English "breakfast"
german "threads"
That looks delicious tb h
>>60716247
That looks good, toast looks burnt though.
german """people"""
>>60716280
English """""football"""""
fuck me i got hungry as a motherfucker from that pic
>>60716247
>eating meat just after you woke up
vomit.jpeg
>>60716281
>>60716349
Mexican and Finnish "taste"
What are the circle things next to the sausage? and are beans like that actually good?
>>60716422
>>60716462
everything on that plate tastes like vomit. Just eat a Käseweckle for breakfast.
>>60716247
Well, best breakfast there is if you are hungover...
>>60716281
of course you think that
>>60716462
Mushrooms.
Baked beens can taste good. Ignore that OP faggot.
>>60716574
race traitor
>>60716462
pan fried mushrooms
>>60716517
fuck off. best breakfast.
>>60716247
Where's the rest of it..?
why do brits eat beans with everything
>>60716764
because they fit perfectly through the gaps in their teeth.
>>60716764
They are delicious
>>60716247
Your picture is missing some black pudding and onion to go with those mushrooms.
Looks good except for the beans, some mashed potatoes would be better with all that.
>>60716247
This breakfast is nice but not for every day, it's a bit heavy and greasy. This is a good late breakfast, maybe after a night of drinking.
>>60716848
>onion
>>60717875
Im sorry do you not like fried red onion? Are you Mentally ill?
>>60716247
i like eat that in my brunches
end this thread
>google german breakfast
>see this
noice
>>60716422
He doesn't eat steak egg and jalapeno burritos after waking up
Pfffft
>>60718014
Anddddd........ It's fucking nothing
ohayo
monday, busy desu
>>60718014
pero si es casi una picada
>>60716327
>yuropoor """""sports"""""
>>60718014
Where's the rest of it..?
>>60718165
Why are japanese scotaboos? Not that i'm complaining but you guys seem to wear alot of tartan and apparantly some of you recite poems on robert burns' day.
>>60716247
>no black and white pudding
>>60718299
Not everyone needs to have two lunches, and the caloric intake of an olympic athlete.
Who /yogurt/ here?
>>60716446
>tfw no conservative German waifu
fucking Volga German had to immigrate to Argentina and have me there
>>60718414
>Eating bacterial vomit with the consistency of cum
>>60716247
Looks delicious.
What do you eat for breakfast in Germany? Black cock?
>>60718557
>Eating bacterial vomit with the consistency of cum
what about this description is unappetising? ;)
>>60718557
>consistency of cum
Consult your doctor
>>60718557
>bacterial vomit
>everything alcoholic, cheese
And then came turkish Breakfast
>>60718888
I don't believe T*rks have the time or patience to make this every morning desu
>>60716247
Looks amazing
Post breakfast
>>60718930
They need all the energy from that breakfast just to do all those dishes.
>>60718930
They do actually.
Not everybody in the world is a lazy amerifat
>>60719012
Step aside, peasants.
>mfw yuropoors eat COLD meat for breakfast
>>60716247
I don't see any black pudding on that plate.
>>60716247
>"""english breakfast"""
>no fried tomato
0/10
>>60719177
I am literally erect
>>60719177
This is more like it.
>>60716626
What a qt.
Is that thai food?
>>60718888
>Its same as german but with gorillion fucking trays
>>60719363
Thats a sickeningly large amount of food.
I would probably mix the beans and sausage. Is that what I'm supposed to do?
>>60719363
I hope you're not going to eat that by yourself
>>60719435
Dip the sausage in the beans, don't cut it up and mix it through.
>>60716626
So the Miss Alice poster is German.
>>60719177
>not sliced canned tomatas
>>60719498
yup, that's what I meant.
Probably would do with the same with the eggs and bacon
>>60719507
miss alice mentioned, please visit our country and buy our dairy products
>>60717914
The merits of the onion are not on trial here. They simply don't belong with a fry-up, you degenerate filth.
best breakfast lads
>>60716848
>onion
Who the fuck adds onions to a full English breakfast?
>>60719614
They are partners with fried mushrooms and belong in fry-ups.
>>60719398
For you.
>>60719451
I'm certain that I could. I might not need lunch afterwards, and the beans would repeat on me all day long, but I've had bigger breakfasts than that before and suffered no ill effects.
>>60719619
always suspected argentinians weren't white 2bh
>>60719646
I like your little pan thing with the compartments.
Very neat.
>>60716247
Honestly, I think if there's one thing the English do better than anyone else it's breakfast. Or maybe genocide.
>>60719646
>cherry tomatoes
>>60719646
why so much grease
I'll beat the shit out of any nancyboy German who can't stomach the breakfast of kings.
>>60719698
we are better at both of those things desu
>>60719807
It's oil. You don't fry food in oil in Germany?
>>60718395
>white pudding
Never seen it in the UK.
>>60719698
they do ur mum better than anyone else lmao
>>60719863
We have hogs pudding in the westcountry which is essentially the same thing.
>>60719856
Come on, your food is a joke and there are Armenians right here in my town.
>>60719858
we do we just drown shit in oil
>>60718395
How in the fuck does a yank know of such things?
>>60719954
It's part of his rich cultural heritage
He's half British half Scottish and half Irish.
>>60719933
>your food is a joke
>from a burger
i bet you have never had real turkish food in your life
>>60718414
I don't know what "yogurt" is, but I enjoy yoghurt.
>>60719904
I have lived in NI, Chester, Stafford and now Portsmouth, I have never seen white pudding with a breakfast ever.
>>60720022
>mfw poms pronounce yoghurt as "yogguht"
>>60716446
Watch out man, you can get arrested for that pic.
>>60720020
I bet there's no such thing as real t*rkish food.
>>60719515
>canned
Been in my country long? Mr Yank.
>>60719603
New Zealand exports dairy products? I only know of your lamb.
>>60720022
yoğurt
>>60719638
Are you French?
>>60720114
anything is more real than whatever the fuck this is
>""""""""""""""
reddit "memes"
>>60719646
>the beans would repeat on me all day long
Why do Americans say this? How fucked are your digestive systems?
>>60720274
No.
![6222179799_f83fb06b89[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E50yzhE.jpg "6222179799_f83fb06b89[1].jpg")
>>60720299
t. Blattella Germanica
>>60720366
what the fuck does that have to do with anything anglos can't even meme properly
>>60720342
Beans don't make you fart..?
>>60719646
Everything would be frazzled by the time those sausages would be done.
>>60720217
we're one of the biggest milk exporters in the world and a new zealand owned company controls 30% of the world's dairy exports
>>60720435
Blazing Saddles was a comedy my friend, exaggeration.
>>60719863
Rasheed.
>>60720464
I'm aware of this, but beans still give me wind.
>>60720482
>>>/brit/
>>60720093
Judas!
>>60720416
This looks Provençal.
>>60720114
Have you never cleaned under the fridge? There are all sorts of crumbs with the roaches.
>>60720557
>roaches
t. hank
>>60720435
No. Do you really have so little fibre in your diet that when you finally do it causes your body all sorts of extreme reactions?
You need your five a day sunshine.
>>60720445
I have honestly never even heard of New Zealand as a dairy power or mention any dairy based product originating there. Lamb, Hobbit and camwhore based products? Yes. Dairy? No.
>>60716626
Post more Miss Alice please
>>60720557
you sure did got em pajeet : - DDDDDDDDDDD
>>60720520
I nearly did something I regretted then and called you French.
>>60720482
My name is Richard and I go lobster red in the sun, show me one pic of a good full English breakfast with onions you cock holster.
>>60720657
please buy our lamb
>>60720687
delet this asap
>>60720574
I'm afraid I don't understand this reference friend. The only Hanks I know promote Propane and Propane accessories.
The beans look really watery and unappetizing, everything else looks good though
>>60720681
The insult is "Rasheed", my little infestation.
>>60720690
I think you replied to the wrong person, you wankshaft.
>>60720751
You really think so? The uneven surface demonstrates their high viscosity, but you can always cook them for longer.
I take it American sugar beans are very thick?
Typical North American breakfast
>>60718014
Looks pretty nice desu
>>60720846
Sugar beans?
>>60720857
Ugly trident, looks like a cake fork that has gotten enlarged.
>>60720857
This image confuses me.
>>60720857
>Typical
Not really, no.
>>60720857
Where's the big mac?
>>60720900
American beans are made with molases while British beans are made with tomatoes.
>>60716247
the egg and sausage looks good
>>60720938
>>60721030
>American beans are made with molases
Not always.
>>60720857
What kind of fries are those, and why is that coke or diet coke in the mug?
>>60721075
I'm sorry what? I didn't say bazorple
>>60721030
>>60721079
Aren't Heinz beans an American product anyway?
It's definitely not an English brand.
>>60721038
Sausages, there are more than one, it is plural.
>>60721090
>What kind of fries are those
>>60721181
Pretty sure he made a funny pal
>>60721108
No but I once saw an example of the Bongo bongo conjecture on /tv/ and he autismed out over a fork being a trident due to the number of prongs.
>>60721139
>Aren't Heinz beans an American product anyway?
They're based in Pennsylvania, unless I'm mistaken.
>>60719936
>Germany
>>60721139
Microsoft is an American brand but their Chinese systems are in Mandarin.
>>60721210
Oh, I don't like going on one of the reddit affiliated boards or watching the trashy show so i wasn't aware.
>>60721210
I have unironically seen that episode
>>60721210
that is wyvern vs dragon levels of autism
>>60721245
You're a small willy.
>>60716247
You can't start hating on a breakfast just because of the bacon and sausage Mohammed..
>>60721274
Yes and that is funny to the common pleb, apparently.
>>60721319
>posts CIA
>filename: Bane
????????????????????
>>60721319
I have an above average penis.
>>60721395
And I a smaller than average vagina.
i'm drooling at some of this, i love big breakfast meals
what do aussies eat for breakfast?
or poles?
>>60721395
what's average in bongland?
2 inches?
incest'll fuck you up mang
>>60721423
I suppose we shouldn't have sex then, wouldn't want to harm your kitty.
>>60721452
>>60721274
If they all had six limbs then we wouldn't need the term "wyvern".
>>60721430
I ate ur mum's vag for breakfast this morning
>>60721477
>From JayMan's blog
Well at least you're being upfront about having a terrible non-reliable source.
>>60721477
You aren't meant to reply to C*******s
>>60721430
South Britain probably eats the same as us, but they have been corrupted by chink influences so they call their Marmite "V*gemite" and their Weetabix "Weetb*x".
>>60721477
>from some literally who blog
:)
>>60721477
bloody Scots and Irish bringing us down, fucking savages the lot of them.
>>60721458
You want to engage in intercourse with my cat?
Get the fuck out with those beans and replace them with hash browns but otherwise bretty good.
>>60721452
>Amerinbreds
>>60721491
You ate mange with a side of crusty mucus you twat waffle.
>>60721549
Kitty is slang for vagina, some of the worst. I'm not interested in fucking cats.
>>60721573
what the fuck is CDN?
canadian dairy network?
I can't even see what your source is, try again lad
>>60721561
It is supposed to have hashbrowns with it, just like black pudding, a fried slice and fried tomatoes.
Only a dirty stinking savage would try to remove the beans.
>>60721573
>Canada in charge of unbiased statistics
>>60721573
You want this?
>>60721620
you're right.
That image is a graph of cattle inbreeding...
http://www.thebullvine.com/inbreeding/stop-talking-inbreeding/
>>60721675
Yeah the muds are breeding themselves into a second head.
>>60721725
>muds and bongs inbreeding together
Pic related, its you
>>60721620
It's the Canadian Disease Network because those Syrians brought all that chlamydia and AIDS with them to help their population of white people expire.
>>60721836
Refer to:
>>60721721
>>60721836
lol USA is AIDS and chlamydia central thanks to your booming nigger population
>>60721721
Bong status: wrekt
>>60721812
>getting this assblasted
just because fucking your sister after a good ol' game o' crab cock with the lads is normal for you doesn't mean it isn't looked down upon elsewhere
>>60721639
>no black pudding here unless I go to Portland or Seattle and pay a premium
Life is hell....
>>60721906
Why only in those locations? Surely there must be a butcher where ever you are that sells it.
Good job replying to the leafs, fun is over now.
>>60721934
I don't know how to make it and my butchers go "why" when I ask them for heart or tongue. I swear they're hoarding it.
>>60721721
>British in charge of source checking
>>60716741
As a fellow American, I agree: that is far too little food.
>>60716247
Are you on some sort of diet?
>>60721477
the parts where it's green in europe is the parts that were contaminated by kebab filth.
Big fucking suprise
I prefer to have a slice of 'go deep dish 'za for breakfast.
>>60721988
That would do me for a full day.
>>60720857
Nigga where the sausage, bacon, ham and eggs
>>60716247
LOL
>>60716247
Beans taste bad. Put rice on it and it's perfect.
>>60722065
Ayy
>>60719954
Ordered full breakfast while in London. Got both and loved them right away. Tbqh the English breakfast is the perfect breakfast.
>>60721959
Why not reply "because I am the customer"?
>>60722065
... Would.
Unironically ordered OP's image at the Coffee Club this morning. Bit disappointed that they've gotten rid of the yank steak though
>>60722456
>yank steak
>>60722456
Yank steak?
>>60722110
Bender.
>>60722623
Not a fat cunt like you, enjoy inhaling 6k calories a day.
>>60716247
not halal enough for you, mehmet?
>>60722671
Keep projecting, you shirtlifter.
Maybe if your engorged arse went to the gym once in a while you would put that protein to good use.
>>60722671
Depends on how much you work out m8. Guys like pic related also eat that much
If you lift, but eat low calorie, you end up twiggy. If you're sedentary and eat low fat, you end up skinnyfat or average, if you're sedentary and eat high calorie, you end up obese, if you lift and eat high calorie, you end up muscular and aesthetic
So yeah, low calorie diets result in mediocrity
>>60722762
You really think Zyzz ate a full English of that size every morning? Get real mate, even when I was in the Army and eating a cooked breakfast every morning we did not eat breakfasts that size.
>>60722762
the chimp in that pic only eats bananas though
bananas don't have that many calorie
>>60722762
I'm trying to tell my brother in law that he needs to eat more but it's one ear and out the other. Fucking dumbass even smokes weed but eats like a rabbit.
Not sure if I'd want beans for breakfast but it looks good
>>60722910
The irony is that chimps don't usually eat bananas.
Mostly nuts and the flesh of monkeys instead of primates. It's totally why I hate vegans. They're all like "you know animals don't eat other animals."
Like why do you have to be such a delusional fucktard? there are videos of chimps eating spider monkeys alive and smiling at the camera while they're doing it. Meanwhile they're mad that we give the "RIGHT THERE FRED" to cows, pigs and chickens and take no pleasure from it.
>>60723096
I saw a documentary once of chimps using legit military tactics, they patrolled in staggered formation them attacked the rival chimps by sending in a few decoys to lure them into an ambush. Really fucking brutal, they ate the meat of the fallen.
>>60723096
>They're all like "you know animals don't eat other animals."
>>60723248
I've encountered that before
>>60723269
Have they never seen, say, a "lion"?
>>60723096
>They're all like "you know animals don't eat other animals."
>American vegans
>>60723343
It was a Belgian pothead I was fucking in college.
>>60723518
Luckily my dick won't fuck crazy.
My verbal reflex goes to "why are you so fucking dumb and please get out."
>>60722456
Fucking Coffee Club is the worst thing in the world.
Also fuck off billionaire
>>60720857
"tex-mex"
>>60724363
>coffee club
>coffee
>club
I didn't know that being a pretentious ass became more of a thing in Australia than here but damn. I thought we took the prize with Starfucks.
>>60720445
Those fonterra cunts need to be shot
>>60716247
I'd eat it.
>ITT everyone fights for their countries breakfast honor then goes back to eating cereal.
>>60721477
>less inbred
>more inbred
looks scientific lol
>>60716247
In what world does that not look delicious?
>>60726918
I had a hamburger for breakfast
>>60716247
The only thing the English seem to have good taste in.
lets get real, the tomatoes and mushrooms should be diced and added with diced onions with chopped ham and sausage with cheese to make an omlet
>>60716247
thats brekky looks yum as you cooked cunt
> just because its not halal for fucks sake
>>60721477
>Aberdeencest
British sausage is shite, to be perfectly honest. It is mushy and full of fillers. American breakfast sausage is far superior.
>>60716247
missing something
>>60716741
>>60721980
>québecois breakfast
It's 7:30 am and I could use some sausages, bacon, fried eggs, black pudding, beans and mushies, I'm starving.
>>60718014
More like international breakfast.
>>60731828
thats worse than jail food in the US, eating dry bread and salami for breakfast??
question for all non-british:
what do you recieve when you order 2 eggs on toast at a british restaurant?
>>60732005
I meant: that's a breakfast you can find anywhere, simple and common ingredients.
>>60732086
no, you cant find that for breakfast anywhere, show me one restaurant in the US that serves salami on bread for breakfast
>>60732066
this is a trick question, if no one gets it I'll have to say what it is
>>60732066
no one is going to get this, 'eggs on toast' is a british breakfast dish, so if you order 2 eggs on toast you will recieve 2 orders of this
>>60732249
nobody gives a shit
>>60716247
What's the matter Turkraut? Does pork for breakfast trigger you?
>>60732249
man thank you for warning us about this
>>60716626
qttttttt
>>60723248
He's right, I have encountered vegans who say that only humans eat other animals.
>>60719177
>there are low test betas not liking this for breakfast
>>60716247
You can shit on us for our bad cuisine but the full English breakfast is not part of that.
There is literally nothing better to eat for breakfast.
Except vagina am I right or wot lads?
>>60719619
enoying that processed food?
>>60730653
Kill yourself.
>>60716764
According to some Briton I know, there are many traditional food that they eat from World War 2
