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2016-06-12 20:41:53 Post No. 60710703
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 20:41:53 Post No. 60710703 [Report]
>Second cousin comes over visiting along with her English husband
>Be alone with him
>Try to start some fabled Anglo small talk
>"So err, where exactly in England are you from then?"
>"I am from Newcastle."
>"Oh, United."
>"What?"
>"Newcastle United."
>"Ah, heh y-yea, I'm not so into football."
>mfw
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:14:33 Post No.60712162
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:14:33 Post No.60712162 [Report]
>>60710703
Wenigstens hastes versucht, Brudi.
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:16:23 Post No.60712253
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:16:23 Post No.60712253 [Report]
>>60710703
Sports are for braindead manchildren. Intelligent people don't care about "who can put ball into hole most"
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:22:09 Post No.60712501
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>>60710703

alreet ya jerry bastid!

Hows it gannin like?

Yus canny?

EEE i tell ye wot liek im fookin dying fer a tab leek... way ayeeeeee got some Goldie V in me bag leek.. FUCKIN BELTA.

Yus got any deec drink alawa the place coz i fancy getting fooking MORTAL HEW!


Your second cousin should have married a Northumbrian and not some pleb geordie.. at least you would have some shared genetics .. though Northumbrians are probably more Danish/Nordi cor even Roman than Germanic.
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:23:35 Post No.60712566
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:23:35 Post No.60712566 [Report]
>>60712501

and the english claim this is how the language is supposed to be spoken.
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:24:09 Post No.60712589
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:24:09 Post No.60712589 [Report]
>>60712162

Hätt ich ma lieber das Wetter genommen.

>>60712253

*tips fedora*
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:24:52 Post No.60712622
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>>60712566

you're welcome.
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:25:52 Post No.60712678
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:25:52 Post No.60712678 [Report]
>>60712253
This
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:26:50 Post No.60712733
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>>60712253
Sex is for braindead manchildren. Intelligent people don't care about "who can put penis into hole most"
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:29:42 Post No.60712851
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:29:42 Post No.60712851 [Report]
>>60712733
This really made me think.
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:31:16 Post No.60712906
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:31:16 Post No.60712906 [Report]
>>60712501
Is this dutch?
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:33:37 Post No.60712989
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:33:37 Post No.60712989 [Report]
>>60712253
You seem to be enlightened by your intelligence
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:34:41 Post No.60713027
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:34:41 Post No.60713027 [Report]
>>60710703
football is pretty boring desu
I occasionally watch it if I want to pretend to be normal and it's never fun
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:36:18 Post No.60713079
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:36:18 Post No.60713079 [Report]
>>60713027
It is boring. So is handegg.

Hockey is actuallu the only exciting sport tbqhwy
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:38:05 Post No.60713149
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:38:05 Post No.60713149 [Report]
>>60712501
>tfw I can understand this
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:38:30 Post No.60713157
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:38:30 Post No.60713157 [Report]
>>60712906

Geordie
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 21:39:43 Post No.60713204
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>>60713149

wae aye man.

reet son?
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 22:25:16 Post No.60715001
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 22:25:16 Post No.60715001 [Report]
>>60713027
>>60710703

I hate watching football. It's no coincidence that all my friends who watch football are also retarded enough to buy FIFA every single year, pay an extra £100 to get some coins, and then try to convince me that 'its got new features mate! It's really good this year!'

Yeah, no

Even tennis is more fun to watch
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 22:42:13 Post No.60715720
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>>60713157
Why do Londoners sound like they have marbles shoved in their mouths? Or did the guy I meet likely move there from somewhere else?
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 23:09:21 Post No.60716862
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>>60712253
really makes you think
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 23:24:36 Post No.60717501
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>>60712253
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 23:31:29 Post No.60717803
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 23:31:29 Post No.60717803 [Report]
>>60710703
fookin dick-ed
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