>play overwatch
>a bunch of butt hurt Aussies
>play ESO
>a bunch of butt hurt Aussies
Why can't Australia handle the bants?
Is banter a code word for an extremely high ping?
>play overwatch
>>60722565
How much are video games in Canada?
>average overwatch fan
>>60722594
Trudeau promised free video games.
>>60722527
>overwatch
>>60722701
But how much do you pay for them?
>>60722527
>Overwatch
>ESO
>>60722527
How much are overwatch paying you to shill their pleb game
>>60722724
Everyone knows vidya is for neckbeards. Why are you on 4chan?
>>60722800
About as much as it costs to have to deal with Australian internet dragging our ping down.
>>60722527
>play overwatch
>I have 4 golden medals
>everyone is constantly dying and can't do shit
>somehow still have rate over 55%.
It's literally 1vs11.Even dota is easier
>>60722904
RUSSIANS WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT THOUGH!! WTF!!
I think Blizzard realized instead of propping up a fake "esports scene" like HotS it is instead more efficient to just hire shills.
>>60722966
Fuck off Aussie. We're all tired of lagging the server to let you play.
australians are constantly mad because they have shit ping
Everytime I play games with Americans you're the dumbest cunts out there with the exception of maybe the British. So you'll get no sympathy from me.
>>60723070
Then get your own servers?
playing dead on arrival: the game
>>60724370
If there were more Australians playing some things it would be less of an issue, yeah. But since I can't do that I just ruin it for everybody else, too.
>play reinhardt
>fuck people up
fun game, lads
>Germans are either god like batman or literally baby tier
>kiwis always suck up
>>60722527
>pregame lobby
>yanks start trying to banter
>"dingo got your bay-bee"
>"put anuddah shramp on dee bar-bie"
>proceed to BTFO everyone, teabag every cunt
>post game lobby
>mfw delicious american tears
>>60724426
But you don't. You play on Brit servers and get kicked then come to ours.
>>60724621
>You play on Brit servers
No I don't.
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>60724679
>Americans post this copypasta every chance they get
>Americans pretend they're not buttblasted all day everyday
Pick one
>>60724650
Yea u do. We all talk about you lagging our shit.
>>60724723
That's great, but I don't play on Brit servers. End of story.
>>60724722
careful not to hit your data cap with all those hi-res images, clive
>>60722565
tf2 or stillborn?
>>60725476
Don't worry, I paid two months in advance. I get 50MB now. Come at me.
>>60722527
>overwatch
>>60722767
like 90 dollars new because our dollar is shit
fuck you
>>60722527
Hint: They're playing on American servers because they were bullied off the Australian servers.
You're getting all the poofters who couldn't cut it with the big boys.
>>60722645
anglos you mean
>>60725895
lmaoing @ ur life right now
I bought this piece of shit game and boy do I regret it, it's a more casual version of TF2, let that sink in for a minute.
not to mention it's probably going to go F2P in a couple of years, I should know better by now.
>>60722527
>tfw i pre ordered ESO for a 100 euros and never once touched it
>>60729188
I know that feel
