Just tell her I'm American and wait for her to crawl all over me tBh

>>60726757
Just show her your big cock.
That's really the only thing they care about.

>>60726784

Women care more about a guy than a big dick alright

>>60726947
Maybe in your country.
Her they exclusively live for sex.

>>60727040

is that so?

I will be right over.

>>60726757

TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK.

>>60727090
Are you 20cm+ and can last 4 hours?
If not then fuck of loser.

>>60726757

Do poo poo's and pee pee's on the floor.

Even if this fails to arouse her, we'd at least have a topic to discuss.

>>60727184
Tell her she can do poo poo's and pee pee's on you if she comes back to your hotel room. She's German, she will love it. 100% guaranteed to pull

Ahoy there wienerschneitzelita

That's a nice reich you once had there

it was a shame something happened to it.

"Don't let my white skin fool you; I'm really from Syria. Offering yourself up to me as a concubine is the only tolerant and progressive thing to do."

>>60727132

I'm pretty sure most guys are taller than 20cm my turkish friend