Napoleonic Era.
And in the shit-tier German constitution, the army held a disproportionate amount of power, and were unquestionably loyal to the Kaiser. He had the final say over their decisions
>During Germany's Wilhelminean Era, boys were forced to dress as sailors, because Wilhelm wanted to erase the notion of Germany expansion on the continent, which was something Bismark wanted --- and the main cause of WW2.
German naval posturing was directly responsible for driving Britain away from her. Wilhelm wanted his little toy fleet and actively encouraged aggressive people like Tirpitz to take the lead in naval matters
You're saying that starting a naval arms race against the leading sea power wasn't an act of aggression?
>Oh, that's rich coming from the country that has declared the most war in history, and has gone to war to get people addicted to drugs.
Difference is, we have always had a constitutional and democratic system wherein one batshit individual wasn't allowed to impart his own demented vision on foreign policy
>>60760492
it's probably a factor.
>>60760420
reply to me again and i will literally knock you out.
>>60760423
>He thinks I would put that shit anywhere near my mouth
where's the toot poster??
>>60760470
Yeah because I don't like you cunts and am always out with my actual friends and only come back here to sleep you twat
>>60760515
Lets go lad.
>>60760427
Do more please
>>60760467
This was before /vg/ you utter spastic newcunt.
>>60760495
Fine, you can have them
>>60760536
No need to get upset matey
>>60760423
>>60760205
>
>>60760556
>scones and jizz
>>60760550
The south is ours! Come home white man.
>>60760549
/vg/ was around way before /brit/
>>60760427
s-speak with regular accent pls
lads
they're at it again
>>60760555
Let me go to sleep then you cunthole
a brit who likes the south part of the US...
i bet he is gay
>>60760571
you've never heard of white gravy? it's flour and milk
>>60760556
Oh I'll never get used to setting eyes on that, thing.
>>60760556
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
>>60760596
good chico
Did you hear the one about the muslim in the gay bar?
>>60760620
are you a southern?
>>60760608
>dude
You rekt yourself before you even began.
>>60760600
That's a Bechamel.
ah, yes,,,
>>60760600
That's called bechamel sauce
Gravy is the reduced cooking juices from meat
i have insatiable appetite
the interesting part is i'm skinny(5'11 130lbs)
i just can't stop eating
>>60760639
hownu.ru
>>60760508
> and were unquestionably loyal to the Kaiser. He had the final say over their decisions
Nah, they weren't. That's why the Kaiser's indirectly affected modern day Europe. In his memoirs, he knew that his current military officials were probably the last ones that would give support to a monarch. BIsmark even said so himself:
>"Once I died, lol, good luck, cause they won't listen to you."
basically
>You're saying that starting a naval arms race against the leading sea power wasn't an act of aggression?
Starting a naval arms race? Some call it that I suppose. Others more sympathetic to the Germans would see it as Kaiser wishing to be a part of the lucrative international trade that could only be accomplished on the high seas
>>60760647
sharia begins
>>60760657
fail
>>60760502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H7yaeGv756
>>60760542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wCSPlZDZQl
>>60760575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00yW82C861I
>>60760628
He completely misunderstood the "I've got something to put in you" line from that song.
>>60760608
I love how you can immediately recognise misc pasta from the censored words
>>60760628
Shots!
doing a john martyn
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtS8A1lNIrM
Doing a wish my dreams were real
>>60760647
Have sixth form and GCSE kiddies finished or something? Threads are awful at the moment
>>60760675
It's one of the most famous pastas going m8
>>60760679
thanks to this, i will be able to learn english even more!!!
>>60760647
That's some real newspeak right there.
>>60760430
Is the site still about?
>>60760689
This is proof we need to have a civil war desu.
>>60760712
Sure.
>Threads are awful at the moment
>>60760719
I didn't mean what I said about Mexicans. I was just pretending to be from Texas. x
>>60760689
>MM/DD format
>UK publication
what
>>60760689
i don't like living in an era of cucks, lads
make it stop
Just picked some gunk out from inside the curled inwards bit of my ingrowing toenail. It smells bad but I can't stop sniffing
>>60760666
Genuinly believe that Sharia law could never be enacted because there would be a populist uprising if alcohol was ever banned
What went wrong?
>>60760689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0NY-fo6O7w
This guy absolutely rekts this yank apologist
r8 my american tank lads
Good morning lads :3
>>60760679
>http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fvocaroo.com%2Fi%2Fs00yW82C861I
eeee
>>60760740
>for peace and socialism
>socialism
>>60760774
it's top gear
>>60760766
We love lads too.
>>60760644
>>60760648
Bechamel needs lard or butter as well
>>60760647
There was bitching about this way before Sadiq became mayor. It's because he's leftie not because he's muslim.
>>60760761
smells like proprionic acid
literally your decaying body
>>60760761
did you ever get a pulsatile infection with the ingrown toe nail?
I had one and it eventually popped and smelled like dead animal hahaha it was mental
>>60760774
the first five have never been in a car thats been on a track or have charisma
>>60760791
what is this?
>>60760774
Eurofags bbc
chris evans is a pathetic melt
These are the FACTS people
>>60760798
either way they can fuck off
if girls feel insecure then they should change themselves not society
>>60760774
i want to fuck the woman
#stopislamicapologists
>>60760783
good name
>>60760796
no scrumpings needs lard or butter but thats just a base for lots of culinary sauces
>>60760774
>BBC, I'm C.A.N.C.E.L.L.E.D.
>>60760802
It's not like pus gunk, more accumulated dead skin and dirt into a squidgy paste
>>60760814
Something about a pheasant fucker.
>>60760783
will MAGA/10
Halal subway was step one
>>60760774
>black
>woman
>yank
>evans
>rasheed
>who?
>nostalgia
hmmm
>>60760863
I meant the scrambled link.
You never heard that tongue twister before?
>>60760851
Is Ireland banned by sharia?
We'll never stand for that either.
Making white wee come out of my willy again
>>60760809
>Matt LeBlanc's never been in a car that's been on a track
You taking the piss?
*sits in front of the back four*
the coronation?
>>60760846
Used to be smokerockserryday until they changed it 2bh
time travel is impossible because faster-than-light travel is impossible. the only way to cross the threshold of the space-time continuum would be to travel at least marginally faster than the speed of light which, according to Einstein, is impossible.
real tired of this time travel gimmick
>>60760809
>Sabine
>Never been in a car that's been on a track
Mong
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>>60760779
if they do not talk shit against Assad i am okay with that
>>60760791
Did I win, then? Plane ticket when?
>>60760917
nothing is impossible if you bee leave in urself
>eyes are starting to go bad
just in time for 4k
fml
>>60760766
Would you fight and die for alcohol?
>>60760851
>scrumpings
I dunno what that is la but whenever I've made bechamel is been with a white roux and milk, and a white roux needs fat
>>60760907
>>60760918
literally just made that up 2bh
has matt leblanc ever raced?
hopefully im gonna make it through and become a normal functioning helping human being one day
>>60760949
Tricky question
>>60760949
It is our right. It is our culture.
If you hate it, fuck off back home.
MAKE IT STOP
>>60760917
ammending: to humor the far-fetched reality that we could feasibly travel faster than the speed of light, we could only travel forward in time, not backwards, making it ultimately pointless. the only way to travel backwards through time via faster-than-light travel would be to somehow circumvent the outward boundaries of our universe of which we only have vague theories of. according to one theory, if, and only if, our visible universe is a "bubble inside of a pot of boiling water" could be conceivably travel beyond our own bubble, into the vast unknown, go all the way around the outside of our bubble universe, and then enter back into on the other side. but again, it's just a theory. we will probably never know what's outside of our visible universe. at least not within our lifetimes.
>>60760997
He's been on the Top Gear track like 5 times before the old trio even left. Matt's a proper petrolhead.
>>60761044
t. New top gear fan
>the only way to cross the threshold of the space-time continuum would be to travel at least marginally faster than the speed of light which, according to Einstein, is impossible.
>>60760935
Who's goin where? I got the dough
Me
>>60760917
Alcubierre Drive.
>>60761059
Haven't even watched the new one. Barely watched the old one tbqh.
>amending: to humor the far-fetched reality that we could feasibly travel faster than the speed of light, we could only travel forward in time, not backwards, making it ultimately pointless. the only way to travel backwards through time via faster-than-light travel would be to somehow circumvent the outward boundaries of our universe of which we only have vague theories of. according to one theory, if, and only if, our visible universe is a "bubble inside of a pot of boiling water" could be conceivably travel beyond our own bubble, into the vast unknown, go all the way around the outside of our bubble universe, and then enter back into on the other side. but again, it's just a theory. we will probably never know what's outside of our visible universe. at least not within our lifetimes.
>>60761085
>>amending: to humor the far-fetched reality that we could feasibly travel faster than the speed of light, we could only travel forward in time, not backwards, making it ultimately pointless. the only way to travel backwards through time via faster-than-light travel would be to somehow circumvent the outward boundaries of our universe of which we only have vague theories of. according to one theory, if, and only if, our visible universe is a "bubble inside of a pot of boiling water" could be conceivably travel beyond our own bubble, into the vast unknown, go all the way around the outside of our bubble universe, and then enter back into on the other side. but again, it's just a theory. we will probably never know what's outside of our visible universe. at least not within our lifetimes.
nigga we can already travel forward in time like just wait lol
nigger
>>60761069
Bring me to America. Unless you live in Detroit or some black people place. <3
beautiful maisie
>Time travel? Scientifically impossible
>>60761087
I'd have a frothy mouthed Mexican pirate over an African semen mouthed Swede cuck.
Ty for the tunes though. You make good tunes.
>>60761144
they look better than your people
>>60761097
Willy has enlarged
>>60761097
>>60761075
Uhhhhhh all gender is fluid so why specify that's it's a genderfluid daddy???
>Muslim mayor
>first thing he does is force pictures of women to be removed
HMMM............
>>60761176
>>60761201
the fucks a matter with you two
>>60761144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UeQLO43a2Y
I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground etc.
>>60761105
Literally 1 black person living within a 5 mile radius of my house. Although you may want to include me as well since I can't stop saying "senpai" (sincerest apologies)
>>60761202
it looks like a boy
*girls don't pay attention to me*
Fucking immigrants, fucking brussels bureaucrats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw
thoughts?
>>60761223
Uhh that's a bit identifist. You can't judge for how someone identifies liiiieeeek uhhmmmmmmmmm
>>60761231
Maisie looks exactly like "that cute girl" we all know/fancy and have no chance with
>>60761255
Is there something wrong with that?
hmm kind of hope the violence carries on at the euros we need to at least seriously injure a few russian fans to get our own back. apparently there are far less russian fans there overall so if an attack can be co ordinated on them that'd be great
>>60761097
she looks quite fit here tbqphwy
>>60761105
>>60761248
>senpai
That is, the shortened version of "family"
>>60761163
post a pic of my ppl
>>60761296
yes
>>60761232
Poor Karin.
anyone notice how yanks are attracted to more neotenous looking grills than us? just a thought
>>60761336
ur women are shit
>>60761331
i have a video instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
>>60761282
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm please don't assume that? I'm not judgemental I was just pointing out the cisnormativety of it??? like why is xe a daddy first and a uuuuuuum mummy second????
>neotenous
>>60761248
Deal. I'm going to get myself a red truck, a rifle, hunt on the weekends, and drink overhopped American microbrews on the reg. k? x
I took a peel in eeeebeeezah
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>>60760770
get in here and spam it with ballbusting shite
>>60761346
t. a country whose general is currently wanking over a woman who looks like a 9 year old boy
>>60761352
hey i know those guys!
>>60761269
Irish cunts. cheeky buggers
>>60761385
yeah that's what I was addressing
i'm convinced the "X" chromosome is the normie chromosome and girls have two of them which explains it all really
Just had the muffin lads. Was pretty nice.
>i'm convinced the "X" chromosome is the normie chromosome and girls have two of them which explains it all really
>last guardian finally gets a release
normies are at it again lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b03sg14KFD
>>60761438
pics?
>>60761441
forgot your pic lad, let me help you out
>>60761429
What does Y have? The ability to drive and create civilization?
>>60760858
gross desu haha
Drunk one too many lager beers!
>>60761455
cheers lad you really bailed me out there x
>>60761476
he drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a vodka drink
>>60761430
they are the ppl that got btfo by my ppl in the 19th century
negro de mierda
