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Why do Germans do this?
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Why do Germans do this?
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I do this too
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>>60735330
wtf I hate Germany now
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I know exactly what's going on here I do it too:
>feeling pain in my crotch
>my pubes got hooked in my foreskin again
>have to reach down my pants and unhook them
>take my hand out and sniff it to check whether I should wash it
If I know people will see me I quickly grab the front of my pants and tug it forward in hopes my pubes are unhook that way but this is often difficult to do
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We have big cocks that sometimes need readjustment by hand.
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>>60735330
>wh*tes
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>>60735768
>Germans
>white
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>>60735330
their coach is just fucked up
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>>60735330
barbarian legacy
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>>60735330
Jesus ghrist, I thought this was just some twitter joke :DDDDDDD

But I do that too, tbqh.
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He's probably been away from his wife/gf a while, most males in bachelor pads revert to this type of behaviour without familial/female contact
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>>60735330
I do this all the time, not in public tho
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It's probably an ancient Germanic insult towards the Ukrainians, sniffing yourself during a major battle and belittling them
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>>60735330
Sometimes I do that to readjust if I have a boner, but never so blatantly like that. I turn around an readjust, then turn back around and resume. Or go around a corner or something... jesus doesn't he know he's on TV?
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>>60735330
HOLY SHIT

I knew they loved smelling their own shit BUT THIS
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>>60736866
So sniffing your benis is a consequence of >tfw no gf?
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>not slipping your finger between your thigh and ballsack and sniffing the sweet sweat

I like it after too.
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Wtf fuck. Low is fucking disgusting. Primitive Germans never change. Remember him digging his nose a while back too and eating it
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>>60736962
He doesn't care.
Golden balls.
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The game was so easy, that he felt comfortable like being at home alone.
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>>60736982
I have a horrible sense of smell, but if I ever catch a whiff of that ball-sweat I immediately get a boner before showering really, really, hard with soap and body lotion

>mfw it's a hot day and I catch a whiff after picking up the delivery pizza from the doorstep
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>>60735330
Thats disgusting
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>>60737182
Ah fuck off, this is an anonymous board, no need to get pretentious.

Literally every man does that.

Just not in front of cameras.
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>>60737102
If ball-sweat gives you a boner then maybe not having a gf isnt your problem
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>>60737040
>primitive
Yeah you are one to talk with your inbred monkey fans throwing shit at each other
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>>60737377
I thought so, but I'd end up sniffing her neather-regions as well
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>>60735330
primitive barbarians.
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>>60737410
Better to start a fight at a football game than holding your anger in and trying to destroy europe twice fritz
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>>60735330
OH
JA
DAS
RIECHT
WUNDERBAR
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>>60735330
Come on guys, everyone does this from time to time.
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>>60735330
do you have the one where he eats a bugger?
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>>60737554
so thats the level you have fallen to?
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>>60735768
this
>>60735840
and this
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>>60735330

BECAUSE OF DEEZ NUTS
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I often check my ass smell
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>>60735330
AAAAHHH I HATE GERMANY
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>>60737460
what does her nether regions smell like
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You can take the barbarian out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the barbarian.
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I can't decide which is more appalling. The hand-smell or that haircut
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Mammals love their own dick/ass smell.

Is thsi news?
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>>60735330

He was so self-absorbed in his autism that he forgot he was being filmed by hundreds of cameras and watched by millions.
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>not smelling it to see if there's something wrong that needs a doctors attention
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>>60744193
> right on the national team match
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das it mane
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>>60735330
Who doesnt?
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>>60744231
yeah that's stupid of him, but I think this guy doesn't give a single fuck

I think there's compilation video of him doing stupid shit while being filmed on youtube.
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>>60735330
He looks Sardinian
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>>60744309
I don't give a shit t͏͏b͏͏h. It's a man's game, not TMZ tv-show
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