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Ohayou Gozaimasu (Good Morning) from Karen Edition!
fucking awful thread
SOVIET UNION
>>60680945
That makes it even. Remain is going to cheat using the establishment
>>60680950
what don't you like about it?
*touches beautiful kimpatsu thread*
>mfw Brits don't know what "root beer" is
>mfw Brits have never eaten a meatloaf
excellent thread DESS!
would quite like to kill myself
>>60681023
i do too, but i know my mother and sisters love me and they're going through a hard time so i don't want to make it worse. what pains me more than thinking about my own life is thinking of them suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BDjQphYB50
Sometimes I'll watch videos on a site and they'll run fine
Other times they'll stop and start every couple of seconds
That's probably on their end yeah?
>mfw yanks don't know what water is
>mfw yanks have never eaten a vegetable
>>60680985
both sound pretty shit tbf
I think I drank too much last night
>>60681050
>>60681050
>>60681050
fuckin howling
>>60681114
what did you drink lad
>>60680920
Are real brits as qt as Karen?
:` :)
>>60681122
kekd
>>60681153
Bulmers, Doom Bar, some shots
>>60681122
Diamond
wise words
...lads?
Ohayo Gozaimasu lads
Placed a bet
>>60681685
On what team?
>>60681685
>3.15mb
cheers lad
>>60681710
Northern Eire
>got to go get a haircut and buy clothes today
RRREEEEEEEE
Preparing to message Sally
Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight
bit slow
*coughs*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/36510272
>be American
>Get shot
>>60681902
everyone's still asleep
Messaged Sally
Preparing to message Yuni
most listeners saw the tension
keep rocking first class shawty like attention
handsome, im talking face like a painting
tony hawk grinding fuckin ken burns skatin
Messaged Yuni
>>60681956
not funny
I've been chugging breniebro retard tears for days now. It's amazing. I fucking told my idiot berniebro friends how retarded they were for thinking he could be the nom months ago.
>>60682075
What about this
*makes farting noises with my mouth*
>>60682129
>CLINTON OR TRUMP
doing a bowel movement as I type this
Shit is literally evacuating from my anus at this very moment
Can you feel it? Can you sense it in the vibration of my post? Do you care to join me in the bowel movement?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10463271
http://www.strawpoll.me/10463271
http://www.strawpoll.me/10463271
^ POLL ^
>>60682129
it's lovely
now we just have to wait for hillary to blow donnie the fuck out in november
>>60682169
>Supporting Shillary
wew
any new dogs?
>>60682134
lol!
>>60682191
>no supporting Hillary
hello redittor
>>60682224
why is her hair purple
look at this fucking cat
>>60682224
I'd unironically go for Trump over Hilary, she's a flip-flopping, completely vapid establishment figure bankrolled by Goldman & co.
hunt the runt hunt the runt hunt the runt
*blows on conch*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
*the runt hounds are barking and howling in their kennels, pining for runt blood*
*someone begins banging the war drums*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
*runts for miles around squeal in terror as their breakfasts are interrupted by the distant sounds - they know now they have not long left in the light*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
AAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOO
Look at this fucking frog
>>60682224
>sucking a dense slut
you are stupid
>>60682224
>hillary literally involved in a scandal now where her staff pushed for the placing of a guy who had literally no qualifications in that field onto a committee except having been a sizeable donor to her campaign
ahhhh yes
>lalalana
>hurling
>>60682276
>muh bankers muh bonuses
you'd have to be sub-100 IQ to vote for trump
https://twitter.com/WelshGasDoc/status/741908841584025600
ah yes
>>60682302
That's a hedgehog you runt
>>60682323
you realize voting trump is better for Europe than Hillary right? Trump being anti EU and Hillary being pro EU
>>60682224
>seolhyun
Brainless
>>60682351
>realize
F
O
Y
>>60682344
Of course, I am a fool
>>60682351
>you realize voting trump is better for Europe than Hillary right
No it isn't
It's bad for everyone when a Maduro-tier politician is president of the greatest country.
hi /brit/ how's your morning :3
>>60682383
>Trump
>Maduro tier
stop reaching
wtf
>>60682429
Mugabe tier
Chavez tier
whoever is governing poland right now tier
take your pick they're all the same
Need to go down t'shop to get some food for the week ahead. There is a light rain and I have no car. It's a 40 minute walk.
Don't really mind though.
>>60682447
Ridiculous.
>tfw making a fresh reddit account so that if anyone ever doxxs you on reddit they won't have your entire comment history and a complete portrait of your life, only a small window of the last 3 months or so worth of posts
feels good to be a chessmaster who thinks 10 moves ahead of the runts
>>60682507
>mfw my internet friends found my post about being hired at walmart
ehehe I'm not that mad
>>60682507
>posts on reddit
>calls others runts
ahh yesss
What's a good site that can give me simple odds for Euro 2016 games?
Not interested in betting, just like to know who the underdogs are for each game.
another mass shooting lads :)
trump isn't a fasict he is just an idiot
>>60682523
runt posters tend to actually be ''runts''
>>60682351
>>60682276
stop.
you're replying to a nu-male who does this as a gimmick.
pic related.
>>60682528
bet365.com
>>60682507
Too bad we're playing connect6 and I'm close to getting 6 in a row, runt.
>>60682554
kek
>le reform the EU
Big Dave went there a few months ago with the threat of leaving the EU and they told him to fuck off
>>60682559
All me
>>60682548
not an argument
Going to rustle up some brekky hehe
Big Dave getting roasted by Andrew Marr lol
> having intense sexy dream about the girl I fancy
> wake up
> she's snuggled up next to me, naked and warm and always eager to fuck
Ahh yes
You lads should try having a gf, it's quite nice.
And then I woke up.
>>>/pol/76926164
get in here
what's your plan against wales? surely Bale alone is better than every Russia player playing at the same time
Some meme magic and your out the euro in the first round
>he likes his porridge sweet
stay plebs mummy bear, this daddy bear likes his salty.
>>60682575
actually he got some pretty good concessions:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/19/camerons-eu-deal-what-he-wanted-and-what-he-got
>>60682646
FONT
>>60682649
Bet it was those damn Christians again
>>60682649
>going onto /pol/
you're better than that lad
>>60682652
daily reminder
>>60682661
>immigrants can't claim bennies for 6 months
Waheyyyy. That's what everyone was concerned about
>>60682683
nothing wrong with /pol/ you reddit rat
Is there any way to fix iphone emoticons showing up as boxes on android devices
>>60682649
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/8688/web
>"Agent needs a translator immediately. Arabic translator ASAP."
>>60682747
stop being poor
>>60682747
yeah it's called fucking off back to facebook
>>60682763
Enjoy wasting money on meaningless differences
>>60682765
But I'm talking on Line
>>60682691
>mfw that game last night
australia literally gave them the win. wallabies legit fucking tore through them then went full retard smfh. if wallabies had have kept the form of the first 10 minutes up, it'd have been an absolute fisting
i fucking love happenings threads on /pol/
already looking forward to the based moly video
>>60682649
fucking hate threads like these
you are basically treating tragedies like a reality show or a sports event
i blame americanization, they started the whole 24/7 news channels trend
>>60682747
>sold my iPhone
>bought s7 edge
>no more emoticons
Mistakes were made
>>60682817
what's happening tho?
last time I checked england got BTFO
>>60682833
>stop reporting the news
oy vey
>>60682850
good job i'm not english then
ISIS attacked a gay nightclub in orlando.
>>60682809
we all know who the better team was, england were just handed the win.
>>60682879
doubt its ISIS
pretty random target if it were them
@60682911
>random
>gay nightclub in america
they hate all 3 things
https://www.periscope.tv/broke_losers/1nAJEqOOzrvJL
Some mongs on the scene of the club shooting.
>>60682941
yeah but it's a second tier city in a second tier state
it could easily be a rasheed but i doubt isis sits in raqqa planning attacks on orlando nightclubs
got m8s in orlando desu hope they're okay
https://twitter.com/AliAkinK/status/741914313795862528
RASHEED'S ON A FUCKING MAD ONE
HAPPENING
>>60682863
theres a difference between reporting the news and treating it like a reality show. /pol/ as a whole is a result of the whole news media going berserk, every single event gets covered for days and week just for the sake of it. our media here is the same, every time there's a security event or god forbit a war all of the 3 major channels literally cover it nonstop
Using the Line Chrome app to see the emoticons lads
not the best solution but it works
>>60683021
shut the fuck up and get back to posting fucking machines you kike
>>60683047
FONT
>>60682987
they're also gay?
>>60683073
you don't have to be gay to go to a gay club
>>60683081
FONT
I know a bunch of people have just been shot but can you cool it with the anti-gun hate speech.
>40 patients
jesus christ
this is gonna be a big haul boys
>>60683021
>just for the sake of it.
No?
People like knowing how things play out. Especially ones involving rasheeds doing stupid things.
Now running a 24H on non-news like anon wanking to the latest slag, sure that's dumb.
But live coverage of a bombing or shooting or something?
Pretty important.
>>60681122
>amerisisterfuckers
>>60682747
Wait for Android N, it will have all the colour modifier emojis
>>60683067
oh fuck off brainwashed idiot go back to your containment board
>>60683122
>People like knowing how things play out
exactly, they are exploiting the human need to be in the know while giving a false sense of danger and panic to garner views. it's basically a reality show for all intents and purposes
>>60683191
>>>/pol/
fuck off racist twat
>>60682554
What a sight for sore eyes that is.
>>60683191
Why aren't they being transparent
this isn't fucking democracy
>>60683196
>, they are exploiting the human need to be in the know while giving a false sense of danger and panic to garner views.
>information about what's going on in your country is exploitation
>Sensationalism
sure it's a problem but only idiots buy into any WW3 fear-mongering.
Reality show
Honestly, we're just so used to it anymore, it's a sad state. But that's what happens when we let extremists run wild.
off to the beach in a bit lads
going to have a proper cornish pasty
>>60683281
made in devon?
>>60683303
nah cornwall
read a book about Hitler
his early life was frighteningly similar to mine
>>60683344
just reported you to the police
>made this thread two hours ago
>still not even halfway used
Excellent.
Karen for days
>>60683380
/yui/ edition next
>>60683372
you'll come to regret that one day my friend
>>60683403
I shan't allow it.
>>60682646
kek
>>60683403
EXCELLENT POST
>>60683422
if you make it early purely to beat him that's real low.
>>60683486
>slaved
at least learn English properly before attempting to shitpost
fucking pillock
look at this fucking dog
will never understand normieball
>>60683486
>hart thinking it was offside from the moment he fucked up
lol get fucked
>>60682905
they still won though
>that ignored off-side
>that ignored deliberate knock down
>that "obstruction"
>that decision to kick for a penalty with 3 minutes left
just shake my fucking head
>>60683486
delet
can't believe the ball kicking last night went so bad
>>60683606
i can, it happens every time
>>60683616
why didn't they just kick the ball away?
>>60683585
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
reminder
do NOT reply
>>60683628
look its more complicated than that alright
remember when england actually thought it was coming home?
you remember during the game last night when the man kicked the ball with his foot?
wew
>blacks on the ENGLAND team
doesn't make sense to be h lads
fart
cease all retorts
>>60683687
Poleaboo knew you were a fucking loser
>>60683701
Racist
England are so fucking disappointing. I'm switching to support Wales now.
Would quite like to see Norn Ireland win today too.
>>60683722
You're ban still hasn't expired, and it keeps getting extended Poleaboo
>>60683638
You disgusting, sweaty, swarthy lard arse nonce, get the HELL away from here and don't even THINK about coming back. You disgust me.
>>60683739
reckon wales is going to win the euros?
to mong out on diazepam, nor not to mong out on diazepam
that is the que- *starts giggling quietly and dribbling out of one corner of my mouth* hehe ah yes
>>60683780
It's all but guaranteed at this point my kringle friend
what the FUCK am i reading right now
>>60680985
Root beer tastes like the shit you rub on your muscles, it's vile.
let's go fucking mental
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/watch-incredible-scenes-cardiffs-fanzone-11459811
>>60683884
you're mum rubbed my muscle
>>60683884
>replying to a 2 hour old post
kys
>>60683884
It's sort of disgusting mouthwash shite and yet strangely nice at the same time. I can imagine if you'd grown up drinking the stuff you'd get a taste for it
bf just hit me again
>>60683924
>I can imagine if you'd grown up drinking the stuff you'd get a taste for it
also how Americans are able to tolerate their vomit-flavoured chocolate
just smacked this little mentally ill twat who thinks I'm his boyfriend. Fucking embarrassing, especially when the gf is with me
#savepoleaboo
>>60684019
no bully
(pls bully me more)
Mugi > Yui
yeah you get me?
possible islamic terror attack in Orlando
>>60684151
Bit racist
>>60684163
Not seen this meme for ages. Bit of meme nostalgia right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>60683638
Can't make heads nor tails of this image. Think you might be mentally ill mate
/brit/ is epic lulz for teh winrar!!!
unsure of why people want Turkey in the EU
especially with that Islamist genocide-denying terrorist-sympathiser in power.
>>60684253
uhhh because its 2016
Been called into a Magistrates Court over an unpaid rail fine. Supposed to be starting a job in a School soon.
How fucked am I?
>>60684253
>that Islamist genocide-denying terrorist-sympathiser in power.
he'll fit right into the EU then
>>60684253
keep the xenophobia in 2015 please
>>60684294
Pay the fine, that's all they want then you can leave
>>60684294
What did you get fined for you spanner
>>60684294
you didnt commit a criminal act so dont worry
its a civil case and therefore meaningless effectively
>>60684294
not particularly fucked, unless it's a school for proper rail travel conduct
*twitches in my sleep*
runts.... the runts are escaping again...
*rolls over and starts snoring*
who would win in a war between the UK and france
no nukes allowed
>>60683403
excellent suggestion
how the fuck did Bangladesh elect a woman into power yet is seemingly uncaring about minorities, secularists, and anyone else who doesn't subscribe to their toxic ideology, getting macheted to death?
>>60684435
>French people making an effort
m8...
>>60684339
>>60684356
I'm gonna pay it, just worried about getting a criminal record.
>>60684503
its not a criminal act you fucking idiot
>>60684550
Calm it down la, poor bloke's just a bit worried is all
>>60684383
>you didnt commit a criminal act so dont worry
Its a Magistrates Court, not a County Court.
>>60684550
calm down mate lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiADgGSGHiM
just did 3 months in prison for not buying a train ticket lads
drinking already
just went for a run again, lads.
>>60684622
Criminals should be banned from /brit/ IMO
>I don't subscribe to the antinatalism belief system
Morning cuntbags
>>60684435
Neither side could invade the other and win desu
We're marginally stronger on paper.
>Euro 2016 clashes: Russian media vaunt own fans and put blame on English
>Initial reports from Moscow claim attack by English hooligans provoked their ‘heroic’ countrymen into violence
ah yes, very impressive
>>60684817
lol, Russians are animals
why do games come out so infrequently these days? it's already been nearly 5 years since skyrim and that was announced 4 years after oblivion
>>60684817
Lel I wonder if Russians actually believe the news in their country, given that every other news outlet across the world usually hold the opposite opinions to them.
Do they think there's a great world conspiracy against them like the North Koreans or something?
>>60684883
russians (and russiaboos) on the internet sure do
>>60684870
AAA is dying lad
yankees and their rooty tooty point and shooty rampages what are they like
>>60684870
I guess because AAA titles are really bloody complicated to make.
>>60684883
/rus/ were pretty similar to you lads from the few threads I was in.
>>60684902
well maybe it wouldn't be if every company wasnt trying to make fucking call of duty all the time
>>60684870
build hype for when they are released plus idk if theyre using a new engine for the new one or not which would take a lot of time to make
>>60684594
trumpers: calm, rational, respectful
anti-trumpers: deranged, hysterical, overly emotional, appearing to be menstruating (both the man and the woman)
Wahey /leftypol/ is back up
>>60684945
Well COD seems to be dying down so that's good.
Consoles are also on the downswing despite PS4 sales.
>>60684919
well bethesda always releases their games half finished so i can't imagine it's too complicated for them
>>60684942
Is there a Russian equivalent of LADS ON TOUR?
>>60684883
They do. I spent 3 weeks there in 2015 and I spoke to some well educated people, people studying PhDs, they all loved Putin. I met one woman who admitted Putin is a joke (she was half ukranian), and one guy who appeared to hate Putin but wouldn't open up about it.
bonjourno me laddies
when did he fall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5cihWmbxwI
>>60685032
Not that I saw, just apathy general aside from the cyka runes I didn't bother putting into translate
What book are you reading currently?
>>60685048
What a brainwashed people, no one in any country where people actually know what's going on like the government.
>>60684870
Haven't they spent all their time on making Fallout 4 since?
what's the latest on that orlando shooting? anyone know how many are dead?
>>60685102
nobody knows yet
>>60685083
/brit/
>>60685048
>>60685091
What's wrong with Putin?
>>60685115
40+ apparently, shooter inside the club is confirmed dead, people think theres another somewhere else
>>60685129
where are you hearing 40? i saw 7-20 injured at most
>>60685129
is it a terrorist incident or just an angry yank?
>>60685145
Said there was a controlled explosion carried out earlier so who knows
>>60685125
He's a major thorn in the rest of the world's ass and the reason the US and EU need constant military presence in East Europe in case he tries shit like he did with Crimea again.
>>60685144
yeah sorry, think it was 40+ shot actually
Think it was 14 dead
>>60685145
not clear yet afaik, but people think they had bombs but not confirmed
>>60685083
Reading Skagboys atm. Not sure how I feel about Irvine Welsh really, The Blade Artist wasn't fantastic
>>60685176
But Crimean people are in support of being a part of Russia.
>>60685257
so? you can't just invade and take it over like that
do you think knightsbridge should be russian too?
the script are the gayest fucking band ever
fuck ireland has some shitty musicians (u2 as well)
>>60685257
Then he should've waited for them to hold a referendum before invading it. He was just pissy that the Ukrainian government wanted to join the EU.
>>60685125
He's fucked the Russian economy big time
>>60685257
They shouldn't be allowed to decide which country they want to pay allegiance to
what a travesty
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36510601
>Police praise for Wales fans in Bordeaux
First the Irish now the Welsh. Why are the English such scum?
>>60685320
good post
Raining heavily in Manchester again fucks sake
>>60685091
You have to put it in a wider context, they had Yeltsin for years who was a complete embarrassment being visibly drunk in public multiple times. Putin in comparison is a strongman who appears to take no shit from the western aggressors.
They fully buy into the idea that the west is totally obsessed with them but the reality is Russians are playing the victim, you can walk around Moscow and see stalls selling T-shirts with images of Putin karate chopping Obama, and it's not a novelty item for tourists either. They're obsessed with the US and Obama especially but most Yanks probably couldn't even recognise Putin and still think the USSR exists.
>>60685257
Ah yes, just like the Sudetendeutsch supported Hitlers invasion.
Just carried out a controlled explosion (from the end of my penis)
>>60685447
>and still think the USSR exists.
wait what?
>>60685455
Not sure what you mean, my history isn't good.
>>60685437
Awww diddums are you off to parkshite again? So sad!
tin of heinz big tasty soup for breakfast
>tfw can't start threads
Why do you retards want to exit the EU again?
>>60685547
Fuck off merkel
>>60685541
good
Will Britain start to produce anime once you leave the EU?
>>60685492
I think he was just saying Russians don't realise how irreverent they are to Americans but think the US is obsessed with them.
>>60685523
You don't know one of the main events for the kick off of WW2? Ethnic Germans living in Czechoslovakia wanted to be part of Germany and Hitler used that as an excuse to take a load of land from them.
>>60685547
probaby because they pay a large chunk for almost everything
>>60685492
I'm exaggerating but I'm just saying how one sided this "rivalry" is among the people, Russians think the US and EU are obsessed with them but most of us don't give a shit.
>>60685547
Don't want to send our money to shitter countries anymore.
ethnic russians are a literal fifth column
Putin is based
glad he doesnt listen to pansy UK/Euro shit talk. he knows western Europe is dying and wants nothing to do with it.
>>60685582
>>60685591
I-I tried to be funny and imply I didn't know the USSR was dead like he said.
>>60685092
They're a big company
Working my way up to a hopeful 200kg deadlift in a few months. Not been lifting consistently this year. Will do a relaxed 135x5 today to get the blue pumping again. I think a 175x5 might be enough to bag the 200.
>>60685615
literal russiacuck
/yui/ edition next?
>>60685646
make it happen
>>60685617
Brits don't get sarcasm
>>60685645
hes the resident rusbrit who hates when people talk about communism
>>60685578
Nah, successive government s have proven they don't give a shit about the British animation industry, which is why it died in the 90s.
>>60685633
>tfw there's something wrong with my deadlift and i don't know what
RRREEEEEE ;-;
new thread lads
>>60685703
>>60685703
>>60685703
>>60685639
>literally too stupid to realise that they could cut their walking distance significantly by walking in a straight line
how do these people even manage to breathe
If they've gone for a gay club specifically it probably is the bloody muslims again
>>60685617
American humour is too dry for us.
>>60685524
Yes
Fucking mud bath yesterday
>>60685617
lol
>>60685619
for you
