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Bíonn níos mó agus níos mó daoine amuigh ag teacht á labhairt an teanga, dá bharr sin anim nua an ghinearálta.
Do you like Guinness Ed.?
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You can always spot an american in a pub. they're usually wearing a raincoat and drinking guinness
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>>60697780
Níl an pictiúr sin ró-shoiléir, toisc nach míníonn sé go bhfuil an séimhiú le "os cionn" agus "os comhair" mar gheall ar an tuiseal ginideach.

>>60696732
Táim ag féachaint ar an gcluiche idir an Pholainn agus an Tuaisceart agus do thugas faoi ndeara gurb é an chúis go n-imríonn Caitlicigh ó Tuaisceart don Phoblacht ná go bhfuil an amhrán náisiúnta na Ríochta Aontaithe acu seachas ceann neodracach.
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>>60698304
Óó, Tuigim leatsa. Ní raibh ann ach mé ag dumpái grianghraif Gaeilge a fuair mé ar an t-idirlion.
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>>60697967
>they're usually wearing a raincoat
kek true they cant handle rain at all
>rain is so light its almost fog
>50 billion umbrellas out
only places that get any rain is the blue ridge mountains and the pacific northwest
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>>60698793
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So I heard you guys liek drugs
Heres a strory

Last night was fucking mental. My mates broke into a Romanians house who were away on Holiday and they partied in it for three days, invinted us into it last night. We were out doing a bit of graffiti with some cocaine/alcohol and weed. Then we ended up getting into this house. Saw a guy lying on the sofa utterly fucked on MDMA who had shit himself so the room he was in smelt like pure shite. So we left that room, I shared some cocaine with my friends and their girlfriends. Some wee slut was around me like a fly in shite trying to get some cocaine. Then I got handed a xanax so I poppedhalf (4mg bars) gave my mate 1/4 as he was freaking out about police coming to the house and I wanted him to stay. He calmed down a bit but was still being paranoid, so I broke open a few lyrica caps like 10x200mg caps and put it in a big pile of powder on a plate. Then poured the rest of my coke into as there was much left about (600mg) and we all got quite a few lines of this drug cocktail until we all got a little too fucked.
This is where things got a bit fucked up. My mates pulled open their bag and started handing out spraypaint and we started spraypainted all over the kitchens walls. I got a wee cheeky "romanians out". Feel bad as fuck for doing it but so fuck they are paki bastards. My mates grilfriend smashed a window by accident so we took that as our cue to get the fuck out. so then we ended up walking about the city centre just smoking joints at like 5am-7am and finishing our drink. Forget I had some sleeping medication in my pocket so I handed everyone 90mg mirtazipine each. Was funny as fuck everyone was legless after taking them. My friend who was on the xanax I gave him was a little too fucked up probably because the lyrica was potentiating it. So he bitched out and got a taxi. Home Me and two friends lingered for a bit and then had to walk 8 miles to get home so we done that. Night basically over after that
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>>60700918
>Getting wrecked with lyrica.
Whose Ma did you rob that off? haha
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>>60701141
I get prescribed it big man. Don't underestimate it I've tried an upwards of 40 drugs and it's my favourite.

At high doses it feels like an opiate, benzo, weed and some speed and ket mixed in. No joke.

2 grams and you in candyland
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>>60701211

I take you have nerve damage somewhere?
Why abuse lyrica though? You know the withdrawal from it is awful?
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>>60701605
No. I get it off label for psychotic depression and panic disorder with GAD.

Abuse? I don't abuse it. I take it in moderation. I don't even take my daily dose. I just save it all up and take it like once every two weeks and share the rest. It takes 3 weeks of taking it everyday to get addicted. And the withdrawal is a cakewalk that's why doctors hand it out like candy. Even says on the wiki page about it not being potentially addictive.
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>>60696732
Is that a chocolate bar in a glass of German porter?
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gay lick
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Fucking Irish people
Ireland would be such a nice place but no you have to ruin it by existing
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>>60696732
That is the one thing I miss most during ramadan.
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>>60703207
kaksoispiste de de de
>>60704087
fuck off arabier
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>>60704123
I'm not arabier though.
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>>60704401
t. arabier
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>>60696732
Dia is Muire dhaoibh arís!
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>>60703207
stop in teh nmae of good
ireland nise conrty
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>>60706100
Cen chaoi 'bhfuil tú inniu?
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>>60706862
Táim níos fearr, fós níl staidéir déanta agam, ach nílim buartha - má nách bhfuil sé ar eolas agam anois, ní bheidh sé ar eolas agam sa scrúdú.
Conas a bhfuil tú?
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>>60703207
Kill yourself you irrelevant faggot.
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>>60706963
>má nách bhfuil sé ar eolas agam anois, ní bheidh sé ar eolas agam sa scrúdú.
Sin mícheart, a chara. Tá am ann i gcónaí.

Táim go maith. Táim ag feiceáil ar 'Terminal' le Tom Hanks anois. Is scannan den scoth é.
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>>60703207
>tfw oldest literary history in the vernacular in Europe
>tfw we have our own writing system, while you all borrowed versions of the Latin system.
>tfw you have a rich literary and scientific history in general - Joyce, Boyle etc.
Good bait, why are you relevant again?
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>>60707151
An ea? Níor chuala mé faoi in aon chor, cad a bhfuil sé faoi?
B'fhéidir go bhfuil tú ceart, ach bíonn an méad sin stros orm i rith an scrúdú nách ndéanaim mo dhícheall...
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>>60707317
Tá fear sáinnithe ann sa haerfort in Nua Eabhrac, istigh críochfort aerfoirt. Níl sé in ann a fhágáil toisc go bhfuil a thír i gcoimhlint leo féin. Caitheann sé cúpla mí roimh tugadh cead a choise don fear. Sin é bun agus barr an scéil.
Chomh maith, déan do dhícheall ach ná tabhair suas.
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>>60708287
Cinnte déanfaidh mé mo dhícheall, ach nílim cinnte go ndéanfaidh mé an rud ceart!
Ceapaim gur amhrán iontach é seo :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1ibWEvmvI
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>>60708513
Cén scrúdithe atá agatsa le haghaidh amárach?
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Absolutely loving it to fuck bais. Literally just found 5 8mg flubromazepam pills in a hole in my mattress cause I stashed a bag of 500 in it before and it must have leaked.

Might see if theres more
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>>60709000
Pics or it never happend.
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>>60708901
Mata 2 agus Gaeilge.
Sílim go bhfuil an rud céinne agat?
Cad a cheap tú faoin amhrán? Is cover é ó Weezer a dhearna Mac Demarco - ceann de na bannaí ceoil is fearr liom.
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Here lads, the population of Connacht is 500'000 haha
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>>60709321
More than Iceland senpai.
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>>60709202
Téim go dtí hóllscoil, a chara.
Rinne mé m'ardteist.

Is maith liom weezer, ach chun a fhírinne, ceapaim go weezer níos fearr ná iad.
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>>60709358
haha
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>>60709083
Here you go bai I just found these ones, heres the mattress whole. I ate the first 5 I found, nice buzz going on also on 0.5mg xanax aswell as these and some codeine.

Whats weird is I was just choking out for some and literally prayed to God and asked him to gift me with something and I found them. This is why I am a bible basher

going hunting for some morning. I used to have a stockpiles of research chemicals and illegal drugs stashed in really weird places in my room if I was bothered I could find enough to supply a party
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>>60709477
A, chríost, cad a bhfuil tú ag dhéanamh?
Ceapaim go ndéanfaidh mé IL (innealtóireacht leictriceach) taréis an meánscoil, ach nílim cinnte.
Tá fíorgrá agam do teangacha, agus nílim ag iarradh mo shcileanna a cuir amú...
B'fhéidir go ndéanfaidh mé innealtóireacht i dtír eile? Nílim ag iarradh fanacht in Éireann mo shaol ar fad.
Is breá liom na hamhráin eile a bhfuil acu [Mac Demarco], agus ag Weezer freisin - tá láidreachtaí difriúla acu.
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>>60709772
Wew la, never touched anything harder than weed before, what's it like on the other side?
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>>60709885
I have tried 40+ drugs anything you can name, except heroin and crack and methamphetamine. I tried anything but those.

The other side? It's a world of everchanging opinions and a constant rollercoaster of discoveries to put it poetically. In other words it's a fucking adventure and a half. Life changing
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>>60710005
I'm in the typical rave/stoner crowd and yet have only been offered MDMA or K once or twice (I had to go home afterwards, so there was no chance I was taking those then). I'll be trying shrooms or LSD some time in the next six months, what should I expect?
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>>60710005
How long do you space out your MDMA? Does your heavy drug usage affect you much day to day?
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>>60709772
Xanax does nothing more than put me asleep. I don't see why people use them for other purposes than anxiety or sleeping tablets. Where are you based?

>>60709826
Táim ag déanamh staidéar ar eolaíocht cógaisíochta. Beidh mé ag déanamh drugaí do mhuintir na hÉireann go luath. B'fhéidir leat dul go hAlba le haghaidh Óllscoil, a bhfuil saor in aisce.

>>60710117
I'm dropping this Saturday, agus ní féidir liom a mhíniú na mothúcháin tríd an nGaeilge.
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>>60710117
I used to go home to my parents after taking k before I told them I used drug and was fine. Ketamine only lasts an hour. You sober up quickly. Ket is my favourite drug.

You should expect to have your personality completely questioned and prepare to finecomb everybit of your life - but be prepared for this and go into the trip wanting to do so and you'll end up reshaping your personality to a more caring, kind and moral guy.

The high on LSD feels like a warm pleasurable energy is flowing through your veins and tingling every synapse and nerve ending in your body it is absolutely orgasmic. Shrooms feels like being really fucking stoned and you feel floaty.

>>60710220
Heavy drug use. Who said anything about that just because I have tried a lot of drugs doesn't mean I abused them. Most of them I only tried once. I didn't take them to get fucked up I took most of them because I was interested in effects, deliriants for example dont give you a pleasurable high they make you see spiders, shadow people and ghosts. But I took it for the experience and for curiosity.

I only take MDMA four times a year. Any more and it's just shit 2bh.

>>60710288
Xanax is a shit-tier benzo. This was my first time trying it. I'm in Béal Feirste
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>>60710288
Hmm, b'fhéidir, ach táim ag iarradh dul níos faide i gcéin, b'fhéidir an Rúis nó an Israel, rud mar sin. Nílim rómhaith as Hebréis, ach táim níos fearr as Rúisis, ceapaim go mbeadh sé go hálainn teangacha éagsúla a úsáid ó lá go lá.
I don't think any language can describe it, if I'm led to believe the hype...
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>>60710421
I might sound like an absolute degenerate, but I'm really interested in trying heroin once, then never touching it again. It won't damage me much at all physically - heroin isn't that kind of drug - I'm just interested in it...
This song describes its effects - but you probably know that already. Fucking poetic if you ask me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtTsky80XmQ
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>>60710421
Belfast eh? Just as a matter of interest, how much would a gram of nice weed cost?

>>60710499
Bhead sé iontach ar fad. Éist led chroi, a chara.
Rinne mé LSD cúpla h-am anois, 'se domhain eile.

>>60710653
Not at all, I'm in Dublin with the rest of the druggies.
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>>60710653
I may know this Steven Kavanagh, and maybe even the clandestine chemist he describes...
Since I'm both in Cork ad in the crowd, it's just likely I would. The name's familiar at least.
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>>60710764
If you want to get the feel of what heroin feels like take a trip up North, buy some iburoprofen/codeine 12.8mg tablets and take 10. It's not a very high dose of iburoprofen so it's not toxic and you get a codeine high from it. Or if you are lucky you can go to independant chemists and they might sell you codeien linctus which is pure codeine in liquid form, hard to find but we can get it legally up here. I just do cold water extractions on nurofen plus though for my codeine which is an extraction that only requires water, coffee filters and two cups anyone can do it.

>>60710805
>how much would a gram of nice weed cost?
If I were to buy a gram on it's own £12.50.

But I can buy ounces for 260quid, very nice hydro. So even cheaper. Then a half bar which is four and a half ounces I can get for; 980. RISKY buying half bars though.

>>60710923
HThis guy Steven is big in the Cork crowd like... I met him last night on a sesh out in Belfast city centre. We were walking home from this Romanians house we broke into and partied in for three days and saw him and we all started doing fake southern Irish accents shouting at him (just for a joke we didn't know he was Irish) and he started laughing and said he actually was Irish. Was absolute bizarre how that happened. But then got to know the guy really well and he was sound as fuck.

Said down south you all love your DMT
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>>60711100
That's interesting, I suppose it's probably safer than getting some smack from some sack of shit small-time dealer anyway.
There's a fucking huge market for it - there are so many hippies down here, and especially in the west where I live.
We have our own strains of weed and everything, it's mad.
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>>60711100
>Said down south you all love your DMT
I have a decent connect for that.
500mg for €30, but it's not the biggest thing. It's heroin.
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>>60711247
Don't go for heroin then. Get prescription pain killers, they are much safer. And they are everywhere down there. Try tramadol it's weak and safe can't really OD on it.
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>>60711380
Can get DMT but not that cheap.
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>>60711380
Sea, tá na Dubs faoin draíocht de i ndáiríre, d'fhéadfá siúl síos an bóthar i gCathair Corcaí agus ní fheicfá duine ar bith ar meisce nó faoi drugaí.
Nuair a raibh mé i mBaile Átha Cliath chonaic mé timpeall ar fiche daoine ag úsáid heroin ar an tsráíd... Bhíos ionadh, chun an fhírinne a rá.
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>>60711247
I wouldn't recommend it. Stay away from smack.

>>60711435
How much?

>>60711817
Is é an gnáthrud anseo.
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Bhuel leaids, caithfidh mé dul a codladh, táim ag iarradh grad 'A' a fháil amárach. Beidh mé ag caint libh go luath!
I have to go to bed lads, I want to get an A, so sleep is needed! Talk to you all soon!
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>>60711882
£30 quid for 500mg, not too much more expensive. Or you can just buy 100mg doses for 7.50
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>>60712341
Go n-éirí leat, a chara. Inis dom conas a chuaigh sí.
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>>60712390
Ceart go leor! Slán leat!
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>>60711882
>I wouldn't recommend it. Stay away from smack.
This 2bh.

Opiates in general are a slippery slope they feel way too fucking good, like it's not even imaginable. 2x the euphoria of MDMA. It's so easy to get addicted because of this but if you are strong minded nothing wrong with trying a few prescription pain drugs so long as you don't make it a habit or even a regular thing.

Just dipped your feet in the warm water for a while. I say warm water because opiates feel like a blanket of warmth around your body
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>>60712384
Personally, I've never tried it. I had the chance to about to weeks ago in the Dam. But I opted for truffles.
>>60712474
Yes, this. It's way to easy to fall victim to opiates in general. Just stand outside the same pharmacy every few days, and you'll see the same people coming out with their prescription for paramol or Solpadeine.
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>>60697967
me
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Yo tourist here, is it a bad idea to go to the pub to watch Euro tomorrow? I bought an Irish natl team kit, should I wear that or my Spurs kit? Or just normal clothes?
T. Amerifat
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>>60712752
Wear the Irish kit for the craic, like.
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>>60709772
>he's literally black
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well lads

that superman film is shite
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>>60713062
RTÉ 2?
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>>60713062
>capeshit
why
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>>60713106
yee

awful dialogue and acting from cavill
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>>60713909
They literally shit on the superman franchise with that film.
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>took a week off
>don't know what to do

I guess I'll watch E3 then
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>>60713953

It was better than the one before it.
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>>60712841
Literally not just got a tan for being a normie cunt out in the sun all day every day since it's been out. Also fell asleep on top of a mountain in the sun.

Just really tan it's been like 15c up here.
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>>60715415
Are you looking forward to marching season?
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>>60715573
Sure I'm not. I might be protestant but I am not a muh fleg protestant. My group of friends is mainly catholics. Theres only 7 of us that are protestant but we're not muh fleg sperglords. I'm going to the fleadh.
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>>60715685
Are like any other rational person up there? "If you're nice to me, I'm nice to you" sort of guy?
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>>60715795
Of course.
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Sabshai you still here?
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>>60715860
Do your friends take religion seriously? or it is dying out with the older generation?
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>>60715911
I am indeed
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>>60715924
Hmm. They all believe in God but don't prefer any denomination of it be it catholic or protestant. None of them are practicing christians, except me and sorry I'm talking shite... Me and another friend of mine who is actually an israelian immigrant who is a devout presybterian, as which I am to. But I am honestly note the type to call catholics heretics and such.

We are Brothers through Christ. Nearly everyone here be that the older generation or new believe in Christ.

For all the bad the paramilitaries have done some of them (the UVF brough in Indian immigrants anad gave a church that was rarely used funding to turn it into a place for the indians to live in since they were refugees, but they had to accept presybtarianism and show that they meant it. republican paras have done things like that to.

Which is nice... in a way
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>>60716122
Do you know the equivalence of 8mg flubromazepam to diazepam. Is it like 20mg for every 4mg?
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Honestly prefer /eire/ to /brit/ especially as a Northern Irishman. I feel more welcome here. they hate us over in /brit/. the paddies that se
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>>60713909
That film is barely 10 years old but it feels way older
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rate my graffiti please lads not sure if I like it.
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>>60716248
>flubromazepam to diazepam
6mg to 10mg is what the ratio I'd go for.


>>60716285
More than welcome.
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>>60709321
Why we need Ulster back tb'
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>>60709202
Good luck in the exams.

Heading off to the gaeltacht in a few weeks myself, goodbye civilisation. Hello good beures!

inb4 underage, did TY.
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>>60717965
Where are you off to?
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>>60709826
Electrical Engineering is a good degree, probably on of the more math rigorous course, if you get a good job early on your almost guaranteed to be upper middle class till you die.

is posta iontach e, slan go fhoill!
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>>60718056
Colaiste Chamus, Indreabhan. Ta se idir spideal agus ros a mhil.

Beidh se piosa craic agus is Cinnire Ti me.

I never imagined I would get to use my Irish language on 4chan of all places.
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>>60718360
Are you 18? I'd feel too old going to the gaeltacht at 18
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>>60718360
Iontach. Cé mhéad airgead a dhéanfaidh thú?

>I never imagined I would get to use my Irish language on 4chan of all places.
The thread last night was great for the Gaeilge.
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>>60718443
Ya I did TY.

Its usually pretty based, the lads are usually sound, it's beside a beach.

The majority of girls are pretty hot and will proabably fuck. Plus no one knows anyone so you can fuck with no societal consequences.

Very few people who have gone have regretted going. Why do you think you'd feel too old.


>>60718522
1000 bean, Last year I got 500 off. This year i get 100 off.
I am friendly with the local gaeilge co-ordinator in my area, attended a few Irish events. Have to keep a basic diary and i get 100 back.

>>60718522
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>>60718733
'S cén sórt leibhéal Gaeilge atá agatsa?
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>>60718733
I'm in the same boat as you, 5th year, summer, 18. Too late to register for any gaeltacht now though I think. Went last year had a blast but had a falling out with the lads I went with last time I know so decided not to go this year. Regret it a lot this year. Also how would you ever fuck in a gaeltacht? Sharing a room with two other lads, sneaking into girls houses doesn't really work.
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>>60718825
gna leibheal, ach is Cinnire ti me sa gaeltacht, nil ios agam. Beidh me abalta a staidear an ard leibheal ach....


Long story short, bad friends before I did Ty went into OL for the junior cert. After the Junior cert I went to the gaeltacht and dramatically improved my oral irish.

I can hold conversations as gaeilge quite easily, its my learning skills and grammar that lets me down.
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>>60719110
Is cinnte é gur mbeidh thú ag caint ar nós cainteoir dúchais go luath go leor.
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>>60719076
Ya I get you, it's usually pretty good craic.

Sneaking into rooms, playing texas hold em at two in morning for a measly five euro.

I never actually went out with friends from where i'm from, it helps I suppose in making new friends.

Have you no imagination. There is usually a disco that is held on the last week. The back door is usually left open for people to go out side to cool down.

In my gaeltacht, there is a school and a sports hall next to it. Simply hop over to the school.

Also on one of tthe last few nights, we sneak down to the beach and get pissed drunk with contraband vodka.
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>The gaeltacht

What a complete waste of taxpayers money.

Might as well just fund smoke signals it would be just as useful.
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Today I got up and played Civ 5. I didn't stop until now.
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>>60719610
Ah, Lar! How's it been going?
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>>60719355
Fior, ta mo gailge nios fearr tar eis na gaeltacht. Bhi tu ag smaointe as gaeilge nuair bhi tu sa gaeltacht.

Ta se sios ait, mar nil me go maith ar mo teangacha.
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>>60719624
Summer's been far more boring than usual. It's actually making me consider getting a job, though I probably won't bother. I think my friend might be in Europe too, what little of a social life I have is frozen until he gets back.
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>>60719411
Its all perspective, what do you define as useful? learning quotes of poems or studying Shakespeare. A lot of stuff is questionable. Irish while having no tangible value, still has intangible value.

See here on the chons, anons conversing as gaeilge it gives a sense of identity belonging, whether this has value or not is debateable.

One thing I actually like about being able to converse as gailge is that once I went on some group trip with some of my friends, we were in McDonalds on oconell street. I was in the queue with a girl I know and we could have a conversation as gaeilge, sure that no one would understand a word we were saying. We got quite a few strange looks for that one.
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>>60719610
Day well spent. I am going to go insurgency, I was playing it 8 hours straight yesterday
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See you on the field tonight, lads!
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>>60719822
I am making a mint, I started a small company. It's a basic landscaping company with a twist. My dad owns a rideon lawnmower strimmer /others.

I go around to houses secure contracts for getting their lawns cut. Then I hire my friends to cut the lawn while I sit at home jerking off at the thought of the money im making or i'm securing more contracts.

I mainly get people to start off with my contracting company by doing a weed removal service. Nobody literally nobody likes weeds, and nobody likes picking them either. I secure the contract pay my friends/workers 90% of the money i take in.

then once they're customers, secure the lucrative contracts. Cutting grass hedges. Planting a few aldi shrubs in their gardens. This is where I make 50% profit.

€3000 up and i'm only 18, I have two and a half months of summer left, the good weather only compliments my business strategy.
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>>60720172
>two and a half months of summer left
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>>60720172
lucky bastard

we dont all have daddy's machinery
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>>60720411
The joys of finishing 5th year.

>>60720496
Your correct in one sense, but you could still do it if done correctly.

Do you have a simple push lanwnmower.

Do you know how to get your underage friends to work for you under the table.

Simply go around to houses in the middle of the day, usually middle age women. Small chat, weather, gardening, compliment/disregard the garden subtlety. Then make the move talk about the weed removal.

Once you have the weeds removed. Move to the maintenance.

if I can make around 3000 bean in three weeks, im sure you can contact a leasing company and talk about leasing better equipment and still come out trumps.

Treat the lads you work for well, dont let them think your making much money at all or theyll get jelly and wont work. Drink, icecreams, breaks. But be strict pay quarter up front to get their interest and then the rest after the works done. Having the small amount upfront allows them to imagine having the money and what theyll do with it, they work harder this way.
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>>60720496
my da has all that shit and more but id get some funny looks if i went around offering to cut peoples lawns in my local area

fucking jackeens
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>>60720771
I live in a village where cunts would sooner go to the grave than hand out money for "weed removal", they'd only laugh at you

Only way I'd make 3000 beans in three weeks is if I was very lucky gambling which is what I intend to do
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>>60720805
Ya I get ya, the idea only works in certain areas.
I suppose I live in an affluent area.


>>60720817
Look into making websites for local businesses, charge 300 a website dont go lower or they might think your scamming them or cheaping them out.
Same thing works with apple, sell Piece of shit at high price people think its premium.

Convince them why buy your websites and not go with a free wordpress/wix site.

Offer to do brand marketing(brand awareness) on Facebook along with the website.

Outsource to pajeet in India, then fix small mistakes. Collect $$$
Worked for me last summer, milked it dry. Not a company left in my area that dosnt have a website.
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Why do you micks pretend you have your own language?

It's pretty embarrassing to watch.
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>>60720987
Yeah but what about hosting the website and shite like that

Seems like they'd never be out of my ear
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>>60720817

Fucking this

>>60720987

>Look into making websites for local businesses.

This was my first gig lol. I got paid fuck all and it was nigh on impossible to get money out of people, I know ur mother, father etc. I will pay you next month.

If you want to make money leave Towns lol. Look at any Town and it's just a tiny minority of leeches running 3 government schemes at once, people double jobbing or some farmers son placed in the post office or some other lucrative job.
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>>60721019
faigh as mo thread.

>>60721023
Yes I get you, what I did was I did the 300 for the first three years, including keeping the domain for three years and keeping it hosted.

I bought the domain off namecheap
hosted it on a server in my attic, three old desktop computers constantly running debian linux. Hosting the websites, since they're small there wont be too much bandwith.
I gave 500 to the auld lad, to cover the cost.

Debian stable wont need updates, once the server is configured properly following easy guides online.

After the three years renew the contracts.

€5000 Not bad for a days worth of set up and few weeks of securing contracts.
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>>60721225
>faigh as mo thread.
Thosaigh mé é, stád ag insint bréaga.
Chomh maith, ná bí ag caint leis. Níl ann ach mealladh é.
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>>60721225
Internet in my area is shite so I couldn't host it, know any cheap hosting services?
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>>60721182
Ya I agree with you totally the mentality was sick thinking they deserve shit for free.

I was very upfront about that, saying that I required half upfront. This worked for me because people knew me and my family and that my family is "respected" in the community.

If any of you guys are good programmers, look at thebot.net webste and make bots to make completely passive online income.

Take the ideas from that website and make it for yourself.


Guys look into bitcoin, gone from $200 -> $650 in the last few months. Invest and set up a long position to sell at $700. Easy $50 profit.
Check biz as to why you should invest.
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>>60721315
ceart go leor.
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>>60721384
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2424725,00.asp

Do your own research, I never used hosting services. So I cant say for sure whats good or not.

The execution is everything, you must be selling the businesses the idea of the website, how it will affect them , all that other bullshit.

Why do you plan on doing it?
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>>60721534
To make money

I'll Either offer hosting solutions or start making websites to attract clicks and ad monies
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>>60721406
bitcoin's a bubble atm I'd cash out if I were you
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>>60721672
I made a score last week from them. There's marketplaces where people are willing to pay more for 'clean' coins.
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>>60721643
thats good, would you have the hosting solutions for busineses, charge less than what they are currently paying?
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>>60722182
If I could find it cheaper than yeah
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>>60721712
Name?
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>>60722713
I'm not joking when I say this, craigslist.

You want to find gullible idiots 'looking for bitcoin to buy drugs on the darknet'.
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>>60722807
Then you got paid how? Back transfer?
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>>60722875
Paypal. It's all about how you talk.
Lurk around threads on other sites, you'll find some 16-18 yr old yanks with a lot of money from mammy and daddy looking to buy coin but don't have the know how to buy them from vendor sites.

A few weeks ago I bought 0.1 B for €55, seen an add on LA craigslist for coin.
I gave "clean" coins (pure bullshit) for €75.

Last thing the buyer asked me was "How to get dis on silkroad".
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i curse you with australian gayposting desu

*curses you*
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Where the mick poofs at
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Post mick boipucci
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>>60723174
I would but its leaking everywhere
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>>60723095
You wanker.


>>60723002
More on this. Most sites and vendors for bitcoin require ID, proof of address etc. This gives you the advantage - not asking for that stuff raises the price of the coin.

If bought coin yesterday, you could be making at least €40 on top of it of your initial investment.
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>>60723264
Had a 100 euro worth of botcoin a month ago and gambled it away on satoshidice

Don't gamble kids if you do know when to stop
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>>60723307
>Had a 100 euro worth of botcoin a month ago
>a month ago
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>>60723345
Fuck it the bubble will burst soon
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Are irish twinks easy?
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>>60723408
Keep an eye on it everyday. When €50 = >0.1B buy, then keep an eye out on ad sites and regardless of market price, sell for >€70.
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