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anime
first for pakis out
kpoop
>>60719183
No chance. It's nothing but working class normies so they don't bring up topics that I can fuck up
Our Gammy May
>>60719199
doing a rainbow lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqWED82rPRU
Anyone want a cheeky brojob?
>>60719293
really makes you think
i think my neighbour might be a racist
Doing a get pissed and cry about no boyfriend
>>60719293
makes u think eh
FUCK OFF ESFJ CUNTS
>>60719293
repost
should not intjs be wiped out or enslaved?
NEED a japanese brazilian gf
i want to be a proper british man but never will be
Know for a fact my neighbor is a racist and genuinely don't have a problem with that
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JxvqSFRX18U
pretty much sums it up
>>60719342
all analysts must ally
>>60719325
considered this but felt to sick to the stomach to drink
>>60719349
NEED a japanese brazilian bf
im starting to believe we may exit the eu.
scary.
>>60719432
embrace it like a man lad
Kyary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxvqSFRX18U
moly is mad
>>60719423
You better be a grill
>>60719293
She cut one of the limbs of first so that the mouse knew exactly what was coming when she positioned the scissors at his nuts, you can see the fear/shock in the mouse due to its rapid breathing. Fuck, what a sadistic person! Anyone have the sauce so I can analyse the whole thing?
:'[ tell me everything's going to be ok lads
>>60719405
>>60719461
>>60719325
There is a surplus of bf in sydney
>>60719485
everything's going to be ok lad
Still trying to get my head around why the fuck woy wouldn't bring vardy on? Really angry about this.
>>60719401
because kane offers a very similar style of play. hodgson looked like he wanted to control the game with midfielders and protect the 1-0 instead of sticking on a fresh striker and go for the 2nd goal. its a fair strategy for how the game was going.
make Britain English again
>>60719485
everything's going to be ok lad
>>60719470
lol no
dont want to be a INTP lads
>>60719485
everything's going to be ok
(i hope so... i really do hope so)
*quietly sighs to herself*
>>60719459
>>60719405
>shitty iPhone link
>takes you to the mobile site if clicked from a PC
>>60719466
BASED android link
>>60719532
Is it because I'm not gay?
I could pretend :3
david>nirage
>>60719503
>OH MY GOD MY ENTIRE TEAM IS SHIT APART FROM VARDY
>WE LOST COS VARDY WASNT ON IT :'''((((((
>>60719539
copied it from /pol/ 2bh, on my laptop, I'm an android man myself
anyway, if you use the internet app instead of the youtube app on android that's the link you get anyway
>>60719490
It's time
>>60719577
RASHEED
did anyone see owen storm off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOeu2nlRM4
>>60719505
>a clueless yank appears
Vardy has got the pace which kane lacks and against two tiring 35 year old slow Russian cunts he would have pulled their pants down on the counter attack. Trying to shut up shop at 1-0 doesn't tend to end well
yank acne lad
cut dairy from your diet
>>60719615
He got angry because they called it islamic terrorism.
Got btfo by a fellow gay though
don't know why anyone would even try and deny that it's islamic terrorism, do they not even know islam's views on homosexuality? kek
>>60719653
>getting angry at facts
ah yes, what a great way to rally people behind you
>>60719653
kek, based Douggy
are scots associated with looking like jews?
i was told i look scottish today and i've also been told i look jewish before. i've got black hair, blue eyes, a big nose and i'm quite pale (>muh heritage is mostly from scotland and the north of england).
>>60719684
>>60719653
I only watched the 8 minute YouTube video but that's not the impression I got
It seemed he wanted to call it a terrorist attack on gays and the other two wanted to call it a terrorist attack on humans which is obviously true but misses the point
>>60719708
a lot of scots/irish have dark, swarthy features
some kind of celtic thing
>>60719708
I'm scottish and I have brown hair, blue eyes. quite a big nose and i'm quite pale
why do you guys hate owen jones? he was clearly vouching for it being an attack against gays, which it was. it is the other two fuckhead presenters who are cucks
Bf just text me this
Just got triggered pretty hard on facebook 2bh, gonna shut that tab and let it go.
>ex gf makes a post about how it's not a muslim problem, it's a gun control problem
>"I love guns, but who the fuck needs an AR15 outside of the range?"
>"I realize he was an extremist but I've seen way too many posts today saying we need to get all the Indians out of this country"
INDIANS?! What the fuck are you on about?
>>60719759
Because he's otherwise a complete lefty cuck who would deny any potential problems that could related the more intolerant side of islam
>>60719514
Which cream?
Pls respond
>>60719623
ive cut a lot of shit out of my diet 2bh, and i generally don't eat dairy, grains, any junk food, foods that spike insulin levels, etc. my diet is mainly vegetables and meats from healthy sources
i dont think my acne is diet related as ive fiddled around with it a lot and nothing seemed to effect it.
>Nora will never be your gf
Why even live ?
>>60719653
Why is he angry though, it's both Islamic terrorism AND an attack against gays.
If only radical muslims are real muslims then only radical christians are real christians
checkmate racists
>>60719461
>Three Million Muslim refugees are in Turkey. Turkey threatens to unleash them all into Europe if Turkey is not accepted into the EU
Is this true?
>>60719799
FONT
>>60719836
not with that attitude she won't
>>60719799
typical normie to think making something illegal even more illegal is somehow going to work magic and prevent bad things from happening
>>60719836
if you are dead you can't dream about her anymore
>>60719834
its genetic then, same like me
how old are you?
>>60719849
sort of true yeah, they're using it as blackmail
SOVIET UNION
>>60719799
>having an ex gf
>having an ex gf that has shit for brains
can't get much more normie than that
night lads
love you all oxoxox
*gets shot*
t-tell my wife I love her
*dies*
>50% of these plebs are wearing the exact same bodywarmer
>>60719914
sleep well mate
watching an anime
grim
>>60719849
No, turkey gets billions in aid from every EU country including a billion from the UK alone and wouldn't want to get kicked out of nato
Plus I really doubt erdogan wants to join the eu, why would someone whos practically a dictator want his laws overruled by brussels bureaucrat?
I think he's getting confused with Qaddafi from a few years ago saying he'd turn Europe black
>2016
>still watching anime
why?
>>60719955
what anime lad
>>60719849
Nah, basically the EU have established a deal, they take back migrants that are intercepted trying to cross into europe and in return we take an asylum-approved syrian, and also the turks have had EU entry negotiations reopened and now have the EU working on visa free travel for the Turks, dependent on some security conditions.
But there's no chance in turkey being accepted into the EU, not in at least 30 years, Erdoguan is playing the EU for what he can get.
Was just thinking about this girl last year who kept trying to become my gf. She wasn't hot and I didn't really like her so I didn't go for it and she eventually gave up. Wondering if I did the right thing though, I mean I probably could've at least had sex with her and not been a virgin anymore. But on the other hand I think she would've tried to trick me into a long term marriage type thing which wouldn't have been very good. Or maybe it would've been? Confused lads.
sister sent me this
>>60719947
the lads.
>>60720008
nice
>>60719992
Kimagure Orange Road. about to stop in a minute if I'm honest
Just got in from parklife lids
Still pinging a bit
>>60719978
>why would someone whos practically a dictator want his laws overruled by brussels bureaucrat?
At this point, I'm sure Europe is so cucked that European bureaucrats will just give into him
>Yyyy-yes, we're sorry for the colonialism and oppression.
gf just texted me this
>>60719947
1 and 3 get easy shags
>>60720038
never watched it, guessing its poo
>>60720008
the bone structure and skin suggests it is a man
>>60719947
all fucked up their expensive shoes haha
>>60720005
why didnt u just give her the old hump n' dump
>>60719947
Parklife mentioned
I am a poz cuckold
i'm an INTP-T
i'm not very confident, hence the T at the end
>>60720051
Turkey was the one colonising the Balkans, not europeans colonising turkey m8
Plus the Germans just recognised the Armenian genocide and the Turks pulled their ambassador so relations aren't brilliant atm
If all else fails Cyprus fucking hate them and have a veto on membership
maribou state lads
>>60720076
I dunno, I'm avoidant I guess
>>60720052
>there are people doing this sort of thing right now
>>60719878
23, i do have really shit genes. pretty much all of the men on my dads side of the family had acne growing up.
the acne on my face got really bad when i started to lose weight. im theorizing that my hormones went fucking berserk trying to go through a phase of puberty that my body had neglected to go through and play catch up. i was fat since i was basically 5-6 years old and being obese fucks with your hormones big time. i had big bitch tits too which i guess is from the extra estrogen being released by all of that adipose tissue. and when my acne was at its worse i had cysts on my jawline and on the side of my head which a lot of people on acne.org say is associated with hormonal acne (those went away for the most part though thank god)
>A muslim man now how the high score in America
step it up white america
>>60720052
Name?
>>60720087
you're my slave now
fags
Pretty funny to think that soldiers in WW2 would whack it to Betty Boop
>>60720124
Before that it was a Chink.
bf just texted me this
>>60720097
we have to kind of play a charade with turkey since they're in nato and a fairly important ally in dealing with the middle east. In reality though we don't want them to join and a goverment like Erdoguan's has no interest in enacting the joining criteria anyway.
>>60720118
alri amelie
Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
>>60719732
i got the impression he was emphasising that it was a homophobic attack first and foremost rather than the fact it's a terrorist attack first and homophobic second to try and take the pressure off of islam and put it on personal prejudice.
>>60720165
hahahaha
>>60720165
Kek
remember speedlad and his paragraph replies
>>60719799
americans who argue that guns should be outright banned should learn their own fucking history and have a look at what happens when you totally ban something ingrained into a culture.
What do girls bums feel like?
>>60720118
thats what its like to be a norman
>>60720165
wahey
>>60720174
A charade that costs us £1 billion a year in pretending it's for them to join? What happens to the money? How many Trident submarines could we get for that?
would be really keen to see some form of kev/snake combination actually
>>60720165
AMERILARD
>>60720226
Pretty nice I bet
feel like i am about to poo
Gonna list off the top of my head the gayest stuff ive engaged in post-highschool
>threesome with twinks i met in a bar the same night
>got sucked off on stage at a gay club in sydbey
>got sucked off on the balcony of a hotel room in full view of people in the opposing building with glass of vodka and ciggy in my hands
>got a gobby from a friend in the living room and let all my mates watch
>sucked off a guy in the restroom of a karaoke bar
>snogged a korean twink in full view of my disgusted straight friends inside a vip room of karaoke joint
>tongue fucked a twinks arse while on coke on a train at 5am
>britney spears concert
>used my foot to feel my straight mates cock while he slept
>got sucked off by a married man in the bed he shares with his wife with their wedding photos all around the room, kept looking at her photo while he ate my cum
>stuck a cherry inside a twinks arse
>instigated a threesome with a girl and my straight best mate in hopes i could suck him off during the encounter but he couldnt even get it up because i was there
Thoughts?
>>60720280
superfast reply
>>60720226
Bags of sand
doing a sonder
>>60720226
feels like pussy
>>60720275
all me
>>60719814
Betamethasone - Diprosone 0.05%
That's what the label says anyway.
>>60720312
superfast reply
I'm looking forward to Britain voting to remain in the EU and to Trump losing the election because then some of you odious twats might quieten down
>>60720275
pretty gay innit
>>60720239
Beats millions of migrants with no legitimate asylumn claim flooding Europe. What's your solution?
>How many Trident submarines could we get for that?
Not entirely sure now much our contribution but say it's a tenth, that's £100 million. Relative to a UK government budget of 700 billion that's fuck all la'.
So like 0.01 tridents
>>60720239
Doesn't the money come from the ring fenced 0.7% GDP foreign aid spending target set by the UN which is a Conservative manifesto promise?
What we get from it is stability in an important region and we can point to it and say we've spent money so don't need to take refugees
>>60720286
the opposite of sonder is realising that everyone else is a runt whose sole purpose is to dance to your tune
>>60720286
this only happens on roads/metro/train 2bh
dgaf the rest of the time
also, superfast reply to me
>>60720366
>>60720306
I'll look into it ty
Its had a good effect?
>>60720386
FTL reply
Feel like I'm down but my pupils are still fairly large hmm
Dunno if I'm gonna be able to sleep
Can't help but think of those gays in that nightclub. Just imagine, their phones going off with rings and buzzes as they lie dead, and their poor families try to call them. And then one by one, the batteries start to go, the last time they'll probably ever be used.
>>60720352
nah that's separate money that we're using to fund camps in the middle-east.
This £1 billion will be coming from the EU's central budget, not the UK directly
doing my best
>>60720275
Seems like you like to rub your homosexuality in the faces of straight people whereas I like to keep mine hidden.
>>60720275
i thought australians stoned gays to death using recluses
>>60720404
Saw that this morning and forgot about it
Christ, 50 people dead, that's a lot
Mark Knopfler is criminally underrated lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvj4svKcjl0
>>60720377
If I flare up, sticking it on two nights in a row before bed and then not touching my face for those two days, clears it up completely. Not a permanent fix, obviously, but it does the job.
>>12
super slow reply
>>60720407
you keep pluggin away trooper
we're proud of you
t. mum and darius
>>60720275
Sounds like a bit of banter to me tqbh lad
>>60720404
I bet some of them went off with grindr messages as they were being mowed down by the paki
>u accom?
>hung vers here
*gets shot in the head*
>>60720450
Thanks lad
>>60720404
religion of peace
>>60720343
The MOD say it will only be a billion a year, CND say it will be about 2-2.5 billion a year.
Instead of paying Turks we could have an extra 2-4 submarines.
business idea: dedicated /brit/posting device
>>60720448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itAO651jeSk
do love his sound ngl
>>60720404
>That interview where some spic faggot talks about how he blocked the escape route and let people get shot up against the door he was holding shut
>>60720488
Good luck m8.
>>60720404
"Buzzz...They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit...In the navy..."
>>60720529
Link?
about to crack open a cold can of coke
Nice thought: most of those fairies were probably high on poppers and didn't feel a thing as they died
>>60720529
Link that interview please
>>60720531
Me in the hat
>>60720447
It's our largest ever mass shooting. Only 9/11 beats it in recent times. Of course, there was Pearl Harbour and Native Americans attacks on settlers before that
Still not as big as the Paris attack just last November. Only slightly bigger than the Brussels attack this March
This is madness
>>60720511
>WE
it's from the EU budget, not the UK budget. I know it's not a stellar deal lad, and I don't like how the turks are playing with us (well, the germans 2bh), but do you have a better solution to the current problem?
>Settle down and get comfy
>Prepare for a cheeky wank
>Suddenly need a shite
EVERY FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD.
#NotAllMuslims
>>60720582
>not fapping while using your poo as a dildo
Savour this posting time lads, it'll be shit again at 6
>>60720572
Mumbai, Paris, Orlando. I thought Americans would be safer because you have the ability to fight back, but it just goes to show, if you let Muslims in, some will want to kill you.
>>60720548
>>60720529
The story I read was that he was a cameraman. He ran out of the door when he heard gunshots. He barricaded the door from the outside. While on the outside, he could hear people pounding on the door, but he was too scared to open it
>>60720616
Clubs are gun-free zones in Florida. Shocker, eh?
>>60720617
It's shocking how little people actually care. The Charlie Hebdo incident was only last January, in 2015.
how long will these attacks continue? For the rest of European history? Will we just have to get used to saying "Well....not all Muslims" for the next 500 years?
Scary thought thb
50 dead is pretty impressive though. Breivik had the whole island to himself full of kids whereas Omar was in Gunland, AND he called the cops before he started firing.
>>60720617
people like that should honestly just be executed. cowardice to that extent is just disgusting.
Anyone find it an effort to speak sometimes? I don't mean like when you're out and about and into the swing of things, I mean like when you're sat chilling out, someone asks you something and you just want to reply quietly but nothing comes out.
It's like my voice will only work after I apply a lot of pressure to my vocal muscles.
I have a deep voice so maybe this is why
>>60720658
Meant for >>60720616
>>60720680
Have got a deep voice too
Have to repeat myself all the time
I can't shout/scream/sing
My voice is effectively cancelled out in loud places
>>60720617
I keep hearing people excuse the guy by saying "your brain shuts down" but that's a load of bollocks. My dad was in a situation like this before and he managed to lock only the gunmen out and let everyone else in.
>>60720617
Fucking Yanks
>>60720680
all the time
just can't be arsed to exert the effort sometimes
>>60720660
idk, herd a hundred or whatever into a confined space, fish in a barrel etc.
>>60720680
>>60720703
>>60720711
same desu
Time for Game of Thrones
That Queen Margery is a crafty one. If anyone takes down the High Sparrow it will be her.
>>60720718
It's happened before and they haven't been able to kill that amount. He must have been a good shot.
>>60720708
your ignorant generalization annoys me
>>60720660
Omar was shooting fish in a barrel though. Breivik was shooting fish in a lake. Anders actually hunted people down. Omar just opened a door.
>>60720703
Can't really whisper either. I go as low as possible and my voice just starts to break
>>60720727
nope
>>60720753
gays are notoriously easy to penetrate, so each bullet passed through at least five people
>>60720753
But Breivik had all the time in the world, Omar had very little
> My dad was in a situation like this before and he managed to lock only the gunmen out and let everyone else in.
>>60720733
One of the only things ive liked this season is the little Mormont girl. IM a little annoyed that Lord manderly doesnt seem to be in it. I was hoping he would be Jabba the hutt levels of fat desu
>>60720801
>no mention of fanny or shagging
You're using Jay wrong.
I want to brush my teeth but I can't be arsed desu.
Why do people think if trumps president anything different will happen? There will still be terrorist attacks. How will he stop them?
>>60720705
your brain can shut down but you really just enter into what kind of person you are. a naturally brave or helpful person will help others and a piece of shit will do something like that.
like i said, he should be executed.
>>60720830
Jay tells loads of lies, not just about shagging
>>60720848
He's talked about registering all muslims before, as well as banning them from entering the US entirely.
>>60720855
Find one where he says "my dad did X".
>>60719199
Nice thread
>>60720848
hillary wants to bring in over 100k syrian refugees each year
>>60720848
This guy was already on the FBI's radar but their hands were tied
he was able to acquire a full-auto weapon
these are events that could be improved upon
also expanded personal concealed carry to include places like clubs
>>60720896
Post the PeruviAN
>>60720918
expanding cc to clubs invites whole new situations of trouble desu
it is honestly just fucked. there's no remedy to it
>>60720918
>More guns is the answer
When will Amerishoots learn
>>60719615
they treated him like shit
his point was correct, this was a hate crime as well as terrorism
>>60720918
>Americans have to be prepared to engage in a firefight at a moments notice
So this is what a first world country looks like. Woah
>>60720888
>as well as banning them from entering the US entirely.
He doesn't talk about that anymore though because it wont work. He would have to ban all brown and black people otherwise people will just lie and say they are not muslim.
>>60720918
>also expanded personal concealed carry to include places like clubs
Yes great idea. Guns, alcohol, dark spaces, gangs and drugs are a great mix.
>>60720918
>let drunk people carry guns inside clubs
>surely this will decrease gun deaths
I can't brath
>>60720918
Ah yes, let's get even more guns involved that'll show those hooligans
>>60721014
You have to draw Mohammad as you enter the US. Problem solved.
Guns are a God-given right and anyone who is pro-gun control is a disgrace to their nation and its people.
You lads excited to play as that lil nigglette in FIFA story mode?
McCarthyism for Islam when
![american+flag+shirt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rqlwcyo.jpg "american+flag+shirt[1].jpg")
>>60720918
>also expanded personal concealed carry to include places like clubs
>Guns are a God-given right and anyone who is pro-gun control is a disgrace to their nation and its people.
>>60720918
jesus christ
these are the people using the term "libtards"
>>60721058
nah but you see
you allow people to cc in nightclubs. when you cc, you automatically are enlisted in CAG and receive the appropriate training to neutralise shooters in a packed venue as all hell is breaking loose. that is of course while you're in a dimly lit nightclub either sober (lol) or drunk.
NOTHING could go wrong
Anyone else just getting bored of life in general?
starting to think its too long
>>60721144
Milo's a fag and I hate him. Use a different fedora image.
what happened to /b/ on half-chan?
>>60721163
Feel like I'm just waiting for it to get good but not doing anything to make it good
>>60720918
>also expanded personal concealed carry to include places like clubs
wat
Mom is bringing me ice cream
What a nice lass
Got this in the post today haha
>>60721163
isn't that why people go to foreign lands get drunk and fight other foreigners because their teams are playing a game meant for kids to have fun?
>>60720930
I do not want to get fucked here
>>60721192
what flavour though
>>60721180
What do you mean? There was a big exodus recently and a bunch of staff quit
>>60721163
The opposite. I just want to get out and experience everything I possibly can. I want to try being an /out/doorsman and /diy/ing my own shit. learn how to cook and shoot guns.
>>60719485
everything's going to be ok friend
>>60721234
>shoot guns
nice proxy, clint
All my problems come down to my complete lack of confidence
>>60721183
I'm trying to make it more fun but im just fed up with everything now, just want to sleep all day
>>60721200
maybe
>>60721256
>Not wanting to shoot guns
Are you a woman or a poof?
Really dislike being white desu
>>60721282
You're probably depressed. Try doing cardio.
All my problems come down to my complete superiority of intellect
saddens me with America and guns.
they should be better than that.
fuck the bourgeoisie
>>60721289
>obsessed with guns
>dislikes women and gays
Literal paki detected
