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got a big enough joint there rick, rick? edition
>cp is running rampant in /sp/ right now via Germany
Why do Huezilians spam "BR" on every youtube video and comments section? They want the other Brazilians to give them upvotes or something? I don't get it. No other nationality does it quite like BR's.
>>60727660
They want to talk with their own people about the video.
>need a facebook profile to use tinder
why do I have to use all this shit just to try and get a gf. damn it's hard being a loser these days.
>>60727703
>wants to get a gf with tinder
wew lad
>>60727703
well tinder uses your facebook profile to match people, so you kind of need it.
>>60727703
>tinder
>gf
>>60727703
>tinder
>gf
good luck with a washed up whore
>>60727703
Just make an empty one, you don't even need pictures anymore. tinder allows in app uploads now, they used to only synch with the Facebook pictures in earlier versions.
Put your name and age, school/workplace if you fancy and that's all tinder needs
>>60727795
you have to like things too, or else the matching wont be very effective.
>>60727816
What's the matchmaking shit? Isn't this an app solely for fucking? Why care about interests/hobbies when you just want some fuck?
>>60727837
it really isn't. Yeah a lot of people use it for that, but all it does is match people to talk to. Some people are looking for friends actually.
>>60727816
It doesn't really change much, it only shows you IF you have similar likes but if there is nothing it just runs through all profiles with your set age and distance limit
god damn BULLSHIT
>>60727870
>Some people are looking for friends actually.
I almost don't believe you
>>60727837
if you want to fugg an emo chick, then like emo shit
if you want to fugg a fit chick, then like exercise shit
etc.
>>60727718
>>60727753
>>60727773
well what the fuck do I use then? Just talk to random people at social events or some shit? What century is it?
>>60727870
>but all it does is match people to talk to.
>he fell for this meme
if you're a stud you only use it for sex, girls and betas use it for validation
>>60727897
you sound like youre talking about something you dont know much about to sound smart. Is this your personal experience or "what you heard"
I got my dicc succed and succed on toes thanks to tinder
I give it a recommendation
>>60727894
use something like PoF/match.com or something more geared towards dating than fugging/friendship.
>>60727703
>he uses tinder to go on actual dates
you couldn't possibly be doing it more wrong
beta cuck nu-male faggot detected
>>60727883
Why is that guy in starfleet uniform?
>>60727968
but anon I thought pumping-and-dumping was degenerate
>>60727936
So YOU'RE that fucking foot fiend.
>>60727988
Proud and loud
>Pop singer Selena Gomez has revealed in Billboard that her diagnosis with the autoimmune disease lupus
Who /oldfag memes/ here? kek
>>60728010
do you like feet when they're a bit dirty and smelly, or clean?
>>60727987
looking for a gf who has been pumped&dumped multiple times and voluntarily keeps doing it is even more degenerate
>>60728037
b-but you could be THE one
What sort of food does /cum/ eat?
>>60728152
nothing processed
>tfw you only eat meat, fruit, and vegetables
feelsgoodlads
>>60728166
wew lad! me too! I only end up eating meat at work (i work in restaurant) though because grocery store meat is so goddamn expensive
>>60728028
Depends
Succing I like them clean, can be a bit smelly tho. But Asians rarely smell anyway and I don't touch white pig feet
Just looking a bit dusty is fine, highlights the wrinkles and contoures which can be kinda hot
I'm not into that dirty and crushing whatever bullshit though
How do i become not lazy?
>>60727837
That was like 3yrs ago.
Grandma will have tinder to meet other local codgers for bridge soon.
>>60728206
it's kind of a pain in the ass sometimes 2bh
>>60728243
Drugs, namely.
>>60728243
youre lazy out of habit/routine. try living differently for a couple weeks and you will adjust.
>>60728279
>>60728291
So by doing drugs ill lose my lazy habits. Its pure genius! Thanks friends!
>>60728291
Don't forget to just bee yourself.
thinking about walking to the 7/11 but its like 2 miles away but i have no food in my house and im tired as shit
its rnh so i cant go to sl;eep quite yet
>>60728354
Get hype and find out who up af at the 7/11.
They still got those bufallo chicken rollers, aka buffalo chicken dicks?
>>60728354
quit being lazy anon
>>60728376
ya they also have little hotdog s yummmmmmm but i might get shot or stabbed if i go there since 2 miles in the wrong direction is sometimes gang territory
>>60728394
im not lazy
The USA-kun <3
>>60728354
do you have a bicycle?
i like going for bike rides when its dark and quiet.
>>60728354
Dude, stockpile poor mans meals like plenty of ramen, beans, rice, etc. and stop being a lazy faggot. 7/11 sells this shit but at a huge mark up in the sake of convenience.
If you do go, get some nachos, and 2 cans of 25oz tall boys for $3.33.
>>60728152
>super moist
mmmmm
>>60728417
ask me that question 7 years ago
(no btw my uncle ran over it and i never bothered to get another one)
>>60728430
id have to WALK and its 1 am
im not poor either, jjust out of food atm havebnt been shopping in like 2 weeks
>>60728410
I love you.
ban guns
>>60728587
I'll ban this dick in your ass
>>60728587
>bongs have a city to remind them to take a bath
ban buns
h-heh hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos
ban dubs
ban memes
ban trips
Think I'm becoming bi due to my crushing loneliness
pro feet
>>60729121
Btfo
>>60728833
>>60728853
>>60728877
>>60728978
>>60729001
>>60729030
>>60729038
>>60729121
GOOD posts.
>>60729121
You mean these dubs?
alri
>>60728485
awooo~~~~
I want to hug you :3
Cop parked right next to me and im scared to pull out of the gas station now
Sitting in an empty parking lot at 4am listening to music lads
My life is a movie. A sad movie
https://youtu.be/fhOjNhRZ1Gc
>>60727980
My first thought as well
/ded/ lmao
>>60730073
americuties are asleep :3
>be amerigay
>get shot
>>60730432
That's what you think >:3
>Only the gay Americans are awake
Work is pissing me off a bit tonight lads
who up
>>60731341
Night shift? What do you do senpai?
>>60731481
M O R E
>>60731368
Extremely boring factory work. Basically just watch over about 6 machines and fix them as they jam/break
Bit pissed that after a full month of working here that they still havent fixed my key card situation. Told the manager several times with the most recent last friday, but nothin. He said it'd be fixed by Monday, and it isn't. I cant even enter my place of work unless I wait for someone else to come, and on breaks I have to leave my shoe at the door to keep it open lest I'll be locked out. And the machines are just being extra shitty tonight
/blog
>>60731607
>cut
dropped
>>60731588
Find the machine and make your own card.
>>60731607
T-That wasn't me heh (keep posting more)
>>60731683
Why are you in Taiwan?
>>60731700
Male escort
>>60731733
This.
>>60731755
Now write int on it.
>>60731787
>filename
It isn't him
>>60731820
What a fucking poof.
>>60731820
>>60731930
Never claimed to be him
>>>/soc/23910700
britbongs out
ban muslims
>>60732012
sixty percent
>>60732037
Hispanics are white
>>60732056
Yeah only in America.
>tfw always find a way to fuck up even the simplest of tasks
I have zero confidence in myself. I always find a way to fuck up everything and anything no matter how easy the task
>>60732037
>America will become Asian in your lifetime
Feels good.
Fuck the balcony and fuck the l
paint
God dammit
>>60732082
What are all those scars?
>>60732386
What happened lad
>>60732665
Redoing the balcony from 9am, its 2pm now, tired of doing this shit
>>60732763
It'll all be over soon familia
Here's something that may interest /cum/:
I'm a mutual friend of a survivor of the nightclub shooting, and he is claiming there are two other shooters who escaped, and apparently some other survivors are confirming. So there may be even more killing in Orlando soon. Joy.
>>60732911
That feel when no qt American gf without basic geography knowledge
I haven't been able to sleep for the past two weeks. My sleeping schedule is very off, and I need to fix it.
>>60733428
Where did you learn that she didn't know basic geography?
>>60733472
Nowhere
>American tipping "culture"
>>60732911
>>60733017
>>60733067
Does she have an instagram account? She's cute
>>60733523
Probably
Waking up early after drinking feels weird af
Also good morning
post more tump girls
>>60733674
hewwo?
no guwls here
>>60733890
I enjoyed this post
>>60733890
typical trump voter.png
>>60733398
>friend
Have you fucked him yet
nearly overslept lads
pls kill me
i want to be a cute anime girl
>>60734432
I'd love to
>>60734371
No, he has a boyfriend. :^)
>>60734556
Me too
On hormones soon but I'll probably just killmyself instead anyway
>>60734614
Ntr him
>chugging a beer before going to work
I fucking hate my life and it's all a meme :^)
>>60734666
goodbye myself
Good morning!
>>60736054
Its afternoon already you dum american
ISIS should know that by killing Latinos they have invoked the anger of the most powerful race in the world
ISIS and Islam will regret making Latinos like me their enemy
>>60736138
Not where it matters
>>60736054
Morning buddy
>muslim walks into a bar
200 shots, please!
>>60736454
Hows life going in the land of the free?
Dont tell anybody but man, i wish i was born in the US.
I would seriously marry a homo or an old hag just to own firearms, ironically vote for Trump and experience american madness firsthand.
>>60736230
>Latinos like me
Rubio please
>>60736522
What's up Latvianon?
>>60737042
Kinda mad
literally ran out of paint for the last corner of the balcony
>>60737033
Checked.
It's all good. Broke but working and not getting shot at.
What's stopping you from trying?
>>60737106
Kek, that's some Looney Tunes bullshit right there. Post pic of progress?
>>60737150
Literally only the left side railing tops and the corner of the floor
Fucking hell
>tfw fapping laying on my back
>tfw my cumshot was more powerful than expected
>tfw unironically gave myself a facial
I'm not ok with this
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
>>60737412
Looks like a nice deck though. Cooking out and eating on the deck are the best summer feels
>x invited you to an event "Anime picnic/BBQ meet&greet"
Help me
>>60737150
Ill try to land a job over there once i finish my degree, but it looks like i will have to go through homeric amounts of bureaucratic bullshit to make it.
Plan B is go over there, get some desperate girl BALTIC'D and just sort things out from that point.
Life has become so dull lately, i just want to start over again by myself
>>60737589
Good luck anon. May the future grant you burgers and guns
>>60737555
Got this place for the cooking and eating part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGgGCvuez14
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO? WOOOO
>>60737813
Slightly better pic
>>60737813
>>60737910
Noice
>>60737813
>>60737910
Damn that's comfy
how's the glass dick hitting this morning, /cum/
>>60737967
>>60737936
Check out my sick comfy spot
>>60738145
bretty comfy man. Do you drink out there? I would
>>60738145
You got it made in the shade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKf9OuwtHs
>>60738181
Yeah, i should really go get some more beer
>>60738233
fuck the sun
>>60738257
lel I sometimes do that USA chant to piss of my russian mate.
good morning party people
Microsoft conference in two hours. I'm ready to cringe.
>>60738676
Morning!
All I really want is more Kinect
>>60738821
They are going to announce some meme shit like minecraft 2
>Summoning failed
FUCK
>>60738906
You trying to summon a succubus too?
https://twitter.com/BruhReport/status/742132583492784128
luv dis cuntry buds
>tfw no qt american bf
>tfw women will soon be obsolete
>>60739085
I can hook you up with a cute bullet wound
I love how Americans think they're tough. Ohhhhh maaaaan some /r/seduction user was literally triggered by a boikiss fucking spooky man
>>60738906
Who's giving you trouble anon?
>>60739119
The only practical application for VR
>>60739143
Y so rude? I'm a girl tho
>>60739339
Ok lol
>>60739357
im just trying to engage in jolly cooperation with my bud but his sign keeps failing
>>60739419
Hello girl, you like penis?
>>60739497
I dunno man, I'm a virgin. True story
>>60739437
Yeah, password matching is fucked. Is there a big difference between you two in level and weapon upgrades?
>john oliver saying that gay night clubs in orlando are the great part of america
why is he allowed to live here
>>60739497
Dont fall into a dirty slav trap
>>60739588
Slavs are the most attractive women though
>>60739557
i'm level 33 hes level 32. do weapon upgrades make a difference?
>>60727894
>well what the fuck do I use then?
personal hygiene and conversational skills
>>60739629
No, thats baltic
>>60739637
They do in DS3, but if you're so close in level it shouldn't make a difference, even if one of you has a +10 weapon or something.
>>60739629
This
>>60739675
southern part of baltic maybe, but you're all just russians in denial
>>60739588
slavic women > german women
>>60739707
what specific differences does it make if you don't mind telling? i'm going to level 120 for dueling and i just wanna make sure i dont fuck anything up
/cum/
>>60739786
Nothing, just that you are matched with other players based on soul level and your highest weapon upgrade. At SL120 it shouldn't matter
>>60739881
I REALLY like this picture haha
>>60739881
Someone put flags on the animals. /cum/ + latvia and Germany
>>60739731
Now thats just fucking rude
http://www.pbs.org/pov/girlmodel/infographic-model-fashion-industry/
>>60740016
lama is canada, ox is USA, goat is mexico
lativa is rooster and germany is sheep
So when do we get legal DUDE ?
>>60740023
Why are u so butthurt?
>>60740164
It'll be your consolation prize after Trudeau fucks everything up
>>60740023
>>60740238
Can't we all just get along?
>>60740271
You're not wrong
lol fucking Canadians
https://youtu.be/XpoYWROw5BY
I hate our big brother government I just want to be left alone stop tracking me fuck you.
Also hitler did nothing wrong smoke weed everyday
>>60740320
>thinking your actually going to get legal weed
>>60740324
He's being satirical there. He puts on characters. He is Canadian though.
>>60740279
When I see cute pigs like this I sometimes really do feel bad for consuming so much meat, but I've already reduced the amount of meat I eat
>>60740325
DUDE NSA LMAO
>>60740324
I do say batshit crazy a lot
>>60740362
They are cute but Bacon is delicious
>American's don't travel
why is this meme true there is literally nowhere on the planet I want to travel to
>>60740481
Because the US is fucking huge and diverse at least naturewise. There's just no reason to go anywhere else unless you're really into a countrys culture and history.
>>60740324
it's all true
literally every single one is 100% accurate
>>60740279
No, fuck russians
>>60740324
He's just repeating our stereotypes about Americans
guys what if we had a 2nd mexico to the north of us
what the fuck
>>60741284
>what if
cabrones
>>60741284
Aren't you glad you have us instead?
>>60741284
>illegal aboriginal canadians
Anytime Buju Banton come
Batty Bwoy get up an run
anti-gun = anti-muslim
>>60741580
I don't get how these two things are connected like this.
AYO HOL UP
real west coast hours who tf up
>>60738145
Now this is comfy.
>>60741580
Some dude on my fb feed posted "If you're against gun control, you're against gays, women, and minorities"
When did you start posting on /cum/?
Nov 2014 oldfag here
alright microsoft, you better make this worth getting up early
>>60742395
i thought you were sleeping in
test
>>60742424
I make poor decisions
>>60742378
I remember one of the first threads when we decided on the name /cum/
>kanye west is making a game
what a time to be alive
>>60742395
>microsoft
>worth anything
>>60742464
Recore might be cool... and...uh... Banjo kazooie 3?
>>60742445
well you faggots fucked up with this gay shit name
bunch of fucking queers, no doubt a faggot canadian came up with it
E3 in 20 minutes buds
>>60742485
>owning an xbone
>>60742378
I can't even remember anymore.
>tfw blizzard announces all their games are on going to be on windows 10 too
PC wins this year desu
>>60742519
good joke lad
97% or so of their library is also on w10
>>60742492
I was against it, it was you Yanks
>>60742576
didn't Queen's post the very first /cum/ thread?
>>60742509
>2016
>enjoying NEW vidya gaems
>>60742614
>2016
>enjoying video games
>>60742614
Overwatch is fun
>>60742643
>2016
>enjoying anything at all
>>60727529
>a leaf
>a boot
>>60742654
>team fortress 3 is fun
hahaahaha
>>60742697
yes it is very fun
PLUG DJ IS BACK L A D S
>>60740279
That is a pig
>IGN calling ratchet and clank a platformer
>>60736230
Alright Marco Jewbio
>>60742801
It's a camel, actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o
Fuck you for making this America. This is racist against Canadians.
stop bullying me
>>60743006
reminder that as soon as depp spoke out against trump his life went to shit
>>60743059
I never had a thing for women in latex until now. hhnnnnng
>>60743006
looks like shit
>>60743059
Sauce on that familia?
2 minutes
>>60743147
>thinking it will start on time
>>60743200
only 1 minute late this time
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
i cant believe they actually did it
>XboneS
>IR blaster
>>60743321
probably going to buy it desu
>>60743415
>buying consoles
>buying MICROSOFT consoles
lmao
>>60743415
>games are on windows 10
>buying an xbones
nah bud
>>60743415
for what exclusives though
>cute girl says take it
tfw I want a cute girl to make me take it now
never played gears of war and from seeing this i am glad
>it's an obnoxious female episode
>conveniently placed catapult
>>60743485
It us to be the ultimate dude bro game to play with some bros when you were drinking or something
now its feminist friendly and has no redeeming qualities
>this voice acting
>these lines
make it stop
I will never have a female companion
ResidentSleeper
>>60743459
for the sole purpose of having it
>WE'RE GETTING MY MOMMY BACK
>>60743485
The first two were actually bretty gud
>alcoholposting
Not a big fan of this meme
>censorship
oh shit
E3 is on right now?
trapp in bathroom
>tfw you have an xbox
>>60743685
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
I'm going to be hearing this a lot arent I
>KI
>only 70 entrants at EVO
>Gears character
>>60743700
are you a cute anime girl?
I will never share my feelings with her
She will never be my source of happiness
>>60743743
women can't be trusted
you tell her your feelings and you're no longer a man to her
>microsoft migrating back to primarily being a pc developer
>>60743779
well said, fellow gentlesir
>Australia
DROPPED
Meanwhile Steambox
I dont fucking get cars
I dont get games about cars
Wheres the hype
>australia racing
>it's not mad max
lmao
>>60743846
Nein. Watch with us
>go to australia to race muh buggy
>get bitten by a wolf spider and die before I make it to the starting line
>>60743888
can't i'm at work atm
>>60743876
gotta go fast
>arcade forza
Gay and lame. Next.
>>60743876
going fast and perfecting corners
its only fun with a wheel and real people to play with
>>60743455
You look like a jew
>>60743486
You look like a catbird
>>60743459
Wake up!
>>60743647
You look like a frog
>>60743700
You look like a cute anime girl
>>60743717
You look like a nigga
>>60743720
You look like rock people
RECORE!
was showcasing a bunch of garbage part of their plan?
Finally, the only decent IP from Xbox.
>Japs
First asian of E3 spotted
thanks mat... THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
tank yew
