Would a joint nordic state be feasible? Norway, Finland, Iceland and Denmark share political sentiments.. The only problem is Sweden. How can we realistically solve this?
I'm thinking along the lines of "united nordic states" with regional powers intact but with a common forreign policy. Sweden is a problem there also though..
Don't you people generally hate Danes ?
>>60714637
That's just banter. Denmark is great for a weekend holiday.
just put swedish media people and politicians in a concentration camp, let SD take over local Swedish matters
>>60714686
Well, if you guys think you'll get along.
Where it 200 or so years ago you could have married Crown Prince Haakon to Crown Princess Victoria to join those two crowns, or Victoria with Crown Prince Frederik.
Or elect one of those three as king of all three.
>>60714706
i've got no numbers on this but don't the conservative anti immigration voters in all of the nordics outnumber the swede leftist cucks?
invade
Londonstan will take all the sweedish boipucci refugees
then it's your job to rape all the Swedish women, it's what they've wanted all along
>>60714794
Thats a sore spot.. what to do with the royals? They are after all very popular in all respective cunts
Whatever you do leave Finland out of it. We've all seen what happens to gay clubs recently.
>>60714893
We let them brawl it out in a battle to the death, the last man standing will be crowned king.
>>60714527
Kick out Sweden and take us in.
>>60714941
KEK
>>60714970
>>60714893
Wouldn't it be easier to keep them as kings of their respective kingdoms and elect a High King of Scandinavia ?
Get a Grand Duke of Finland, a King of Lithuania, etc...
>>60714527
Never going to happen.
>Implying you shouldn't let Canada in
We had Vikings, so we instantly are eligible.
Also have a land border with the Kingdom of Denmark.
>>60714941
we need Funland for the votes to topple the lefties in Sweden. A united nordic state would have an overwhelming amount of right voters if we all pulled together.
>>60715096
Well, Finland is also majority asian, so you'd fit right in
>>60714527
>Scandicucks
Fuck off.
>>60715096
England would throw a fit if we let you in..
Nedermark >>>>>>>>> NU
>>60714527
>C. gov. languages Scandinavian and English
Fuck off imperialist scum
What would the Capital be ?
Aland ?
>>60715339
i hope you are aware that Norway, Iceland and Denmark has stricter border regulations and asylum regulations than Finland?
>>60715170
Total sovereignty since 1982, we can do what we want.
And bringing Canada in would a good deal.
All dat Arctic territory.
>>60715532
Because you need to. By itself that is a meaningless statement.
>>60715339
Why the fuck Iceland. We hate muslims as much as you
>>60715532
>>60715585
The only difference is nobody wants to live in fucking Finland. SUOMI PERKELE
>>60715566
Yes thats all good but what about the language barrier?
>>60715656
That's in no way a bad thing.
>>60714637
Danes are our twin nation tbqh
>>60715532
We have nothing to do with you fucks, leave us out of this kind of shit.
>>60715242
>Implying you are anything but glorified coastal Austria
>>60715669
The pic says Scandinavian / English. So we're even better than Finland and Estonia since they don't speak English nor a Scandi language natively.
>>60714941
i like this bants
>>60715669
>what about the language barrier
Why the fuck are you including us then, fuckface?
>>60715886
Fuck off m8
We belong together
>>60716066
No we don't, Cai-Göran.
>>60716066
We don't.
See, Finns don't like other Scandis, I'm guessing not very fond of Swedes.
Aren't some Swedes still butthurt about the Stockholm Bloodbath ?
>>60715899
I was thinking you're an idiot for the most part up until this comment, but you're actually kind of right. I took a Swedish course in university and it's really just a hop skip and a jump from English, which amazed me. That level of intelligible learning goes both ways, since all the Nordic peoples already speak fantastic English with ease.
Let's remake Knut's Great Sea Empire my niggas.
>>60716113
You are the reason why we will never have brother countries.
Are you happy now? We're certainly not better off alone, no matter how firmly you in your delusional mind believe that.
>>60715596
Sure you do, Cuckmansdottir.
If we make it something like what Belgium has with Wallonia/Flanders but actually working then sure why not. These other Finns here just seem to have some "all Swedes are gays" stereotypes on their minds.
>>60716278
We're not brothers. Never have been, never will be. You can move to Sweden and larp a Scandicuck if you want to but leave the rest of us out of it.
>>60716319
No, we just don't have anything to do with them. We speak a different language and we don't have shared origins. Therefore by no margin could we be considered "brothers" like some of the Nordicist cucks ITT.
>>60716337
desu we should just make our own unified Finnic nation with Estonia
>>60714527
>>60716278
No need to start forging imaginary brotherhoods just because you feel lonely.
>>60716451
This guy gets it. They are our actual brothers, unlike Scandicucks.
>>60716451
Why? What's wrong with Finland as it is? What is it with unions that people here like so much?
>>60714527
Isn't there a De facto one already? Since they can vote from each other's cunt and get pension payments etc. Redirected to another Scandi cunt if they move.
>>60716478
What am i looking at?
>>60714527
>Would a joint nordic state be feasible?
no, you stupid inbred fag
>>60716632
genetic distance
>>60715815
>Danes are our twin nation tbqh
are you drunk again Ola?
>>60716526
Not big enough. Also Estonians are actually related to us. We could let them keep a government and own laws and shit or something so they'd be ok with it. Next up, annex karjala and tornionlaakso and everything to the east.
No but actually a union with Estonia would be great.
>>60716399
Can you just leave this thread? I genuinely think you're autistic, not because of this particular case, but because you've been doing this for YEARS.
Just go m8.
>>60716748
>autistic
It really makes you think.
>>60715815
>our twink nation
l-lewd
I think you're going to have to leave Greenland behind on this one fellas
>>60714527
what about a single written language for den/swe/nor? I can understand the languages written and they look more like dialects
>>60716836
Because linguistically they are more like dialects with separate orthographies.
>>60716748
I don't know who you're talking about, but not all Finns are self-hating Scandowannabes.
>>60716824
Why? We were there even before the inuits
>>60715815
>calling former occupants "twin".
how mental sick can a human actually be!?! That's the question
>>60716937
But you didn't live there permanently. I don't care, Greenland is already part of the Danish realm so it'd come with Denmark.
>>60716272
English and Norwegian is even more similar than German and Norwegian. Same grammar. Same word order and even many words are are the same.
T. Learned english from just watching cartoon network as a kid. I was fluent by the age of eight.
WE ARE NOT BROS!!!
FUCK OF DISGUSTING POTATO DANES, AND FUCK OF SWEDISH FAGS. STAY IN YOUR OWN UGLY DISGUSTING LANDS
>>60716935
Literally no one itt claimed us to be Scandinavian.
It wont change the fact that we're Nordic people of different branch. We do have same distant origin and we belong in this union, along with Estonians.
I wouldn't say the same about Sami though.
>>60717215
>>60717349
This.
>>60717215
Everybody knows that Norway is simply Sweden's hillbilly cousin who happened to find oil on his farm.
You are Swedish clay. Don't make us have to go to Battle at Kjolberg Bridge again.
>>60717349
"Nordic" isn't a real thing. Just an arbitrary concept made up as part of the European integration policy, with it originally referring exclusively to North Germanic countries. It literally only means Northern in cuck speech, nothing more.
>We do have same distant origin
Our paternal lineage certainly isn't the same. >>60716399
>>60717349
This.
>>60717502
Norway was fucking rich even before finding oil
>>60717528
>Our paternal lineage certainly isn't the same.
Haplotards at it again. Fucking educate yourselves already or stop posting things you don't understand.
>>60717574
You're fucking clueless m8
>>60717215
>>60717502
I think there is no time for bantering each other when you are literally becoming Pakis
>>60717502
die you swedish prick
>>60717633
Said the German. KEK
>>60717594
Whatever you say, f.am
>>60717633
says the turk kek
>>60716272
Its actually a shame Sweden lost the Great Northern War and didn't have its language become more relevant. Having a relevant language that is nearly intelligible to us would be great. I also have a feeling their current politics would be less retarded if they haven't lost.
>>60717659
Du ska inte vara ledsen norske bror, hade du fiskat mindre och tänkt mer hade du också kunna ha en världsledande bil-, flyg- och it-industri.
>>60717782
No worries, we're all bilingual or trilingual here, as opposed to you monolingual peeps across the pond.
>>60717797
car industry = saab (long gone) volvo (chinese)
it = kek
airplane = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_E0O9lnrRQ
you suck and your cunt is ugly as hell
>>60717611
you know nothing
>>60717918
We make our own fighter jets, missiles, guns, artillery, submarines, stealth-ships, combat vehicles, some even used by you guys!
Have Norway ever made an aircraft? Submarine? LOLNO
Norway pumps up oil. Good jaaab!
I see you have 13 Nobel prize winners, nice. We've got 31.
>hurr estonia is nordick
WEW
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>>60714527
>Would a joint nordic state be feasible?
Yes
>>60718133
We're primarily developers of tech and weapon systems. Assembling the vehicles themselves is too expensive in this country and better suited for lowly serfs.
>>60718261
it didn't work back then and would never work now.
nordic is just a meme. We are just neighbours, nothing more nothing less. It's probably hard for outsiders to understand
>>60718261
Nobody wanted the Samis apparently.
>>60718484
Norway has the largest sami population in the world. And samis has nothing to do with Finland either. They will cut you up if you say it to them
>>60717594
It means our ancestors came from Asia you fuck
No matter how European we are autosomally
Why would norway want to join with sweden, considering the current situation?
>>60718162
Finland isn't any more so
Unless being rich makes you Nordic
>>60718603
Literally every haplogroup in Europe came from the steppe (except for I1 which has the highest prevalence in western Finland)
>>60718349
Didn't know it was possible to weaponize fish.
The only large defense company in Norway is Kongsberg, and they are dwarfed by Saab.
Kongsberg revenue: 7 billion NOK
Saab revenue: 24 billion SEK
I did however manage to find a picture of the only airplane design to come out of Norway!
>>60715566
>1982
>>60718689
>Western Finns
>Finns
>>60718635
>Why would norway want to join with sweden
we don't, But both Swedwn and Denmark would love to, because in all honesty, their countries look like shit. Who wouldn't join a prettier country when their own looks like utter shit?
>>60715096
>>60715566
>>60718261
Canada has a larger economy and population than all of the Nordic states combined. It is situated on an entirely different continent and has no cultural connection to the Nordic states. What possible reason would there be for Canada to be inside this union?
>>60717684
>>60717716
He has a point. In fact all whites should come together.
10 years after swedes helped the nazis with occupy Norway (let the nazi soldiers travel with trains to Norway) they made this music video telling how untermensch the norwegians were
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZXrK3f4zbk
>>60719483
Still salty, 60 years later.
>>60714893
Behead Swedish royalty, they arent royalty and are just rapebabies descended from a mad general. Meanwhile Both Haakon and Frederick descend from the Jelling kings of the old viking era.
>>60719554
yeah tasteless bunch of swines you are
>>60716737
>Suomi will never be whole again
I'll never forgive the ancient Koreans
>>60719562
Norway and Sweden are rightful Finnish clay.
>>60714527
I'm glad you didn't forget us, but I doubt the Faroe Islands would ever join a union like that.
90% of our country's GDP comes from our fishing industry. Our politicians would never give free access to our fish to other nations, even if it's you guys. We already demand a very high sum of money for any foreign companies that want to fish here.
It's fun idea though, I'd rather be in the NU than the EU.
>>60715096
we had Vikings too but it doesn't make us Nordic
Canada is more Chinese than it is Nordic
>>60719774
Had the hyper wars never happened we'd be colonizing the stars by now.
>>60719958
More Indian actually. At least the chinese assimilate to a degree.
>>60719039
I never said that, baka.
