How do I make friends in the UK?

fight some russians or convert to islam

>>60743034
Go to the pub everyday

>>60743034
Go to the pub a lot. Also you can make real friends at work here. A good sense of humour is a virtue

Be sissy

>>60743034

Take bants and give bants.

Just don't cross the line.

>>60743389

What's crossing the line mate? Insulting your prophet?

>>60743104
>fight some russians
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>>60743425

Good bant.

What I mean by 'crossing the line' is turning a good jibbing to an actual insult. Think about what Americans do when they "banter", kinda like that.

>>60743034
Pubs, libraries, work, ect. Same as everywhere else, but many pubs have a lot of lively people willing to chat.

>>60743605

how would a typical banting session go between two lower middle class brits? Give us an example.

>>60743649

I don't think I've ever met anyone at a library before. am I just weird?

>>60743425
Say if someone clearly has a massive insecurity they would be very uncomfortable in joked about, good bant treads this fine line but it takes an artistian to make it funny.
Like if you have a fat friend if you're good at the bants you can call him out on being tubby or something if you're playing 5 a side with the lads at the weekend.

>>60743713
Banter's hard to create artificially, especially when everyone starts out anon, I'd be impressed if someone was able to translate the full effect of a good session of banter into a single 4chan post. With multiple anons you can get some good stuff going.

>>60743713
"Oi! I shagged ur mum yesterday"
"No you didn't, I did"
"Ohh ye nasty mong, ur making ur daddy proud"
"T-thanks oni-chan"

>>60743850
Bad bant.

>>60743850
Chav.

>>60743725
Not really, people who go to libraries tend to be a lot more reserved.