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E3 edition
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I was rubbing myself to Morgan Webb for my first real cum
Is Clinton's meme team spying on us?
:^|
>>60722557
HERE WE GO
QUAKE
what the fuck is it?
quake?
warhammer?
kek
>multiplayer only
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos hehe
>All these pussies wearing that fag ribbon
ha!
australia
*from a very far away distance *
Tim sucks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIknaMyJhvw
who remembers this commercial
>>60722659
AUSSIES
>>>/out/
>>60722649
Minnesota tbqh
>>60722687
but we're in the c-commiewealth together brother
>>60722662
its not even subtle, im gonna guess todd howard is gonna come out with a rainbow tie on
Ah, a diverse cast
Exactly what I want from QUAKE
>esports
every time
>awkward moaning sound while the crowd is silent
>Esports play
STOP
>got the stitches out of my lip today
>hopefully scar will be not very noticeable
>"to rave reviews"
>be bethesda
>want that overwatch $$$$
>bastardize quake for it
MAKE YOUR OWN IP YOU FUCKS
>esports
What do they even show at E3 anymore?
>card games
>card games
videogames are fucking dumb
console videogames are especially fucking dumb
DUDE CARD GAMES LMAO
>>60722771
ineptitude and memes
>implying you wouldn't want a job where you're literally paid to play video games competitively
where are the video games
>more card game shit
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I'm sorry but it's very awkward seeing some guy in his 40s-50s trying to "fit in" with the audience who's like in ther 20s, 30s
It's so fucking weird and cringey
>>60722613
Post more taytay
LMAO CRASH
>>60722771
it's like shitposting but for thousands of people
also interrupting your stream midbroadcast
>>60722804
its back on lmao
ayy
Does bethesda want to be Blizzard?
>Overwatch clone
>heartstone clone
>>60722792
>having to play the same game 12+ hours a day every day with no vacation until your too old to compete
>for less money than you would make putting that much time into literally ANYTHING else
I strive for greater things than that honestly
uhhh what the fuck happened?
>the card game crashed
we want the Yu Gi Oh crowd
>>60722802
that's literally the point of E3 bub
>>60722557
DELET THIS NOW
Todd the cuck
god damn todd looks like shit
>>60722831
imagine trying to explain to people what your """job""" is
WAIT DID TODD NOT EVEN SHOW UP TO E3 THIS YEAR
>>60722859
More like Todd the absolute ledge senpai
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
This shit is horse armour tier
>tfw these aren't even real animations in the game and were made just for E3
who the fuck still plays fallout shelter
i was done with that in a few weeks
I fixed C.U.M
this makes me very sad
>>60722914
you're a cuckold
>PC version
>>60722912
I'm okay with this
>skyrim remastered
WHO ASKED FOR THIS SHIT
>a fucking iphone game
>literally rehashed skyrim
>copying overwatch
>copying hearthstone
>mobile games
Todd has gone senile, he no longer has any creativity
It's the end buds
>>60722912
i dont get it, is this native american territories?
>skyrim remastered
>literally looks exactly like skyrim with a couple mods that were out a couple months after release
Ayyy lmao Peru
NEW WATER SHADERS
>special edition took 4 and a half years to be released
>Todd
JUST
U
S
T
>>60722912
>sharing land with americans
the elder scolls V.I
there is literally nothing wrong in being an american
>>60722962
agreed
>from dishonored
>......
>s-so..
>w-whooooow
hi guys...
>>60722935
where!? that's my motherland
>>60722591
>floyd
>even accounting for teenager
dropped.
>>60722935
Watch video games with us
https://youtu.be/W27DfH_mpk0
>>60722978
fuck off weeb retard
kys
lol brazil
>>60722930
The brown country is a native american country
>that one woman who pretends to like dishonored more than she really does because it has a female protag
>>60722978
heheh i can see you silly cana-chan
Come out and play !
>>60723007
are you fuckers watching copa america is there a link to it?
>>60723023
wahooo
Fuck this E3 is shit so far
>>60723026
i have it on my tv but here
http://singi.club/matchfutbol2.html
just go to /r/soccerstreams in the future or for a better one
I always keep having this thought, if by some miracle i was to actually find a woman and have kids one day, I really hope they turn out autistic like me and have no friends. I would want them to have a better childhood than I had. Would you want a sperg son who never goes out and like anime or a son who's a total chad but also cares about his education?
These are the things that keep me up at night. I don't want to think about it but I do anyway
>Doom is now halo
>DLC packs
fuck
>tfw didn't fall for the gf meme
for free?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10471213
>this woman yelling
How much did Bethesda pay her?
>screaming woman while fat man walks on stage
>a demo is a feature now
surprised E3 hasn't been shot up yet for attempting to fuck every video game fan in the ass
>that's what us old guys used to call a demo heeehawww
oh for fucks sake
>>60723109
>elves in my /cum/
>rootie patootie point-and-shooties
meh
>>60723074
Thank you so much sir!
>>60723115
She's just proving her gamer girlness to the patriarchy that surrounds her
bethesda literally want to be blizzard
haha, morrowind BTFO
>hells yeah
you go girl
>>60723109
imperials over nords just because i like the roman empire so much
this woman is annoying as hell
literally forgot ESO was even a thing
Do they give random brodudes cocaine and tell them to whoop and holler every time they finish a sentence? None of this shit is even exciting.
>sharks
jesus christ
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60723186
Probably paid by Bethesda.
>>60723186
I would be screaming if I was there desu
E3 is like the superb owl for video games, it's more of a celebration of the medium, very rarely is there anything good that actually comes from it
Someone take this shreiking banshee outside and put her out of our misery
I love how you can actually hear everything the woman says
Is the mic like right next to her?
>those 5 people in the crowd who care about teso
the fat guy can't take it anymore
hahahaha
>blink 182
>blink 182
lmao
something I genuinely can't afford
this is a bad feeling
>blink 182
what is this, 2004?
>blink 182
>blink 182
Guys! Social justice causes and Blink 182! Just what gamers like! WOOOOOOOOO
>>60723243
what ?
>only the mexican likes blink182
couldnt make this up
>>60723245
label all the thing that need to go to /v/ now
whats my age again
whats my age again
YUUUUS
so gaming is at the worst that it ever has been right?
kinda cold atm lads
and those tables are gonna stay empty
based red dress girl
>>60723326
no its always been this bad
>>60723326
100%. Everything today has been fucking trash.
>>60723291
literally who anon?
my gif has a mad guy
>>60723330
wonder what it would feel like to have your head between her thighs
Jesus, goybook is nothing but anti-gun memes and chemtrail-level conspiracy theories right now. I'm so fucking sick of social media discourse, I don't even give a shit anymore.
>>60723333
digits
>>60723326
>Sports games
>DLC for dead games
>DLC for shit games
>Remasters
>Sequals nobody has asked for
>Card games
hooo boy
>>60723358
>he has a facebook
lol hey grampa
thats all fine and dandy, but wheres the gameplay
drinking expired gatorade lol
>thighs are getting huge from squatting every day
>still can't squat 2pl8 for reps
>should probably stop squatting every day but don't want to
wat do /cum/
Sharks btfo
Good night friends.
/Cum/
where my elder scrolls at
How long have you been lifting and how many sets/reps?
>>60723398
THICC
H
I
C
C
WHERE IS THE GAMEPLAY
>>60723409
oyasuminasai
sick gameplay
i drew this
>>60723418 meant for >>60723398
>>60723418
3x5 all day erry day
for longer than i care to admit
up to 170lb for reps, 10lb away from 2pl8
form is worse than i care to admit
i think i need to eat more desu
>>60723423
pls no thighs
>>60723441
I bet you think that's funny you fucking piece of shit
Just wait your day will come
Eva Lovia and Alison Tyler are the only western porn girls I yank it to
>heartstrings indieshit
Load up the pistol
This shit is FUUUCKING GAAAAY
>you can play as the little girl
>who for some reason has a guard despite being just as strong as her guard
feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to story telling
DUDE
HEROINES
>i play video games into my 20's
>>60723489
>feminism is the worst thing that ever happened
There you go
when does this fucking garbage end
>>60723509
>I dont play video games into my 20's
>>60723509
Yeah?
>>60723509
Not 20 yet desu
>>60723509
naahhh more like
>I take vidya to serious and let my life revolve on it
>pronounces nefarious wrong
>keeps stuttering and jumping syllables
why does he need a teleprompter? how fucking hard is it to memorize this short ass speech?
>>60723456
don't do it every single day you drooling retard
I don't buy games that pander to feminists
Does that make me a bad man?
>>60723456
If your form is bad, it is definitely the reason you are stalling, or at least most of it.
Low bar or high bar?
>>60723542
he's nervous, leave him alone
>Dad has pink eye
>Get paranoid that I'm going to get pink eye
>Eye is all itchy and bloodshot
>Not sure if pink eye or that fact I've been smoking weed for the last 12 hours
Help
>>60723544
>don't do it every single day you drooling retard
rude
t-that's what mark told me to do though ;_;
>>60723556
high bar. i can't reach back far enough for low bar and high bar is just so much more natty.
>>60723550
so u play games
>>60723557
I will not.
>tfw no qt gf to chastise me for the 3 days of E3 and then let me unload my build up all over her thighs at the end of E3
whats the point of existing
I guess you could say she popped a cap in his ass
>tfw no cute thicc canadian gf
just kill me
>>60723579
Feet 45 degrees outwards, and the bar should sit right where your back muscles begin.
You're doing that I hope?
>>60723608
cum get me
>>60723626
>the bar should sit right where your back muscles begin.
*midfoot
and i record myself and i hope so
why didn't stealth games die with Splinter Cell?
this shit isn't even stealth anymore. It's just crouching.
>>60723659
chaos theory was the last good splinter cell
>>60723651
Have you posted on /fit/ for formchecks?
>stealth game
>kill a guy
>his friend comes over
>looks at his dead body
>shakes his head and then just stands there
next level immersion
>>60723676
agree
jesus christ why is it so difficult for ex-autists to get into the dating scene. I can't be that ugly
let me be a normie, i've come to accept it
>>60723689
Just like in america?
:^^^^^^^^)))))))))))
>>60723686
not for my squat, but for my deadlift
almost to 3pl8 for my deads
>tfw read SS book but still have shit lifts and form
a-at least i've lost weight and fat...
>>60723509
I barely play games by the standards of most people here. I'll go weeks to months without touching a video game at all then find something I like and sperg on it for a while until I complete it, rinse and repeat. This e3 shit is just something to talk about, interesting to see where the industry is at (for better or worse).
I don't know how some people play video games for hours every single day of their lives, though. I wouldn't want to do that with any hobby.
>friend nag me to out all the time
>finally say yes after months of saying no
>$6.25 for a mixed drink, $5.75 for a fucking beer
literally how to people afford to go out to bars?
>>60723689
>stealth game
>consequence free because you can just keep switching between timelines aka constantly vanishing from enemy vision with a click of a button
this looked really bad
*small clap*
>Plz more c-claps?
*claps*
>>60723771
literally my favorite part of E3
>>60723771
are you applying for your american citizenship?
>>60723767
dude
you probably went to a extremely expensive bar
go to others, prices depend on the bars
>>60722978
This ain't no place for weebs.
>>60723723
Nah, they'd either scream like a retard, start recording it, or do both at the same time.
>>60723767
i have no idea
like man, doesnt a 12 pack cost 10 dollars?
this is crazy
also how do all you guys do so much drugs? how can you all have drug addictions, that shits so expensive
>>60723712
you cant just drop autism
That's it???
>>60723800
we all have high paying jobs cana-chan
Is there anything else at e3 tonight?
>>60723061
>>60723427
WEEEEEE......
>>60723767
just pre-drink
why did you leak everything before E3 if you were just going to show it anyway?
>30 minutes of dishonored 2
why even bother with a conference if you need SO MUCH FILLER to reach an hour of length
>>60723813
bethesda is literally a C level dev bud, this is the appetizer to E3 until last year it didn't even start this early
>>60723767
drink before hand or get to know the bartenders
and tbf canadas booze is taxed to fuck
lucy is my waifu
>>60723726
You definitely should post a formcheck.
Best way of improving it desu
what the fuck is this E3 bullshit you guys are spouting on about constantly
>>60723767
Dives. High-end bars only when you're feeling it, maybe once a month or so.
Or pre-game
>>60723509
You don't?
EA conference: F
Bethesda: C+
>watching e3
*psst*
protip: video games suck
>>60723834
there's a stream, dumbass
get to it
>>60723800
12-packs are all around $25 here, maybe $20 for some REALLY shitty beer
A-atleast Dishonored 2 w-was pretty c-cool r-right?
>>60723856
what did they show to interest you
that shit was F tier
thanks for rebooting prey for 0 reason
>>60723833
yeah definitely
>tfw watching someone else at the gym dead/squat
>>60723861
a stream of what
for /cum/?
>mfw my life
>slightly smile on the outside
>inside I want to roll around on the ground while laughing as hard as I can
why is it so hard for me to show emotion
>>60723874
I mean, it was all games at least, besides that card game shit.
>>60723867
art design looks good but the gameplay doesn't seem to be much improved from the first. Also Emily's voice actor seemed pretty meh
>>60723859
*psst*
people don't watch E3 for the video games you habitual retard
>>60722649
>favorite coke is sprite
Ebuin.
>>60723881
no /cum/-chan here
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=W27DfH_mpk0&feature=live-chat-promo
how do people have gym buddies? Like what's there to do? I just always go to the gym myself, and if I see a friend there it's just a quick conversation. Only kind of help I can see is for bench press
>>60723864
>paid $15 for a 12 pack of microbrew today
jesus canada is shit
>>60723905
the maymays aren't that good
>>60723913
I tried it once and it's awkward. You can't build any muscle if they keep moving to different machines too quickly.
>>60723893
And the fallout shelter mobile game patch
and the fallout 4 *literally nothing* DLC
and the skyrim with an ENB for $60
and the TESO (I don't even know what the fuck they announced for this shit game)
desu there were basically no games
>>60723925
I paid $13 for a shitty 6-pack today
>>60723800
shut the fuck up you sheltered weeb
Rate Bethesda.
I give it a C-.
yuri
>>60723957
nah you shut up faggot
>>60723948
what beer?
>>60723968
kys gay boy
>>60723961
yuri magic
when am i supposed to feel like an adult?
i'm still an edgy teenage faggot at heart
>>60723977
Molson Black Ice because it is strong and pretty cheap as far as beers go
this is just for Molson Canadian, a regular lager beer here, all prices are in CAD
so a 28 of molson would be $32 USD
>>60723933
It's about laughing at how out of touch rich corporation autists are with their target audience.
It's laughing at complete autists trying to talk in front of thousands of people.
It's laughing at what society has become and celebrating it. Nobody is dedicated enough to majorly console games to watch a conference purely to get hyped for them. It's almost exclusively to laugh and enjoy the event itself.
>>60723991
i got too much to live for
do you?
cana-chan should've appeared on e3
tbqh
>>60723961
>girl on girl
What's the point?
>>60723960
D+ at best, I'm not buying literally anything they pushed
Didn't watch the EA one yet I'm going to go smoke and drink another beer and watch it then I'll rate it
>>60724004
You think you're being deep or something?
kys redditor
>>60723995
I'm the opposite. I've felt like an adult way longer than I've been one.
>>60723997
not too bad honestly, 24-pack of Yeungling is usually $21-$23.
>>60724007
I went 2 see the wow movie /cum/-chan !!
>tfw you have to share a general with Canadians
life is suffering lads
>>60723996
careful you don't become an alcohol like me manitobanon
i gotta work days for the next 4 days, hope /cum/ can survive without me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMxyAh4t4xo&feature=youtu.be
>>60724031
How was it you fucking loser?
>I'm the opposite. I've felt like an adult way longer than I've been one.
>>60724028
$21-$23 USD, that is
does anyone use Tinder for finding a boyfriend/girlfriend? I want to use it because it's so popular but I don't want to just "hook up" with random women.
>we are getting nuka world!
y-y-yay....
>>60723960
D-
Wasn't anything interesting desu
>>60723712
>ex-autist
>>60724031
i saw the tmnt movie today cana-chan
it wasn't that great
i don't think the wow movie would have been much better though desu
though i watched the tmnt movie in 3d and it wasn't worth it
>>60724043
I don't drink often, right now it's just because I'm having a really rough week
>>60724022
i like how your grammer and punctuation has suddenly changed, i guess you really dont but thats not suprising desu
>tfw you realize 40% of all American posts are legitimately made by niggers or chicanos
>>60724031
why didn't you invited me?
>>60724057
Tinder is for normies to hook up and fuck other normies
Thinking that anybody would use it to find an actual gf/bf fucking disgusts me
>>60724013
purity
>>60724057
Tinder is solely for hooking up
>>60724057
I honestly don't see how everyone calls it a hookup app.
The majority of the girls are hesitant and somewhat romantically curious.
And it's a bit of an ego killer (or booster, depending on your own self-esteem). I feel like shit because I only get 3-8 matches a day
>>60724069
>it's just because I'm having a really rough week
that's how i started out
i was drinking cause i enjoyed it on my weekends
then it was drinking on sundays
then... well yeah
anyway maybe you should find something you like to do!
>>60724048
>>60724068
>>60724081
They changed the story a bit and some of it didn't make sense, but it wasnt too bad to be honest
>>60724070
oh tee hee you really caught me cana-chan desu desu
kys faggot
>it's a Canada pretends to be white episode
>>60723960
F+
>overwatch clone
>heartstone clone
>modded skyrim again
>rebooted prey for some reason, might be ok
>demos are a feature now
>30 minutes of dishonored that looked really bleh and destroyed my hype
>When canaucks use Mexican as an insult to Americans
H-heh, good joke
>>60724057
I tried to but when I was using it at college I was at such a shitty area that all the options were either fuckugly hick girls or plastic and spray-tan harlots.
>>60723997
Your alcohol prices are criminal.
>>60724104
i hope everytime i post you remember that i may act like a faggot autist on /cum/ but atleast im not one irl
>>60724098
hmmm. Guess it's worth a try.
>>60724103
wtf?
you didn't speak cute!
>>60722591
Too bad she has entry level shit taste
>>60724057
>went on a date with a fat grill
>it lasted 15 mins
>she said she had to go home cause her dad was in the hospital
>i know it was a lie
fucking kill me
>>60724143
*cough*it was rly gud but they changed sum things...
>>60724113
I quite like Mexicans. Just not Americans
BUT AGAIN MY CRY'S UNHEEDED
>>60724159
why go on a date with a fat girl
>>60724137
Maybe I'm not the best person to give advice, but a good majority of the girls are there for attention only. Of those that aren't, half have ridiculous expectations.
>>60724159
>went on a date with a fat grill
It was a blessing in disugise
>>60724099
I don't buy alcohol often not because I don't like it, but because I hate spending the money on it.
I don't like it enough to regularly spend money on it honestly, it's ok but not all that great.
I don't do much besides play video games atm, just looking for a job.
>TODD WAS AT E3 THE ENTIRE TIME BUT NEVER WENT ON STAGE
WHY DOES HE HATE US
>>60724159
ouch
>>60724159
we're all going to make it one day bro. I've had worse.
>>60724180
well you just slaughtered my hopes. I think I'm pretty good looking but I am no chad when it comes to wealth/career/social circle.
>>60724135
>I-I keep my power level hidden, I'm super normie guise haha
Nobody cares. A good amount of us are normalfags anyway, doesn't save you from being an annoying shitposter.
Is there anything good at E3? I usually don't play anything other than autism sims.
>>60724189
He knew it was going to be a boring shit show desu
>>60724186
learn to moonshine
>>60724176
>>60724185
because it's nice to have someone like you
>>60724186
hope you can find a good job anon, i got mine through family connections
>>60724200
>>60724201
just gonna stop trying again lads and let it happen. cause that totally happened the past few years LMAOOOOO HAHAHAA
>beserk mouso game announced
well at least today wasnt all bad
>>60724225
ask again tomorrow
>>60724225
If you're looking to get excited about video games, E3 isn't for you.
It's purely for the memes
>>60724225
nothing good happen, just like my life
>>60724208
yeah and it doesnt save you from being a whiny baby, but hey youre happy right? hahaha
Shit ass nigga bitch
>>60724225
what sims?
also yeah, only watch e3 for the dumb memes
Those thighs are driving my crazy buds
Want to wear her like a feed bag
>>60724205
they can't know anything about that stuff. I meant high expectations as in they're looking for models.
I wish I were better looking, or had actual social skills so I could skip this bullshit. Looking for a date/dating sometimes really kills my confidence. I've dated good looking girls but it seems like most my matches are below what I've experienced before.
that shit was obviously a handball
how can they let it pass?
>>60724237
What shows are tomorrow? All I know is Zelda on Tuesday.
new bread when?
>>60724231
Thanks, so do I.
>t. juanito weinberg sanchez rothstein perez
>>60724231
>because it's nice to have someone like you
I feel like this would be such a shitty relationship. I dont really have high standards, but I just couldnt see myself having any kind of romantic affection for an ugly girl.
not a single foreigner here?
>>60724276
Sony, PC gaming expo, and *shudder*
Ubisoft
poster below me has to be my gf :)
>>60724307
/cum/ would be a better place if it was just us natives
:3
>>60724295
>arcaden
>>60724319
>>60724325
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
>>60724307
>letting JFs into /cum/
we will build a wall of rangebans and make them pay for it
>>60724328
kek
cucked!
>>60724302
this. the other shitty thing about any form of internet-based dating is how easily it is to manipulate the pictures. found a girl online and thought she was just qt chubby, turned out to be straight whale just because she angled all her pictures right or filtered the crap out of them.
false fucking advertising.
>>60724259
>DUDE IRONIC ANIMU GRILL ROLEPLAY
>but I'm really super normie guise lmao
You're such a fag bro
>>60724330
>farming RP in RB at a snail's pace
no thx i'd like to fly my b-17 this century
>>60724349
sounds like my penis heh
kinda drunk desu lads
pls help
guys next year is my 10yr high school anniversary
should i go or just laugh at the normies?
>>60725188
could backfire, might not want to chance it
