>near future
>Australia's banter goes too far
>Canada declares war
Who wins?
Canada simply because the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black
>>60725558
The world
We have twice the population but they navy and army is better.
>>60725597
lol, shut the fuck up dude wtf
>>60725597
wait reaLLY? !!
We fulfill our obligation as part of ANZUS and bring Canada to it's knees in a week or two.
>>60725597
this desu
>>60725637
it'd be pretty well impossible for them to invade, the geography is too difficult. pretty much the only ones who could effectively invade us are the US or maybe Russia if the US somehow collapsed.
Probably who ever America and England side with
No one fucking wins because the invading force either freezes to death or dies from heat stroke depending on who invades who
>>60725736
I reckon china could 1v1 you m8
>>60725597
oh yeah well the first australians were black, the first canadians were asian or something, lol
Us.
If Aussies can't win against fucking EMUs imagine if we unleash Canada Geese on them. Send half a dozen and Australia is finished.
>>60725558
Australians would win based on using unbreakable code: we'd simply speak English and refuse to translate. As Canadans can only speak Mandarin and French it's a sure thing.
Australian "Men" are all sissy boys who couldn't handle a sheep or a rifle.
Canada would win clearly and then burn down the government building in Canberra. More importantly, when Canada wins we all win.
>cant win against emus, bats and t*rks
>thinking they stand a chance against us
Kanada ofcourse.
Seeing as it is Canada declaring war they'll have to invade Australia.
Australia is an island.
Islands are very defendable.
It is also far away, good luck with supply lines....
Aussies win out of sheer defence, Canada will eventually surrender.
hopefully not australia
>>60733780
seriously i dont want to be here anymore
