If any of you know anything about PNG share....my little sister is there and th country is in chaos...her phone died. Students are rioting against policr shots fired...people dead. Aussie here
Anything? Anyone?
>>60682996
>>60683109
Maybe she shouldn't have gone to that jungle shithole in the first place. Someone's probably eating her brains right now.
>>60683156
Do you still have partisans living in the mountains
>>60683188
No, but I'm still paying a family of jews so they can hide in my cellar.
>>60683222
I fucked up. They're paying me, of course.
>>60683222
You're paying them huh... Those Jews are exploiting you I think slovenia
>>60683247
It's a bit too early in the morning, I admit. >>60683246
She's white and vunerable you dont understand.....its just me and her and i literally don't understand that country she's a missionary... the news is jumbled and disjointed
>>60683325
There is no way to civilise jungle cannibals. She will learn the hard way.
>>60683325
whta the fuck are you trying to achieve by posting here you dumb shit contact your embassy or something
>>60683316
It's like 11 am there dude
>>60683353
So you know what's going on? I literally have no clue I'm flipping tthe fuck out man........she knew what she signed up for but i am her only family.....anything will be helpful 4chan is my last hope
>>60683394
Hell yeah dude of course a Slovenian knows all about the current events of the half island nation of Papua New Guinea
>>60683360
They have no clue where she is....last they heard she was in the capital city (port moresby) heading out to some other remote place called alotau
>>60683394
No, all I know is Papua New Guinea is one of the last places where cannibalism is practiced and people kill their elders with sticks.
>>60683368
I woke up one hour ago so I'm not 100% up and running yet.
>>60683423
I just don't know whats going on and that's terrifying AF the country is falling apart
>>60683452
It is but she's there as a missionary and tensions escalated between students and govt she was telling me....her phone cut out 3 days ago
>>60683464
Go find her
she ded Jim
I know a guy who's working over there at the moment, for some sort of mining (gas?) operation. Dude is a grizzled looking motherfucker with an eyepatch, looks tough as shit. He must make crazy money but he drives one of the shittiest, most beat up old cars you'd ever see in the city, it's funny. Anyway I have no idea what's going on over there, hope your sister is ok m8
>>60683592
Thanks bro, she's fine
>>60683526
I am planning to....will be booking tickets in the nect week, scared af a Lankey tall white guy in land of the unknowns searching for missing sister...seriously she's all i have and i would - ade thru hells darkest pitts for her and i see this as that.
>>60683592
I hope she is i will be goin there in the next week...
>>60683671
So why exactly did you guys even show up to the last rugby World Cup final if you didn't even perform
>>60683718
Because aussie....
>>60683368
Damn....7:34 am pm (19:34)
>>60682996
should have fucked off when you had the chance white boi
>>60684181
You better not be a proxy
Post proofs now
>>60683394
>4chan is my last hope
anyone who says these words is doomed
>>60684210
Pretty sure he's legit and posted here before
>>60683671
Mate I'm not sure whether you're kidding or not, but get in touch with the Embassy
>>60684210
>>60684315
Why are you letting that chink drown?
>>60684315
Where in PNG are you? What's the situation...don't give me that white boy black boy bullshit.
>I'm going to study overseas, hmm where should I go, Europe, North America, Korea...ah I know, I'll go to Peepoo New Guinea
She deserves to get disemboweled and sacrificed
>>60684181
>never been to PNG....
>will be over soon
>>60684385
Okay desu she should be fine. Unless she was anywhere near the University of PNG around the time she should be fine. No one died and I hardly doubt any foreigners were involved. Additionally there was no "storming of residences" bullcrap. Don't worry, unless of course your sister's dumb and went out at night.
>>60684414
Haven't you been reading you fuck...she's a missionary and uptight religious...helping disadvantaged people, she's fuckin 19
>>60683353
And Russians.
>>60684472
Hmmm ok that rules out the capital port moresby... she was there 3-4 days ago but i doubt it now it must the the town called alotau..all i have is that name.
>>60684514
She will learn
>>60684602
she's fahkin fine. The only places chimping out atm are hagen and lae, the capital was the start of the nigger uprising but it was short lived. I don't know much about alotau for this situation but it's one of the safest places in PNG. If she's coming to Port Moresby tell her to be VERY VERY careful and not to go out at night and for GOD's sake don't go to the setttlements
Anyone in Cairns got a boat?
Hello sir I am investigator for PNG police force, my connection is not good so I have to connect through British server. Please post pictures of your sister so we can more easily identify her.
Thank you for your time we wish you best of luck in this dark situation.
>>60684708
Thanks based anon i will but i do have a couple contacts her mates who are in the port of moresby somewhat...will get onto them, hagen? Lae? These names mean nothing but if alotau is safe that's good to know
>>60684775
this OP
>>60684775
What's the maximum sentence for impersonating a police officer in PNG, officer?
>>60684848
I do not know as I am not an impersonation. Please it is very important we have busy schedule if you request our assistance please post pictures immediately.
Me and my sister
>>60684798
I know you're not and baiting me but thats me and my sister a year ago
>>60684932
Thank you for providing a picture but we need just a few more information. Do you have any pictures of her without clothes on? In swimwear or underwear would do and will make it easy for our investigators to find your sister.
Thank you
>>60684755
Fuck
>>60684798
Alotau's generally ok since it's a tourist town with based locals who are used to foreigners. Plus not much development so criminals don't dwell there
>>60683325
Riots shootings are between uni students and cops.
White girl.
Nothing to do with her.
>just the usual rape a white girl thing, so no different to any other day in PNG
>>60685231
No you fuck...
>>60685315
Thanks man thats good to hear she's somewhat ok.
>>60685317
Rape a white girl? When did this become a thing she told me only good things about PNG
>>60683394
> 4chan is my last hope
You may be fucked.
>>60685499
Hope not i am goin there next week
>>60685315
pls let us take your natural gas reserves
>>60685440
What a qt
>>60682996
She'll be fine
>PNG in chaos
JPG should expect refugees
>>60688518
Go die finfag
>>60688900
Salty. So salty.
All I know about PNG is it's a rightful Indonesian clay
>>60688900
Don't have a tiff m8
>>60689207
Fuck off
>>60682996
>kuru: fucked up incurable disease which you can only get if you eat dead people
PNG is the weirdest place on earth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
I would never let my sister travel there unless with a shotgun.
>>60689207
I rightfully don't give tro flying fucks about indonesia, from whhst I've heard.... shit tier std riddled ugly hookers/trannies and shit tier people seems to me even PNG fucked up right now with shootings/cannibalism is better than a cuck country like indonesia.
>>60690293
OP here, she was doing missionary workfor her church volunteering
>>60689207
Fuck off worst neighbour
>>60690643
now she is in missionary position as a dozen weird midgets fuck her with penis sheaths.
>>60685315
Are you the same /pol/ guy who was on last night?
>If any of you know anything about PNG share
The state of Papua New Guinea is located on the western half of the island of New Guinea, the second largest island in the world. It is extremely mountainous and was up until the late 20th century populated by primitive tribes who shared no common language.
>>60690605
>cuckstamp flag
>talking about cuckiness
>>60695913
>shitonesia
>insulting anyone
>>60696339
>malingsia
>have no dignity
>british puppet
>have no culture
>>60682996
LMAO is she doing medical work?
How old are you son 12?
PNG ain't like Aus with our superfast fibre to the house broadband interwebs.
>>60683592
>ywn be a grizzled looking motherfucker with an eyepatch who looks tough as shit and makes crazy money
>>60682996
Fuzzy Wuzzy, my son. You are headhunter now. You must choose flag. Will you take glorious Anglo emblem, or Pirate/Africa-tier black flag?...
>>60682996
Hope this isn't real. Otherwise your sister is already lying dead in a pitch after being gang-raped-
>>60682996
The question here is how will you feel once she shows up with her little halfbreed
