Are Canadians simply the beta versions of Americans?
>>60716775
I'm not Canadian, I'm Greek.
>>60716775
What on Earth gave you that impression, anon?
>>60716930
>USA
Guns.
Cowboys.
Marlboros.
Bike gangs.
>Canada
Hockey.
Beavers.
Maple Syrup.
>>60717023
>Guns.
Being used to shoot up schools, movie theaters and other public areas.
>Cowboys.
Not for many years
>Marlboros.
Uh ok
>Bike gangs.
Nah more like Black gangs shooting eachother and hitting bystanders every hour
>>60717231
>cowboys not for many years
>>60717231
are you trying to say blacks killing each other and killing other black with their poor aim is a bad thing?
They are betas in the bedroom, alphas in the battle field.
It balances out.
We Canadians are literally cucks and omegas.
If you search 'cuck' in the dictionary, you will find an entire two pages simply with the canadian flag on it.
The stereo type comes from the east coast. People from bc and alberta are pretty much normal. But the farther you go east the more gays and immigrants you run into. Toronto is like 80% gay and brown.
>>60717149
>Americans being edgy
As expected
>>60720540
>being a shit ass nigga bitch
>>60720540
Did Canada have a western era like the US did, like with cowboys riding around and stuff? I assume Mexico did but I'm not sure how far north it went.
Canadians are superior and more advanced than us.
>>60720485
Except Maritimes and Newfoundland are the most manliest and down to earth people on the face of the earth. it's Ontario and westwards that are well known cucklets that create Cucknada's reputation.
>>60723006
Alberta and Saskatchewan were virtually uninhabited until the government duped a bunch of krauts and slavs to settle it in the early 20th century.
Only the east
I wish the west would secede
>mfw a Canadian comes to America hoping for culture shock and is disappointed
>>60723155
your inner cities are quite the culture shock actually. rural US is fine though.
>>60723175
To be fair, they're a culture shock even for rural Americans
>>60716775
*walks up to you with a Cappuccino from the local Tim Hortons in my hand*
E-e-excuse me sir
*adjust glasses*
We Canadians are a people with a with a rich history and culture. We AREN'T BETA Americans. Nothing wrong with Americans per say but their institutions are another topic for another days. Well that's all I ahve ot say Buh-bye
*walks away from location swiftly to beat the Timmies rush hour*
>>60723006
Cowboys are obver hyped.
>>60723155
I thought I could go out safely at night like in Canada
>mfw
>>60723006
Kind of, but only for a short time.
The RCMP were created to maintain Order in the "Wild West", and they did just that.
Yes, yes we are.
>>60723231
>Timmies
Say what you will about Americans, but at least they haven't tied their national identity to a fucking fast food restaurant
>>60723006
Yeah but instead of cowboys it was mounties, indians and fur trappers.
>>60723294
Neither do we.
It's called real life memes and clever marketing,
>>60723294
They have McDonalds and certain restaurants for state identity.
I hate Trudeau so fucking much.
What a fucking faggot
>>60723339
He's ruined Canada's reputation imo
>>60723006
trappers, traders, woods runners, Hudson bay, plains had cowboys and ranchers, etc
ours were just a little more polite, so you don't really hear that much about them. as a group, these guys are all referred to as "pioneers" in the early colonial days; confrontations were mostly with first nations and with chinese immigrants, whom both were deeply resented by British North America.
>>60723405
so he's their Bush?
>>60723294
>Say what you will about Americans, but at least they haven't tied their national identity to a fucking fast food restaurant
are you just stupid or or is this some kind of new spicy bait?
>>60723444
If Bush was a cuck.
>>60723444
Even if he looked dumb at least he seemed like someone you could have a beer with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g
>>60723479
This. No one would want to hang out with Trudeau.
>>60723405
and it took him less than 6 months to do it
when did cuck become such a meme on /int/
>>60723559
BIG
>>60723559
I wager that the /pol/ users are at fault.
>>60723405
Trudeau isn't even too bad personally.
But as soon as you give him an audience or any power, he turns into an insufferable faggot. He just wants to impress himself
That's an interesting way of putting it. Maybe the more northern versions of us continentally.
>>60723294
Do your countrymen also have the cringey habit of embracing some dumb stereotype outlanders have of you?
>>60723764
Yes.
Some people here unironically consider Tim Hortons as part of our national identity. For most it's just a joke/stereotype, but there are some who take it way too seriously
>>60717149
What demographic do you think is responsible for America's most used words?
>>60723848
Niggers!
what do I win?
>>60717023
We have guns, cowboys, and bikers too.
I live in Buffalo, New York and we get a lot of Canadians. There's a Tim Hortons every 3 miles and a Canadian plate every twenty cars. Honestly, I can't tell the difference until I'm told. Maybe Toronto/Ontario Canadians don't have as much of the "Moooose loooose aboooot in the hoooose" accent as is stereotypical, but I could be wrong. Canadians that come here simply don't advertise the fact that they're from Canada. Quebixicans however…
If they're not then it's the most convincing act I've seen in a long time.
>>60723940
I'm gonna call you racist despite framing the question in a way that's impossible for you to not come off as racist. Also, I'm gonna ignore the fact that you're totally correct.
>>60716775
The Canadian stereotype in the US was that they're rural hicks, mentally slow and had silly expressions like "eh" and "aboot" but something happened in the early 2000's.
They're still retards but something happened in the early 2000's, Canadians all turned into SJW hipsters and socially inept autists. Especially Quebeckers. Canadians are the most emasculated betas in North America.
>>60723982
Americans get our accent wrong. We don't go "oo," it's more like an elongated "ow," i.e. we pronounce "about" as if we were talking about a boxing match.
>>60724032
It could be that we're so close geographically that we bleed together so much. I've heard from visitors that we have an accent akin to Canadians.
And since I know someone will do it:
>buffalo
>visitors
>kek
>>60723006
yea except with stricter gun laws
the gold rush especially was huge here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc
>>60724021
SJW's and hipsters are just louder than everyone else.
There are plenty of good smaller Canadian towns/cities full of non-cucks.
>>60720485
What do you expect from an area settled by French cucks?
>>60718498
This.
I looked up cuck in a dictionary and next to the definition your face was illustrated as an example.
>>60717149
>Canadians don't have niggers
>>60723294
US identity is 100% consumerism
Canadian companies try to copy it here but with less success since they only have vague shit to work off of
>>60723300
>cowboys
you know cowboys are just ranchers, there are plenty around, biggest rodeo in the world is the Calgary Stampede
>>60724164
I wonder how they'd deal with American giga niggers
>>60723405
>He's ruined Canada's reputation imo
no he hasn't
just memelords here go nuts about him
>>60724195
You have chinks and Sandniggers, so I guess it balances out
>>60723559
saying "fag" became problematic so the powers that B came up with a new replacement that was more self-deprecating
>>60724136
>SJW's and hipsters are just louder than everyone else.
I don;t even see that muhc of them here, I went to the most liberal university in the country and barely dealt with them or saw them causing a fuss, maybe once in four years.
meanwhile the US is completely fucked with this shit especially in its universities.
>>60724134
That heritage minute always makes me kek.
For real though, Sam Steele was awesome. Truly a model Canadian if there ever was one
This hour long documentary about him is worth a watch imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu_16wpoegI
>>60724287
t. secretary of the Society for a Trans Democracy
>>60724288
loved these documentaries
>tfw Harper brought back the heritage minutes but Truedeau hasn't commissioned any more since.
I miss Harper even if he did rape the country
hopefully Big Kev will become Tory leader and sweep us away to Randian heaven
>>60724345
you joke but Trudeau is all talk, that's what JFs don't understand. meanwhile you have Hillary with a good shot at winning who wants far worse and likely will do it.
>>60724136
Canadian millennials all have some sort of liberal bent. The posts on /int/ are a good example. None of them are smart enough to have conservative values. They're all fickle like girls and don't have any principles. Everything is a game to them.
>>60724203
With a huge "refugees welcome" banner.
>>60724369
how do we save america
>>60724383
>let me yanksplain about your country
young people here are all neo-lib "muh business degree" cunts who want legal weed and personal/financial freedom
>>60724346
Big Kev is based.
If he becomes CPC leader I will become a party member and do everything I can to help ensure his victory.
>>60724394
you can't
>>60724441
this
already the CBC and other shills are calling him "Canada's Trump" which is stupid as fuck but sort of true.
imagine Trump and O'Leary
We're an odd bunch of social autists. At least where I am on the West Coast.
>>60724088
Nah, I know what you mean. I'm from Rochester. You guys over in Buffalo hear about the Fast Ferry?
>thinking enough Canadians would want to sail over the fucking lake to visit Rochester that their tourism would pay for a multimillion dollar passenger ferry project
>it goes bankrupt within a year, eventually gets sold to some random Australian
JUST
>>60724383
>None of them are smart enough to have conservative values.
The more educated and higher iq you are the less likely you are to be a conservative. Red states have lower IQ and are less educated than blue states.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/study-links-low-intelligence-with-right-wing-beliefs/article543361/
>>60724543
All this proves is that our education systems are indeed, Marxist indoctrination facilities
>>60724590
when I was in school it was all about how much better we are than the barbaric savages down south
>>60716775
short answer?
Yes
long answer?
yyeess
>>60724438
Exactly. Not sure why you're talking like you're not one of them. Well in your case replace business degree with flipping burgers.
Why do so many Canadian have a superiority complex about the United States?
My parents raised me to hate our southern neighbors but I never bought into it, and I can tell it rubs my family the wrong way.
>>60717023
Hockey is better than most other sports though.
Especially soccer.
>>60717149
wouldn't the most used words be words like 'the', 'a' and 'I'?
>>60724543
>The more educated and higher iq you are the less likely you are to be a conservative
You're all educated and enlightened liberals, explain why Canadians are the biggest shitposting retards on /int/.
>>60724631
I have a history degree :^) and I'm a traditionalist
>>60723462
Only Californians tie their identity to fast food.
>>60724724
Canadians don't even shitpost that much, it's an Australian meme that caught on. Americans are the biggest shitposters by weight and mass, for every Canadian shitpost there's three more copypasted shitposts whining about Canadian posters, Trudeau, or our flag.
>>60724687
> No Canadian teams in the post-season
> Finns beat you in worlds
You guys don't even own hockey anymore.
>>60724747
what is your job
>>60724883
Finns are a good team tbqhtqt
But they'll never compare to our excellent mediocrity.
>>60724883
The team that won the NHL has the same captain that team Canada had when they won in OT against the US
Canada beat the Finns for gold
Low quality bait ya fat fuck
>>60724890
Parks service, mostly clerical work
>>60724724
Educated and enlightened liberals tend to avoid this shithole and have better things to do than argue about anime porn.
>>60716775
Given that Americans came first, we'd be the literal Alpha-verison of Canada.
>>60717231
>Cowboys
>Not for many years
Who do you think herds our cows, maple man?
>>60724994
>>60724994
>Given that Americans came first
untrue
Canada was founded first
