cum on me edition
cute and asspain edition
with E3 in full swing, how you doin on that backlog, /cum/?
Anybody know any good jokes?
bit gay desu
>pop
lmao lads brazil lost to peru in divegrass and shorks lost in furpuck
>>60724372
baby?
Morgan webb has nice as fuck legs
>>60724382
English futbol
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FIREWALL
IT'S GONNA BE A BIG AND BEAUTIFUL FIREWALL TOO
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE BRITAIN AND LATVIA PAY FOR IT
how do you fit 3 gays on a bar stool?
post 3 /cum/ threads at the same time
>>60724367
>B-17
Spoiler, it's shit.
>>60724377
It's dead to me
>>60724400
Morgan Manjaw? What's she been up to?
>>60724400
morgan webb has really cute facial features and a hot ass body, but she has the skull of a man. It's really weird. Would absolutely still smash though,
>>60724382
what do you call an englishman in the knockout stage of the euro tournament?
a referee
t. scots on /sp/
>>60724427
OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD WEAR A MASK
>>60724427
why does he wear the mask?
https://youtu.be/K7l5ZeVVoCA
*brrrrt*
>>60724445
Because he's a big guy.
>>60724448
go away A-10, you're an antique now.
>>60724377
I just got a new job that kicks my ass everyday, come home and just want to sleep. I only watch about 2 hours worth of anime a week now. Is this the end?
For the ninth consecutive year, Jet Blue airlines ranked first for satisfaction among all North American airlines. But you know what ranked least in satisfaction?
9/11 airlines
>be American
>eat burgers
what's with those guys lmao
>>60724400
She's old as shit now. I had a hard on for her back when she was young and she was on that shitty G4 show though.
>girl I fucked is talking to me about her current relationship
>her boyfriend thing is going back home across the country and she's telling me she's thinking about breaking it off
>she lives a mile away from me and is asking for my advice
Is this a trap?
just sneezed TWICE!
LOL!
>tfw things you use to do 10 years ago becomes mainstream
Seriously how would a healthy human think about this? I almost feel disgusted but at the same time I still enjoy it.
Why do I feel this way, it doesn't seem rational.
>>60724459
I I pull it off would he die?
>>60724480
Nobody cared who he was until he started the rule of two.
>>60724382
I hate pedophiles as much as the next guy, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
>>60724484
I want some now.
>>60724488
>DC
You a politician or a negro?
>>60724488
she wants to date you
it's a trap because she will definitely cheat on you
however you feel about that is up to you, you could take advantage of her or turn her down
>>60724382
An old Chinese man was standing at the edge of a lake and was skipping stones on it. Each time he threw a stone it would go, CHING-FLING-ZING. A nigger walked up to him and asked (AXED) him what he was doing. The old Chinese man said, "I skip stones on surface of lake because it tells me my ancestry...see?" So the Old Chinese man threw another stone towards the surface of the lake and it again went CHING-FLING-ZING. The old Chinese man said, my brother's name was CHING, my sister in law's name was FLING and my mother in law's name was ZING. The nigger said he wanted to try it and find out his ancestry, so the Chinese man gave him a stone and the nigger threw it at the lake. As his stone skipped on the surface it went CHIM-PAN-ZEE!
I'm a girl
I just beat my dick eight times today. I can't feel it anymore.
The more I learn about this Hitler guy, the more I don't care for him. What a real jerk.
>>60724491
Examples?
>>60724531
pls be in LONDON, Ontario
>>60724531
dubs and ur my gf
>go to my local Meijers
>bring plastic spoon with
>go to soup and canned foods isle
>get a nice fat can of chili mac Chef Boyardee
>go to bathroom
>eat it
>don't pay for it
>leave empty handed
But not empty stomached if you know what I mean haha lads (;
>>60724484
>be irish
>get drunk for breakfast
those cats are alright by me
>>60724517
Nearly 600,000 people live her mate. I went to university here now I live here. Also I'm originally from Florida, west palm.
>>60724522
Ehhhhhhh
>>60724531
pls be my canadian gf
>>60724552
you ate it fucking cold?!
>>60724536
dial it back or face ED later in life
>tfw you're up and pooping at 5:51am because you thought you had to fart while asleep but turns out some poopies wanted to join the on the way out and you just only so stopped them from ruining your panties by clenching dem azzcheeks real good
>>60724566
>>60724517
Fuck I mean nearly 700,000. It's like 660,000+
>>60724548
not that anon that you're responding to but i'm going to Fanshawe London in September
>>60724573
Not that anon, but I eat shit out of the can cold all the time. More than I do hot now
>>60724552
how poor are you
>>60724580
>getting up to shit in the middle of the night
lrn 2 stay regular
>>60724580
>pooppost
>always made by a german
>>60724600
>>60724603
It's the antiobiotics
I don't poop it's more like I'm just sitting down and poopy water flows out of the anus
most hype ghetto fight commentator
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=484_1463679287
What makes it mexican?
>>60724595
Literally going to win after today.
>>60724634
need more solid fiber intake 2bh
>>60724640
she probably saw it on some mexican girl
>>60724552
>cold raw chef boyardee
that stuff has the most disgusting shit that needs to melt in the microwave for it to even be semi edible
good job killing yourself faster
>>60724640
it's extra spicy
i'm 20 years old and I have never really experienced grief before, I've never even been to a funeral before. My parents, Uncles, Aunts, and my grandparents from both my mom and dad's side are all alive. Really no deaths outside the immediate family, and if there was i really didn't know the person well enough.
It's kind of fucked up to be quite honest with you
>>60724640
comes with free infections due to lack of sanitation with piercing device
>>60724640
The fact that it's a sign she will soon get knocked up and dropping out of college.
>>60724593
i don't really call it poor
>>60724573
yah bro it's good as hell if you get used to it, but when i get a microwave i'm gonna use that instead maybe
>>60724640
probably because basic white girls get them for/at their Mexican resort vacations.
>>60724640
she had it illegally done
Why do germans love POOP so god damn much? They literally CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT POOP.
>>60724652
>it was latino night at the club
it's almost like an inside job by trump administration, an excellent campaign tbqh
>>60724640
she bought it in Mexico
>>60724683
me neither
t.22
we'll have to see in the future
>>60724683
the initial grief is usually easier to handle
it's the quiet lingering grief and regret that gnaws away at you years later that you have to watch out for
>>60724640
>her mid section is just a blob
I thought only attractive girls took selfies that exposed their bodies
>>60724683
most of mine died when I was young enough to understand what was going on
last grandfather died in my low 20's though. worse death, too.
>>60724695
>>60724696
>>60724708
normies are hilarious
>I wasted 365 days of my life getting hyped for today
>>60724683
sort of how I was till I was like, 19.
It kinda helped me to have beloved pets die when I was younger.
If you're that worried, channel it into affection for those family members so you don't say goodbye to them with any regrets
>>60724726
>tfw both my grandfathers died before I was born
>great grandpa was still alive for a few years but he was basically a potato and didn't even know me
Just wanted to have a cool grandpa, boys. That's it.
>>60724750
for E3? It didn't even start this early until last year
why get hyped for a preshow?
>>60724701
idk, even when they make soup comercials they relate it to poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eq2-WH7WoE
>>60724715
>come across something that reminds you of them years later
>>60724640
The more metal a girl has on her is how much less I find her attractive tobehonestlads.
>>60724683
same here
>>60724782
it ruins everything from songs to tv shows, even random products at the grocery store
it's pretty much minor ptsd that you just swallow and bury and think about late at night when you're alone
>>60724773
my granddad remarried a gold digger who rescheduled the funeral time to try and make my Mom miss it. she even told everyone we weren't coming. Barely made it to him being buried. she also changed her will after, so when she died my Mom didn't get any of the stuff that belonged to her real mom.
I learned that people could be evil at a young age.
>>60724773
my paternal grandfather was wise and worldly as hell, but he died when I was about 10 years old. Feels bad, man.
>>60724777
i think that's dutch
>>60724777
that is dutch
>>60724839
no, you're wrong and i'm right. I'm always right
>>60724819
pretty much
it also makes you value or like stuff you might normally not like otherwise.
>>60724871
>>60724819
No wonder they left you.
BLINK 182
>>60724886
your post makes no sense, drunky.
>>60724428
>fat ass, big tits, I noticed her nice chin (STURDY chin)
>>60724901
what were they thinking, /cum/?
>>60724929
they wanted to remind all the people over 20 what their age was
>>60724939
>>60724841
Why stop at kinda? wish I had shit to drink but all my stuff is at my new apartment 10 hours away.
guys I dont think I even enjoy drinking anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyJUmBWCXBw
music posting
>>60724987
then don't
it's an expensive habit, find something else to distract your misery for the time being
>>60724939
how old r u guys?
22 here
>>60725001
Just turned 24 this past Thursday.
>>60725001
22 as well
>>60725037
ay im turning 24 in a month
>>60724988
vaporware is OK I guess. Been blasting weeaboo trance/hardcore/dnb recently, really nice stuff. I really want to see DJ noriken live one day...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xDfxnuXllY
>>60725001
too old
>>60724988
who the fuck dances like that?
>>60725001
19
>>60725001
26
>>60724987
The hangovers just get worse and worse. I think I'm going to smoke pot whenever I crave alcohol.
AYE LIL BOIS.. UAINT SHIT
>>60725037
>>60725039
>>60725042
>>60725052
still in your 20s
still young lads
Does anybody genuinely think posting on 4chan for hours a day is better than playing video games for hours a day?
reddit: the general
>>60725109
I think both are equally wasteful to be quite honest.
>>60725073
thanks, now I can never take a shit on the john again
>>60725109
I post on 4chan whilst studying or lifting, cant relaly play video games doing that
>>60725001
29
>>60725136
>cant relaly play video games doing that
yes you can
>>60725109
>>60725117
Here, have an up(You)
>>60725109
Both terrible ways to spend time 2bh, but I generally find more appeal here on /int/ and /cum/ than I do in most video games
>>60725130
you are welcome
>>60724566
Ayyy fellow DCer
>>60725109
I do both.
>>60725148
I tried it, also reading. They take too much mental effort that it interferes with the other task. Posting with you nerds is relaxing.
>Mexican enters thread
>Gasolina begins playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
>>60725159
http://www.iflscience.com/brain/playing-video-games-good-your-brain-here-s-how/
Show me a study that says posting on 4chan is good for your brain
>>60725001
turning 25 later this month
what is the point of these therads
I made granola with chia and hemp seeds and it was delicious.
>>60725204
what's the point of life? #woah#wow#nihilism
>>60725204
banter, anime, and blogposting
then late night comfyposting
>>60725194
>American anthem
>>60725109
Posting on /int/ or /v/ or something? Fuck no. It's just mindless shitposting and arguing amidst the occasional on topic post that adds something substantial enough to perpetuate more shitposting. Probably kills brain cells. The smaller, more niche oriented boards might actually teach you something though.
>>60725192
I hope it doesn't cost them a first round pick.
>>60725216
what's the point of me fuckin your mom? #fuckedyourmom#lol#lmao
going to pursue the dharma lads
>tfw you say god bless to a european to intentionally trigger them
why does this work so well
>>60725194
>nigger rap mixed with Mexican thug themes
bad on their own, worse together
is a Zastava M48 a good choice for a nice bolt action rifle?
>>60725196
Wasn't saying it's objectively better, just that I personally find more appeal. I'm not on here often to begin with honestly
>>60725229
That's kind of why I love /int/ though; It's the first board I've found with the perfect amount of retardation, asshole-ism, and kernels of knowledge so that it's almost relaxing in a way to just let the retarded autism wash over me for a couple hours every few days.
>>60725244
why would that upset them?
I say gesundheit instead of bless you and it has offended some religious people.
>>60725194
>>60725226
>head into the kitchen at work
>all the oaxacans banging their pots and pans to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>they see my curly hair
>yell in unison "Costeño!"
>drunk mario laughing so hard he dumps a pot of boiling water everywhere
>yells out the only english he knows "HO-LEE SHIT"
>i steal one of their imported glass bottle cokes and laugh and head out
pic related mfw
>>60725261
I never implied anything like that. Bill's affinity at cheating will probably get them to another AFCC.
>>60725265
depends what you're looking for. cheap shooter? milsurp history? cheap hunting rifle?
8mm mauser is kind of hard/expensive to get anymore, I'd look for something in a more common caliber.
>>60725274
yeah but you don't post under an american flag
>>60725265
Try /k/?
>>60725306
Salt goes good on Patriot fan delusion.
>>60725300
Oh, you meant on here.
That might upset the scandi posters I guess.
>>60725285
>DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE
I had this blocked from memory
why
>>60725318
patriots never cheated
>>60725318
lol
bradys got another 5+ years in him
Id say 3 more owls if luck doesnt go our way
Rate my granola
>>60725285
Fascinating.
Going to try this out as an alarm.
>>60725351
good lad
>>60725384
looks like granola
>>60725351
>lost to chicken parm
>>60725384
Looks pretty good.
>>60725399
>>60725409
Domo :)
>>60725406
kys
chicken parm has been shit for years
>>60725406
if you genuinely didn't realize that the NFL rigged last season so peypey could win the owl then you are not a very bright person
>>60725424
and yet, Brady has yet to beat him in the playoffs since the broncos have gone
>tfw immigrant but white and arrived when i was young
>tfw mostly indistinguishable from everyone else
Integration feels good
I like to fuck women
fucks sake, Im only running chrome and steam
>>60725466
BEADY
https://youtu.be/wmUdpQljwE4
>guy literally predicts every single aspect of the superbowl and predicts the peyton manning scandal
>sports totally arent rigged guys
>>60725500
wut
Which spanish accent is clearest and best, Peruvian or Colombian?
>>60724377
I'm always reluctant to finish my games. Don't know why. My backlog is depressing?
>>60725541
colombian
>>60725541
>ukyo
What are you listening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Srh3iPZBVY
>>60725585
This now, I guess.
>>60725569
Anyone ITT want to lick the scum off from the underside of my scrotum?
Have you ever learned something then cried or wanted to cry? And i don't mean the death of a loved one or anything like that.
>>60725585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeqIq6wjaAA
Just chillin' out.
>>60725628
What part of New England are you from? Your flag isn't functioning properly.
>>60725521
Football and boxing is rigged as hell.
>>60725466
Slav detected
>>60725626
I haven't.
>>60725659
he's from chicago
he literally supports a team 900+ miles away
>>60725687
But the bears are right there.
what are you lads wearing right now
>>60725695
its pretty pathetic
>>60725674
>>60725687
Poor chitcago fans. bad teams in everything exept hockey.
>>60725707
pj's anon, it's late
>>60725707
wife beater & jeans
desu
>>60725764
Friend request sent.
>>60725725
Cubs are doing well.
>>60725764
alright
>>60725725
Cubs have like 4 of the best pitchers in baseball right now
>>60725806
It's so cruel that they'd tease their fans like that.
>>60725806
try again
>>60725847
If Kershaw doesn't get a ring it will be the biggest squandering of talent since Barry Sanders on the Lions.
>>60725847
>150 starting pitchers in the MLB at any given time
>3 from the cubs are in the top 10
>>60725001
23
Is the average age of 4chan going up, or is /int/ just older than average?
>>60725869
>Is the average age of 4chan going up
lol
>>60725856
then he better jump ship soon, cause the dodgers arent seeing the series
>>60725878
He's young and Magic Johnson and pals have a ton of money to throw at the franchise.
>>60725899
and how has that gorillion dollars fared for them?
>>60725911
I don't know, I can't watch the games.
la cuckaracha la cuckaracha
ya no puede caminar
porque no tiene, porque le falta
un toro negro de mierda a mi mujer
>>60725109
Maybe a little better, but not much. I didn't post here a lot until I lost my job though, now i kill time inbetween job applications. I had an interview that went well the other day though, so I may be here less
>start job at UPS tonight
>during training some nigger bitch tries and suckers us all into joining a union, paying a percentage of our checks to a group who will "fight" for our rights if some shit goes down
>tries playing the race card
>literally 1 person out of 12 sign up, it's the nigger in the group
Why the fuck do these unions exists? It's a suckers deal.
>>60725919
haha, thats right
anyway, my point is that theyve spent 300 million dollars and have nothing to show for it
>>60725939
They used to be important but they got all the safety and insurance shit so now they're just leeches
>>60725939
well said
>>60725945
I'm patient.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcEfOcEsbDc
>>60725958
I live in a "non-union state" so it's unnecessary, yet this bitch tried to guilt trip us into not joining. Even incising us with a "Christmas dinner". Like we're all a bunch of homeless niggers.
>>60725939
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=why+do+union+exist
>>60725939
you literally cant be fired if you join a union
>>60726021
>Non-union state
>>60725001
20 looking for a cute c'nadien gf
>>60726045
I hear about it from somebody who works for the state all the time. Her boss hates a few of the employees but can't fire them because they've been working there a billion years. The employees throw a fit any time they try and change anything and it probably ends up costing the tax payer money because they basically can't be fired while in a union
>>60726000
What the fuck is this shit? Fuck (You).
>>60726098
do you have noscript or something similar installed?
>>60725939
unions are okay in some instances, but in most cases they just want to fuck you as much as your boss
choon http://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA
>doom demo is still almost 20 GB
I won
>>60726174
so i told todd to inflate the game size
and he actually did it the absolute madman
>>60726154
what the fuck is wrong with unions in the Americas?
over here if you manage to get a job that has a union you basically can't be fired and the company can't fuck around its workers
>>60726241
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-to-work_law
>lgbtq2
What did he mean by this?
do I want to set my alarm for 9 AM tomorrow for the MS conference, or sleep in?
>>60726445
I fucking hate that guy.
>>60726454
Sleep in.
>>60726445
unironically sounds like a cuck at the end
HOLY SHIT TRUDOPE MADE A PRESS RELEASE THING LOL KEK CANT FABRICATE
whats that one album you keep coming back to, /cum/?
not your favorite, but that album from long ago that gives you nostalgia for a better time in your life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAUuo0CSv5k
yo is soccer real or do people just use it to trick us
>>60726660
Anything from the strokes
>>60726660
every modest mouse album
>>60726660
>American Idiot
wtf i hate green day now
>>60726666
yes satan, it is real
>>60726660
don't wanna be an american idiot
>>60726705
theres like nobody in those seats and basically nobody stands when he scores
there is no way this is real or at least not as popular as people imply
