Labour voters edition
cara
Inb4 remain shill
>>60757998
Sjws side with Muslims over the 100 dead bummers
>>60758030
The missus on the right
>windows 10 """upgrade""" on a brand new laptop gets stuck at 99% after 4 hours
ahh yes what a reliable operating system microsoft has produced
Going to do a sleep
I'll soo
>>60757939
Dreaming of transitioning is keeping me alive
My final day is not something I can foresee anymore
>>60757947
This park was practically looking for slaves
Treated employees poorly and flouted employment law
We'd work for an hour a day without pay
We'd only get a 15 minute break or no break at all
Zero hours contract
They mostly hired 18/19 year olds (including fat females who weren't suitable for retail or working in the arcade) who weren't in education, non-whites, Polish and the disabled
>>60757963
Good enough
>>60757943
You pathetic failure, you forgot to post the pic
Need a cuddle
dunno
>>60758068
Doing well mate. My missus has 6 tits. Only two function, barely mind.
>windows 10
rofl
could do with a gf
>>60758109
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Bookies are slashing odds on brexit lads. So fucking hype
doing a having a nice life lads
;'(
>>60758107
Come here mate
Wookiehug
>>60758103
>They mostly hired 18/19 year olds (including fat females who weren't suitable for retail or working in the arcade) who weren't in education, non-whites, Polish and the disabled
People on the same social level as yourself?
>people find this attractive
>don't reply to a girl on tinder for over a month
>She replies back in seconds
>>60758137
and it lasts as long as it possibly can
>>60758145
Mmm :3
>>60758161
FONT
>>60758156
I'd hit it.
>>60758179
Wanna spoon?
orthodox christians >>>>>>> pseudo pirate christians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HA4TJ82MA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es7BgsWq1_g
Oy vey
>>60758213
You aren't religious though
Normies have no right to be miserable, if I had sex on a regular basis I'd be on cloud 9 24/7
>>60758149
They were all really social
Normies
Friends with each other, made jokes, smiled and stuff
Even the non-whites
Wer hat auf dieser Erde wohl den größten Mund?
>>60758253
here we do not have orthodox churches :(
>fell for a leftist tumblrina at uni
>she rejected me
ahh yes, very good. time to let out my pathetic mewling, cuck anger out at all internet leftists
>>60758297
t. Pseudo pirate Christian
Hairdresser added me on normiebook
Her status is "looking for a sugar daddy"
>>60758301
>>60758315
liberals =/= leftists
>>60758213
please stop the pirate meme, it's literally just you forcing this and since your arrival in these threads I have viewed your mariaciposting with growing contempt
Hello my friends
Long time no see
Ahhh ok
>>60758295
Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät!
>>60758202
Yes please
>>60758301
I would appreciate if you stopped transcribing my diary onto /brit/
who /irascible/ here
smallest shit sends me into a rage nearly every day
women had zero interest in me until they found out i have money
>>60758301
regt
>>60758334
Wer sammelt seine Flotte auf dem Meeresgrund?
>>60758343
Front or back?
Silent or some chitchat?
this is the only good thing to come out of England desu
>>60758346
ahh but that is where you are wrong because in fact my friend it was I who was rejected by a demiqueer pansexual
hows are tim doing?
Doing a drinking beer
>>60758384
Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät!
Girl seemed interested in me till I said I was older thana lot older than her and has no money
>>60758426
what do britanic people think about him???
>>60758398
I got with a pansexual once. she got with me because I knew what a pansexual was and I only knew what it was because we were making jokes about it on /brit/ prior wew
can't tell if the girl i'm talking to is good-looking or not and it's really stressing me out
Poleaboo is gonna get so many bf applications from /brit/ once he begins to seriously transition
>>60758426
>>60758384
what sort of shitty google translate german is this?
>>60758403
Wouldn't you like to know you big bender!
>>60758391
Big spoon, and chat until we fall asleep
>>60758335
Sup Krautlad? You alright bud?
>women that flirt with guys they have zero interest in
Why?
Do they enjoy torturing people or what
>>60758426
>>60758448
on the other hand you are an actual australian so I suppose god takes god gives
t. a well cuckolded britboy
far rightists believe that liberals are leftists...
GROSS
hope the transition goes well mon xx
>>60758030
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>60758480
Yes why do you ask
need a hairy gf
>>60758486
>literally gets rejected
>is a normie
What logic are you following here? Any autist can sperg out infront of a girl
>>60758446
Half yank.
An insanely good strategist.
Alcoholic.
Im Anfang fing er gleich mit der Blockade an.
>>60758514
mon is not transitioning you bender
Extremely important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478894
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478894
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478894
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478894
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478894
http://www.strawpoll.me/10478894
>>60758469
What about if I gently nibble on your neck while whispering sweetness into your ear then I just lie there all night watching you sleep
>>60758522
Just saw a lad here, thought I'd be hospitable.
got important exams this week
let's ruin my sleeping pattern WAHEY
>now I'm fantasising about being forced to agree to let my prison cellmate fuck me
not a nice one but the connotation being guys want to fuck me, so that's good
>>60758514
Thanks!
*high fives*
2001 is a such an under rated album
should be held up close to illmatic and 36 chambers
>>60758533
Ja denkste junger Mann, wie man sich täuschen kann:
Der deutsche U-Boot-Mann, der greift an,
Junge, Junge, der geht ran!
>>60758466
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QMP8AenHKE4
>>60758504
idk what you mean desu
>>60758577
yes let's you a level bender
tehe
>>60758556
That sounds perfect :(
>>60758569
Okay
You're a very nice person, i hope you know that
>>60758538
Mon is growing her hair out and building the courage to ask her GP (after she registers) for HRT
australians live in igpoos
>>60758608
RAJA DE ACA NAZI PUTO
>>60758636
thanks
Wer träumt noch heut' von Herrschaft auf dem Ozean?
>>60758595
This, tons of good tracks and Dre's verse on Big Egos is GOAT
>tfw Sony won again
2001 was such an underrated year
>>60758673
Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h94lwKsSILE
>>60758701
>>60758673
>>60758636
NAZI PUTO
>>60758637
What will dad say?
Had coffee, might have a muffin
I'll keep you all appraised of the breakfast situation
>>60757990
>my university votes in a referendum 54-46 to leave the NUS
>top brass says it wasn't a big enough margin and they'll discuss it themselves and decide
Ah yes... Very impressive
>>60758637
what if I told you that mon isn't real and it's all in your head
because that's what I am saying
>>60758687
The sexy bastard
>>60758636
Krautlads are welcome on /brit/
Just odd on weekends. Rebbit moves in and think they know how this place works.
Never come on weekends lad.
The thanks was not me.
But thanks sir.
>>60758295
>>60758341
Draußen gehe diese thread bitte
lads i just took some ecstasy
is there any telling what the side effects could be???
Don't care but also do
>>60758712
One thing I'll say for you people
>aussies coffee game is on point
Wer gibt sein halbes Weltreich für den ältesten Tag?
>>60758712
Cheers m8
I always wondered what you get up to in the morning
What time do you have a wank?
>>60758687
>le everyday carry meme xD
only insecure twats fall for that meme
Macbook is well and truly fucked lads
I hate phone posting
>>60758768
tools are still in denmark
>>60758757
Calcified as fuck
>>60758737
Ain't not telling, tbqh lad
>>60758754
Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät
UK >>>>> Germany
>>60758777
How about my maroon 5 cd
>>60758715
uni?
finished 10 cloverfield
good film
In bed thinking about you lads :3
>>60758030
>Implying you'd trust two traitors to our country and a mentally subnormal self proclaimed genetics supremacist on anything political.
I'll vote remain thanks.
>>60758808
regret not watching the original beforehand 2bh didn't remember a fucking thing from it
>>60758687
Wouldn't want to meet the humourless yank autist who carries around all that shit
>there are people who actually think 2001 came out in the year 2001
>>60758831
the fuck is wrong with that dog
>>60758711
I don't care
He always has something to complain about
>>60758725
When I eventually post a pic of myself, you can judge for yourself
>>60758793
and where you think mexico would fall in a hierarchy of nations you third world dwelling memeposter?
Er glaubt, daß man den Sieg sich einfach kaufen kann.
>>60758828
don't understand the ending though
>>60758831
what an ugly animal dear god
do brits hate yankis??
>>60758841
i remember this gimmick
>>60758821
what exactly are you thinking about us?
>>60758829
well said
>>60758821
>>60758848
>>60758790
>>60758754
NAZI PUTO
>>60758859
maybe
>>60758848
Ja denkste junger Mann, wie man sich täuschen kann:
Der deutsche U-Boot-Mann, der greift an,
Junge, Junge, der geht ran!
>>60758865
It's lewd, don't ask
>Yanks AND Brits want to move to my city if their elections don't go their way
fuck off we're full
>>60758715
My uni had a referendum and have refused to announce the results of it
They tried to hide the voting link so it wouldn't reach the quoracy level but people posted it all over the Facebook groups anyway
And now they're citing complaints as the reason to withhold the results but term ends at the end of next week so they won't have time to hold another one if they plan on doing that
Fucking scum, they're supposed to be representing the students of the uni not trying to force the president's own shitty little agenda
gonna be really sad if we do a brexit lads
not cos i think much will be different ive just been really smug about it and i'd feel a bit owned
>>60758802
Loughborough
Also I made a mistake, it's not because of the margin, it's because they wanted 4000 people in total to vote but didn't reach it
Ironic considering last year they went on strike with 50% approval from their workers union (of which only 10% of members voted)
Greedy cunts, literally paid a small fortune to knock out a few powerpoints a week
>>60758712
thanks John, keep me updated mate
>>60758887
runnin thru the 6
>>60758822
Not an argument you remain faggot how much do you get paid for this? Stop fucking shitting up the thread I'm genuinly getting pissed off now
This is a ukip brexit general and has been for years
>>60758856
Never come to Britain looking for a wife. That's a 12 here.
>>60758887
a leaf
>>60758894
Yeah and I'd feel smug about it once it happens and I'll bully you every day desu
>>60758856
That's what your mum said after giving birth
>mfw Remain wins
I don't even care desu, can't vote anyway. Would just be funny.
>>60758924
bully me
>>60758856
Yeah well you know what, Maisie's got a major role in Game of Thrones one of the most popular programs out there and what do you have? Jealous little cunt
>>60758755
I wank before bed, it helps me sleep.
Wer ruht nicht eher, bis sein letztes Schiff versenkt?
>>60758887
don't flatter yourself, leaf
>>60758894
you live near Barca?
How's the internet speed/s in Spain and the major cities in general?
>>60758938
*bullies you*
>>60758946
NAZI PUTO
fourchin mods are nicer than I thought
>>60758892
Yeah mate it's a fucking disgrace. It doesn't affect me because I've left now but I still voted to leave because the NUS is just dire
>>60758887
Canada has the cuckiness of Europe without the good bits and even worse weather than here. Why the fuck would I want to go there?
>>60758946
Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät!
>>60758953
madrids okay
heard barca is worse, we complained hard and got 2 routers for 8 people so its okay here
>>60758946
Will you fuck off?
Krautlads are fine here but, you're cancerous.
>>60758939
>>60758954
Doing a being drunk
One of my nipples is always pointy and the other isn't. Why is this?
In a way I sort of hope remain wins and this country goes to pot
I fucking love whinging and can't wait to see all my mates who voted remain and say "I told you so" whilst their wife is fitted for a niqab
hmm
>uk has lots of gun related homicides
>very little mass shootings
Does this show gun control works or that it doesn't work?
>>60758998
attempting this gimmick also
so far unsuccessful
>>60758999
Ah yes, nipple cancer
See a do tor mate before it's too la......sorry mate it's too late, youre a goner
>>60758974
The thing is they'll end up getting away with it too, it's awful, shouldn't be allowed at all
>>60758984
Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät!
This dog though ... FUCKING LOOK AT IT!!
what does "bix nood" mean?
A girl's name is Maisie Williams of /brit/. And I'm going home.
>>60758998
>>60759018
did have a couple of small foamy beers but not nearly enough to get drunk
Nipples need sucking
>>60758983
what's your speed like?
and where'd you hear Barca's worse?
ffs
Also where's hotter? Wanna avoid that one
>>60759028
A meme that originated from a racist cartoon that depicted a black person speaking gibberish, represented as faux-English words. Two of the "words" that appeared, "bix nood," became popular among users of the site 4chan's "/b/" (random) image board. As a result, bix nood came to mean anyone of African American persuasion, although it may also be used in conjunction with other words to form a nonsensical catchphrase. It is often perceived as a racial slur due to its origins, although this is debatable seeing as the African-American population (and population in general) is not familiar with this term.
>>60759024
You were asked.
>tfw she's masturbating to me as we type
>the 4th time she's done it today
Literally lads
>>60759035
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG
>>60759017
UK has a healthcare system which is more geared towards helping people with mental illness and little money.
no one has shot up a school in the states and had people say after it "well gee I never expected him to do something like that"
Decided to text my ex gfs haha reckon this will end well x
>>60759026
Majestic
>>60758999
dysplasia
>>60759045
You can't stop the German u boat men
>>60759047
Don't believe you
>>60759047
Can't tell if my housemate is getting shagged or is fingering herself desu
And the other one has a bunch of mates around playing FIFA downstairs
Fucking normies reeeeeee
>>60759023
It will get swept under the rug. The NUS is an invisible organisation for many students, all they know is that they're the reason you get 10% off in topshop
Your average man on the street doesn't give a shit about students and to be honest why should he? No media source will pick this up apart from the tab and that's a rag anyway read only by students
What did he mean by this?
>>60759011
>whilst their wife is fitted for a niqab
This is what brexiters actually believe
>implying covering up Stacey from a Liverpool council estate is a bad thing
>>60759076
Quit being a retard. We're all on the same boot.
>>60759035
>tfw dentist tries to provoke an aggressive reaction from you by blocking you on the stairs
Wales to win the Euro cup and lead us out of the EU
>>60759047
See your mum's taking the divorce well
>>60758715
>>60758892
>>60758974
i wonder what religious group is behind this all............................
>The father of the Orlando gunman, Omar Mateen, has posted a video in which he condemns the atrocity committed by his son but then appears to suggest it is for God to enact “punishment” against gay people.
Is this a fucking joke?
Where did it all go so wrong
>>60759041
madrids hot/dry, but only for a few months and it gets around freezing at coldest points in winter. quite high up, barca's apparently a bit cooler but more humid and more warm year round maybe?
>>60759120
Pakis baka
>>60759109
she is 10/10 in this country
>>60759089
It's only a joke you sensitive bellsniff, fuck off
r8 my gf
>>60759139
alright cheers
tell me your internet speed lad
>>60759086
Just what the fuck is wrong with him? How can you do this on live TV infront of half of Europe
>>60759077
It's true tho
>>60759120
Th-this isn't an muslim thing. Really!
>>60759147
>you sensitive bellsniff
>>60759119
You tell me anon
>>60759144
Splendid
Can we have a swap for a Mexican qt?
>>60759158
she has a perfect arse desu
>>60759172
FONT
>tfw your internet bf stopped talking to you
>>60759165
Manage a team to the world cup and you can do what the fuck you wanna do
>>60759119
we need to build interfaith dialog so we can attain a secular society with room for people of all faiths and cultural backgrounds
Who /remain/ here?
Don't wanna wreck the economy again tbqh
Poleaboo is listening to the Eurovision 2016 soundtrack again
>>60759086
Love doing this
Although in the privacy of my own room
>>60759160
6.5mbps downloads on this one
Got the orthodontist tomorrow because I need to get a new retainer as I grind my teeth at night
Guess how much
70 fucking quid
70 fucking quid for what is essentially a gumshield
What a fucking scam
And you know what's worse? They're for some reason charging me an extra £30 on top because I haven't been for 2 years whilst I was at uni
Is this even fucking allowed? The cunt at reception should be wearing a balaclava when I hand over the scratch fucking disgrace
>>60759172
FONT
>>60759139
This.
Madrid you could die of frostbite or heat stroke whereas Barca you're going to die from listening to Cuckalans complain about their shit
>>60759206
Why don't we just get rid of the economy if it's going to cause so much trouble all the time?
>>60759221
that's terrible
is there no fiber optic in spain?
>>60759206
Fuck off shill faggot
>>60759108
Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät!
>>60759139
Alri madridlad how's it going
How much longer you there for? Decided it's my favourite place in the world and I want to live there
>>60759191
why is she hunched over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLHfzszcfIA
ONE EUROPE STRONGER TOGETHER
>>60759230
Did you ever wear the retainer before?
You're supposed to wear it on a constant routine, otherwise your teeth will just move out of place
My retainers are £130 to replace, be happy
>>60759172
Ahahahahaha bet you're one of them spergs that met her on interpals
Bet she is absolutely butters
love the thighs on the left
>>60759251
Nice
>>60759230
The free market solved everything
Marketisation of dental and healthcare was only a good thing lad
>>60759251
awful
>>60759260
to show off her arse piece duh
>>60759200
Fair
>>60759194
Need a new one?