Tell me about Sweden. What happens here?
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao!
Rape
>>60684710
autism
>>60684733
ayyy, great banter, svensson!
>>60686042
hilarious and original
Abba
Very liberal nation
Fairly small population, around 9 million.
Capital is Stockholm
Memes aside it seems alright
>>60686242
you serious?
>>60686395
Why wouldn't he be?
>>60686415
So he's telling that there's no problem with the immigrants in his country?
>>60686525
No. What I'm saying is that sweden is much better than the /pol/acks believe it is;
>>60686525
> he's telling that there's no problem with the immigrants in his country?
of course there are problems, but if you'll stay away from the shitty parts then you'll have a great time.
>>60686578
>/pol/acks
well we'll see in few years
>>60686608
and how many shitty parts are there?
>>60686642
Okay, Romania.
>>60686676
Malmo is doomed, other than that it's alright.
Good things
>>60686716
i keep questioning this, is this good or bad
>>60686525
I don't deny there a issues, I just said what I knew about Sweden.
>>60686525
Everytime someone makes this thread what they really want to hear is "european caliphate" "failed state" "bull prep nation"
So we swedes tell you guys that, so you dont have to
If you want an honest answer what Sweden is like then it really depends on where you go. Its a very big country and very long. It has 25 different provinces with different history and culture. But the air is clean, tap water the cleanest in the world and crime rate is low as long as you dont go to the muslim areas
>>60686738
Of course it's good.
>>60686762
>Everytime someone makes this thread what they really want to hear is "european caliphate" "failed state" "bull prep nation"
Agreed.
>Its a very big country
You lost me here, Sven.
>>60686802
^^ I meant big for europe standards and for its population. But yea, Texas is bigger than Sweden
>>60686843
>^^ I meant big for europe standards
Ahh yeah, I forgot that europeans are tiny :3
>>60686762
>as long as you dont go to the muslim areas
really?
Everyone with a Swedish Flag is a Nigger, Kurd, Arab, Turk or Assyrian.
Ever.fucking. time.
>>60686932
t. Mehmet
>>60686932
Sup, Ahmed.
>>60686913
What do you want me to tell you. Sweden is safe, never in my life have I seen a crime being committed. Our rape statistics is very high, most of it can be explained by politics and definitions when it comes to rape. But I dont deny that we got problems and that most muslims are a big problem since they kinda refuse to integrate.
>>60686967
Hi, Finland!
Tell me what you think about this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w&index=4&list=RD8h_hS0d4vqg
>>60687004
Well, good for you. As long as you can have a happy life in the future in Sweden, keep going.
>>60686888
>brazil average male height 5'7''
I don't think you're in a position of calling other people tiny
>>60687053
I was trying to be cute.
Sorry.
>>60686967
>>60686977
>lists every shitskin
>t. Mehmet
Fucking Niggers in Finland m8
>>60687048
Most people on the internet seem to think Sweden isnt reacting or changing as a response to the massive immigration last year. The truth is there was an extreme extreme backlash and response, our conservative party rose from 12% to 28% in some polls because people though the immigration was madness. Since then we have reduced immigration by about 98-99% and new laws are being put to work almost every month to reduce incentive even more. Yes a lot of these should have been there since the beginning, but better late than never right? Today the politicians are competing with each other who can be the biggest anti-immigration party, well, most of them anyways
>>60687249
SD please!
>>60687249
LOL
Swedish men are no longer a majority in 18-25 age bracket when all residents are included
everyone in stockholm is gay.
they have beta males.
greatest cunt
>>60687408
What would happen if Russia invaded Sweden?
>>60686738
>i keep questioning this, is this good or bad
>>60687434
(i would visit stockholm as easy as i visit stockholm)
literally why
>>60687434
first they've got to go through Finland
>>60687464
>>60687249
Lel you got millions in the last decades m8, you will be like some North African shithole, genetically and in every other aspect
>>60687528
Are you greek?'
>>60687562
Actually I am German
>>60687592
why u so mean with our swedish bros?
Maybe one day there will be a real thread with the goal to actually talk about Sweden where people from the country can answer unironically
A man can dream
>>60688027
Sometimes I make these threads, but all I get is insults and people calling me monkey.
>>60688058
>Sometimes I make these threads, but all I get is insults and people calling me monkey.
same
>>60688058
i love cute swedish boys since friday.
i should have never taken this drug that makes one gay.
>>60688161
>i love cute swedish boys since friday.
Really? Hahaha, what a coincidence. I love swedish boys too :3
>i should have never taken this drug that makes one gay.
Wut? What did you take?
>>60688240
mdma for the first time in my life
i was with my awesome group of friends and one of them brang a very cute swedish guy along with him (didnt know him before that)
and he was like super gay and friendly, and we hugged and danced :3
>>60688327
t. Normie Normissen
>>60688406
i wouldnt say that :(
but i must say that it definitely changed me and made me a more happier and emphatetic person.
like i was kinda depressed before that but now it changed my view on life.
it's way better than alcohol.
>>60688457
>i wouldnt say that :(
>group of friends
>we hugged and danced4
What a colossal normie, you are.
I wanna hug and dance too :-(
>>60688027
I´m planning to go to Sweden this summer with my friends. I´ve been to Stockholm a few times and would like to see something different. Could you recommend some nice places in southern and central Sweden. Also if I want to see mountains and stuff do I need to go up north?
>>60688536
Don't feel bad pls
im sure you can find someone to have the same experiences with
>>60688058
South of Sweden is extremely flat, like extreme. When I was practice driving and starting the car in a hill we had to drive for 20 minutes just to find a hill steep enough for the car to roll by itself hehe
Ystad is very pretty, the most south city in Sweden, got friends living there, nightlife is pretty good, night clubs and bars and old buildings
Karlskrona is a bit further up and is another harbor city, very beautiful scenery
If you want something further in you can visit Lund, swedens biggest student city, also one of Swedens oldest (the oldest?) city. Good nightlife
If you want mountains you gotta head north of Stockholm and stick to the west
>>60688578
>Mountains
>Sweden
Just stay away from ghettos and shitskins. Buy some tourist books about Sweden.
>>60688837
>Don't feel bad pls
Don't worry about me.
I just got a bit jealous, that's all.
But I'm happy for you, and I wish you the best.
>>60688848
>>60688867
Guys, I'll buy myself a pack of fags and I'll be back soon, okay? Hold the phone.
>>60688578
>>60688848
In middle Sweden you can visit Växsjö, Lindköping or Gothenburg
>>60688848
>>60688867
>>60688896
Thanks guys, I just want to see Sweden besides Stockholm, but I don´t want to drive for 10 hours.
>>60688894
thanks, i wish you the best too.
truly.
(i wanna viisit brazil some time when I earn money)
Best country on earth desu
Only gets hate because of jealous faggots
>>60688894
Btw what is the fascination for Sweden? I see a lot of Brazilposters who are very interested in Sweden, is this just a 4chan thing or do people in Brazil actually know Sweden exists?
>>60689173
>less than 80% Swedish
Lel
>>60689226
Germany is god tier also.
>>60688896
You're not swedish are you? You literally misspelled every single on of those cities you listed.
>>60689333
Förlåt, jag är bara en vilsen skåning med en mobil som inte autokorrigerar
Gothenburg är inte felstavat bara översatt <.<
>>60689413
Sålänge du vet att det stavas Växjö och Linköping så är du förlåten.
Skäms!
>>60687434
Swedish men will offer to paint the nails of Russian soldiers
>>60688578
Skåne (east coast) for some awesome beaches and cold as shit water. Also Skåne is truly the best province,
>>60686932
I'm all of those things and jewish. What now Gayreek?
>>60689140
>(i wanna viisit brazil some time when I earn money)
I'm back.
Well, maybe we get to know each other when you do :3
>>60689179
Sweden is a country we look up to.
We always hear about the great achievements of the swedish people, and we aspire to be like you.
>>60689226
Are you for real, tho?
Your country isn't doing very well either.
Mama Merkel is watching.
>>60689413
>>60689486
English please
>>60689501
h-hawt
>>60688896
>middle sweden
>växjö or gothenburg
Holy shit m8. You have terrible geography skills
>>60689486
Han kanske menade Lidköping
>>60689226
We're more Swedish than the UK is british or France is French yet they never get any shit.
>>60689226
Literally projecting, In 2014 there were 80% Germans in Germany, Since 2014 (and your shitty birthrates) it can only have been lowered since the immigration flood and the German peoples will for genetic suicide.
is this thing still working?
>Russia, from Medieval Latin Russi "the people of Russia," from Rus, the native name of the people and the country, originally the name of a group of Swedish merchant/warriors who established themselves around Kiev 9c. and founded the original Russian principality
>originally the name of a group of Swedish merchant/warriors
Russians must feel like a man who finds out his father became a dress wearing trannie.
>>60689664
Allting över Hallandsåsen är norra Sverige
>>60689784
>Allting över Hallandsåsen är norra Sverige
STOP THIS
>>60689784
Allting söder om Hallandsåsen är Danmark
>>60689802
Hahah Jokes on you, ni blir fast med F! och svetsarn
>>60689743
Yes
>>60684710
You fucking gypsies sitting in front of each ICA and COOP begging for our money
>>60689830
are you in on it?
>>60689874
No, I got scared when I saw T*rkroaches were the most frequent callers
>>60689799
Google translate m8, but Im getting told using Skåne as a central geographical startingpoint is not viable
>>60686716
>What kind of future do you want for your country?
>1. Starships
>2. Cyborg augmentation
>3. Male rape centers
Swedes are strange people.
>>60689625
maybe, where in brazil do you live?
>>60689959
>No, I got scared when I saw T*rkroaches were the most frequent callers
Oh... Okay. Did you get a lot of banter and bullying?
>>60684710
JUST
>>60689997
I live in this city. Belo Horizonte :(
>tfw no beach
>>60690013
Im used to it, I live in the most hated province in Sweden
>>60690069
awwn
i feel bad for you :(
>>60690069
No, Stockholm is the most hated
>>60690069
>I live in the most hated province in Sweden
t. Sk*ning
>>60690141
This is not up for debate, Scania is so disliked it has become the objective truth, you are talking to a man who had to accept Malmö exists in his province
The Danes don't want us anymore and neither does rest of Sweden. Skål
>>60684710
How masculine the women in the country are is commensurate to how effeminate the men are so Swedish women are the manliest in the world.
>>60690221
i like scania trucks
>>60690055
i heard the south is nicer and beaches are overrated anyways :P
>>60690221
Bullshit, Scania has pride and our own history and culture, Malmö was a great city before the muppets in Stockholm decided that Malmö should be Iraq 2.0. It's not the first time the northerners decides to fuck with us.
>>60686525
It's worse than it looks. Even Swedes are in denial about it.
See
>>60686762
>>60690272
Well... I live in the southeast.
Only the 3 states in far south of Brazil are considered "south"
This happens
>>60690272
Beaches are overrated.
>>60690311
Sure, Scania probably has more history and tales than rest of the north combined. But Stockholm does what Stockholm does best, make decisions from afar that benefits them while pegging us
Malmö used to be nice yes. But today it's the rapebaby of Sweden
>shit climate except a couple of weeks in the summer or if you live in the north and love snow
>shit women who are entitled feminist sluts embodying degenerate hollywood values
>filled with immigrants and I'm talking the worst type of immigrants, African warcriminals, Afghani rapefugees, muslim IS-soldiers, Somali packs etc and basically no women
>worse gender demographics than China due to immigration
>pay almost all of your money in taxes to support the fact that we have millions of immigrants leeching on welfare all their lives
>boring antisocial culture, no fun allowed unless you get drunk on the weekends and even then it's insanely judgemental
>basically DDR tier media and laws where infiltrators will find private chat groups where people criticize immigration and report them to the police, recently a 67 year old woman got fined and just avoided prison because she had criticized immigration in a private facebook chat
If you're living here you should have a house far out in the wilderness because we have great nature that goes on for miles and miles without a person in sight. That is really the only good thing about this shitty country.
>>60690367
Huezillian men :3
>>60690353
Oh I didnt know.
I know a guy from Rio btw :)
Personally im a bit afraid of the favelas but i still wanna see the nice part some time
>>60690367
we dont need beaches bro. you only get sunburnt.
but is that in sweden? those rocks look smoth and nice.
>>60690524
>Personally im a bit afraid of the favelas
Yeah, they scare me shitless.
>>60687249
>Since then we have reduced immigration by about 98-99% and new laws are being put to work almost every month to reduce incentive even mor
>this is what SD-cucks believe
Literally nothing has happened you dumb faggot and even if we closed the borders completely we have still accepted enough immigrants for 500 lifetimes just the last year and we're not getting rid of those.
flipflops
>>60690677
i want to be an immigrant in sweden
>>60689733
We are actual becoming racist again while you love it.
>>60690765
So germany is growing back it's balls
About goddamn time.
>>60690677
Do you have cheap alcohol in sweden?
>>60690468
Come home brother
>>60690807
Does it really matter? Ball-less or not, Germany won't stop until Europe is destroyed
>>60690765
No your not, Heck your polls even suggest you guys want to reelect merkel, And your not even halting your immigrations.
>>60690816
No I forgot, it's the most expensive alcohol in the world and you can only buy it on very specific hours in the state monopoly store.
>>60690832
Why? Norway is going down the same road. I'm off to Eastern Europe or maybe prison island.
>>60690816
No, alcohol monopoly makes everything expensive.
Us in the south buy alcohol in Denmark, others go to Germany I believe
Swedish women love arab men
>>60684710
Northern half: nothing happens because only like 10 "swedes" (finns and sami reindeer fuckers) live there. No cuckolding.
Southern half: Cuckolding
>>60690892
>Norway is going down the same road.
Not really
>>60690901
2 dollars for >>60690816
>>60690914
Can confirm
t. northern native who moved south
>>60690914
please take over haparanda so i can post with finnish flag
>>60690914
Have you guys ever notice how the parts of Sweden that are closer to Finland are the most cucked parts?
what's going on with iceland?
I will get shit on for saying this, but imho it's pretty great :) not perfect of course, but a nice place to live. I live in Luleå, a city in the north coast.
>>60690866
Our Right Wing Party insulted Turks and Blacks and they stayed same in the polls.
They will probably get something between 15-20%. Second strongest party. Not Bad for a Party which is three years old. East Germany will be governed by them in the next years West Germany is diffcult though.
If somebody said the things they said 5 years ago he would be labeled as absolute Nazi, literally Hitler.
But it becomes normal again.
While SD is a meme Party with 12% and a 20 year old history.
>>60691024
Literally the only people in this country who aren't homosexual betamales are people living in the far north.
>>60691059
delet this
>>60691103
Cut that shit out right now, you flamboyant fucking faggot.
>>60690966
Absolut Vodka
700ml for 25 euro
>>60691059
qt picture
>>60691195
geeeeeeeez, man. wtf
>>60690914
but that's wrong
>>60691194
please, they dont know what they are doing
>>60691194
>people vote for this shit party instead of that other shit party so it means they're cucks
I've been in the south, I've seen your cities filled with Afghani gangs with Swedish girls in their knees as you look down into the ground.
>>60691231
That is literally the cheapest you will find in Sweden. It gets better in Denmark and much better in Germany, but that's a pretty long drive
>>60691236
DELETE THIS
>>60691195
i can get 700 ml of vodka in my homecountry :)
but i started hated it anyways, i prefer beer nowadays
>>60691310
do you have an account on ThisVid?
>>60691271
Let's look past your cuck-fetisch and focus on facts and statistics, alright?
>>60691236
>siffror från 2010 för 2014 siffror blåser honom åt helvete
>tror att S eller V är sämre än M eller FP
>förvånad att SD inte får stöd där de inte orkat etablera sig
>förvånad att SD inte får stöd där det i princip inte fanns några blattar 2010 och de få som kom visste att de måste sköta sig annars får de pannan inslagen
>stolt över att några södercuckar blev så arga när de blev knullade i sjärten att de röstade SD
>tror på allvar att SD är bra
hahaha
>>60691271
>Every party is shit
There are lesser shit parties, The commie filled north just voted for the shittiest of them all, Also ive seen the big cities in the north, Pretty much the same as here except more blacks.
>Let's look past your cuck-fetisch and focus on facts and statistics, alright?
I love the swedish anthem, so I recorded myself singing it!
Can you guys tell me how I did?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16fr1ZM0p7B
Also, if you can record yourself singing it, I'd appreaciate it.
>swedish "men"
Great internet connection speeds, when I was studying, I had 1Gb/s (1000Mb/s) for free, now I pay 25€/month for 250/250 MB/s.
I general, life here's great. Winter's a bit depressing though.
>>60691433
>>60691236
Finns den här kartan för senare år med?
Och finns den i större upplösning så man kan läsa vad det står?
>>60691450
>Winter's a bit depressing though.
4u
>>60691436
>I love the swedish anthem
No, it's pretty bad. It's in a major key!
>>60691450
>Great internet connection speeds, when I was studying, I had 1Gb/s (1000Mb/s) for free, now I pay 25€/month for 250/250 MB/s.
That's amazing!
>>60691365
The fact is that my city is more or less 100% white and the few non-whites here behave. Meanwhile your women can't even go outside because they will be raped and you're absolutely fine with that.
>b-but you vote leftwing and we vote """"rightwing"""
>>60691423
Only party that isn't complete shit is SD, everything else is equally bad.
>>60691505
I love it. It's definitely in my Top 10.
>>60691361
no, i dont know that site.
why do you think so? :o
>>60691508
>The fact is that my city
>city
Either you live in a village of 2000 people, most of them over 60 years old or you live in Umeå or Luleå (or Sundsvall or Gävle if someone would count those as Norrland, which are multikulti-paradises
>>60691436
Dedicated! You gotta work a bit on pronunciation though
Brazilians are the biggest Sweaboos
>>60691508
Yeah, I live in a city of about 30k and the only crime I've seen apart from speeding was a bar fight between two white swedes a couple of years ago.
People here seems to think Sweden is falling apart when in fact we're the second most stable country in the world, after based Finland:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Fragile_States_Index
>>60691565
Nothing. You seem to be a young bisexual boy who likes beer. I mean... I just.. Nevermind.
>>60690357
Vafan är kulturmarxism?
>>60691576
Umeå is pozzed but Luleå is literally 99% white according to wikipedia which makes sense. Umeå should really be counted as a southern city anyways as it's a cuck containment zone.
>>60691617
Thanks, man! Will do.
>>60691664
>Han vet inte
>>60690221
>>60690257
Scania > Volvo 2bh
>>60691696
Håller mig ej uppdaterad på megmegs.
>>60691396
is it true that the leftists in the north are stalinists rather than hipsters?
HAPPENING IN THE US!
MUSLIM SHOT 20 PEOPLE IN A GAY BAR
>>60684710
Karma
>>60691791
I wouldn't really classify a shooting in the US as a happening
>>60691758
According to him, probably
But people in Norrland are not shy with their tolerant believes. Sweden for all is their slogan.
>>60691758
More like they're on elderly care and can't even think properly anymore (implying they ever could) but they used to be oldschool soviet supporters, yes. Then again we do have a bunch of newleftist fags but they're mostly concentrated in the bigger cities and most of them move south eventually.
I'm certain the majority of young people (atleast men) vote SD.
>>60691841
But it was a muslim killing gays!
Trump will definitely ride on this!
>>60691908
He will ride gays?
>>60691908
I think Trump will win anyways
>>60691925
No. But he will use it hard in his campaign!
He'll get all the gays on his side!
>>60691939
Hopefully!
>>60691649
It's alright.
And desu >bisexual
Not anymore, i changed, :3
Being bisexual is a meme
Best girl
>>60692240
So... Are you sure you don't have an account on ThisVid? How old are you?
>>60692303
i've never heard of this site so I'm 100% sure, lel
I'm 20
>>60692347
Ahh... Me too!
>>60692363
i got to go, have a nice day and week :)
>>60692752
Ahh, okay :(
Bye! Have a nice day too!
*kisses and hugs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU-s2y8pCIk
>>60689486
Heter Lidköping
>>60689992
>be american
>get raped
>have no where to go because you made fun of swedes making male rape centers
>>60692802
I'm going to rape your hairy gorilla asshole!
It's a very safe country. You can walk the streets of stockholm any hour of the day and not run into any trouble. The odds of you being gunned down by a madman or suffer similar misfortune.
Question: how welcoming/easy to live is it for people coming from other EU countries(that don't speak swedish)?
>>60684710
Shithole full of Somalians and Liberals.
0/10 would not invade.
>>60696372
They give you a passport and 2 years average national salary when you arrive at the airport, and you can rape anyone without consequence.
Pretty friendly.
>>60696372
Pretty much everyone here speaks English.
>>60684710
They used to be badass viking motherfuckers, going around to other places to rape and pillage the shit out of them. Now they're a bunch of pussies who are getting raped and pillaged by people from other places. The irony is truly magnificent. At least Norway is still keeping it somewhat real and holding up Scandinavian reputation, but it too is getting soft and weak, like modern men.
>>60701082
Tell me, Swedebro, do your schools teach your children about your glorious viking past? Or is that too offensive for modern day standards? I'm genuinely interested.
>>60701303
I'm sorry, I have to stop replying or else I will be jailed for hate speech.
>>60691072
They insulted the turks about genocide right?
lefties will always side with the smallest minority. In this case the arminians
>>60701303
Yes, we read about the Aesir and the viking age in primary school.
Great country except for the no-go areas.
Swedes are surprisingly bro tier when you get to know them, and even more shy than Finns according to my experience.
>>60687528
>millions
Why do you make shit up? Don't you have better things to do?
It's my favorite country. Visited for 3 months and I'm trying my hardest to move there permanently.
>>60691072
SD started to become prominent in 2006 and has since then gone from 2% to 5 and now to 12. In some polls they have gotten around 20% which is far more than your party.
Also I don't really understand why you're trying to bash Sweden when you're in pretty much the same situation. Literally what do you gain from this?
>>60701303
Nope, teaching about swedish massmurderers and other evil people is forbidden here. Vikings are a disgrace to our nation.
>>60686913
Pls stop asking sweden senpai stuff , he is busy
>>60686738
>i keep questioning this, is this good or bad
>>60687004
>definitions when it comes to rape
I'm almost scared to ask what is considered rape in Sweden
>>60688848
Is Swedish as retarded as Norwegian when it comes ro dialects?
>>60700412
k, packing now.
>>60684710
in swedish "hello" (hej in swedish) can also be goodbye :)
>>60705719
Used to be that way, but centralization efforts have pretty much eradicated all the regional dialects.
Norwegian is fucked up because they had to transition away from first being cucked by danes and later swedes.
>>60686704
There are tons of no-go zones everywhere, but they are easy to look up.
