> England
> Land of the Engs
>United States
>Divided by state
>>60721293
> Brazil
> Bra of the Zils
>>60721318
>>60721655
>canada
>a
>fucking
>leaf
>>60721671
>Brazil
>a
>FUCKING
>BALL
>>60721655
> Canada
>Das in cans
> Poland
> Land of the po'
>>60721671
but its a majestic leaf
>>60721708
>Brazil
>land of a zillion bras
>>60721724
First president of Poland.
>>60721724
why is this so funny holy shit
>Faroe Islands
>Islands of the Pharaohs
>>60721805
>Iceland
>is actually volcanos
United states of america is the most uncreative and silly name i've ever seen. They don't even have a proper demonym so they resort to hijacking the one of the continent.
>denmark
>mark of the dens
>norway
>way of the nors
>sweden
>den of the swes
>faroe island
>island of the egyptian kingz
>iceland
>it's full of volcanos and geysers
>greenland
>>>>>>>>
lamo how the fuck are they even countries
>>60721318
>>60721858
you wanna fight
>>60721858
Agreed. It sounds too artificial. Same with "United Kingdom".
>>60721910
>Chile
>Is shaped like a chilli
>Iran
>It's impossible for a country to run, a country can only stay still since it's a land mass
is this the /his/ thread
>>60721990
>australia
>not even a southern country
>more like tropicalia
>>60721293
UM PORRA DE CEU ESTRELADO
>>60721751
Who the hell put a plant on his fucking flag?
Shetland
Land of shet
>>60721951
Actually it's "the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" also known as U.K.G.B.N.I
>>60722000
>great britain
>great trips
>>60721951
UK has the "Great Britain" part, and that's an actual name. Thus "Britain", "British".
I always say it, "United States of America" is like calling China "People's republic of Asia" or Australia "Commonwealth of Oceania" and hijacking the respective demonyms of asian/oceanian.
Not to mention the other failure of calling their subdivision "States", when that word should be for actual countries. Makes me think they just did it all to feel more special.
>>60722020
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>>60721951
But it's actually:
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
sounds much better.
>>60721858
You will all be part of us one day.
>>60721990
>australia
>no austrians or alias
>>60722033
>has an animal on his
Hmmmmmm it's about equal Juan
>>60722070
>>60722050
oh yeah. I guess you're right
>>60722033
>Cactus
>>60722063
In icelandic the US is calld Bandaríkin and an American is called Bandaríkjamaður (United States Man)
>>60721951
It's literally four countries united under a king though.
>niger
>>60722109
We call it Gringolandia and the gringos
>Turkey
>not actually a bird
>>60722063
>Oceania
>Continent
![STN2616PIC1_346586k[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K7bQtNI.jpg "STN2616PIC1_346586k[1].jpg")
>>60722168
>land of the Nige
>>60721671
>ORDEM E PROGRESSO
>nao ordem
>nao progresso
>>60722176
>hungary
>occupied by turkey and it wasn't hungary anymore
>>60722274
wow, rude
>>60721830
>Greenland
>There's not a single green spot on it
>>60722274
>nao
sem*
>>60722192
Get your geography right, anglito maricón.
>>60722168
>>60722202
>Nigeria
>>60722277
Digits + wit
Mestizaje benigno
>El Salvador
>doesn't save anyone
>>60722296
Te amo meu amor.
/luso/ necessita para ser nao triste.
>>60722371
I politely disagree with you,
>>60722176
Funny thing is that Peru means turkey in Portuguese.
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peru_(ave)
>>60722371
The continents are America, Afro-Eurasia, Antartica, and Australia
>>60722371
>Colombia
>The top export is placed in the Colom biafore crossing a border
>>60722468
>Peru
>doesn't eat itself
>>60722416
>Costa Rica
>Poor as fuck
At least it's mostly Costa though kek
>Vatican City
>isn't actually a city
>>60722296
<3
>>60722328
Obrigado, BRo.
>East Timor
>"Timor" derives from timur, the word for "east" in Indonesian and Malay
>East East
>>60722486
Seems like you tried to say something insighful but failed.
Don't be so nervous and feel free to try again and get it out properly.
>>60722525
It's a city in the French sense, i.e. citadel
>>60722537
in Indonesian, "East Timor" is literally "Timor Timur" lel
>Liechtenstein
>zero Liechtensteins in the whole country
>>60722537
>my mfw face when
>>60722546
>Canada
>Ada's can
And if you put the Ca at the end (ie nadaCa) It literally means "Nothing here" in spanish
>Indonesia
>Indian Island
>not Indian
>more than one island
>>60722598
>Liechtenstein
>Castle Liechtenstein is in Austria
>>60722500
>Argentina
>no silver to be seen
>Netherlands
>Lands of Nether
>Equatorial Guinea
>Not actually located on the equator
>>60722709
Netherlands is actually the best name, it literally perfectly describes their country, like if Australia was called uselesscentraldesertland
>>60722714
>Ecuador
>Actually located on the equator
>Jordan
>No Basketball trophies
>>60722757
>Argentina
>No silver
>>60722752
>Ecuador
>doesn't really equalize anything
>Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>is a dictatorship
>>60722757
>Israel
>is actually a fake forced country created on top of another country
>>60722798
>Republic of China
>is actually Taiwan
>Mauritania
>Latin for "land of the Moors"
>No Moors in Mauritania
>Misnamed after the classical Mauretania in northern Morocco
>Still called Mauritania
>Central African Republic
>Not the centre of Africa
>>60722813
>State of Palestine
>Isn't a state
>>60721293
>Canada
>2nd largest nation on Earth
>Uruguay
>Actually UR GAY
>Chad
>Poor African nation
>Gets all the girls
>>60722947
>Paraguay
>not actually for gays
>Belgium
>Didn't invent bells or gum and there's nothing about them in their history
>Romania
>isn't actually Roman
>but is Roma
>>60722979
>The age of consent in Paraguay is 16 for homosexuals, 14 for heterosexuals
>Paraoldergay
>>60721910
i think greenland got it's name because some exiled Dane thought it sounded nicer to get more people joining
>>60723008
>Columbia
>Wheres columbus
>united states of north america
>>60723071
>Colombia
>Not the most badass name honoring the man that crossed the atlantic against all odds and discovered the other half of the planet.
I pity you fags for separating from us and using a meaningless name
>>60723228
How do you discover a land that is already inhabited? Anyways, the vikings dit it first!
>>60723279
>vikings dit it first
And they got wrecked by literal jungle monkeys with stones and sticks.
Poor little Swedenbabwe.
>>60723228
Were we still united we'd probably be just a bigger shithole tbqh with you familia. Also, Venezuela left first
>>60723353
Haha, what? The vikings established a settlement in Newfoundland. Please learn2history Mr. Cocaine.
>>60721858
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_(name)
asshole desu
>>60723506
he's right though, the Vikings got driven out of Newfoundland because of natives
Though to be fair, even Western Europeans did many centuries later in the first years of colonization.
>>60723609
I know, but calling the natives "literal jungle monkeys with stones and sticks." is a bit... wrong.
>>60723572
«¡Independencia!» grita
El mundo americano;
Se baña en sangre de héroes
La tierra de Colón.
>>60723705
well, the "stones and sticks" part is certainly true. The vikings were much more advanced than the abos, but as I said, even Western Europeans had a hard time dealing with them many centuries later.
Even if they're primitive and ooga-booga-tier, it's hard to get a successful settlement going when all you have is a dozen men with no support, and they have hundreds (if not thousands) of semi-naked people charging at you maniacally non-fucking-stop with the intent of scalping you and burning your settlement to the ground, even if technologically you're much more advanced.
>>60722063
That's because you're a salty spic. They're different languages, and America and American refers to diferent parts in those languages.
In English it's 'America' and 'the Americas'.
In Spanish how would you refer to someone from the Dominican Republic and the country of Dominica?
>>60722089
>he counted states and drew stars and lines
You're with leaf and animal cucks
>>60724066
Spaniards discovered this shit and thus they had the right to name it and they did it as américa.
>America and American refers to diferent parts in those languages.
Oh yeah?
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/america
>Dominican Republic
Dominicano/Quisqueyano
>Dominica
Dominiqués
>>60724278
Umm check your privileges...we should be naming it a fucking native word if you want to be a little bitch about it.
Also Colombus wasn't Spanish.
>>60724482
>we should be naming it a fucking native
Might have been a good compromise, if they didn't get obliterated and conquered.
>Colombus wasn't Spanish.
And the discovery was all thanks to and in name of the spanish crown, dipshit.
