>tfw no German dad bf
>>60699137
regardless of the shitposty nature of this post im sure this is an actual fetish some young slavic girls harbour
>>60699137
How do you say "daddy" in German and in Russian ?
>tfw no congolese sister grandpa
>>60704634
>German
Vati (sounds awful)
>Russian
Papochka
>>60699137
>tfw no norwegian bf
>>60704867
too fat
>>60705096
fuck off faggot
>>60704779
>>German
>Vati (sounds awful)
If you want to pretend you're from 18th century, you could also say 'Väterchen'.
>>60712126
Kek, german language is terrifying