Can one of you please conquer Denmark and force them to speak an actual proper language? Thank you.
>>60716049
They should lay off the booze.
Danish is like drunk Dutch desu
no pls no buly denmak
How accurate is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
>>60716112
Its like drunk swedish with a potato stuck in your throat.
>>60716236
>kamelåso posted
That's it, thread is over.
Lol, stay mad aussie
>>60716236
>Kamelåso
It's 100% accurate
>be australian feminist
>make this thread
>>60717331
What's this got to do with feminism?
Not OP btw
>Netherlands
I don't want anyone to conquer Denmark, but it would be funny if they switched to Finnish instead. I had a Danish roommate and whenever I got him to say Finnish words with his accent, it was very funny.
>>60717483
MOET JE EEN KANKERSTOMP STINKAAP
>>60716236
They sound like funny germans.
>>60717331
>be danish
>people mistake you for a drunk norwegian
>>60717534
Neverwillbenordiclands
>>60717331
>Lasting approximately six hours, the German ground campaign against Denmark was one of the shortest military operations of the Second World War
>>60717434
>>60717670
>>60717789
>feminist "logic"
>>60717962
>Lasting approximately six hours, the German ground campaign against Denmark was one of the shortest military operations of the Second World War
>>60717789
>lost to fucking Turks at Gallipoli
Lmao
>>60718314
>australians talks shit about us joining our rightful masterrace brothers
>lost wars to fucking EMUS and COCKROACHES
can't make this up
>>60718449
Wasn't our fault. It was the fault of the british high command.
>>60718526
Oh yea we lost a meme battle, whereas you literally got german cum pumped into your anuses.
>>60718691
>b-uh it was our overlord's fault
Also
>surrendering to Germany after seeing what they did to Poland, England and France
To be fair, we werent retarded and didnt have natural walls like the Norwegians. And look at fucking France. They resisted and are now a fucking synonym for surrendering and cowardice. Meanwhile we simultaneously got rid of our jews.
>>60718909
You actually managed to save about 70% of your jewish population
>>60716049
>tfw I've just met an Australian exchange student here in Denmark
>tfw she likes Denmark and feels at home
>tfw this is how Australia repay us
>>60719172
She was probably lying so she doesn't appear rude
>>60719156
We saved them, but we sent them all to Sweden. Look at them now.
>>60719262
Well at least we have cheap beer
>>60719262
when do australians ever care about being polite
