A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
The bartender asks, "what can I get you?"
"A shot for everyone, please"
Amazing post
>>60707955
kek
this is the first time i approve a canadian post
>>60707955
>>60707955
a muslim walks into a canadian bar
shoots 50 people
they were all faggots
A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
He says to the bartender, "can I ask you something?"
The bartender says, "go ahead, shoot."
REPOST from a youtube comment
have some self-respect you little canuck bastard
...not bad
>>60707955
>Canadians
Is thievery of jokes a national past-time?
>>60707955
K E K
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>>60708353
Canadians are unoriginal fags
>my sides
A gay man asks a muslim if he wants to shoot his load on his face.
The muslim agrees.
Got what they deserved lets be honest
>>60708384
That's what I thought.
Quebec citizens should unironically at all times wear gas masks to shelter themselves from the stench of Canadian faggotry.
>>60707955
fuck off leaf shit
Here's a Canadian classic:
A russian, a canadian, and an american walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
>>60708031
it was stolen from /pol/
>>60708445
t. Rasheed Abdullah Al-Britani
>>60708445
Don't mean to defend fags, but that's a fake.
Head over to the Twitter account wherein the girl concedes that it is.
>>60708484
quebec's most famous export is the trudeau family
>>60707955
Fucking Leaf posters
That's already too far enough
Posting in epic thread
>>60708684
They were corrupted by Canadians, I s-swear!
ah yes, how not to get shot
>>60708164
Severely underrated
>>60708684
Trudeau is 75% anglo
>>60707955
>>60708445
>implying you wouldn't suck your own dick if you could
>>60707955
Rare canadian quality posting.
>>60708894
He was elected because his party swept Quebec, his French father imposed bilingualism and multiculturalism because of Quebec, he lives in Quebec, he went to a French school as do his children, his wife is French, he said that Canada belongs to "us" (the Quebecois) and the reason Canada sucks so much under Harper is because it was not run by Quebecois. His approval rate is highest in Quebec. When his father lost his last election he still won almost every seat in Quebec despite getting btfo everywhere else in Canada. Trudeau is Quebec and Quebec is Trudeau.
Today I won't banter Canada. GJ.
>>60707955
As always Canada stealing OC from relevant countries
>>>/pol/76980863
>>60708919
>>60709059
translate pls
amazing you stole a joke xDDDDDDD
>>60707955
>stealing a great joke from a us user on /pol/
Canadians are so desperate for laffs sad!
>>60709131
>Trudeau is Quebec and Quebec is Trudeau.
Apparently it is also Canada or he wouldn't be Prime Minister
>>60709288
he is*
>>60709230
what's this
nice thread, fags
>>60707955
>>60709196
>>60709210
>>60709268
Hahahaha. Fucking leafs. Range ban these faggots already for god's sake.
>>60709403
Canada is easily becoming the worst poster of all time.
canadians have been pissing me off the most on this site for the past weeks
>>60709045
Where you finish is the conundrum
Did the gays burn his patch or something?
>>60708567
Here's a American classic aswell:
A brit, a american, and a canadian are about to do some stand up
The brit goes first. everyone loves his awkward and witty jokes. classic british humour
Then the American goes. Everyone loves his stereotypical racist jokes except the blacks. classic american humor
Then the canadian goes. silence. for the crowd has heard of these jokes before. It would seem the canadian stole the jokes from the brit and the american! The crowd realizes this and then proceeds to burn the leaf
>>60709343
Apparently some sand people celebrating the attack
>>60707955
this could be the post of the week
